Anger Management
You’ll all be happy to know that I recently completed my Anger Management counseling sessions. I’ll be a much happier person from now on because I now know why you people piss me off so much. My counselor was monitoring the blog for the last few weeks, but I didn’t get any feed back. I guess that’s why it took four sessions instead of three. Anyway, here’s the video of the first session;
If you’re wondering why I was mandated to go to anger management, it’s because I told a security guard to “get a real job, fatboy” when he informed me that the parking lot wasn’t a race track. I guess he didn’t know he is a fatboy about like I didn’t know the parking lot isn’t a race track.
Anyway, this blog should be a happier place from now on. I thought you’d want to know.
ADDED: In other pointless blather, you may notice that the blog now has a Facebook “Like” button. My little hippie chick code monkey installed it this morning when she upgraded the WordPress version thingie. Feel free to use it often and let your friends know about the great and exclusive content we try to provide you here at TAH. Thanks for reading.
Category: Pointless blather
Heh, I thought you were joking about the Anger Managament thing.
Glad to once again having a coblogger with rainbows shooting from his arse.
I think that Anger Management folks need to get a real job. And a life. What a crock of leftist horse-hockey. There would be a LOT less anger if leftists would just find some other country to bother.
YMMV, of course. 🙂
I guess you had to upgrade hippie chicks since I have wanted that since you got a facebook and I had no idea how to do it! 🙂
My hippie chick is the best WordPress code monkey in the business. She tells me when I need upgrades and handles all my petty little complaints…and TSO’s even pettier complaints. And she can’t stand our content.
Methinks not too many of these Anger Management folks are big sports fans. Worse thinks are said in the stands. In fact I think quite a few people in your neck of woods were saying the same thing to Tom Brady.
I woke all suzy sunshiney happy… then had to call my heath insurance company. After they 6th question to “verify your identity” I am now ready shoot bolts of lightening out my butt. Anger management goes both ways. (rolling eyes)If “they ” didn’t try to piss me off, I wouldn’t get pissed off.
Do ya get certificate, and was there like a graduation ceremony. What was the final exam like! I can se ya now writing “I wil not put my foot up his 4th point of contact.” 100 times.
RLTW
Who are you to be calling anybody fat lilyea? Look in the mirror
Yeah, 40oz, I can hardly lift my 150 pound frame out of this chair sometimes. And my Glock 30 just barely fits in the waist band of my 30 inch waist jeans.
Must be DeWald, the super-viking making a return.
Aw, 40–sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays! And on Wednesday, no less!
Seriously, my anger would be a lot more manageable if I got to throat-punch stupid fucking people every now and then. Just sayin.
Jonn,
I guess 40 hasn’t been paying attention to your newly svelted figger!!
The VA sent me to an Anger Management Class some years ago. Yeah it was called a Class… and it DID make me angry???
But I’m feeling MUCH better now.
Surely Jonn is once again the mellow fellow he’s always been.
Square badge tyranny.
Paul Blart, the true enemy of liberty.
Grrr. . .
I’d “Like” you, but you apparently need a Facebook account, which I don’t have. So if someone else would “Like” you for me, I’d appreciate it.
my bad lilyea you lost some weight i guess? you need anger management though you always giving the black man a hard time on this site- after my second dui I had to do 6 months of therapy and it set my ass straight, so you shouldn’t be taking it lightly
You, angry? Who woulda known….
40oz: When did Jonn ever give a black man a hard time on this site? Before you shoot off your face, I am positive that most here would agree that he has given plenty of people a hard time, but never, ever has it been because of their skin color. Is this “black man” that you are referring to a 100% pussy, like an IVAW member who may or may not live in Germany? And, if he were giving “the black man” a hard time on this site, why would that constitute a need for anger management, douCHE?
Pure troll for sure.
Jesus, Jonn, eat a sandwich!
hey frankly was i talking at you? Get up out of here!!
And I am HIGHLY amused that someone with the handle “40oz” is throwing down the race gauntlet.
Awe. Some.
Hey 40 OZ: Who asked if you were “talking at” me?
Some usage of the language you have there. Must be your 40 oz doing the talking.
“Get up out of here”? Sounds like ghetto talk to me.
you gotta a problem with the ghetto?
i aint ashamed to admit i am from the ghetto newark nj none of you boys know nothin about that
40 OZ: I am proud to admit that I have too much common sense to live in a ghetto, Newark or anywhere else. Ghettos are for slackers, of any race or color. Anyone not ashamed to live in a ghetto isn’t much.
40oz = Obamagirl. Trolls be trollin.
hey man i served my country, i aint no slacker neither the man makes the hood the hood doesnt make the man
Well, if the man makes the hood I guess there ain’t too much man to ya, now is there?
And Joe, talk about latent anger issues. Someone who gets curb-stomped as much as you do would get the hint and just not come back, but you just HAVE to keep coming back for more. Projection much there, bud?
i apologized to lilyea and told you all i am a black man and you still are coming after me? you all got some problems.
you all aint gonna get me down i am gonna grab me an oe and it will be all good
ice cold 40oz pop the top and it makes me wanna bounce.. you dont know nothing about that nhsprky
…. told you all i am a black man and you still are coming after me…
Is that like some sorta of super sheild or something? I never learned those rules….
my bad
That’s an apology?
We know about bouncing, we’d just like to see you bounce outa here!
Has Richter/40 OZ, ever made a constructive comment here?
you dont know nothing about that nhsprky
Whatever you say, scooter. I love it when school lets out and the 12-year olds have unfettered access to the Internet.
(Yes, little troll, that was sarcasm.)
I think 40oz. is really a white guy sitting in his parents’ basement in Lodi, New Jersey. He’s way too “Undercover Brother” or “Leon Phelps” a.k.a. “The Ladies’ Man”.
40 is whiter than Wayne Brady, Lionel Richey and Bryant Gumbel put together.
Shaboyeeee!
http://youtu.be/3a3S1CIo3Qw
I just recently came across these videos, maybe they will help.
No NHSparky, it’s not so much that I have anger issues; I think I must some kind of masochist to post on this site…
My favorite Hank Hill quote: I don’t have an anger problem…I have an idiot problem.
@JPJ: Thanks, dude for a ton of laughs. Those are some funny chit. Sure seems to know a lot about the area around Ft. Irwin, Cal.
I had to look up Hank Hill. Wow.
Isn’t the final test a thorough reading of DU? Bonus peace points for reading the Huffington Post, too.
You mean 40oz is another Syrian lesbian blogger?
Action figure therapy is some of the funniest stuff around. Any one of the one’s with Ranger (Beach Head for all us GI Joe nerds) is definitely worth watching.
http://youtu.be/21gdnfRtgrg
For all you Dale Gribble fans out there…
Jonn–actually, I was thinking of the other semi-famous Hank Hill quote every time I see Joe’s postings when Hank says, “That boy ain’t right…”
And for all you Dale Gribble fans, “IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!! RUSTY SHACKLEFORD WILL HEAR OF THIS!!! IT WILL NOT STAND!!!”
NHSparky,
In “King of the Hill”, if you’re comparing me to Bobby Hill, he may be a little weird (guilty as charged), but in the end he is all right.
@33 have you seen some pictures of lilyea? he was a barrel ass.. dont go after me for calling him fat after he verbally assaulted some security guard calling him fat probably because he was a minority
There’s that race card again…..you have no idea if the guard was a minority you’re just assuming that, just like you’re assuming Jonn must be racist because he’s white… Who’s got race on the brain? Sheesh…
Hey 40-
Get a freaking clue. We don’t give a rat’s arse what color you are, but your ignorance and spew is just too much. Didn’t your mother ever teach you that you won’t go far by talking shit and accusing people of things that are not true? I daresay that none of us are the racists you seem to think we are, but by your comments you seem to think you deserve a pass because of skin color. WHO. FUCKING. CARES.
Ignorant, stupid comments is why you are catching flack, not because you are a black man, boy-o. Open your eyes.
As I asked in my #40, “Has Richter/40 OZ, ever made a constructive comment here?”
OOOPS, that would be My #34. above.
40oz… this is what I think you are..