No charges for the gay men engaged in a sex act in a Senate room

| February 1, 2024

The Capitol Police investigated the events shown on a video involving a couple of gay staffers in the act. The men involved refused to cooperate with the investigators. The Capitol Police consulted with federal and local prosecutors as they did this investigation. They concluded that no crime was committed.

From The Daily Caller:

“For now, we are closing the investigation into the facts and circumstances surrounding a sex video that was recorded inside the Hart Senate Office Building on the morning of Wednesday, December 13. After consulting with federal and local prosecutors, as well as doing a comprehensive investigation and review of possible charges, it was determined that — despite a likely violation of Congressional policy — there is currently no evidence that a crime was committed,” U.S. Capitol Police said in a statement.

“Although the hearing room was not open to the public at the time, the Congressional staffer involved had access to the room. The two people of interest were not cooperative, nor were the elements of any of the possible crimes met. The Congressional staffer, who has since resigned from his job, exercised his Fifth Amendment right to remain silent and refused to talk to us. Our investigators are willing to review new evidence should any come to light,” the police continued.

The Daily Caller first obtained leaked amateur pornography showing a congressional staffer having anal sex with an unknown man in the Senate hearing room. The alleged staffer can also be seen in a photo, naked on all fours, looking back at the camera on the table where senators often sit to ask questions during a hearing.

The Daily Caller has the rest of the story here.

Category: Crime, Get woke, Government Incompetence

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Forest Bondurant

Translated: The butt-fuckery in D.C. will continue unabated.

5JC

They could arguably say they were working on a tax bill.

Odie

The 2 were playing a game. The ‘giver’ was the government and the receiver was the tax payer.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Federal fudge packin’ is A OK I guess.
I’m sure it made Justine Turd-eau’s panties moist just thinking of it

Daisy Cutter

SFC D

Well… it was apparently consensual, so unlawful entry is off the table…

KoB

Showing that they have the ability to “take” an application at Brucie’s Bathhouse…for later, gainful employment.

I guess since there’s no law against Kongress Kritters shoving it up the collective a**es of the American Taxpayer, these pud pounders figure they can get away with the same activities…in the same room.

AW1 Rod

A “likely” violation of Congressional policy? So, there’s only a probability that pole-smokers pounding each other in the ass in a Senate hearing room violates policy?

Forest Bondurant

I look at it this way: Pole-smokers pounding each other in the ass in a Senate room is no different than the fucking over that all Americans experience as a result of the business conducted in that building.

Deckie

The difference is lube was likely used here, everyone else gets chalk.

SFC D

You got chalk? I got silica blasting media.

A Proud Infidel®™

I got 20 grit abrasive!

Odie

Could be worse. They could be using a flapper disc.

AW1 Rod

So true.

Devtun

Welp, that was a come from behind win. Well done lads. Nice to be in the d’rat pack. Meanwhile America keeps getting fucked by the uni-party congress-critters.

Blaster

“Uni-party”- love it!

That’s exactly what it is! Ds and Rs getting rich and richer while doing to use what these two jackwaggons were doing to each other.

RGR 4-78

Butt fucking clown show.

Anonymous

Okay when Democrats do it in a public place, it seems…

Prior Service

There’s a reason the closet existed. Please find out where it is and get back inside.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Even Larry Craig has taken a wide stance against gay sex in the Senate.

Roh-Dog

Can’t Embarrass the Empire in the First Degree if the jesters are in charge.

Besides, the Department of inJustice has their hands full tracking down all the J6ers… still.

Cryin’ Chris Wray needs more money or you’ll continue to get b*ttf*ckery and evil sightseers who walked between the ropes.

Do you want that? DO YOU?!

SgtM

Photoshop a MAGA tattoo on his ass and they will bury both of them under a prison for SOMETHING.

RGR 4-78

Make Assholes Giant Again.

5JC

The over 50 crowd recall Barney Frank essentially running a gay brothel for teenagers out his DC flat.

Skivvy Stacker

Considering the amount of ass fucking that comes out of that building, I’d have to say this was a minor fly in the ointment….so to speak.

JustALurkinAround

I’m so glad the adults are back in charge.

Odie

You forgot to add this after your comment. 😏

JustALurkinAround

Odie, negatory. I never add anything to indicate I’m kidding nor being sarcastic.

That’s because I’m never kidding nor am I ever sarcastic.

Buuuuuuut, to be a good sport: 😐

Anonymous

If it were straight and/or Republican couple, they be in jail on multiple felony charges with no bail allowed.

Odie

Who was it that said they had a wide stance when they used the restroom. I don’t remember if it was ever reported as more than 1 pair of shoes in the stall or not.

Sparks

Can’t say no to queers being fags. Not in this Senate and not in this country anymore. We have a problem and that problem is, there is NO shame anymore. None. If we still had shame they would still be in the closet. I have shame, I believe those here have a sense of shame. I have felt more times than I would have liked. But, the democrats, the queers, scissor-sisters, transfuckups and criminals have none.

JustALurkinAround

Sparks, remember how every other year or so you’d see the legislative body in Hong Kong go fucking apeshit and brawl? Shoes, chairs, and fists would fly!!!

Now THAT is how you should cut loose in chambers.

Odie

Maybe we need some of that. Or would that be considered worse than bumping the ugly with the ugly stick. Apparently that’s OK if your boss is a respected member of the government.

Hack Stone

Is this what is known as poling the electorate?

MCPO USN

So cornhole is now the game of choice at Senate picnics?

A Proud Infidel®™

Just one Staffer straightening another’s ass out, that’s all!!

Old tanker

Not surprised at all. Gotta protect the gay miscreants no matter what they do.