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Doc Bailey
12 years ago
OOOHHH GOD I NEED MIND BLEACH NOW!!!!!
Just Plain Jason
12 years ago
This is my favorite 99% pic.
Stacy0311
12 years ago
great, just fucking great. Now I have to go bleach my contact lenses. Probably should just throw them out….
UpNorth
12 years ago
I’ll bet someone is going to show up and tell us this is a pic of SSG retired, and we don’t have any right to mock him/her, he/she did his/her time. Either that, or he/she’s a college grad who’ll work for $65K, he/she just can’t find that job that’ll let him/her stay home and work from there, while he/she plays WoW. I just can’t tell, the beard should be a giveaway, but who knows?
And, yes, he/she is the 99%. Or a women’s studies graduate.
Now, pass the mind bleach, Doc.
Eleven_Bravo
12 years ago
Trust me when I say I will have my paybacks Sparky. ROFL
NHSparky
12 years ago
I actually hope it’s slow tomorrow so this will stay at the top of the page, kind of a rude, “HOW THE FUCK YA DOIN???”
Even Jonn’s gonna wish his eyes were worse when he sees that shit.
Southern Class
12 years ago
In the coming year we will see him here, outed as a phony SEAL/Snakeater/Ranger/Sniper/E-10.
AW1 Tim
12 years ago
God, I need another bottle of bourbon. Actually, two. One to drink to numb my thoughts, and another to pour over my eyes and burn away that image.
Jeebus, Sparky…. what sort of hell-spawn have been tormenting you that you felt you needed to post a pic of an OS detailer????????
I’m a gonna need TWO Ambien tonight…….
melle1228
12 years ago
>OOOHHH GOD I NEED MIND BLEACH NOW!!!!!
LOL- I can do one better.. Here is the article about the “man baby” who can now continue to receive social security benefits after they cleared him of fraud charges..
Try getting the image of a huge man in a diaper drinking a bottle out of your head- ice pick, ice pick, ice pick.. That case is so bad that even on the huffington post; the bleeding heart liberals wanted him tarred and feathered-LOL
NHSparky
12 years ago
what sort of hell-spawn have been tormenting you that you felt you needed to post a pic of an OS detailer
Plant is still down–tripped two weeks ago, ain’t back yet despite best first estimate of it only taking 5-6 days. That was before they had 1–piping issues, 2–resin in the condensate and feedwater systems. No idea when it’ll be back, although we’re getting some very optimistic (read: hilarious) estimates. Nights’ll make you do some strange shit.
PintoNag
12 years ago
He looks to be only about…oh, I don’t know…maybe 95% of the 99%.
And thank you, Sparky, for not posting anything but the “top” 5% of that gelatinous blob.
Jonn Lilyea
12 years ago
That shit is money right there.
Doc Bailey
12 years ago
I might’ve vomited a little when I first saw this.
Mr Wolf, non-Esquire
12 years ago
TSO??????
NHSparky
12 years ago
Wolf–nah, while first tempted to say so, TSO is more distinguished and refined…like the Taxmasters guy.
OOOHHH GOD I NEED MIND BLEACH NOW!!!!!
This is my favorite 99% pic.
great, just fucking great. Now I have to go bleach my contact lenses. Probably should just throw them out….
I’ll bet someone is going to show up and tell us this is a pic of SSG retired, and we don’t have any right to mock him/her, he/she did his/her time. Either that, or he/she’s a college grad who’ll work for $65K, he/she just can’t find that job that’ll let him/her stay home and work from there, while he/she plays WoW. I just can’t tell, the beard should be a giveaway, but who knows?
And, yes, he/she is the 99%. Or a women’s studies graduate.
Now, pass the mind bleach, Doc.
Trust me when I say I will have my paybacks Sparky. ROFL
I actually hope it’s slow tomorrow so this will stay at the top of the page, kind of a rude, “HOW THE FUCK YA DOIN???”
Even Jonn’s gonna wish his eyes were worse when he sees that shit.
In the coming year we will see him here, outed as a phony SEAL/Snakeater/Ranger/Sniper/E-10.
God, I need another bottle of bourbon. Actually, two. One to drink to numb my thoughts, and another to pour over my eyes and burn away that image.
Jeebus, Sparky…. what sort of hell-spawn have been tormenting you that you felt you needed to post a pic of an OS detailer????????
I’m a gonna need TWO Ambien tonight…….
>OOOHHH GOD I NEED MIND BLEACH NOW!!!!!
LOL- I can do one better.. Here is the article about the “man baby” who can now continue to receive social security benefits after they cleared him of fraud charges..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/21/adult-baby-stanley-thornt_n_1023727.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl4%7Csec3_lnk3%7C106424&ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false
Try getting the image of a huge man in a diaper drinking a bottle out of your head- ice pick, ice pick, ice pick.. That case is so bad that even on the huffington post; the bleeding heart liberals wanted him tarred and feathered-LOL
what sort of hell-spawn have been tormenting you that you felt you needed to post a pic of an OS detailer
Plant is still down–tripped two weeks ago, ain’t back yet despite best first estimate of it only taking 5-6 days. That was before they had 1–piping issues, 2–resin in the condensate and feedwater systems. No idea when it’ll be back, although we’re getting some very optimistic (read: hilarious) estimates. Nights’ll make you do some strange shit.
He looks to be only about…oh, I don’t know…maybe 95% of the 99%.
And thank you, Sparky, for not posting anything but the “top” 5% of that gelatinous blob.
That shit is money right there.
I might’ve vomited a little when I first saw this.
TSO??????
Wolf–nah, while first tempted to say so, TSO is more distinguished and refined…like the Taxmasters guy.
I smoked you in the last BG dude…
I dunno…maybe he can run for President.