Weekend Open Thread

| January 27, 2023

Have you ever accused someone of “talking crap”? Perhaps you have accused them of blowing a bunch of hot air flatulent style. There appears to be a debate, or discussion, about the skin on the lips being “the same” as the skin on the exit end. Truth or fiction? Enjoy your weekend.

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Hack Stone

Magic 8-Ball, will Hack Stone clinch the title as the First Threepeat as First Commenter for Weekend Open Thread in 2023? Hack Stone would like to remind the great unwashed masses that at no time before, during or after his time as reigning First Commenter have any classified documents ever been located in the glove box of a 1980’s vintage Jaguar rusting away under a K-Mart canopy in the driveway of a home/corporate headquarters formerly located in Bethesda Maryland. Can ChipNASA or KoB make the same claim?

RGR 4-78

You must have fat fingered your email.

Congratulations.

AW1Ed

Rules Committee! Hack’s entry was in the spam file waiting approval.

RGR 4-78

Hack wins, his canned meat preference shouldn’t be held against him.

Hack Stone

Time to call off the angry mob. They will have to find something to riot about this weekend, but fortunately there is nothing to be outraged about today. //S//

RGR 4-78

Strategic flatscreen TV acquisition rage.

Hack Stone

For a second there, Hack thought you wrote “sperm filter”, which happens to be a new product being provided by the proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government formerly located in Bethesda Maryland.

ChipNASA

I heard the word “haploid” on the Discovery or Science channel the other night and guess who I thought of? Guess?

RGR 4-78

You were all Psuled up?

ChipNASA

I can’t clam shit. I’m in Ed’s timeout box until this Spamming dick gobbling coconut husk raping, bush rustling, used tampon salesman stops pretending to be me.
Sloshing fuckbucket of platypus jizz.

AW1Ed

Yeah, I’m fairly confident this is the actual Chip.

SFC D

No doubts here. I’m convinced.

5JC

But Chip you said we were going to make millions on line by looking things up on Google. Don’t crush my dreams and tell me that was all lies…

26Limabeans

Clam shit? Wow.

Graybeard

Well look at this.

The protest has been upheld and the proper WOT First has been decided by the folks counting the number…

KoB

CongRats be upon you, Hack Stone. As you were drafting your copy/paste comment and flailing away at your F5 Key, The Gun Bunny, THE King of FIRST, was escorting two (2) very lovely, Real Georgia Peaches (Ginger & Brunette) to a locally owned Rustic Bistro for some fine dining. A most sumptuous feast of catfish fillets, cheesy grits with shrimps and bacon, hand cut fried potatoes, and a new thing, grilled pears with gouda. Was rewarded for my escort duty with additional giftings of Caramel, Praline, and Key Lime cakes. I’ll just leave this here;
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MustangCPT

Grilled pears with Gouda? Sounds interesting. Was the cheese grilled, melty, and charred as well? I can see that working. Maybe pair it with a nice Amontillado Sherry? See, my beverage repertoire extends beyond frosty Yuengling!🍺

KoB

Pappy, Ms Thang the chef was very cagey about the prep, (I asked) but the pear halves and the Gouda both had char marks. The finished product was in a grilled sammich form, with (made in house) sourdough bread. I’m thinking she grilled the bread and pear halves, did a quick flip of the pears to char the Gouda, topped it with the other sourdough to finish the grilling. Damn thing was tasty as all hell and I’m not a big fan of pears. Since I was driving, I was drinking Teamonade, but the Ladies there shared a short carafe. There was also a grilled spicey pimento cheese sampled that was off the chain. Also made in house. I hurt myself by being a pig.

MustangCPT

A grilled pear and Gouda sandwich on homemade sourdough? Yeah, that would definitely work. And that would pair with just about any Sherry from a Fino (white, dry) to a Pedro Jimenez (dark, sweet). Damn. Now I’m hungry and I want some Sherry…

SFC D

Montresor? Is that you?

MustangCPT

For the love of God!

Commissioner Wretched

First!

Only Army Mom

Congrats CW. This was the closest I’ve ever been.

I was distracted with rage at the Rancid Peaches story!

Hack Stone

Hack Stone is filing a grievance. He posted his comment first, but got a “Waiting for approval” notice. Shades of 2000 mules.

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Only Army Mom

Hack, I am so accustomed to technical glitches of late – not meaning here, but seemingly everywhere, I barely think twice about it anymore.

ChipNASA

Me too. Not THAT me too, #

rgr769

Maybe you gave your post to a slow ballot mule.

Commissioner Wretched

And it was DA BEARS!

Hack Stone

Not DA BEARS. It was the butterfly.

Only Army Mom

First?

Commissioner Wretched

Well, what do you know? I made it!

Commissioner Wretched

Now I feel bad … I should’ve been a gentleman and let OAM have it.

Only Army Mom

Aww, very sweet but I am a woman who wants to earn her way. You know, liberated and all that.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone’s initial post is still pending approval. Keep this shit up and Hack Stone won’t be feeding the kitty on the next fundraiser.

Graybeard

Musta fat fingered something, or auto-corrupt got you somehow.

Hack Stone

Hack’s profile auto populates, and his other posts in this thread are posting, this is just more evidence of a vast conspiracy from the Mainstream Deplorables not letting the voices of the people being heard.

There is a widespread understanding that this Weekend Open Thread was not on the level. We still don’t know really happened.

There’s just a lot that Hack thinks will be revealed. History will discover. But you don’t get first WOT post by seconds and have all this other shenanigans and stuff going on and not come away with an idea like “Whoa, something’s not right here.” That is a deep sense of unease.

Hack Stone

America is already showing their grief over this grave injustice.

Graybeard

Liberal tears…

SFC D

Katie Hobbs did it. She’s practicing for her re-election campaign.

Graybeard

Cong Rats @ CW.

Still FIRST (h/t CW) in the hearts and minds of the grandchildren, still present and unaccountable.

Busy with the work-ups to Mrs. GB’s knee replacement surgery mid-Feb.

Y’all have a great weekend.

Commissioner Wretched

With a bow of respect to OAM, here’s the trivia for the week!

DID YOU KNOW…?
Did a famous Western movie actor know one of the most notorious gunslingers of the Old West?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com

I came across a quote recently that calls my very employment as a trivia collector into question.

The late, great actor Jack Klugman, asked to confirm the first name of one of his famous characters – Dr. Quincy, the medical examiner – reportedly said, “The world’s coming to an end and people are worried about this trivia?” That comment set my mind whirling.

Trivia is, of course, part of the way I make my living. It provides me with additional income whereby I can enjoy some (not a lot, but some) of the nicer things in life, and I really kind of resent that attitude about it.

Commissioner Wretched

Besides, if he didn’t know the answer, all he had to do was say so. (It was never established what Dr. Quincy’s first name was, except that it started with an “R.”)

So here, I will disprove Klugman’s comment and earn a couple of bucks, with this week’s trivia! Enjoy.

Commissioner Wretched

Did you know …

… U.S. currency is green for a reason? The exact composition of the inks used in the printing of American bills is a closely guarded secret, in order to prevent counterfeiting. But the use of green ink was simply expediency – at the time the first U.S. currency was printed, green ink was the cheapest and easiest to find that was available. (And it spends so well, despite the cheap ink.)

… the most boring boxing match ever was held in 1871? In a three hour and 48 minute snooze fest on May 12, 1871, both British boxing champion Jim Mace (1831-1910) and American boxer Joe Coburn (1835-1890) danced around the ring through a marathon bout without ever once laying a hand on the other. Additional trivia note: A rematch, on December 1, 1871, lasted four hours and at least involved some fisticuffs, though it ended when Mace fell in a rather suspicious manner in front of the referee. (I guess he just danced himself into a stupor, I don’t know.)

Commissioner Wretched

… the most expensive black-and-white movie ever filmed was made in 1966? Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? had a budget of $7.5 million, quite the sum for its day – it would be $68,954,797 today. Most of that, however, was tied up in the salaries of the stars Richard Burton (1925-1984) and his then-wife, Elizabeth Taylor (1932-2011). Additional trivia note: Schindler’s List, made in black and white in 1994, had a budget of $22 million, but adjusted for inflation, Virginia Woolf was much more expensive.

… a Canadian province has its own time zone? Residents of Newfoundland set their clocks a half hour behind Atlantic standard time. If you’re wondering, Atlantic standard is one hour ahead of Eastern standard time in the U.S. (I guess Newfoundlanders call it “time and a half.” I’ll show myself out.)

Dennis - not chevy

I’m reminded of the time I spent in South America. The LT asked if we were ready for the next airplane; we told him we were. When the LT walked away, the guys asked me what was the hurry. By their clocks, we had two hours before it was due. They had their clocks set to eastern standard time. They didn’t know that most of South America is east of Florida and is in the same time zone as most of Greenland. The plane was due any minute.

Commissioner Wretched

… a famous western actor actually knew one of the Old West’s greatest gunslingers? When he was a young man working as an extra on film sets, actor John Wayne (born Marion Morrison, 1907-1979) was enthralled by the tales of one of the legends of the West – Wyatt Earp (1848-1929). Earp was serving as a technical advisor on numerous silent movie Westerns and entertained the people on the set with his stories of his life. Wayne was one of the “gofers” who would fetch coffee for Earp, and later said he listened closely to all of Earp’s tales and worked much of them into the characters he portrayed in his Western films. Wayne was quoted once as saying, “Earp was the man who had actually done the things in his life that I was trying to do in a movie. I imitated his walk; I imitated his talk.” (And you did it very, very well, Duke.)

Graybeard

I’ve read this before.

Both men are interesting characters.

David

other than Earp being a notorious liar…many of his tales were disproven, and he omitted a few salient things like that he was a known con man

Graybeard

I’ve heard that accusation before.

From the accounts I’ve read, I’m inclined to think that is, uh…, exaggerated.

David

Can’t remember the exact case, whether he was selling lead bars as silver or painted lead bars as gold, but that and several other inconsistencies in his stories are pretty well documented.

26Limabeans

He was brave, couragous and bold.
Long may he live and long may his glory and
long may his story be told.

Commissioner Wretched

… you may have a case of dessert stomach? Sure, go ahead and laugh. But it’s a real condition, also called sensory-specific satiety. It means, essentially, that the more you eat of something, the less you like it, so that your senses give you the impression you’re full. But just as soon as you eat something you like – such as dessert – your stomach sends out chemical signals that there’s still plenty of room, so go ahead and indulge. (That explains most of my life, actually.)

… the King of England is related to Dracula? No, not the vampire, but the real “Dracula,” Prince Vlad III Tepes (1431-1476), known to history as “Vlad the Impaler” of Romania. King Charles III (born 1948) is distantly related to the family of Vlad. That makes His Majesty the heir to the real Dracula’s bloodline.

Commissioner Wretched

… a planet circling the closest star to Earth (besides the Sun) may be habitable? Proxima B, a world circling Proxima Centauri, about 4.2 light-years away from Earth, is thought to be about the same size as Earth, and orbits its star in the habitable zone. That means it has temperatures suitable for water to exist in liquid form – something necessary to life as we know it. Additional trivia note: Its being in the habitable zone is the good news. The bad news is, it’s so close to its star that the planet’s entire year is only 11.2 Earth days long, and it’s probably tidally locked to its star. That means the same side of the planet faces its star all the time. (Oh well, you win some, you lose some.)

… the state flower and state tree of Virginia are the same? The dogwood holds both titles in the commonwealth. (Nice work if you can get it.)

Commissioner Wretched

… forks have not always been in vogue? When they were first introduced to dinner tables around the 4th Century AD, they were considered sacrilegious, being seen as artificial hands.

… the phrase “Luck of the Irish” was originally supposed to be an insult? The original meaning of the phrase was, “Only by sheer luck – as opposed to brains – could these people be successful.” It has since morphed into a true compliment to people of Irish descent. (Only they could make a compliment out of that.)

… about three-fourths of all of the world’s fresh water is in Canada? (Nice ice!)

Now … you know!

KoB

👍👍🙌

NDHoosier

I wasn’t first. That is because I was performing ballot harvesting from dead voters on behalf of Hack Stone.

I call on Overlord Hack to reward me with an appointment as Chief Bacon Flavor Tester of the TAH Realm.

Hack Stone

You are more than qualified to serve in the Stone Administration.

Hack Stone

Just heard them discussing this on WMAL. These Recruiters should be reaching out to the LBGQT+ Community, because they are just as patriotic and eager to serve as Cisgender White Males.

https://dailycaller.com/2023/01/26/marine-corps-asking-covid-vaccine-rejoin/

5JC

The Marines could change their recruiting slogan to; “the few, the proud, who we pinky promise not to fuck over… this time”

A Proud Infidel®™

I say “PRESENT” and unaccountable as I award myself Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Missed it by 44

Green Thumb

You should ask Phildo about the veracity of the photo at the top.

The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) has tongued his share of two-holes in the day as he lubes them up before he drops his highly dubious and potentially felonious fake Native American, Navy SEAL and Law Enforcement claims down them to hopefully procure American taxpayer-funded contracts based upon said claims (lies).

Phildo would know how the skin in the two-hole would go.

Anonymous

Ah, the Memphis police beat-down… they were aggressive/sloppy and ticked-off at him and he had no idea how to deal with police and argued with ’em:

Anonymous

Pardon, YouTube are wussies…

ninja

*Sigh*

Harry Steven McRae was never a Vietnam POW.

https://www.carrowayfuneralhome.com/obituary/harry-mcrae

“Mr. McRae was a retired Supervisor for Red T Coil, and had resided in Lufkin for the past 52 years. He served his country in the U.S. Army for 11 years. He served during the Vietnam War and was a Prisoner of War (POW). After Vietnam, he served in Germany.”

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Green Thumb

That dog looks like his beard.

Just an old, gnarly turd.

ninja

ZZ Top!

🤭😉😎

26Limabeans

“every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man”

rgr769

There is never a shortage of fake POW’s. They will still be claiming this BS ten years from now, when most of that actually fought in that war are dead.

ninja

“Group of Green Berets Accuses Former Mayoral Candidate Franco Webb Of Stolen Valor”

“Guardians of the Green Beret has confronted Webb, telling him to stop saying he served in the Army’s elite Special Forces group”

https://www.cityviewtoday.com/stories/group-of-green-berets-accuses-former-mayoral-candidate-franco-webb-of-stolen-valor,18567

“Franco Webb, Green Beret… NOT!!!”

https://guardiansofthegreenberet.com/franco-webb-green-beret-not-1

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ninja

“EX FAYETTEVILLE MAYORAL CANDIDATE ACCUSED OF DEFRAUDING PEOPLE OUT OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS”

https://abc11.com/franco-webb-fayetteville-mayor-candidate-fraud/12732180/

ninja

🙄🫣

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ninja

Franco Webb admitted he lied about being Special Forces.

He repaired radios when he served in the US Army.

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ninja

No NDSM….🤭😉😎🤙

SFC D

The Brotherhood smiles…

ninja

Franco Webb is not worthy of being a member of the E4 Mafia…😉😎

MustangCPT

We dodged a bullet, no doubt!

rgr769

Just another low speed radio wrencher with claims of daring doo. And a monetary fraudster, as well. He certainly looks like a crook in that mugshot.

Green Thumb

Looks like my local Postman.

Green Thumb

Actually, the more I think about it, this is probably the picture on his All-Points Logistics employee ID.

Green Thumb

Extra turd.

A Proud Infidel®™

“Tis a good day here at A Proud Infidel®™ Manor, I took a trek through the valley of Honeydo which was successful, and now I rest in the the peaceful meadow of Gotsumshitdun with a cold, frosty Brew!

ninja

27 January 1967.

Rest In Peace.

Salute.

Never Forget.

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ninja

28 January 1986.

Rest In Peace.

Salute.

Never Forget.

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