My take on the Joseph Kony campaign
Generally speaking, any bandwagon that P. Diddy is on, I want to be as far away as I can. My actual total take on it is best summed up by the Action Figure Therapy video down at the bottom of this post, but I did want to add some reasoning in here.
I’m fine with movements in general. Although not always the case, most of them do educate (or at least get people talking.) This Kony one is no different. Now, it is not an issue with which I am unfamiliar. Little known TSO fact #453, I have my degree in SubSaharan African Politics. I also specialized in law school in both international law, and specifically on the use of “mercenaries.” (When I was a kid I wanted to fight for Jonas Savimbi in Angola.) So again, I do rather know the subject. It should be noted as well that one of my cobloggers wifes is a published expert on child soldiering. Which is just a wretched thing for the 2 of you that didn’t know that already. It is also astonishingly prevalent, and strides must be made to fix it, or the recurring vicious cycle will never end.
That said, this whole Kony movement thing is firing off at like 120 degrees off azimuth.
This Foreign Policy article by Joshua Keating should be mandatory readying before you send your $30 off to Invisible Children.
It would be great to get rid of Kony. He and his forces have left a path of abductions and mass murder in their wake for over 20 years. But let’s get two things straight: 1) Joseph Kony is not in Uganda and hasn’t been for 6 years; 2) the LRA now numbers at most in the hundreds, and while it is still causing immense suffering, it is unclear how millions of well-meaning but misinformed people are going to help deal with the more complicated reality.
First, the facts. Following a successful campaign by the Ugandan military and failed peace talks in 2006, the LRA was pushed out of Uganda and has been operating in extremely remote areas of the DRC, South Sudan, and the Central African Republic — where Kony himself is believed to be now. The Ugandan military has been pursuing the LRA since then but had little success (and several big screw-ups). In October last year, President Obama authorized the deployment of 100 U.S. Army advisors to help the Ugandan military track down Kony, with no results disclosed to date.
Additionally, the LRA (thankfully!) does not have 30,000 mindless child soldiers. This grim figure, cited by Invisible Children in the film (and by others) refers to the total number of kids abducted by the LRA over nearly 30 years. Eerily, it is also the same number estimated for the total killed in the more than 20 years of conflict in Northern Uganda.
NOW, I am not saying that no one should jump on this bandwagon either, just that folks should educate themselves. The list of celebrities pushing this on twitter doesn’t exactly scream “foreign policy experts”. (As an aside, why hasn’t Mark Wahlberg just hunted this dude down yet? What the hell is he waiting on?) So look at this piece defending the Invisible Children effort from WaPo:
It is probably true (thank goodness) that Kony’s greatest crimes are in the past. He is no longer active in Uganda, where even his northern tribal allies turned against him. Attacks in eastern Congo and southern CAR are mainly raids for supplies instead of mass atrocities. But this is precisely because the LRA is under constant pressure. When Kony attempts to gather his forces – as he did in September in CAR – his Ugandan army pursuers are quickly on top of him. Obama has deployed more than 80 special operations forces in the region to help coordinate these operations.
Even a diminished Kony is dangerous. And the evil of the man himself can scarcely be exaggerated. In Uganda, I’ve met former LRA child soldiers who were forced to kill their own parents and neighbors in order to sever their ties to community and sympathy. I met a young man who looked at Kony without permission and had his eye removed in punishment. In January, I met two girls in the DRC who had recently escaped from LRA captivity. They had been used as sex slaves and pack animals – punished, when they tried to escape, by having melted plastic poured on their shoulders. All Kony’s victims – past and present – deserve to see justice done.
I wouldn’t say I am ambivalent on getting Kony, he should be ventillated, but this whole movement to get him would make me more comfortable if the Invisible Children people hadn’t been so loose with the facts, and laid off pictures of his kid, which not only didn’t tug my heartstrings (I have none) but also made me wonder why we are exploiting little kids to stop the exploitation of little kids.
Anyway, this is how I really feel: (LANGUAGE WARNING)
Category: Politics
When I was a kid I wanted to fight for Jonas Savimbi in Angola.
Yeah, but you didn’t have the qualifications for it. I at least kinda did, having watched “The Wild Geese” at least 43 times when it was on HBO.
I always thought that we should have sent in some Pheonix type hard core mugs that just took out every Janjueed and Kony type ashat in the place. Keep the peace by making people very afraid to make war. Don’t think that would go over too well though
@2: That’s because we’re a “kinder, gentler world” now. Kill them with kindness and all that horseshit.
As an aside; I’m with ya. Make them very afraid to wage war by showing them the futility of such endeavors i.e. old school hunter-killer teams ala Charlie Rangers circa 1969/70.
As often happens with many of these “do good” organizations, they just want your money. They may have really started out for a good cause, but once they saw how much money they could get from do gooders, they got greedy- and stupid.
I had one guy a few years ago who started some org to save the folks in some f’d up African country. He knew what I had done in the Army and asked what was really needed to save this F’d up country.
I told him to raise enough money to hire 100 good troops, and all the equipment they’d need for 6 months–be ready to pay them a lot of money and then let them go in and clean up the place.
He asked how they’d clean up. I told him “it’s like making sausage…nobody wants to see how it’s made, but they like to have the product to eat….you don’t want to know how they’d do it, but it would invovle killing.”
The Wild Geese is my favorite movie…period. Poisoned crossbows, gay medics and total Richard Burton badassery. It had it all.
Oh yeah …..Hardy Kruegar as well.
Dude, The Dogs of War. Both Fredrick Forsyth’s book and the Christopher Walken movie!
…don’t forget Roger Moore and Richard Harris in The Wild Geese…good stuff.
IMO, Das Boot – in German, with subtitles. Even though I’m not Navy.
what about the org’s links to voting projects and political fundraising?
I feel very sorry for the suffering people of Africa…but don’t ever throw your money at the problem to try and help.
After my mom died, my Dad “adopted” a little girl through one of the many “charities” that supposedly support poor villages and their people with food, water, medicine, schooling, etc. Dad got about four letters a year from the girl (written by a translator). He came to know her troubles, hopes, and dreams, and she had eyes that could have melted steel, they were so gentle and kind.
About three years later, the letters stopped. My Dad made inquiries. About six months after starting inquiries, he got a brief response from the charity. The girl had “disappeared,” and they had no further information.
At 88 years old, my Dad still wonders — and worries — about what happened to that little girl. And his daughter is left wondering to this day if that little girl was real…or just a really good case of fraud.
I am shocked – SHOCKEDF – that a group asking for money would exaggerate or ‘misrepresent the truth’. Wonder if they disclose what percentage of contributions goes where?
Forsyth’s “Dogs of War”. Followed closely by Giles Tippette’s “The Mercenary.” I’m sure Mike Hoare is somewhere in an afterlife trying to take over somewhere he shouldn’t.
#11 Via the blaze
The accounts suggest nearly 25% of its $8.8m income last year was spent on travel and film-making with only around 30% going toward programes on the ground. The great majority of the money raised has been spent in the US. $1.7 million went on US employee salaries, $357,000 in film costs, $850,000 in film production costs, $244,000 in “professional services” – thought to be Washington lobbyists – and $1.07 million in travel expenses . Nearly $400,000 was spent on office rent in San Diego.
OH Sh#t. I should have had the boys from ActionFigureTherapy.com due my wedding video. OUTFRIGGINSTANDING stuff!
Seeing how George Clooney has played a SF badass on several occasions how about he leads some of the other members of the Film Actors Guild on a raid to bring Kony to justice!
I’m just happy that someone is finally going after Kayne, the no talent hack
I saw this a couple days ago TSO.
As the article above states, the Ugandans basically pushed him out of DRC defeated and his manpower is greatly inflated. Its only a matter of time before he’s tracked down or killed from the inside.
“In October last year, President Obama authorized the deployment of 100 U.S. Army advisors to help the Ugandan military track down Kony, with no results disclosed to date.” A few weeks ago I got into a discussion with a few here, that this was routine over the last decade. AFRICOM now set up would assume this AO. My question, why is HE a priority? We have far bigger fish to fry then this guy, Our Special Ops boys are in short supply as it is, and their next taking over Afghanistan after the “combat” mission end.
HAHA, video spot on!
Ugh, I’m so sick of these nitwits (my classes seem to be filed with them.) They’re all for taking Kony down, or at least until you suggest they take a hiatus from art school to join the military. If they’re so committed to this then they should all be lined up at the recruiting stations so they can put their money where their mouth is.
I’m waiting for them to advocate airdropping the Care Bears over Uganda.
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