First Annual IVAW v. TAH poetry off

First up, the comedic stylings of Aaron Newsom:

A Creature of War

War is a place of thunder and lightening
Fire and frightening
Tear and wishes
Cold and vicious
Children shake while mothers pray
Life comes and goes day by day
Foreign lands filled with bloody sands
Lives we take because of a political mistake
Bullet shells hit the ground as a mans hell is found
In his head he hears a sound
Faint but profound
And under it all he questions his fall
Was it even worth it at all?
Now from his children he wishes a pardon
He begs forgiveness for his part and his witness
To the evils committed and atrocities that persisted
A creature of war that yearns for more
Forgiveness and understanding
A stop to this demanding
A stop to greed and envy
Which has created this enemy?
In death you’ll see you’re just like me
Day dims as pawns are placed
God watch over the next to be faced

And now, TSO:

Wherefor art thou, Bobba Fett*?

IVAW is a Den of catamites
Full of deceit and spite
Unicorns and candy-canes
So ridiculous and vain
In his fridge does Kokesh store
What he drank the day before
And there sits Millard wearing with glee
A medal he never earned, the vaunted CIB
As socialists sit and discuss with admiration
Women’s rights in the revolutionary generations
How quaint and misguided
These ones with whom they’ve sided
WTF is wrong with you asshats?
But they’ll tell their tales, lies though they are
(And this jackass before me didn’t bother to rhyme)
Where was I? oh yes!
And Matthis on a bean bag does recline
Sticking his Bobba Fett action figure into his ass, so sublime
Up past the head, only the feet now emerge
Will someone not stop this red menace scourge?
Darth Vader does follow, to play in his cavity agape
Vanquishing distant memories of his Filipino rape
I wish this retard would stop rhyming now I mean it
Anybody want a peanut?

* Ace of Spades first used the imagery of Bobba Fett in someone’s ass, so apologies to him.

Category: Politics