Balloony war of words continues

| February 14, 2023

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More balloon news today.

China claims that the US has sent balloons over China ten times recently… of course with no substantiation, dates, or locations. So of course their balloons over the US are no big deal, and now they can shoot down what they claim are OUR balloons. (How would they tell? Anything we would have is probably made in China anyway.)

Maritime authorities in China’s eastern Shandong Province said they had spotted an “unidentified flying object” in waters near the coastal city of Rizhao, the state-run Global Times reported Sunday. Other outlets reported that the object was spotted near Qingdao, which is home to the Jianggezhuang Naval Base, a naval base for the People’s Liberation Army.  Fox

The two ports are close together, by the way. No real contradiction.

Meanwhile, the US’  balloon count is up to 4 with yet one more over Lake Huron. Pity different pilots were involved, we could be looking at a new ace. Not sure anyone wants “balloon ace” on their resume, though. Yahoo

Moving on to the UFO front,  China inititally described their balloon as a possible UFO.  Meanwhile, in the US:

Asked whether he had ruled out an extraterrestrial origin for three airborne objects shot down by U.S. warplanes in as many days, General Glen VanHerck said: “I’ll let the intel community and the counterintelligence community figure that out. I haven’t ruled out anything.”

“At this point we continue to assess every threat or potential threat, unknown, that approaches North America with an attempt to identify it,” said VanHerck, head of U.S. North American Aerospace Defense Command and Northern Command.  Reuters

Some of the more sensationalist sites are saying the good general says UFOs may be possible – as fine a case of putting words in someone’s mouth as Captain Steiner did in “Cross of Iron”. Too, these seem to be the same sorts of folks who are convinced the HAARP (High Active Auroral Research Program) for an increase in natural disasters. That one’s a doozy, too. MSN

Somehow I get the feeling Vlad is kicked back on the sidelines, happy that a bunch of cheap balloons have got both of his international rivals spending flight costs and expensive missile like crazy shooting down junk.

 

 

 

Category: "Teh Stoopid", China

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ninja

You Be The Judge….

😉😎

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Deckie

((Cue in weird opening theme))

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5JC

We need some strategy here. For a $765M contract I will solve the balloon problem.

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KoB

The Borg Cube is parked on the dark side of the moon. They have finally tracked down the last of the Lizard People and are using the balloons to pin point the locations. Resistance is futile, you WILL be assimilated. I plan on surrendering to Seven of Nine.

Dennis - not chevy

Surrendering to Seven of Nine is not enough. I will not only surrender to Seven of Nine; but, I will bring the crackers.

Anonymous

And we missed the first shot at the one over Lake Huron:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/1st-missile-strike-aerial-object-153416081.html

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

https://ifunny.co/picture/i-m-not-questioning-your-authority-i-m-completely-denying-dnojVyWr9?s=cl

Oooookay.
Now…..these “US balloons” that were spotted over the Chinese east coast/PLA Navel bases…….where were they launched from?
Since the prevailing winds/jet stream is from west->east, where were these supposed balloons launched from?
US east coast? That’s a loooong way around over a lot of other countries (Europe, Russia, mainland China)
A military base in Europe? Somehow, I’m not seeing it.
You tell me. I’ll be waiting over here, NOT holding my breath.

Shangri-La, of course.

Berliner

Me thinks 1 or perhaps 2 were extra large glitter filled (hence showing up on radar) helium filled gender reveal balloons that went astray in the winds before being shot… or alien ships. 😜 

Anonymous

…and we’re pissing them off:
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Hate_me

“Not sure anyone wants “balloon ace” on their resume, though.”

Lt. Frank “The Arizona Balloon Buster” Luke – 14 balloon kills (and four planes), including three on 29 September, 1918, that drew a response from Fokkers and ground batteries. Wounded, he killed six enemy ground troops before eventually forced to land his damaged bird. Once on the ground, he refused to surrender. KIA, MOH, DFC.

In homage, the F-22 that shot down that first recent balloon bore the callsign “Frank.”

There’s no shame in being a balloon ace.

5JC

Somehow in all the hub bub it got missed that we were shooting very expensive military hardware at flying things Not From China.

Shot Down Unidentified Objects Likely Private Craft Not Tied to Spying, US Says – Bloomberg

Now I am going to SWAG at this and suggest that something that size would likely be one of these:

https://www.avweb.com/aviation-news/drone-carries-freight-to-offshore-oil-platform/