Weekend Open Thread
Anybody remember Frank James? Anti-Trump, against Trump supporters, and not a Caucasian. Result? Does not fit the narrative. Enjoy your weekend.
Category: Open thread
Anybody remember Frank James? Anti-Trump, against Trump supporters, and not a Caucasian. Result? Does not fit the narrative. Enjoy your weekend.
Category: Open thread
Magic 8 Ball, will Hack Stone regain his rightful position as First Commenter for This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread for Friday April 29, 2022 by dethroning ChipNASA? Magic 8 Ball says…
Magic 8 Ball replies “Most Definitely!”
Damn, Hack … you beat me to it again!
Congrats on your FIRSTness!
Free outdated and overpriced Red Hat Software to everyone!
P.S. Commander Phil Monkress works balls.
Not only does he work balls, he works several sets of balls.
At the same time.
Got to maintain that skill level when you are procuring goverment, set-aside minority taxpayer-funded contracts based upon your highly questionable and potentially felonious Native American, Law Enforcement and Navy SEAL claims.
And Whatshisface, that lawer who was disbarred in CA, he’s still at a negative six feet altitude.
MTAHDA (Make This Ain’t Hell Deplorable Again) hats and t-shirts are available in the company gift shop of the proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government formerly located in Bethesda Maryland. Don’t worry about your credit card information getting stolen, Psaul just installed some software that he acquired somewhere in Russia.
Well this pesky work has distracted me yet again….it can not be avoided some times.
Here, I present Hack Stone the WoT Scepter and Orb.
What’s the matter? You don’t like it?? you look quizzical.
You can always swap out your Magic 8 Ball. 😂
That Royal Scepter looks like the tool that Psaul uses when he self administers his proctology exam.
:wpds_lol:
Five a week is what I heard.
Magic 8-ball: Is the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) a Native American this week?
And if so, which tribal affiliation is he claiming this week?
Green Thumb,
I just deployed the Fu of Google on “Phil Monkress”.
VG (below) at the bottom of Page 2.
If ever there was a candidate for a new VG series of
“Where Are They Now?”
or
“What Ever Happened To….”
update articles,
Phil Monkress should certainly be in the Top 3.
Or Top 2.
You know, to ensure the worst of the worst
remain near the top of Page 1 on the Fu of Google.
Over 2,100 comments.
[Phillip Dale Monkress; phony SEAL in FL Jonn Lilyea | May 9, 2013]
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=30777
Magic 8 Ball, will Giduck be blowing winos behind bus stops yet again?
YES, DEFINITELY.
Giduck used his shovel-do technique to scoop out the Steaming Pile of Phil Monkress on his way to a title.
Still think the tournament was rigged.
Definitely need a rematch.
FIRST!
To the topic, how about that Ford Escape that ran over all those folks in Waukesha?
Have a great weekend y’all. Sorry I’ve been under all the weather for a minute. Not CoVAIDS, but dang did I fight the fever monsters this week.
Get some trigger time in and GET FOOD!
Amazing that all of Hack Stone’s Left leaning Facebook friends who called Kyle Rittenhouse a “psychopathic mass murdering piece of shit” haven’t found the time to comment on the guy in Waukesha.
Minors are easy targets for Leftists… and Disney employees. Too soon? Redundant?
The press enables this ‘funhouse mirroring’ of the truth. You could literally beat those ‘friends’ with binders of FIB (sic) crime stats and they’d still parrot the party line.
Hope you got the fever monsters vanquished, Roh.
Thanks GB. It’s amazing how floored one can get from a little cold (flu?). O2 saturation seems good, no fever. The whiskey lamp is lit tonite!
I’m sending you my prayers and a double helping to a speedy recovery for your wife.
Right there with you. Aches and pains, constant blowing of the nose, and yes, a persistent Hack. Been doing all of the home remedies, gargling with warm salt water, Hot Toddy, Vicks Vapor Rub and a shot of Apple Cider Vinegar. The only physician in the network offered by the proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government formerly located in Bethesda Maryland is Dr. Bombay.
With the enthroning of Hack Stone once again, the trivia column for the week is offered in humble tribute. Enjoy, amigos!
DID YOU KNOW…?
What was the first meal eaten by a human in space?
By Jack Bagley
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
You know, the production of a weekly trivia column is not an easy task.
There’s researching the items, checking various sources, making sure I have the right information. Then there’s composing each item, putting all the items into my master data file, and each week selecting the best ones to share with you.
And, of course, there is the issue of making sure my spelling and grammar usage are correct.
But those aren’t the hardest parts. Heck, even writing these silly introductions isn’t the hardest part.
The hardest part is coming up with a wisecrack to put after the items, one that will make you either smile or groan. Or do both. That’s the most taxing thing I do.
Other than pay taxes, of course.
Enough of this … how about some trivia?
Did you know …
… a famous composer wrote a song to humiliate a singer? Austrian composer Wolfgang Mozart (1756-1791), for some reason, had an intense dislike for singer Adriana Ferrarese del Bene (1755-1804), a soprano in the opera. Knowing of del Bene’s tendency to drop her chin on low notes and throw back her head on high notes, Mozart composed a song with constant leaps from low to high notes – just so del Bene would bob her head like a chicken every time she sang it on stage. (I would think the song would be “When the Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbin’ Along,” myself.)
… apple pie is not American? Heresy, I know. But hear me out. The first recorded instance of apples being used to make a pie comes from medieval England. Variations of the recipe were also noted by the Dutch, whose version came over to the New World and became … well … American as apple pie. (I suppose someone will say that hot dogs aren’t American, either, now.)
… most species of moths don’t have stomachs? In fact, they have no digestive systems at all. They survive solely based on nutrients stored in their tissues, left over from their caterpillar stage. (But then, they don’t eat apple pie, either.)
… the first “selfie” was taken in 1839? Not long after the entire process of photography was invented, a man named Robert Cornelius (1809-1893), one of the pioneers of photography in the United States, set up a camera in his back yard, stepped in front of the lens, and opened the exposure. He peered at the camera for somewhere between three and eight minutes, keeping totally still, and the result was the first self-portrait ever taken. (Say cheese!)
… the Japanese language has a term for eating when you aren’t hungry? They call it kuchi zamishi, and it means that you eat because your mouth is lonely. (Uh … yeah.)
… the first food eaten by a human in space was pureed meat and chocolate sauce? Fittingly, the first meal in space took place on the first flight into space by a human, the mission of Vostok 1 on April 12, 1961. Cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin (1934-1968) of the Soviet Union made one orbit of the Earth, and during that flight he consumed two portions of pureed meat in small toothpaste-like containers, along with a third tube of chocolate sauce for dessert. Additional trivia fact: The first American to eat something in space was John Glenn (1921-2016), aboard the first U.S. orbital flight, Friendship 7, on February 20, 1962. Glenn’s meal wasn’t much better than Gagarin’s, but it may have been tastier: applesauce and sugar tablets dissolved in water. Glenn was also issued, but did not eat, a tube of pureed beef and vegetables. (Well, I wouldn’t eat it either. Pureed beef and vegetables? Sounds like baby food to me.)
In flight meals and snacks have declined in quality ever since.
Don’t fly Allegiant.
They weigh you before and after the flight.
Can’t have you bringing your own chow aboard…..
Well, at least they don’t surgically remove any difference between the “before” and “after” weigh-ins. There’s that.
… you may know someone who is toplofty? No, they’re not ill; they’re just haughty, arrogant, or superior in attitude. (Or maybe they are ill, in some way, after all.)
… grave-robbing was a serious problem in 18th Century England? The need for cadavers in medical school was so great that some houses of learning sent out teams of people to dig up recently buried persons, so their bodies could be used in classrooms. To counteract this, some people were buried with coffins that contained trip-wire guns, which would kill – or at least frighten off – any would-be grave robbers. (I guess “donating your body to science” had a different meaning back then, eh?)
… alligators and crocodiles live together in the wild in only one place on Earth? That place is the Florida Everglades. (They don’t necessarily hang out with each other, though.)
… you are, at this moment, about 62 miles from space? The internationally accepted dividing line between Earth’s atmosphere and outer space, the Kármán line, is set at 62 miles above the Earth’s mean sea level. If you go above that height, you’re in space. The line was named for Dr. Theodore von Kármán (1881-1963), the first person to attempt to derive the point where atmosphere ends and space begins. (Far out, man!)
… cats cannot climb down from trees head-first? The reason is the shape of their claws. Every claw on a cat’s paws points the same way, so cats have to back down trees in order to maintain the grip of their claws on the bark. (They could also just jump, but that’s a bad way to use up one of their nine lives.)
… professional athletes have a really difficult time when taxes are due? Each athlete who plays in a state that levies income tax has to pay a portion of his or her salary in taxes to that state. For a Major League Baseball player, in either league, that could add up to twelve different states in which teams are located. (No wonder the highest paid staffer a ballplayer has is his tax accountant!)
Now … you know!
#15 today !!!!
If you want to hear the greatest Fleetwood Mac cover band in the known Universe, check out “Rumours of Fleetwood Mac” on YouTube.
All of the music, state of the art sound, all the beauty and none of the drama associated with that group of highly talented yet really screwed up people.
Jesse, the blonde Bombshell sings Rhiannon at least three times better than Stevie Nix ever could.
Check them out here.
“Threshold Of A Dream” is still my favorite. Played the bejabbers out of that in college.
C’mon man, he only shot up a subway car or two. And he did it without killing anyone. By “Newspeak” definition, he is not a racist. He is anti-racist cuz he hates white people.
8th actual commenter discounting multiple duplicates.
Fleetwood Mac went in the crapper when they got girls. Before that they were a hell of a band.
Reference: https://www.foxnews.com/world/israeli-airport-panic-american-artillery-shell
(“An American family caused a panic at Israel’s Ben Gurion Airport Thursday when they showed up with an unexploded artillery shell they found while in the Golan Heights, in the country’s north.”)
I’m going to really need to see the surveillance video of that. For science.
As an aside, why the fuck does the article have to end with mentioning Trump and us being the only country to recognize the Golan Heights? Who fucking cares?
Boss told them the article needed to be longer?
The reason that they were bringing the arty round home is that they most likely wanted to start a Shell Company
Long time viewer here, but have been absent for a couple years. I was scrolling through the funny pages and tried to make a comment but couldn’t find any place to comment on those threads — are they all now locked?
Try again. I had to approve your comment- the system should now recognize you.
Present.
Mrs. GB’s surgery on her torn meniscus went well, but they found she has no cartilage in that knee and will require knee replacement surgery in a year or two. Not a cheerful thought.
I have only two more radiation treatments to go. Thought I was going to miss today’s because of a wreck on the freeway today. Clear and bright in the AO today, but for some reason everyone decided to play bumper cars both going and coming today. Throw in a caravan of wind turbine propellers (2 lanes/truck), lead and chase cars, and all running nose to tailpipe and you’ll get a traffic obstruction nigh’bouts 1/3 mile in length. And they sure as hail won’t let you in or out when you’re trying to get on or off the highway.
(cont.)
Haven’t been able to get in to see my brother yet this week – need to run to town in a sec so I’ll try to get in to see him for at least a moment.
On the other hand, my granddaughters are still the cutest things to walk the face of the planet.
Y’all have a blessed weekend.
After the first couple of knee replacements you get pretty blase about ’em.
Top forty and I award myself Honorary First once again.
((((OVER))))
Hey my doods and doodettes,
I forgot my Friday ammo update and I don’t know why my again text alerts haven’t been working recently but here’s your ammo seek for today for the common popular rounds screenshot.
9 mm is now under $.30 per round and 5.56 and . .223 are both under $.50 so we’re heading the right direction for what it’s worth
Stock up before Democrats turn this place in The Road Warrior for “equity” or something.
Heeeeeeere’s TEDDY.
Again.
As if Social Security Disability fraud wasn’t enough?
PFA against Teddy Daniels.
Removed from home.
NO weapons. (Oh oh, the TEDDY-15 gun raffles??)
Teddy lawyered up, and blames everyone but himself.
IRONY – Teddy’s PFA court hearing is the SAME DAY
Donald Trump is having a Trump Rally in western Pennsylvania.
[Teddy Daniels calls wife’s allegations of abuse ‘unfounded’ as court hearing set for May 6]
https://fox56.com/news/local/teddy-daniels-calls-wifes-allegations-of-abuse-unfounded-as-court-hearing-set-for-may-6
Teddy Daniels
(GOP candidate for Pennsylvania Lt.Governor)
RECAP here…..
BONUS – WIFE QUOTES.
Good luck in PFA court with those conspiracy theories, Teddy.
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=125295#comment-3422947
RECAP of Teddy Daniels
1st round scandal.
With the YouTube video, and a busy comment thread.
[Weekend Open Thread / April 15, 2022]
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=124695#comment-3421652
Teddy Daniels replies to a “Top Fan”
on his page on the Book of the Fake.
(Teddy Daniels) – “anybody can say anything to get a PFA.
It’s one sided.
My court date is Friday and I will have justice.
Innocent until proven guilty”
Yes, he just pulled “innocent until proven guilty” out of his ass.
Combined with other Teddy reply comments,
it is apparent that
Teddy Daniels is taking his CONSPIRACY THEORIES to court.
Not a good look, for a bloviating bully,
to turn crickets on the issues and details,
and toss out “wait and see” denials and excuses.
Haven’t we seen the very same thing with
MP & VG Phony Purple Heart, Phony Silver Star, and
Phony E-8 CIB Gulf War Veteran chili feed turds??
How long do we have to wait until the EM-60 Urban Assault Vehicle arrives in theater?
https://www.vice.com/en/article/88gpm3/red-dawn-becomes-bizarre-reality-in-ukraine-with-wolverines-graffiti
Hack Stone,
This 1 is battle tested.
Vladimir Putin: C’mon, it’s Ukraine . We zip in, we kill the Nazis, we set up a puppet government . We’re not going to Berlin. It’s Ukraine. It’s like going into Finland.
Russian Minister of Defense: Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Finland once. Forget it!
As if Biden wasn’t enough of a clown already that haircut of his
seals the deal. Next time you see a profile shot of his empty
head take a look at that DA. The plugs up front are bad enough
but the ducks ass hasn’t been cool since the 50’s and even
then was ridiculed. I’ll bet he applies a little dab of Vasoline….
On station.
While snooping around my “PHONIES Folder”
for updates on phonies,
this time Howard “Skip” Archer,
I fell into seeing this.
Reminder…
IF your veterans org is going to promote something good,
be sure a SUCKY SPELLER is not your guy
doing the promotional materials.
Not a good look for this VFW post.
Speaking of Howard “Skip” Archer,
I found this obit.
Same age, same area of Pennsylvania, similar appearance.
If this is our Phony Vietnam POW CPT Skip,
he passed away exactly 2 months after the VG article.
https://www.royalcolemanfuneralhome.com/obituary/Howard-ArcherSr
Skip Archer – Fake Vietnam POW IAS | August 25, 2021
More photos for comparison here,
at the original MP article.
Howard “Skip” Archer – US Marine Corps Captain, Navy Cross, Two Silver Stars, Bronze Star, Purple Heart, Vietnam POW, Blog of Shame