OK, who let this dog out?

| July 24, 2009

Bohica22 sent us this from another place he haunts (who knows why);

GySgt Ableman was keen enough to spot this douche-bag walking through the Reno Airport in full dress blues with gloves and cover on. He stopped him near the baggage claim and running into three Drill Instructors wasn’t something this guy had anticipated.

If any of you know Gy Ableman, this kid was lucky to leave with all his teeth intact.From the get go, it was obvious this kid was not a Marine. He claimed to be a PFC (wearing LCpl chevrons) and could not explain what a PFC chevron looked like and then couldn’t explain the NCO stripe on his trousers. He had a collar emblem in the middle of his barracks cover and his belt was sticking out. No ribbons or badges, his trousers were way too long, not to mention he had on Sketcher boots instead of dress shoes and a civilian belt.

We found this out after we demanded that he take off the blouse and cover.Turns out he bought the uniform from a surplus store and his dad is a retired Navy Chief. Reno is a super-pro military area and this guy was soaking in the atta-boys. Lot of posers out there, watch out!

Know any recruiters in the San Diego and Reno areas, send them a warning to
watch out for this turd.

Yeah, here’s the picture – it looks like it came from a cell phone. Those Sketchers boots look cool.

Meet Joe Shit the rag man;
ragbag

Category: Phony soldiers

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JuniorAG

PWNED! Good job Devil Dogs!

BohicaTwentyTwo

Threads die rather quickly, so I started a new one:

http://zip.4chan.org/k/res/3596345.html

More photos here:
http://www.spearfishingplanet.com/showthread.php?t=14489&goto=newpost

OldTrooper

I like how one of the guys over at the spearfish site mentions that the young posuer is getting the “axe hand” from the Gunny. If you are getting the “axe hand”, you know your sh*t is weak and it shows in his expression.

OldTrooper

One more mention about the “axe hand” is you can tell that the Gunny is in the middle of gigging the sh*t out of him on his uniform.

Anonymous

There are some legitimate nutcases out there. When I was recruiting in Macon, GA, there was a local guy who was in the Marines during the Vietnam era who would pester our office for anything and everything. Dude came in one day wearing a stained uniform without any ribbons. He showed us his paperwork one time. He was indeed a medically disabled vet. But this dude was old as hell and had mental problems. He had been hospitalized at the state loony bin in Milledgeville at least once before. He was a constant source of comic relief.

This kid is another story. He’s probably going to get his ass kicked.

OldTrooper

“This kid is another story. He’s probably going to get his ass kicked.”

As he should.

B Woodman

Being Army instead of Marine, I miss the finer details. But what even I would have caught at a distance is that the belt is untucked, and there are no awards or ribbons. At that rank, he should have SOMETHING to show for the amount of time in.

I hope the Gunny:
a) Stripped him bare naked (or at least down to whatever civvies he was waering underneath).
b) Had him arrested for impersonating.

Nucsnipe

Does this mean Carl Webb will nominate this Douche for the IVAW board?

Sporkmaster

Good catch. I would have miss that becuase I never had much exposure to the that Branch then the others.