Phony Veteran’s Day Story – What’s the Deel?
Veterans Day always seems to have a lot of people coming out of the woodwork. It becomes a marriage of reporters wanting to meet the public’s demand for a feel-good story appropriate for the day and those people that are all too willing to fill that void, even if it isn’t true.
Ronald Deel came forward with a story of being a Marine in Vietnam, claiming to have been a P.O.W. for 183 days, a 2ndLt sniper and wounded three times.
Eastern Shore Marine reflects on combat, captivity in Vietnam
By Mike Detmer | November 11, 2022
EASTON — One Greensboro Marine’s service in Vietnam including combat, injury, capture and rescue.
Ronald Deel was born in Ocean City and joined the Marines in 1967.
He currently lives in Greensboro, where he has resided for 27 years, and handles sales for Coastal Pools in Queenstown.
Deel chose the Marines as a ROTC pre-med student at the University of Maryland.
After training, he was deployed to Pleiku, located in the Central Highlands, as a second lieutenant assigned as a sniper in the secretive Phoenix program.
“I was wounded three times, all at the same time,” Deel recalled, “I set up on a target, squeezed off a round … I was hit three times, and that was the end of it.”
“When I woke up, I had been captured,” Deel said.
Deel’s commanding officer had previously told him and his spotter that unlike the normal practice of not leaving Americans living or dead on the battlefield, there would be no effort to rescue them.
“If we were ever captured, not only would they not be coming after us, but they didn’t know us,” Deel said. “We (the U.S. troops there) had no authority to be doing what we did. We had no dog tags, no identification, no uniform. We were as covert as you could be because of what we did.”
“They didn’t want the American people knowing we did things like that,” he said of the classified nature of their mission.
After capture, Deel was a prisoner of war for 183 days, and he doesn’t remember being freed. “I don’t really remember it, I wasn’t in real good shape,” he said.
“They came, they evaced me out. By the time I knew where I was, I was in Pearl City naval hospital,” Deel said.
After he was stabilized, he was shipped to the hospital in San Diego. After he recovered he was discharged.
Deel said he doesn’t think about the experience much: “I try not to.”
The scars after the war were more than physical.
“For twenty-something years, I carried a gun everywhere I went. I lived in morbid (fear) that somebody was going to grab hold of me and lock me up and abuse me psychologically and physically.”
This was based on his experienced [sic] as a P.O.W.
A research ninja associated with our community stayed on top of this after a few red flags.
CLAIM: Ronald Deel claims to have been a Vietnam POW for 183 days.
FACT: He does not show up on the Official DoD Database (DPAA).
CLAIM: Deel claimed to have joined the Marines in 1967. He claims to have attended ROTC at the University of Maryland as a Pre-Med student. He said he was a 2LT in Vietnam.
FACT: He was born in May 1953. In 1967, he would have been 16 13-14 years old. Doubt he was a Pre-Med student in 1967. Would the Marines have taken him in 1967 as a 16 year old?
CLAIM: He claims he was medically treated at the Pearl City Naval Hospital.
FACT: That hospital does not exist. There is a Pearl City in Hawaii. If he is talking about Pearl Harbor, then why would he say Pearl City?
After contacting the journalist, who was a Marine himself, and shedding some doubt on the story, the ninja informs us that after a confession by Deel, the newspaper retracted the story.
“In the Friday, Nov. 11 edition of the Star Democrat, a story was published concerning a person who had allegedly served in the U.S. armed forces. Upon further investigation and reporting, it was found that the subject of the story, Ronald Deel, fabricated his story of service.”
Well, it played out on Veteran’s Day so some juice got squeezed out of the lemon before they realized the lemon was sour… metaphorically speaking. Kudos to reporter Mike Detmer for the follow-up and retraction. Thank you for your service.
So, it sounds like Deel wasn’t in the Viet of the Nam. I wonder if he was at least a ‘Vietnam Times’ veteran? Think it is a good idea that he should keep wearing the Purple Heart ballcap?
Category: Marine Corps Poser, Purple Heart, Stolen Valor, Valor Vultures, Vietnam
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, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P)
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; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire, this guy has been a shitbag for years and the fucker *still* won’t flush, unfortunately, some turds just refuse to go down, what do you expect from someone who is mostly shit and hot air?
If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
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Here endeth the lesson.
Oh and one time <b> Blake Morgan</b> said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “
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On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )
“He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.”
Speaking of using words, of late, I’ve been reminded of someone who gave us this classic piece, something many of us grew up with and is, in my opinion, worthy of consideration, having assembled this diatribe, I give to you this…The Man and His Work.
And finally…