Weekend Open Thread

| September 20, 2024

The left and the right have a different perception of who won the debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris. Democrats say that Harris won. Republicans say that Trump won. Perhaps memes could give an insight as to which one of the candidates won the debate. Enjoy your weekend!

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LC

First?

LC

Muwhahaha. Take that, KoB! 😉

Slow Joe

Hell yeah.
Congrats on beating KoB!

David

“Will be off the net for a bit bit and The TAH Friday WOT will be wide open for the grabbing…or not”. Reading for comprehension is fun.

Graybeard

Sadly, not a common skill.

KoB

Haters gonna hate. May they all choke on a Kong Rat…or a BoD.

5JC

Damn you! Beat by 15 seconds. All because I was thirsty and took a swig.

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LC

Your name has that one extra letter, else you’d have had it!

ChipNASA

3 hours ago??? Damn, like at NOON?!?!? Who’s running this joint?!?!?
Jebus.
Present and accounted for.
MEMES INBOUND!!!

Diddy-Glove
ChipNASA

Jussieing

diddy-country
Graybeard

Cong rats at’cha LC

Hate_me

Having neither won nor tried for the WOT First, my opinion probably means nothing….

Then again, until Tim Walz becomes anything more than the valor thief who let Minneapolis burn, I still have the right to say whatever the hell I want. T minus-121 days….

No true leader ever asks if they’re in charge. A question mark should be a disqualifier.

Commissioner Wretched

What the actual heck??? This is the earliest drop for the WOT yet! Trying to keep people on their toes, I shall assume. Congrats, LC! Rule well and wisely!

LC

The power is already going to my head. Mandatory watch parties of ‘Top Gun’ for everyone!

AW1Ed

And then the revolt began.
*grin*

RGR 4-78

He flew straight into the danger zone.

SFC D

Talk to me, Goose

Sapper3307

Mavrick and Iceman worked in out in the end.

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ChipNASA

And you opened that pandora’s box….

topgundill
BlueCord Dad

Let’s get real….

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Green Thumb

A Phildo!

5JC

I noticed that the shower scenes part of the VHS tape is nearly worn off. What’s that all about AW1Ed?

SFC D

He was comparing it to the shower scene in “Starship Troopers”.

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Commissioner Wretched

With LC on the throne due to a fantastically-early drop of the WOT, I offer to him and to you, his loyal(?) subjects for the next week, the every-Friday offering of silly trivia. Enjoy!

DID YOU KNOW…?
Why does the NFL only play on Sundays until the playoffs?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2024

“Where do you get your trivia?” That was the question I was asked recently by someone who has been reading this silly column for some time.

I get my trivia from many, many sources. If I listed just a fraction of them, I’d have no room for the actual trivia. The facts themselves are out there, for all to find; I just take the ones that grab my attention, and do some research on them before adding them to my “master file.” That little file (not so little, actually) is the source from which I draw the items listed here each week.

If I gave you the list of sources, you’d be able to do this too. I don’t need the competition. (Just kidding, of course … if you want to join the party, feel free!)

Now, on to what I pulled from the master file for this week! Hope you enjoy it.

Did you know …

… it is illegal to change clothes inside a car in Delaware? (It’s also pretty darned uncomfortable – and if you’ve never tried to change clothes in a vehicle, do it, and then get back to me.)

… more couples get engaged in December than in any other month? (I’d be willing to guess that Christmas and Hanukkah have something to do with that – giving gifts, and all.)

Commissioner Wretched

… novelist Stephen King (born 1947) has written books under three other names as well? King, famous for his horror novels, also writes under the pseudonyms of Richard Bachman, John Swithen, and Beryl Evans. The reason he used pseudonyms is interesting – he was trying to get around his publisher insisting that the market could only handle one King novel a year. After a bookstore clerk figured out that Bachman, Swithen and Evans were all Stephen King, he stopped using the pseudonyms (except for Bachman occasionally), as he had proven his point to the publisher. (Way to go, Steve!)

… the concrete in Hoover Dam is not yet fully cured? The dam, located in Nevada, was constructed between 1931 and 1936 and was built to last 2,000 years. But the concrete used in its construction won’t be fully cured until the year 2430 or so. (Cured? I didn’t even know it was sick.)

… the name of one of the most popular characters in one of the most popular movie series came about thanks to another movie? When George Lucas (born 1944) was mixing the soundtrack for his 1973 film, American Graffiti, he numbered film reels starting with an R, and dialog reels with a D. The sound director asked Lucas for Film Reel 2, Dialog Reel 2, by saying he wanted, “R2D2.” Lucas liked the sound of that so much that he integrated it into the little science fiction project he was working on – Star Wars. (Yeah, but I’d love to hear the explanation for C3PO, myself.)

Commissioner Wretched

… NFL games are held on Sundays because of broadcast laws? In 1961, President John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) signed into law the Sports Broadcasting Act. This law was enacted to provide the professional sports leagues – the NFL, NHL, NBA and MLB – with an anti-trust exemption to allow the leagues to merge team broadcasting rights without being sued. In the case of the NFL, however, the law did something else – it prohibited broadcasting any professional football game on any Friday after 6 p.m. or any Saturday, between the second Friday in September and the second Saturday in December, for any television station within 75 miles of the site of any high school or college football game. Since almost all television broadcasting sites are closer than that to high schools and colleges, it effectively killed airing Saturday games, and thus the NFL was forced to schedule its games on Sundays. Playoff games happen after the December end of the rule, so they can be held any day.

… you may know a petrologist? You may, in fact, be one. A petrologist is someone who studies rocks, including composition, classification and formation. It’s a branch of geology. (And if you look up the Pet Rock™, you could be a pet petrologist.)

… loneliness really does hurt? Scientists have determined that loneliness is processed in the same part of the brain as is physical pain. (Boy, does it ever.)

Commissioner Wretched

… you should always check your tickets at a race track? An estimated $1 million is lost each year at race tracks when people either lose or carelessly throw away their winning tickets. (Or just don’t bet on races.)

… you most definitely do not want your cholesterol count to reach 0? First, it’s impossible to do that. But even if it were, you don’t want it, because cholesterol protects the integrity of cell membranes in your body. If you totally eliminated all cholesterol, your cells would have dry, cracked membranes and all the contents would leak out. (Now get that picture out of your mind.)

… almost three million people in the world die each year due to obesity? (Uh oh.)

… a man charged with stealing from vending machines tried to pay his bail with quarters? Gregory Rosa (born 1965) of Dracut, Massachusetts, was charged in 1990 with stealing money from numerous vending machines in Smithfield, Mass. After being arrested, Rosa asked for his backpack so he could pay his $400 bail. Police searched the backpack and found that much and more in quarters, along with the tools used to get into the machines. (You have to admire the chutzpah, though.)

… gambling for money is illegal in Japan? The Japanese people have developed a pretty ingenious way of getting around that law, however. Instead of winning cash, people win prizes. The winner can then sell the prizes back to the establishment for the cash they would’ve otherwise won outright. (Where there’s a will …)

Now … you know!

OAM

Other interesting tidbits about cholesterol…
The myelin sheath of the nervous system is composed of 70-85% cholesterol. Breakdowns or destruction of this sheath is what happens in MS, some forms of dementia and a host of other neurological diseases. Also, cholesterol from animal fat is the healthiest as research is showing only animal-fat based cholesterol is used in healthy ways by our bodies.

Another tidbit is the increase in dementia, heart diseases and neurological disorders have dramatically increased since the 1950’s…when artificial fats-like Oleo-were introduced to the American diet. Seems all our bodies can do with most artificial fats is get fat. So, eat butter. And bacon.

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President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

OAM,
If, in times past one has ingested artificial oleo-based “fats”, but then switched over to the natural animal based stuff, do the oleo based “fats” eventually digest out of the body? Or are they stuck in there forever?

(asking for a friend)

Honestly, it would depend on the formula of that Oleo, vegetable oil or fake fat, which has changed over the years. Many of the processes used to create some oils/fats, as well as creating “flavored” ones use very scary, very bad for us chemicals. But not to worry, the FDA is on it! They have determined “acceptable” levels of many toxic chemicals in our foods, so no worries, go ahead and eat that thing that doesn’t biodegrade.

Just for fun, put a stick of butter and a stick of margarine – pick any one – on separate plates on the ground in your garden. Hours later, critters of all kind will be all over the butter. Nothing will touch the margarine.

For a serious response –
In general, it takes the body 40 hours to digest (if digestible) and use, store or secrete fats. We don’t know if all of the chemicals in the artificial stuff is ever actually filtered by the body and excreted. Why? Seems there’s no funding for that research, if anyone has even asked the question.

Anonymous

When it comes to putting dairy products in coffee, though it’s healthiest to just drink it black, just real stuff instead of non-dairy substitutes is actually healthier there.

Non-dairy creamer (especially Cremora) is practically pure palm oil– cholersterol-o-rama and might as well be Wite Out. “Non-fat” liguid Half-n-Half replaces fat with sugar (yes, but it’s “low-fat”!) so, then, what’s the point? Non-fat (skim) powdered milk (as I learned on a UN mission in BFE) is actually the most healthy milk option and doesn’t require leaving space in the cup.

The fun things one learns in the Army drinkin’ coffee.

OAM

Anon – one quibble. Cremora brand may be palm oil, but the “off” brands like Kroger’s, Walmart, and Costco are almost pure corn syrup solids made by dehydrating by 90% liquid corn syrup. Yes, sugar but less than 3% saturated fat and zero cholesterol. Not arguing the stuff is healthy and I agree black coffee is much, much better for you.

Anonymous

True, I may be lumping non-dairy creamers into one non-cow-produced pile, but the thesis is that whether palm oil or liquid sugar it’s worse than the same amount of 2% milk. Might as well use the milk, if “beige” is the shade of coffee.

Odie

The question was probably asked, and the asker was most likely told to shut up if they knew what was good for them. The powers that be knows who *butters* their bread, and they would like to keep it that way.

Odie

Eat butter. Eat bacon. OAM for Health Director.

SFC D

Paula Deen was right all along

jeff LPH 3 63-66

And butter is butter than nothing. Know what I mean Jellybean. Later Alligator

tavernknight

“…neurological disorders have dramatically increased since the 1950’s…”
Like Sturge-Weber & Klippel-Trenaunay-Syndromes?
Which are [already] rare: S-W_1 in 50,000 births; K-T-S_1 in 100,000 births. Both were published? in 1900. S-W – non-hereditary; K-T-S – hereditary, may show by the 4th generation.

Jimbojszz

Oleo makes me sick, so I have always avoided that shit. They made potato chips with that shit in it. Terrible taste and gives you the shits. We don’t use it in my house.

E. Conboy

Wonder if Lay’s or Golden Flake use it. The list of chemicals they do publish is long. But we do enjoy our G Fs. Lay’s chips always taste strange to me.

KoB

“So, eat butter. And bacon.” And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, are another set of reasons why The Gun Bunny, admires, respects, and YES!…Loves our OAM!

Another fine job on the trivia, CW. Keep ’em coming! Thank you again, Good Sir.

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Hack Stone

Here is some more interesting trivia; as of September 18, 2024, the expression “blowing up someone’s phone” took on a whole new meaning.

AZRobert

The Grim Beeper for show…

Odie

Well played you 2. I have nothing to add at the moment.

Should they be leery of their preferred mode of transportation next? Donkeys, Toyota pickups…..

E. Conboy

Use a Toyota. Save the donkeys! I love them!

Graybeard

About changing clothes inside a car:
I’ve done it personally many times.
HS Girlfriend and I were going out somewhere, and her father didn’t want her to wear a particular dress, so she wore a father-approved outfit, and changed in the back seat as we were driving down the Southwest Freeway in Houston, then crawled back over to the front seat in her preferred outfit.

I’ve also spent the night in the backseat before changing to go deer hunting.

Of course cars in the 60’s and 70’s were roomier – front and back – than those of today. And if you drove a 1930’s vehicle in the 1960s there was room to spare.
And of course I was much younger and much more limber.
So, YMMV.

E. Conboy

Remember sleeping in Grandaddy’s big ol Lincoln Continental. It was very comfortably and spacious, could have lived in it!

SFC D

Fourth? Best finish in years.

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Hack Stone

Dang! Hack’s Magic 8-Ball didn’t get back from the calibration lab this morning. Looks like another weekend of vast Buffalo Wing Conspiracies.

Slow Joe

FIRST!!!!

jeff LPH 3 63-66

FIRST FIFTEENTH

jeff LPH 3 63-66

I just read on online newsmax that Frau Harris is a handgun owner. Guns are for me but not for thee.

David

well, technically she doesn’t say SHE’LL shoot ’em.That’s why you should get a protective detail, too

Anonymous

It’s a finger gun.
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rgr769

I am certain she has one of those guns.

Graybeard

A blowgun?

Fyrfighter

I see what you did there.. one would think she has much more experience getting “shot” than shooting..

Major Tuddy

Riddle me this: 50+70=?

Believe it or not, the answer is 5! How can this be?

Prior Service (Ret)

I don’t know your math, but I assume it’s the same sort of math that says: (C(ost)+21%)x4B(idenomics)<4H(arrinomics)+100%xM(arixsm). Solve for how in the world any idiot is voting for her.

Odie

No wonder I hate math.

Major Tuddy

Gee; go ahead and mention politics in an apolitical post. I bet that you’re a blast at parties.

Is this your way of telling us that you’re a right-wing boomer without telling us?

🙄😑🤦🏻

David

Leaving out the exclamation point is like omitting the exponent in writing a square – no pass.

LC

Fact: Factorials are fun! 😉

Major Tuddy

5! – 5*4*3*2*1=120

So, 50+70=5!, which is 120. ✌️

rgr769

Then solving for ! equals 6.

Odie

New math?

rgr769

Old fashioned algebra.

Tallywhagger

I had to deal with that stuff back in the early 60s and later on in college… prime factorial?

BlueCord Dad

Memes you say…

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Odie

Did someone say memes?

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Jason

18th place!

Odie

Missed again.

A Proud Infidel®️™️

Twenty-something as I award myself yet another Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

Epstein did not kill himself.
Those on Epstein’s list are still in power.

Sapper3307

Happy weekend.

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Devtun

Edith Wilson smirks from her grave.

Sam

Open Thread!

Late to the party again as always.

I guess I’ll go have me a Royal Crown Cola.

E. Conboy

Gotta gimme a Moon Pie, too.

Skippy

Snakes making Babies

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Skippy

Almost stepped on this beauty the other day

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MarineDad61

Departing this weekend on a long vacation drive to Texas.

#1 – To visit my son and his family near Corpus Christi.
#2 – To cross both Galveston Ferry and Port Aransas Ferry.
#3 – To drive the beaches at Port Aransas and points south.

Afterwards –

#1 – Visit Clyde, TX – Introduce myself to the Chief of Police,
to thank him for his diligence in handling (former) officer Leroy Foley,
and remind him of the ongoing efforts of Military Phony and Valor Guardians websites, that helped Callahan County, TX prevent corruption, and get an honest County Sheriff.

#2 – Visit Baird, TX – Introduce myself to the Callahan County Sheriff,
to thank him for stepping up to serve his community,
and remind him of the ongoing efforts of Military Phony and Valor Guardians websites, that helped Callahan County, TX
prevent corruption, opening the door for his 2020 election to Sheriff.

#3 – Dinner in Abilene, TX – Invited to a group dinner, to meet local area veterans between Clyde and Abilene, to thank them for stepping up after spotting shaky election campaign signs, with Purple Heart and Silver Star, pointing out verbal claims of Ranger, and subsequently reporting LeRoy Foley to Military Phonies.

Also, to accept their thanks (and a free dinner),
for stepping up as an online “messenger of truth”,
spreading awareness of Military Phony and Valor Guardians links,
making contact with both Clyde PD and County Sheriff’s office,
and subsequently Deputy Sheriff Rick Jowers himself,
and forcing contact and statements from both Foley and Jowers
with the online community, and also to their (former) employers.

🙂

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?page_id=90114&q=Leroy+Foley

Graybeard

Safe travels! And enjoy the travel through God’s Country – Texas!

MarineDad61

Thank you.
I visited Texas twice in 2019,
to watch flying training (from the ground, off base),
and then to attend “winging”, as some parents do,
but both trips were pressed for time.
This trip will be much more relaxing. 🙂

Odie

Sounds like a fun road trip. Let us know how the meal was. I hope it’s BBQ.

MarineDad61

Odie,
Will do.
Not hoping for BBQ (which would be fine, actually great),
as “steak dinner” was the phrase thrown around in 2020.
🙂

Odie

Seeing as how you’ll be in Texas, I’m pretty sure someone will know how to do it right.

Graybeard

Present.
Unaccountable.
Still blessed beyond my wildest dreams. Especially in the quality of my children (in-laws, outlaws, and by-laws) and grandchildren!

Buy more ammo, but put your trust in God’s protection and provision.

Y’all have a great weekend.

E. Conboy

Graybeard, the world needs more parents like your lovely wife and you! You are making the world a better place by living. I’m sure every child in your ‘village ’is anticipating the visit to your place and eagerly looking forward to this great reunion.
When I was a child (80:years ago.) My extended family met at a country cemetery on Mother’s Day to tidy the graves of our beloved relatives, cleaning the memorial stones, and before battery powered tools became affordable, our men folk cut the weeds with sling blades,
we kids racked the stuff up and them the men could mow the stubble with their push mowers. Wives were usually in the kitchens making meals to remember. My uncle the town butcher always prepared a roasted pig which he carved and served it on huge metal trays: delicious ham, ribs, chops and slices which had been smoked and roasted during the days and night before and was so tender the babies could eat as much as they wanted, Fried chicken our mothers and aunts cooked was such a work of love and art and nothing on the market today even comes close. Oh, my goodness, these chickens lived ‘The Life’ in grandmothers yard and they were raised to be consumed. We all really enjoyed sitting around her big, big, dining table sharing a huge serving bowls of her delicious Chicken and Dumplings, on the table was a banquet of home raised vegetables, the green beans, cooked low and slow with ham hocks, candied sweet potatoes, asparagus with a delicious cream sauce or pickled asparagus or even better, spiced peaches or a berry compote of which she always had plenty. Canned them herself! There were apple pies, fried apple pies, blackberry cobblers, or peach pie also fried peach pies. Never had store bought ice cream but we occasionally made a old fashioned crank freezer or two on special occasions! Pound cakes were always on the sideboards for Sunday After Church Dinner. We were so blessed. I

Odie

Some of your Sunday dinner recollections mirrored mine. Now, I miss my grandparents, and I’m hungry.

Graybeard

Thanks, E. Conboy.
I think that’s proof positive that it is the memories made together by a loving family that make life beautiful. We do enjoy together as a family quite as often as we can.

I’m glad you’ve got such great memories. And like Odie said, now I’m hungry.

Anonymous

The dingbat who deserted to North Korea and they sent him back– PVT Travis King– will get a year confinement and a Dishonorable Discharge:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-soldier-fled-north-korea-004802249.html

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Green Thumb

Loser.

Tallywhagger

Damn the Kennedy genome. In a better internet we would be able to block, like trigger things for college sissies, specific names and images.

Yahoo would be put out of business, the Kardashians would be what they are, on their own, and whatever trend they are promoting at the moment could be stifled.

Green Thumb

Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) works balls.