Used Car Salesman is Phony Soldier – No Way!

| April 25, 2024

Stock Photo – Not Real “Perp” in Story

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

The Army Times is carrying a story about a used car salesman claiming he was a Delta Force Operator. We’ve seen ex-Navy SEALs delivering pizza – not that there’s anything wrong with that. Ex-snipers running the cotton candy machine at the carnival – OK, there *is* something wrong with that. But this may be a first, although befitting story of a Delta Force Operator having been a used car salesman.

Man claiming to be Delta Force veteran convicted in $20 million scam
By Todd South | Apr 24, 05:25 PM

A 52-year-old Texas man who falsely claimed to be a Delta Force veteran has been found guilty of defrauding victims of $20 million through a series of fraud schemes.

On Tuesday, a federal jury convicted Saint Jovite Youngblood, 52, also known as Kota Youngblood, on four counts of wire fraud and one count of money laundering, according to a prosecutor’s release.

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He told fake stories of having served in the 82nd Airborne Division and Delta Force and claimed he now worked as an undercover federal agent.

However, he was a former used car salesman who’d never served in the military.

They should make this a script and turn it into a Hollywood movie. Oh wait, they did… “True Lies.”

Kota’s run has come to an end. If he sold you a lemon, you now know why.

Category: Army Poser, Stupid Criminals, Valor Vultures

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fm2176

In his defense, he probably sold a Delta 88 or two.

Daisy Cutter

Badda-bing!

Mick

Uh oh. You guys better watch it with the reckless punnery.

TAH’s PunMeister Jeff LPH 3 63-66 is probably lurking out there, patiently waiting for his moment to strike in retaliation…

RGR 4-78

 Kota, has met his quota of stupid for this sales period.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Rim Shot

Wireman611

Rims cost extra

26Limabeans

His long lost brother Jessie said “come on now people,
smile on your brother”

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Fukin A Diddley Bop (Navy Jargon) I’m Lurkin

Jay

Wonder if he sold one to Ash Williams?

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26Limabeans
MustangCPT

Ah yes, Ike Turner. Can’t go wrong with the Bettie Page clip, either!

jeff LPH 3 63-66

What a Chick Betty was.
RIP Betty, Dec. 11, 2008

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Got that song mixed up with the California Medallions
singing Buick 59 1954 on the Dootone label. Guess that they were looking into the future. Haven’t listened to that tune in awhile.

Daisy Cutter

He’ll soon be dealing with a lot of inserts, extractions and exfills.

Green Thumb

And will more than likely have his oil changed.

26Limabeans

That Kentucky jelly can cause painful damage if not flushed after each ride. Especially to the crankshaft bearings.

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jeff LPH 3 63-66

He would have to get up “oily” in the morning to get lubed

rgr769

Except he may not like the diameter of the “dipstick.”

Hack Stone

Hack Stone does not want to live in a world where you cannot trust the word of a used car salesman.

Mick

There’s gotta be a motorcycle and a leather vest covered in POSer bling involved somewhere in this steaming hot mess.

It’s almost as if it’s a mandatory requirement for POSer shitbaggery of this epic magnitude.

Green Thumb

Its probably hanging in his office.

MIRanger

I kinda liked that movie! Just like the little boy pointed out to his parents on the TV “Look daddy bare #$!ts”
It was funny, it had some learning points (a red care is really just a grey car with something painted over it)… and words have meaning and you can and should be held libel for them!

David

Worked at a dealership where the entire sales staff watched “Used Cars” as a training film.

Hack Stone

Well, you just gave the Director Media Relations for a proud but humble woman owned business a brilliant idea to help raise awareness on the benefits of buying outdated and overpriced software. You better tune in for the next speech from Joe Biden about how his son died in Iraq, and his Uncle Bosey was either eaten by Papa New Guinea cannibals or was accepted by the tribe and became the chief of the island.

Odie

Will the software packaging have yellow primer visible around the edges?

Skippy

😂😜😃😁😅😊😀😆😄

Skippy

Who would have thought

Anonymous

“…and not all of them are skanks… well, some of them are.”
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5JC

The legend, the man who invented the special operator used car salesman, meme. Bill Paxton was one of the greatest actors of his generation, we lost him too soon.

Anonymous

KoB

His next ride will be on the BTJ&T Express. And it won’t be his ticket that gets “punched”.

Green Thumb

Phildo’s brother from another mother.

I wonder if this dude hooked up All-Points Logistics employees with some deals?

Only Phil Monkress would know….

SFC D

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Nothing wrong with SpecOps, Delta, ex-snipers, et al, running a cotton candy machine……if it’s for a worthy charitable cause.

Daisy Cutter

Step right up. Yes, you Sir! Win that stuffed elephant for the young lady. You look like you’ve been in the bush. * wink * One shot, one kill.

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jeff LPH 3 63-66

I’ll cotton to that idea about running a cotton candy machine and wondering how much cotton “bale” he has to come up with.

Claw

Whiz Wheel®™ spins:

Saint Jovite Youngblood AKA Kota Youngblood (DAM*) 69×4=276

* Dumb Ass Move

26Limabeans

Pretty weak score…..

MustangCPT

He’s a pretty weak phony…

rgr769

Yeah, where is his Harley, support mutt, and bling vest? He is weak sauce.

rgr769

“Kota Youngblood.” I bet there is a fake Indian in his back story somewhere.

A Proud Infidel®™

Who’s he a-gonna be sold to first once he gets to prison?

jim

Joe uncle Biden

Fyrfighter

Couldn’t find a pic of the clown.. that usually tells you as much as a picture would…