McCain Wins GOLD!
Veteran Capitalist John McCain stunned the heavy international favorite Communist Barack Obama with a record-shattering performance winning the gold in the 2008 Olympic freestyle Bitch Slap.
After repeatedly claiming to challenge the elder McCain to a one on one “anywhere anytime”; it had been a mystery why the young Obama had resisted all efforts to arrange such a match. Last night answered that question as the crowd was stunned to watch the world class “tele-prompter” take a beat down like has never been seen.
McCain mercilessly hammered the young challenger at every turn but some were more memorable.
On the simple question:
“At what point does a baby get human rights in your view?”
McCain fired confidently “Upon conception” then went on to show his pro-life stance and zero (0) rating from the abortion industry NARAL.
Obama answered the same question thusly:
“Well,*sigh* yo, I, I think that whether you are looking at it from a theological perspective or a scientific perspective, uh, answering that question with specificity, uh, you know is, is, above my pay grade.”
Asked about his most gut-wrenching moment, Obama claimed that to be his “vote” against the Iraq War. While his opposition to the war is probably the single issue that pushed him past Hillary Clinton, he never “voted” against it!
McCain countered that pathetic and patently false jewel of pandering with a real story of “gut wrenching”; specifically, when he refused to be released early from a POW camp while his fellow prisoners would be left behind.
This was far from a gotcha style dialogue that Obama can expect in most townhall style forums which is exactly why his handlers have kept him far from that arena.
That repeated cackling you heard from coast to coast last night was Hillary “I told you so” express cranking up.
I wonder how most super-delegates viewed that performance from the chosen one?
Denver will surely be interesting and taking a beat-down like last night on national TV can’t make those super delegates very confident in the boy wonder.
Category: Politics
Being in Paraguay I could not see it. I wonder if there is a transcript somewhere.
Jonn wrote: Hi, JM. The best report I’ve seen (besides COB6’s) is at the Christian Newswire, which writes that Rick Warren has the transcript up on his website, but I’ll be durned if I can find it. Maybe he’ll have it up later.
COB6 Wrote: Here is the transcript and video.
Ace of Spades writes that the media is complaining that McCain cheated. Here comes the water works. It’s going to be the longest election run-up in history if every time McCain does good, the media is going to run a screen play for Obama.
OK first, how do you cheat in a debate? Never mind. That was a rhetorical question, and since it’s the whining 0bamamedia complaining, McCain definitely scored and the crowd went wild.
Second, I just read your post to my wife, and she loved it. Great stuff, Jonn. I need to hang out with you and pick up some tips.
My wife has just informed me that McCain cheated because he knew the answers. 😉
She also says McCain looked more comfortable quicker.
And the Democrat voter just doesn’t get it- The guy cannot form words without a teleprompter. Hell Yes McCain Cheated! He has “cred”, something the Obamaniac will never have. Less than 200 days sitting in the senate is not “Cred” by any scale except the total moonbat. And they have demonstrated that they don’t give a damn about this country, if it conflicts with the “party”.
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Every ad McCain or the RNC runs from now to election day should have the statement. “I’ll debate anytime, anywhere”. B Hussein Obama where are you????
How can you cheat in something that’s neither winnable or loseable?
McCain totally cheated, I heard he listened to it in a delorean, and then got it up to 88 mph, went back in time and THEN went to the cone of silence. If there is one thing I can not abide by it is a time travelling cheater who doesn’t also stop bye the super bowl last year and make it so my Pats win.