Afghans abscond with BMWs

Remember those scores of Afghans who deserted from Lackland AFB in San Antonio, Texas? Well according to Fox News most of them were able to abscond because of the help they got from BMWs. In this case, the initials aren’t short for Bavarian Motor Works but rather “Big Mexican Women”;

A loose network of Mexican-American women, some of whom may be illegal immigrants, have been responsible for helping numerous Afghan military deserters go AWOL from an Air Force Base in Texas, FoxNews.com has learned.

Many of the Afghans, with the women’s assistance, have made their way to Canada; the whereabouts of others remain unknown. Some of the men have been schooled by the women in how to move around the U.S. without any documentation.

Apparently those students were like a bunch of privates on Victory Drive on their first weekend pass;

The nightclubs include two military hangouts — Tiffany’s Cocktails and Mirage, located outside Lackland’s main gate — and Graham Central Station, a massive warehouse-like building in downtown San Antonio that houses “six nightclubs under one roof” that host a variety of theme nights. Photos on Graham Central’s website show scantily clad women rolling around in what appears to be Jell-O.

So you don’t hurt yourselves Googling the Graham Central Station, here’s the link to their Photos page. Just watching out for you guys.

COB6 and I still laugh about the newbie LT who showed up at our company in Garlstedt with an ex-stripper wife and a Corvette both of which he had acquired during IOBC from Victory Drive. Both had seen better days and neither were very reliable. Come to think of it, he did look a bit like an Afghan.

The official said most of the students were too afraid of life on the run to ever consider going AWOL — until they met the women, who assured them that many people live illegally in the U.S. and in Canada without getting caught or deported.

Yeah, no shit, join the fricken crowd.

Thanks to Jerry920 for the link.

Category: Illegal Immigrants