The Near Perfect Sunday Post
Via Don Surber. There is this.
Osama bin Laden used to have sex with his first wife for days on end whenever he came back from waging Jihad.
The former Al Qaeda leader would vanish into his bedroom with Najwa bin Laden upon his return and not come out until they had properly reacquainted themselves.
Asked by an interviewer to name her favourite time when living with the terrorist, she replied: ‘The sleeping time’.
One of his sons noted, in the same article:
Osama bin Laden’s fourth eldest son Omar has written a book, Growing Up bin Laden, which is due to be published shortly.
His publisher said in an interview with the New York Times Magazine that it was not a revenge memoir but said: ‘He just always wanted a normal life, and he couldn’t have one with his father’
Category: Pointless blather, Politics
So Najwa is now code for goat?
NHSparky #1: Wish I’d said that. I may yet.
Her favorite time: sleeping time.
100% snort-worthy
Soooo. . . that’s why you have a second wife.
Someone to look after the kiddies while you’re “makin’ bacon” with the first wife.
How is that any different after coming back from the land of GO1 and grabbing a 6-pack and either wrastlin’ with Off-duty 6 or the cutest willing coed in a bar if there was nobody at home? I think that was the first 2 activities planned for every dude I was deployed with.