Clarke’s cheese finally slides off his cracker

| August 12, 2011

Richard Clarke, the former CIA advisor to the White House who has been feted by the anti-war Left, including John Kerry, Code Pink, Votevets and MoveOn.org, quoted by IVAW and Veterans for Peace as an authority for their opposition to the war is finally showing what an authority he can be, by making accusations which have absolutely no basis in reality.

Apparently, Clarke thinks the CIA tried to turn two of the 9-11 hijackers and that operation failed and was followed by a cover-up. So why does Clarke think this occurred? Because he’s been thinking about it for a long time, so it must be so. What better reason to make a documentary about an utterly unsupported theory? According to the CBS News;

“I’ve thought a lot about this,” Clarke says in the documentary being produced by FF4 Films, in which he describes his theory as “the only conceivable reason that I’ve been able to come up with” to explain why the White House wasn’t informed of the terrorists’ presence in the country, the Beast reports.

I’m surprised the baby whale from Flint, Michigan isn’t making it for him.

Thanks to Jerry920 for the link.

Category: Antiwar crowd, Shitbags

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2-17AirCav

I am forever amazed by Richard Clarke and those like him who recognize a moral imperative to reveal truth as they see it but not one second before their first retirement check arrives.

PintoNag

Move over, Gordon. You’ve got company.

DaveO

Clarke’s not crazy. He’s just motivated by the cash that comes with being paid for interviews and as a consultant to those Progressive groups known for their tight, Cheney-like deathgrip on reality.

Arrow

“Clarke’s cheese finally slides off his cracker”

ROFL with tears in my eyes. Now you have gone and done it, John, you know I’m going to use this line. I laughed so hard my face hurts.

Alpha Papa

Arrow I was laughing as well… OMG, that is funny thank you for the 5am laugh..

Major Kong

You know what I think? I think that Richard Clarke and Wesley Clark (because all the craziest assholes are named “Clark/Clarke”) were gay lovers, and were involved in some sort of gay love triangle with Mohammed Atta, and when jealousy got the best of them and the relationship fell apart, Atta got pissed, and that was the impetus for 9/11.

Do I have any proof for this theory? Any proof whatsoever? Nope. But, “I’ve thought a lot about this”, and it just sounds right to me.