SanFranNan’s husband attacked in SF home by whacko

| October 30, 2022

OK, there are more flattering pics. So sue me. My attorneys Dewey, Cheatham and Howe will eat your guys alive.

The news is all atwitter (no, not you, Elon) over the clown who entered the Pelosi’s back door and assaulted Paul Pelosi (Nancy’s stock buying better half) with a hammer just after 2AM Friday.

Police say Pelosi was “able to call 911.” However, it seems he could not speak freely during the call.

Instead, Scott says, the dispatcher “was able to read between the lines” and “basically figured out that there was something more to this incident than what she was being told. WaPo

Police were able to subdue David DePape, a 42-year old at the scene.  Injuries reported to Paul Pelosi include a fractured skull. DePape is apparently quite the lad – a prominently aggressive advocate for nudism whose affiliations and Internet postings have spanned the gamut from far left to far right, who was shouting “Where is Nancy?” as he attacked.

He also had ties to a Berkeley nudist activist named Gypsy Taub, according to California State Sen. Scott Wiener, D-San Francisco.

“She was the ringleader and she was extremely aggressive and creepy,” Wiener told Fox News Digital Friday. “And I think he was one of the people in her work.”

They weren’t “regular” nudity activists either, he said. They were aggressive, and she embraced 9/11 denials and has a criminal past.

According to an Alameda County District Attorney’s Office press release from last summer, a woman named Oxane Taub who shared the address was convicted of more than 20 charges after stalking a 14-year-old boy she had become “fixated on” and attempted to kidnap. Fox

Okay, now… she sounds like a sweetie.

The Washington Post confirmed that a voluminous blog written under DePape’s name and filled with deeply antisemitic writings and baseless claims — as well as pro-Trump and anti-Democratic posts — was registered to an address where DePape lives, according to neighbors.

In a single day earlier this month, the blog had seven new posts. The titles included: “Balcks Nda jEwS,” “Were the Germans so Stupid?” “Who FINANCED Hitler’s rise to Power,” “Gas chamber doors” and “I guess this is as good a time as any.” The latter implored Trump to pick former House representative Tulsi Gabbard as his running mate for 2024.  WaPo

As expected, media seem desperate to tie him to conservative Republicans, but about the best they can come up with is that he espouses similar conspiracy theories like Qanon , and how “eerily similar” “Where is Nancy?” is to the January 6 rioters who yelled “Nancy, Nancy, Nancy”( WaPo again). Uh, it’s her name, guys – what do you THINK he would have used?  Based on the plethora of articles on this clown, he has been an extremely easily swayed  flake for many years.

Although not yet announced, universal background checks for hammer sales are expected to be proposed within weeks. No word from the cops whether this was one of those deadly hammARs.

Coupla folks raised this in comments,  h/t to them!

 

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26Limabeans

“a woman named Oxane Taub”

Oxane.
The compound is a colorless volatile liquid also known as
Tetrahydropyran.

HT3

The memes from this incident will be glorious!!!

ninja

3…2…1…

😉😎

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HT3

The Left is desperate to control the narrative…
But I have questions the Left & their Partners won’t answer:

Who was the third man in Pelosi’s house?
Attacker was a hippie-nudist-weirdo-drug addict-mental defective-BLM-LBGTQ+ supporter that domiciled in Berkeley, CA and no way associated with anything Republican or
Conservative. Change my mind.
Why was Pelosi and his attacker in their underwear?
Does Pelosi’s drinking and history of late-night trips have anything to do with this?
Why did the 911 call describe the attacker as a friend?
Who let the cops in?
Security cameras? What, the Pelosi’s can’t afford a Ring Doorbell-Cam?
 
You know whatever they’re selling is not the full story…
Lying by omission.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

The third man in pelousi’s house was none other than Harry Lime

rgr769

There was likely a ring involved, just not the door-bell one.

Fyrfighter

Oddly, no-one is mentioning what Paul was wearing…

Anna Puma

This story really smells worse than a dead fish.

Nancy is third in line of succession. And yet an unsophisticated whack job manages to gain access to the Pelosi house to attack Paul. Where was security?

Hack Stone

This is what happens when you don’t do a line check of your Grinder date.

Hack Stone

Show us where in the Constitution that it says you have the right to bear a 16 ounce hammer. We need common sense legislation to close the Home Improvement Show loophole.

26Limabeans

It’s the fully automatic ones that hold up to 100 nails
that are the problem.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

The demoRATic and news media parties are going to hammer the 3rd party (republican party) to death over this and I wonder if the perp will try and sue the hammer company even though he didn’t own the hammer and since the hammer can be used as a deadly weapon, pelousi should be charged for owing it. This has to be investigated so lets hire PI Mike Hammer to do the job.

rgr769

There may have been some power hammering involved before the claw hammer conflict.

KoB

They’ll have to pry my Estwings from my cold, stiff fingers.

Lovers spat gone bad.

AW1Ed

20 oz Eastwing straight claw framing hammer. In another age it would be called a war hammer.

KoB

Every size from 16 to 28 oz, smooth and milled faced. Matched pairs, framing and ripping. 28 was the go to when driving hardware into green poles, 20 was the go to on the “gotta hook this pole tool belt”. Just received the Camp Ax and Hatchet set Hardware Store Home Boy ordered in for me. You could shave with ’em.

RGR 4-78

That is what I was pulling nails with this morning.

Odie

There may be more flattering pictures to use, but none more accurate.

AZRobert

For some reason I keep hearing the Beatles, Maxwell’s Silver Hammer playing in this story…Bang Bang!

Just sayin

Wasn’t he the same guy that was in Pelosi’s car when he was picked up for DWI? Funny he was in his underwear and there are no video or audio of him on the street. Sounds more of a midnight lover’s meeting. DePape will disappear without giving a statement.

Anonymous

Partytime gone wrong. Amazing how bad stuff happens to Paul when Nancy’s out of town.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

nancy says, When you’re alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go – out of town.

Odie

Mom always said nothing good happens after mudnighr.

Hack Stone

What are you talking about? This story is great. 🤪😜

Daisy Cutter

I wonder if the perp will be out on the street with no bail, as are many that commit this type of crime. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander, but I suspect there will be a different standard applied to this case.

Hack Stone

Just like the San Francisco District Attorney allows people to shit on the sidewalk in front of businesses and homes, except when it occurs at Nancy Pelosi’s domicile.

bmorgan

[facetious]

An alternate theory of what happened is the following:

DePape, the intruder, was actually the boy toy of Paul Pelosi. He was instructed to act out a fantasy pretending to be a submissive Nancy.

A hammer was employed in this fantasy to simulate the Speaker’s gavel.

As much as he tried, DePape could not conjure up a submissive version of Nancy, citing he had no video footage to model himself after.

Paul Pelosi commenced to beating DePape with the hammer while shouting “Where’s Nancy? Where’s Nancy?!” which was later incorrectly attributed to DePape.

Look for upcoming Craigslist advertisements for roleplayers willing to produce a submissive Nancy.

[/facetious]

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Hack Stone

So far, that is the most logical explanation for this event.

AW1Ed

Glad you waited a couple days for the dust to settle, David.

Y’all are merciless and exactly what I, err, tried to keep an open mind about.

Couple things. No one deserves to be attacked by anyone, and I hope Mr. Pelosi makes a complete and rapid recovery.

Also, isn’t it amazing the rapidity of the police response in a city that had years of defunding, it takes a median time of 7 minutes from when the 911 call is made for police arrival.

“…police call a priority so they got there within two minutes…”

A priority just as soon as the dispatcher noticed the flag on the caller’s address. Otherwise, it was just another Bay Area domestic gay spat.

That the person attacked was a member of the untouchables, in his own home, who supports proggie law enforcement, with no security, well.

Schadenfreude.

CDR D

Mister Pelosi seems to have a habit of getting hammered. Especially while driving.

(mug shot)…

Andy11M

Read a news article that says the Pelosi camp is refusing to turn over security camera footage from the house. I wonder why? If this nut job really did break in and attack Mr Pelosi, what’s wrong with showing the police the video?
Wonder if this guy will get a fast quiet plea deal, or if he will get shanked in the county jail?

HT3

Shanked in jail?
Hillary Clinton has entered the chat…

26Limabeans

Boxers or briefs?

bmorgan

I’ll put my money on whitey-tighies.

RGR 4-78

Video of the incident. (S)

(1) glow condom – Bing video

ninja

“Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute – SNL”

“A male prostitute (Dan Aykroyd) gets sent to a new female executive’s hotel room. [Season 4, 1979]”

 😆  😅  😉  😎 

Hack Stone

Back when SNL was actually amusing. A long long time ago.

BlueCord Dad

I wonder where the wackjob got his?

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Fyrfighter

Apparently it was owned by pelosi…

rgr769

As a registered member of the Green Party of San Fransicko, I can see as how he would be a big supporter of Trump and conservative populist Republicans. Yeah, R-I-G-H-T. And he marches naked in the naked parades in the Castro district wearing a cock-ring. Anyone want to make a bet on whether he wears a MAGA hat in addition to the cock-ring?

Berliner

An oldie but a goodie…


Hack Stone

Is this why we frequently see “End Construction” signs on the freeway? Hack had no idea that it was applicable to the mainstream news media.

Hack Stone

That’s ponderous, man.

JustALurkinAround

What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

Skivvy Stacker

The security cameras were disabled by the CIA so they wouldn’t show the other hammer men on the grassy knoll, and the freeway underpass, and so they could put a decoy hammer in a book depository building, and a pristine hammer in Nancy’s purse.

Hack Stone

Anonymous sources have provided Hack Stone video from the security cameras inside Stately Pelosi Manor.

E-4 Mafia For Life

DePape entered Paul’s back door… also known as entrance in the rear…