Anger Management

| June 15, 2011

You’ll all be happy to know that I recently completed my Anger Management counseling sessions. I’ll be a much happier person from now on because I now know why you people piss me off so much. My counselor was monitoring the blog for the last few weeks, but I didn’t get any feed back. I guess that’s why it took four sessions instead of three. Anyway, here’s the video of the first session;

If you’re wondering why I was mandated to go to anger management, it’s because I told a security guard to “get a real job, fatboy” when he informed me that the parking lot wasn’t a race track. I guess he didn’t know he is a fatboy about like I didn’t know the parking lot isn’t a race track.

Anyway, this blog should be a happier place from now on. I thought you’d want to know.

ADDED: In other pointless blather, you may notice that the blog now has a Facebook “Like” button. My little hippie chick code monkey installed it this morning when she upgraded the WordPress version thingie. Feel free to use it often and let your friends know about the great and exclusive content we try to provide you here at TAH. Thanks for reading.

Category: Pointless blather

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TSO

Heh, I thought you were joking about the Anger Managament thing.

Glad to once again having a coblogger with rainbows shooting from his arse.

AW1 Tim

I think that Anger Management folks need to get a real job. And a life. What a crock of leftist horse-hockey. There would be a LOT less anger if leftists would just find some other country to bother.

YMMV, of course. 🙂

BooRadley

I guess you had to upgrade hippie chicks since I have wanted that since you got a facebook and I had no idea how to do it! 🙂

Just A Grunt

Methinks not too many of these Anger Management folks are big sports fans. Worse thinks are said in the stands. In fact I think quite a few people in your neck of woods were saying the same thing to Tom Brady.

Alpha Papa

I woke all suzy sunshiney happy… then had to call my heath insurance company. After they 6th question to “verify your identity” I am now ready shoot bolts of lightening out my butt. Anger management goes both ways. (rolling eyes)If “they ” didn’t try to piss me off, I wouldn’t get pissed off.

A175Darby

Do ya get certificate, and was there like a graduation ceremony. What was the final exam like! I can se ya now writing “I wil not put my foot up his 4th point of contact.” 100 times.

RLTW

40oz

Who are you to be calling anybody fat lilyea? Look in the mirror

NHSparky

Aw, 40–sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays! And on Wednesday, no less!

Seriously, my anger would be a lot more manageable if I got to throat-punch stupid fucking people every now and then. Just sayin.

DefendUSA

Jonn,
I guess 40 hasn’t been paying attention to your newly svelted figger!!

Zero Ponsdorf

The VA sent me to an Anger Management Class some years ago. Yeah it was called a Class… and it DID make me angry???

But I’m feeling MUCH better now.

Surely Jonn is once again the mellow fellow he’s always been.

Adirondack Patriot

Square badge tyranny.

Paul Blart, the true enemy of liberty.

Grrr. . .

509th Bob

I’d “Like” you, but you apparently need a Facebook account, which I don’t have. So if someone else would “Like” you for me, I’d appreciate it.

40oz

my bad lilyea you lost some weight i guess? you need anger management though you always giving the black man a hard time on this site- after my second dui I had to do 6 months of therapy and it set my ass straight, so you shouldn’t be taking it lightly

Joe

You, angry? Who woulda known….

Frankly Opinionated

40oz: When did Jonn ever give a black man a hard time on this site? Before you shoot off your face, I am positive that most here would agree that he has given plenty of people a hard time, but never, ever has it been because of their skin color. Is this “black man” that you are referring to a 100% pussy, like an IVAW member who may or may not live in Germany? And, if he were giving “the black man” a hard time on this site, why would that constitute a need for anger management, douCHE?
Pure troll for sure.

ROS

Jesus, Jonn, eat a sandwich!

40oz

hey frankly was i talking at you? Get up out of here!!

ROS

And I am HIGHLY amused that someone with the handle “40oz” is throwing down the race gauntlet.

Awe. Some.

Frankly Opinionated

Hey 40 OZ: Who asked if you were “talking at” me?
Some usage of the language you have there. Must be your 40 oz doing the talking.
“Get up out of here”? Sounds like ghetto talk to me.

40oz

you gotta a problem with the ghetto?

40oz

i aint ashamed to admit i am from the ghetto newark nj none of you boys know nothin about that

Frankly Opinionated

40 OZ: I am proud to admit that I have too much common sense to live in a ghetto, Newark or anywhere else. Ghettos are for slackers, of any race or color. Anyone not ashamed to live in a ghetto isn’t much.

NHSparky

40oz = Obamagirl. Trolls be trollin.

40oz

hey man i served my country, i aint no slacker neither the man makes the hood the hood doesnt make the man

NHSparky

Well, if the man makes the hood I guess there ain’t too much man to ya, now is there?

NHSparky

And Joe, talk about latent anger issues. Someone who gets curb-stomped as much as you do would get the hint and just not come back, but you just HAVE to keep coming back for more. Projection much there, bud?

40oz

i apologized to lilyea and told you all i am a black man and you still are coming after me? you all got some problems.

40oz

you all aint gonna get me down i am gonna grab me an oe and it will be all good

40oz

ice cold 40oz pop the top and it makes me wanna bounce.. you dont know nothing about that nhsprky

Old Tanker

…. told you all i am a black man and you still are coming after me…

Is that like some sorta of super sheild or something? I never learned those rules….

Old Tanker

my bad

That’s an apology?

We know about bouncing, we’d just like to see you bounce outa here!

Frankly Opinionated

Has Richter/40 OZ, ever made a constructive comment here?

NHSparky

you dont know nothing about that nhsprky

Whatever you say, scooter. I love it when school lets out and the 12-year olds have unfettered access to the Internet.

(Yes, little troll, that was sarcasm.)

Adirondack Patriot

I think 40oz. is really a white guy sitting in his parents’ basement in Lodi, New Jersey. He’s way too “Undercover Brother” or “Leon Phelps” a.k.a. “The Ladies’ Man”.

40 is whiter than Wayne Brady, Lionel Richey and Bryant Gumbel put together.

Shaboyeeee!

JustPlainJason

http://youtu.be/3a3S1CIo3Qw

I just recently came across these videos, maybe they will help.

Joe

No NHSparky, it’s not so much that I have anger issues; I think I must some kind of masochist to post on this site…

Frankly Opinionated

@JPJ: Thanks, dude for a ton of laughs. Those are some funny chit. Sure seems to know a lot about the area around Ft. Irwin, Cal.

BooRadley

I had to look up Hank Hill. Wow.

DaveO

Isn’t the final test a thorough reading of DU? Bonus peace points for reading the Huffington Post, too.

DaveO

You mean 40oz is another Syrian lesbian blogger?

JustPlainJason

Action figure therapy is some of the funniest stuff around. Any one of the one’s with Ranger (Beach Head for all us GI Joe nerds) is definitely worth watching.

http://youtu.be/21gdnfRtgrg

For all you Dale Gribble fans out there…

NHSparky

Jonn–actually, I was thinking of the other semi-famous Hank Hill quote every time I see Joe’s postings when Hank says, “That boy ain’t right…”

And for all you Dale Gribble fans, “IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!! RUSTY SHACKLEFORD WILL HEAR OF THIS!!! IT WILL NOT STAND!!!”

Joe

NHSparky,
In “King of the Hill”, if you’re comparing me to Bobby Hill, he may be a little weird (guilty as charged), but in the end he is all right.

40oz

@33 have you seen some pictures of lilyea? he was a barrel ass.. dont go after me for calling him fat after he verbally assaulted some security guard calling him fat probably because he was a minority

Old Tanker

There’s that race card again…..you have no idea if the guard was a minority you’re just assuming that, just like you’re assuming Jonn must be racist because he’s white… Who’s got race on the brain? Sheesh…

defendUSA

Hey 40-
Get a freaking clue. We don’t give a rat’s arse what color you are, but your ignorance and spew is just too much. Didn’t your mother ever teach you that you won’t go far by talking shit and accusing people of things that are not true? I daresay that none of us are the racists you seem to think we are, but by your comments you seem to think you deserve a pass because of skin color. WHO. FUCKING. CARES.
Ignorant, stupid comments is why you are catching flack, not because you are a black man, boy-o. Open your eyes.

Frankly Opinionated

As I asked in my #40, “Has Richter/40 OZ, ever made a constructive comment here?”

Frankly Opinionated

OOOPS, that would be My #34. above.

Alpha Papa

40oz… this is what I think you are..