Must be a Full Moon

There’s just so much bullshit going on today, can you guys let me write a single post about everything? Thanks.

First off, it’s TSO who is getting married, not me. Blackfive wrote some wedding advice to TSO yesterday and everyone has been congratulating me. And frankly, I’m insulted. Not only am I better looking, you can find pictures of me on the internet in a reasonably sober state and without a glass of Guinness in my paw. And I was married 33 years ago – where were all of your well wishes, then? Dicks.

Leading the discussions on the blogs this morning is Ken Mehlman, former Bush campaign manager and RNC chairman. he’s suddenly come out and announced he’s gay. SFW? I’m always being preached to that gays are just like me, except for the whole flamboyant thing – and putting stuff in other people’s stuff. So what’s the big damn deal about Mehlman? Does it prove something? Does it mean something? Only to real homophobes, I suppose – homophobes who get their jollies “outing” Republicans. Dicks.

And this guy who slit a cab driver’s throat in NYC yesterday.. Did you read about this? That pony-tailed fuck on a formerly conservative website blamed the Right, Pam Geller and Glen Beck until it was discovered that he was a film maker/student for some Left Wing media company. Dick.

Alan Simpson, who sits on the President’s deficit commission called Social Security “a cow with 310 million tits” in a private email and now the entire left is calling for his resignation. Well, it’s not really about the statement – it never is – it’s because Simpson advocates spending cuts instead of tax hikes and he’s winning the argument among the commissioners. So Bernie Sanders and Paul Krugman along with a chorus of others think he should resign. Dicks.

The Washington Post writes today that “Glenn Beck rally will be a measure of the tea party’s strength“. Yeah, we’ll just ignore that tea party rally in Washington on September 12th last year – that doesn’t count as a measure. We’ll try one that hasn’t happened yet. Dicks.

The EPA wants to ban lead ammunition. That won’t price ammo out of the reach of the average hunter, will it? Just because it almost destroyed water fowl hunting doesn’t mean it’ll harm other hunting. Right? Dicks.

That firebombing at Democrat Representative Russ Carnahan’s office last week which was blamed on the tea party crowd? Guess who has been arrested in connection to it; a disgruntled Carnahan emplyee/Talking Point Memo blogger. Dick.

That’s enough dicks for one morning, isn’t it? Dick.

Category: Congress sucks, Liberals suck