Skip Archer – Fake Vietnam POW

| August 25, 2021

Skip Archer – Facebook

The folks at MilitaryPhony send us their work on Howard “Skip” Archer.  “Skip” – as he prefers to be called – comes to us from Centerville, Pennsylvania but also shows current addresses in Flemington, Missouri as well as Ashtabula, Ohio.  Archer is 72 y/o at the time of this writing – Aug 2021.

Archer has claimed to people around him that he was a POW in Vietnam.  He also sports two Silver Stars, a Bronze Star, a Purple Heart and a POW medal with “V” device in the above photo – in addition to displaying the rank of USMC Captain (O-3).  Also of note is the Vietnamese Service Medal.  Not sure the “V” device pertains to the POW medal as all subsequent awards have a star. Also, in the following photo, he also has the rank of Captain on his USMC service cap.

Skip Archer – Facebook

Archer’s claims are reinforced by presenting a DD-214 with the “Vietnamese” [sic] Service Medal, Navy Cross, Good Conduct and Purple Heart.  As with all documents supplied to us via a 3rd party, in this case a relative – we cannot attest to their authenticity.


Oddly enough – on this DD-214 there is no mention of the two Silver Stars or Bronze Star.  Also odd is the alleged Admin Clerk’s misspelling of “Vietnam Service Medal” and the obvious darker typeface of the last four medals – almost as if those medals were an afterthought.

Howard “Skip” Archer’s military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request. MilitaryPhony also checked the Defense POW/MIA Accounting Agency (DPAA) listing of POWs and did not find ‘Howard Roy Archer’ listed for Vietnam.

. . . . .

Let’s just see what the NPRC has to say about all of this…

 

FOIA – NPRC – Howard “Skip” Archer – Summary Sheet

 

FOIA – NPRC – Howard “Skip” Archer – Assignments

 

FOIA – NPRC – Howard “Skip” Archer – Photo

. . . . .

DISCUSSION and SUMMARY

Looking at the FOIA results – the NPRC summary sheet states that Archer’s records show he was in during the time of the Vietnam War, but did not travel overseas except to Hawaii. He got into some trouble with being AWOL/UA and spent some time in the Brig. This was probably why he was discharged as an E-1 Private. There are no awards for Navy Cross, two Silver Stars, a Purple Heart nor a POW medal.  There is also no Vietnam Service Medal. If Archer has used these claims to leverage anything of value he could be in violation of Stolen Valor laws.

Altering a DD-214 – which appears likely here – is also problematic, especially if he used it for leverage.

Claiming to be a POW is probably the lowest point you can sink as an embellisher. To give him the benefit of the doubt people may have misunderstood – in light of Archer’s time in the brig, he was not a Prisoner OF War, but rather, a Prisoner DURING War.

His records do show that he was assigned as a “Police NCO” while on Barracks Duty.  For those who are unfamiliar with that position… it has nothing to do with law enforcement.  “Police Call” in the Corps means you roam around and pick up cigarette butts and trash around the buildings.  “Police NCO” is usually some Goofy Bastard that makes sure we don’t run out of toilet paper and trash bags.  The poor souls that get stuck with the position would never put it on their Resume.  

But then, there’s no misunderstanding if ol’ Skippy is wearing the POW Medal… with a “V” device no less.  Hey, if you’re going to fake it, at least get it right and put a star on there.  Then again, how many POWs do you know of were awarded that medal twice. 

Shame on another VFW Post for not outing this Goofy Bastard on their own,  makes us wonder how many other frauds there are at that post.   Wearing two Silver Stars and claiming to have been wounded in combat should have been more than enough for the local VFW to order his records.  Making the false claim of being a POW is gabasstic nonsense.  

 

Category: Bronze Star, Marine Corps, Marine Corps Poser, Navy Cross, Navy Cross, POW, Silver Star, Valor, Valor Vultures

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  1. Steve Balm says:

    Archer has single-handedly given a whole new meaning to the phrase “Damn Skippy!”

    • Anonymous says:

      Qualified as a douchebag, at least.

    • Charlie Gray says:

      I hope someone sucker punches this fucking creep.

    • thebesig says:

      That’s a lot of duty stations given the time that he was in. This is followed by being discharged as a private. It does not seem like he learned from his failures in the military and since he left.

      • MarineDad61 says:

        thebesig,
        Already seeing (3) plops of your new graphic
        on Skip’s Book of the Fake.
        There may be more…. and more to come.
        Skip Archer’s bad week is about to get worse, a lot worse.
        https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004397923899

      • Melissa says:

        I want the world to know that this person is also a child molester. He molested me from the time I was 7 or 8 until I was 16. I was a prisoner of his war!!!! He physically and sexually abused me . he would do everything iminagible to me. I lived in terror of this man for more than 8 years.on top of the almost daily sexual abuse he would hold my head underwater in the bathtub until the bubbles stopped. He would make me stand on my head for hours and if I fell would hit me. He threw me off of a bridge once because I couldn’t swim. He would beat my legs and backside with a plastic bat so badly I was totally black and blue. He was going to take me to the lake and drown me the one time i told my mom on him. She was going to send me with him too. My aunt saved me that night. This man is evil . this is just a small bit of what he did to me. He ruined my childhood and ruined my life. He ended up getting arrested in 1986 when my mother finally left when I was 16.he ended up taking a plea bargain for one sexual assault on me as a teenager and went to jail for 6 months in chataqua county new York.he hasn’t even had to register as a sex offender. I’m sure he’s still molested others since me. This is just part of my story but this person I can’t even call a man has stolen more tgan valor he stole my life!!!! He is a monster.

        • KoB says:

          Welp, not sure about everybody else, but if Melissa’s story is true, I’m ready to ruck up, shoulder my Old School Louisville Slugger and go find this mutherphuquer. We can have a come to Jesus moment when he, the lying embellishing POS tickle monster, Howard Roy “Skip” Archer is beaten with a baseball AND sexually abused by the business end of it. Wrapped in asbestos tied down with razor wire. That will prepare him for an eternity of enjoying the barbed co@k of Satan as his worthless soul burns in Hell. We’ll see how long we can hold his head down in a porta potty that been sitting and used in the infield of the racetrack all weekend. Who’s with me? Let’s go!

          • ChipNASA says:

            Of course, I’ll not speak for KoB here but I’m certain he means figuratively.
            Kinda like this… 😉

            • KoB says:

              Naw Chipster, I meant that literally. I absolutely despise child molesters. If I was in the prison system, I’d be that guy getting more time added on to my sentence for shanking those low life scum. I find this females tale credible in that the initial info on the lying, embellishing, alleged tickle monster Howard Roy Skip Archer was submitted by a “3rd party…a relative.”. THAT tells me people close to this POS is finally tired of his crap. Keep in mind that those laws and the prosecution of them was way yonder different 40-50 years ago. I, too, would be interested in seeing the court documents.

              I have “rescued” and/or mentored children that were abused. I know their pain.

              • ChipNASA says:

                Dude,
                I know you were but I was being a good SNCO and covering your ass, as it were.
                Trust me, I’d be your corner man right there with a squirt bottle, a towel, a spit bucket, some liniment and all that shit.
                😉

                • KoB says:

                  My Man! I know you were and I know you would be right there. When I read M____’s story (here and on MP Site) my blood pressure went sky high and this lap top almost imitated a frisbee. Guess it’s that Southern DNA (and proper home training on the way to treat females) sets me off; BIG TIME!

                  Guess the only thing you and I would ever scrap over would be OAM. And even that wouldn’t be much of a fight…after all…I am all of that and the bag of, well…you know! The Black Flag is raised and the knives are sharp.

          • Melissa says:

            It’s totally true and that’s only part of my story! I submitted more of my story on the other site.

        • ChipNASA says:

          OK I’ll be the first to address the elephant in the room.
          Melissa, I’m so terribly sorry to hear this. At least this is a place you can comment and generally things like this are looked at in a non-judgmental way for a comment like this, although, I will say, this will bring some significant attention to this particular detail to ensure that your comment and anything further is valid ( just to ensure the integrity of the blog) and I’m hoping you get the assistance you deserve. Until we hear otherwise (as in confirmation, not judgement on you) I’ll refrain about commenting outside of the known details posted above, for the time being.
          That being said, we’ve come to find out that stolen valor is just the beginning of uncovering some ugly truths about some folks that end up getting posted about here and on like sites. Again, I’ll refrain from using the standard moniker for this type of thing out of respect for you.
          (sad face) 🙁

          • Missi says:

            It’s truth 100% and I didn’t even tell it all on here. What he got charged for from me was in 1986 he did 6 months in chataqua county new York jail on a plea. The stuff frim when I was younger the statute of limitations had run out at that time. I’m speaking my truth!!! Finally.

            • Penguinman000 says:

              Do you have any court paperwork or a case number?

              Adding that to the list of evidence currently compiled would ensure it’s associated with his name forever and remove any doubt about the credibility of your accusations b

          • Melissa says:

            I found the records and his written statement. I’m shaking so bad right know. I found them#!! I will get them to you .

        • xyzzy says:

          Disgusting. Active pedos make me sick.

          Not accusing anyone of anything, but if anyone reading this has pedo inclinations, you need to get help. Therapy is available, but it’s like drying out an alcoholic. You have to want to change.

          https://pedo.help/

          • MarineDad61 says:

            xyzzy,
            Our local (resigned in disgrace) State Senator
            was just released from prison after 1 year and 1 day.
            For uploading keeedo porn images from his cellphone,
            as well as downloading, saving, and viewing many.

            For 5 days in 2019, many local political types (Republicans) stood up for him publicly, with the “It’s a mistake”, “He’s a good man”, and “entrapment” defenses and excuses.

            When the next news story broke, with the mugshot,
            and the “lurid details” from county detectives,
            all the political fans, friends, and defenders shut up,
            most went away and deleted their support comments/tweets/blogs,
            but some remain on the internet.

            Sad how some will use their politics
            (both sides do it.. and I’m GOP)
            to blindly defend criminal behaviors, including pervs.

            Good advice for anyone out there, xyzzy.
            They need to (try to) fix themselves,
            because getting in the news with an arrest, gross details, mugshot, and incarceration….
            is forever.

          • tom reynolds says:

            I think the proven ,best,cure against recidivism for these perverts is the “medicinal” lead pellet.

            • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

              1. Rope.
              2. Tree or gallows.
              3. Pedophile.
              Some assembly required.

              • xyzzy says:

                Amen and amen…if a pedo has his “come to Jesus” after he acts, game over. He has to ask for help while he can claim that he never harmed a child. Celibate, non offending pedos who never harmed a child and are committed to staying that way get my support. Kid touchers get the woodchipper.

    • Skippy says:

      Whaaaaat
      LMFAO !!!!
      My uncle skip who spent a total of 3 plus years
      I’m that place is rolling in his grave right now

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I just want to add THIS lovely bucket of Google® Hits™:

      Howard “Skip” Archer served BRIEFLY in the USMC.
      Howard “Skip” Archer is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER a POW in Vietnam.
      Howard “Skip” Archer has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter.
      Howard “Skip” Archer was a Motor Vehicle Operator during his brief time in the USMC.
      Howard “Skip” Archer’s Birth Certificate is a letter of apology from a condom manufacturer.
      Howard “Skip” Archer NEVER held the rank of Captain in the USMC.
      Howard “Skip” Archer is a chunk fresh dog crap on the sidewalk of life.
      Howard “Skip” Archer left the USMC as a PRIVATE, the pay grade of E1 according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer was likely conceived in a back alley.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer is rumored to be a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the Rear).
      Howard “Skip” Archer had a period of AWOL while in the USMC.
      Howard “Skip” Archer should have been a mattress stain in a rent-by-the-hour Motel.
      Howard “Skip” Archer did LESS THAN 2 years in the USMC according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he couldn’t even fight his way through a wet blob of toilet paper.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Good Conduct Medal.
      Howard “Skip” Archer received an RE4, a code making one ineligible for reenlistment.
      Howard “Skip” Archer looks like the “creepy guy” in a run-down windowless van.
      Howard “Skip” Archer should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children.
      Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he’s less useful than tits on a pigeon.
      Howard “Skip” Archer can now wallow in his newfound Internet fame as Howard “Skip” Archer realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
      Commo check
      How Copy,
      ((((OVER))))

      • xyzzy says:

        I copy:

        Howard “Skip” Archer served BRIEFLY in the USMC.
        Howard “Skip” Archer is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut.
        Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER a POW in Vietnam.
        Howard “Skip” Archer has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter.
        Howard “Skip” Archer was a Motor Vehicle Operator during his brief time in the USMC.
        Howard “Skip” Archer’s Birth Certificate is a letter of apology from a condom manufacturer.
        Howard “Skip” Archer NEVER held the rank of Captain in the USMC.
        Howard “Skip” Archer is a chunk fresh dog crap on the sidewalk of life.
        Howard “Skip” Archer left the USMC as a PRIVATE, the pay grade of E1 according to records found.
        Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
        Howard “Skip” Archer was likely conceived in a back alley.
        Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
        Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
        Howard “Skip” Archer is rumored to be a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the Rear).
        Howard “Skip” Archer had a period of AWOL while in the USMC.
        Howard “Skip” Archer should have been a mattress stain in a rent-by-the-hour Motel.
        Howard “Skip” Archer did LESS THAN 2 years in the USMC according to records found.
        Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he couldn’t even fight his way through a wet blob of toilet paper.
        Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Good Conduct Medal.
        Howard “Skip” Archer received an RE4, a code making one ineligible for reenlistment.
        Howard “Skip” Archer looks like the “creepy guy” in a run-down windowless van.
        Howard “Skip” Archer should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children.
        Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he’s less useful than tits on a pigeon.
        Howard “Skip” Archer can now wallow in his newfound Internet fame as Howard “Skip” Archer realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
        Commo check
        How Copy,
        ((((OVER))))

        • Mick says:

          Please add:

          Howard “Skip” Archer was NEVER a Marine Corps Aviator.

          • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

            Howard “Skip” Archer served BRIEFLY in the USMC.
            Howard “Skip” Archer is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut.
            Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER a POW in Vietnam.
            Howard “Skip” Archer has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter.
            Howard “Skip” Archer was a Motor Vehicle Operator during his brief time in the USMC.
            Howard “Skip” Archer’s Birth Certificate is a letter of apology from a condom manufacturer.
            Howard “Skip” Archer NEVER held the rank of Captain in the USMC.
            Howard “Skip” Archer is a chunk fresh dog crap on the sidewalk of life.
            Howard “Skip” Archer left the USMC as a PRIVATE, the pay grade of E1 according to records found.
            Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
            Howard “Skip” Archer was likely conceived in a back alley.
            Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
            Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
            Howard “Skip” Archer is rumored to be a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the Rear).
            Howard “Skip” Archer had a period of AWOL while in the USMC.
            Howard “Skip” Archer should have been a mattress stain in a rent-by-the-hour Motel.
            Howard “Skip” Archer did LESS THAN 2 years in the USMC according to records found.
            Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he couldn’t even fight his way through a wet blob of toilet paper.
            Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Good Conduct Medal.
            Howard “Skip” Archer received an RE4, a code making one ineligible for reenlistment.
            Howard “Skip” Archer looks like the “creepy guy” in a run-down windowless van.
            Howard “Skip” Archer should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children.
            Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he’s less useful than tits on a pigeon.
            Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER a USMC Aviator.
            Howard “Skip” Archer can now wallow in his newfound Internet fame as Howard “Skip” Archer realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
            Commo check
            How Copy,
            ((((OVER))))

  2. Hack Stone says:

    Hack Stone was not aware that the 5th Marine Division was a thing in the 1960’s. The 5th Marine Division was deactivated in 1946, reactivated in 1966 under 3rd Marine Division And 1st Marine Division, then deactivated again on 11/26/1969.

    As to (see what Hack did there?) this particular guy, kudos to him for volunteering to fulfill the Brig Quota. Waiting on his family to come on here to see he was doing classified ops, and the brig deployment was a cover story.

  3. Dallas says:

    No comment on the aviators wings? 🙂

    • AW1Ed says:

      The only thing this clown piloted was a floor buffer.

    • Mick says:

      So this rancid turd likes to play “dress up” as a Marine Aviator, eh?

      My dyin’ ass. Sure thing, “Skip”.

      I’d like to hear what type/model/series of USMC aircraft he claims to have flown.

      On the other hand, it is rather entertaining to see a phony Marine Aviator for a change. This species of poser has been quite rare…

      Hope “Skip” shows up as a sockpuppet.

  4. E4 Mafia '83-'87 says:

    The Aviator Wings are a nice touch as not too many fake pilots. As always…why do they want to be POW’s…why?
    I don’t think guys like this get exposed at their VFW because too many other guys are fakers too.

    • Anonymous says:

      Lots of dudes sporting the Battle of Hoth Medal with Endor Clasp commemorative…

      • E4 Mafia '83-'87 says:

        Dude, I got my Death Star Destruction Medal with 2 Stars:

        Episode IV – A New Hope
        Episode VI – Return of the Jedi
        Episode VII – The Force Awakens

        And yes, the Starkiller Base counts as a Death Star.

    • Mick says:

      Yup; pretty bold (a.k.a. STUPID) for this imbecile to try to pass himself off as a Marine Aviator.

      The Marine Aviator community is relatively small over all eras. It doesn’t take much effort to find out if a guy is/was legit or not.

      A rare dumbass indeed.

    • The Stranger says:

      Well, it just so happens that there is a PERFECT opportunity for him to live out his dream of being a POW. Maybe one of those planes headed for the ‘Stan can drop him off in Kabul. Or perhaps drop him out over Bagram or Kandahar…and, yes, give him a chute. That way he can live to really be a POW.

  5. Frankie Cee says:

    Just another shitstain.

  6. KoB says:

    Hot damn, been all “a-quiver” waiting on this thread to show up, outing the lying, embellishing low life scummy POS Howard Roy “Skip” Archer. Let’s all do the Cupid thing and show this liar Howard Roy “Skip” Archer a bunch of TAH/VG love. Hit the bullseye, use his name and make him inherwebz famous. Let’s not “skip” a single insult and this chance to show the world what a lying, embellishing POS that Howard Roy “Skip” Archer is.

    “Claiming to be a POW is probably the lowest point you can sink as an embellisher”. Sinks even lower when you add the claim of the Purple Heart. Literally standing in the blood and on the bodies of true Warriors who suffered thru that. You lying, embellishing Bitch, Howard Roy “Skip” Archer. Ol’ Skip could of had all that if he had of actually gone to VN. “Skip” Archer you are truly despicable as a human being and should be a prisoner for stealing oxygen in addition to your lies. And I guess in your embellishing feeble mind, you can wear Marine Aviator Wings being an airplane is a type of vehicle and hey, you were a trained vehicle operator. I don’t think Howard Roy “Skip” Archer can operate much more than the steam machine as an apprentice towel fluffer at Brucie’s Bath House (enter thru the rear).

    Let’s “skip” right to point of all of this. I hereby officially request a deployment of the vaunted TAH Hemisphere of Insults (or whatever is the term that we are using now) on the lying embellishing POS Howard Roy “Skip” Archer. He appears to have made a career of being a lying embellishing POS, and is so deserving of a full blown, Time on Target, cleared hot hit. Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

    ps…the good news (according to a post and conversation with MarineDad61 on evening past) the VFW Post has put the lying, embellishing POS Howard Roy “Skip” Archer a-packing. See Tuesday’s FGS for all of that, plus skippy boy’s latest criminal charges.

    ChipNASA, stand by for a FIRE MISSION, FIRE MISSION, FIRE MISSION!

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      DO IT, BAYBEE!!!

    • MarineDad61 says:

      KoB,
      Howard Roy Archer (Sr.) criminal charge in PA detailed below,
      as an accidental reply to a Mustang Major post.
      Here is the link to PA Judicial (public criminal records).
      https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/Report/CpDocketSheet?docketNumber=CP-20-CR-0000424-2019&dnh=FDXOOm%2FDLi9C%2BLjng0Q6PQ%3D%3D

    • ChipNASA says:

      Well my preliminary comment too was, when I saw this pop up on Book of Fakes (HA! Fact check this FAGGOTS!!!! Because I can say that about Mark Zuckerburg and his crew here and not on B of F, hardly) I knew it was going to be here shortly AND I wasn’t about to “Skip” this one. LOL AS TO HACK!!!
      So we have a request and we have a ” DO IT, BAYBEE!!!” which is almost like in Christmas Story, wherein there was created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat, a triple-dog-dare without first posting a triple dare you. But I digress…
      We have a request, a second so do we have an “AYE” vote?
      Thankyouverymuch…
      Chip, the curator of the (New title)
      The As(s)teroid of Insults®™

      • 11B-Mailclerk says:

        Aye!

        Turn keys to “launch” in three…two…One…LAUNCH!”

        • ChipNASA says:

          Annnnnndddd there we have it.
          (**Holsters weapon pointed at the Thread.**)
          OK folks, given the resources here I believe this will be quick and painless for us but, (BUTT BUTT!!! IN SKIPPY’S BUTT!!! OPEN WIDE!!!) it’s about to become slightly uncomfortable for ole Skip here but, since he’s already been locked up, it’s safe to assume that he’s already been the pivot man, the Man In The Barrel, the GUEST of HONOR in the Cell.
          I hope I didn’t miss anything but at least, I got in the highlights…
          MISSILE AWAY, MISSILE AWAY, MISSILE AWAY

          The As(s)teroid of Insults®™
          (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
          FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
          TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
          THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
          DANGER CLOSE!!!!
          MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
          TAKE COVER!!!!!
          Howard (How WEIRD is this character?) “Skip” (HEY don’t confuse Skippy here with “CHIP”!!!) Archer (Fuckboi here *WISHES* he was 1/100th as cool as the cartoon character, Archer) , NOT a POW, PERIOD, NEVER, HEY DICKLESS (SUPER Dickless) WONDER, (“Yes, it’s true this man has no dick!” …**HT to Ghostbusters**) We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, , vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, broke taint cocksucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Anal ring dome probably left over from bobbing for apples in the porta potty, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Watching this particular dipshit fling his shit story, is almost like watching a pack of dipshits try to fuck a door knob some days, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, I hope he chokes to death on the first dick he gets forced to suck in prison , Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, I hope that this dood bursts into flames the next time he takes a shit, that he suffers the pain and agony consistent with practicing self-immolation and ends up completely destroyed as if he were a victim of spontaneous human combustion, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, you know what?, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, The only thing that he is good for is pulling targets on the Hand Grenade Range, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, cock-sucking piece of shit,

          • ChipNASA says:

            , overused prison fuckboy, tittyfuck cum spatter (Shamelessly stolen and credited, Terminal Lance …https://terminallance.com/2017/02/28/terminal-lance-461-drill-instructor-academy/?fbclid=IwAR36LjF848ATFa879zl5OZ6An7xsUuRL1_-VASzLgdLTI-p5o4g14ylaXE4) and from the Book of Face comments, if I could, I’d shove you back into your mother’s pussy so the doctor can FINISH the abortion, Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, you twink, You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, It’s impossible to underestimate you, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job, oh wait, you *SHOULD* be ashamed too, because, the more the merrier, You are the human version of period cramps, If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty, You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day, you thought you’d be nice the other day and you lent a girl an umbrella, so, that makes the total of girls you’ve made wet this year -1, if you were a trophy at the end of my race, I’d walk backwards, you try to present yourself as a knight in shining armor but really, you’re a loser in tinfoil, if you were ever a teacher, your students would never wear a seatbelt while driving to school, because they’d want to die before ever having to take one of your classes, you’re what Olive Garden is to real Italians, He has the facial expression of a washed-out panhandler you see at finer Bus Stations everywhere, he looks like Hunter Biden’s stunt double. If he was on Prison Bachelor, he would offer his cellmate his brown rose, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee, this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by his actions and subsequently, is in danger of raising blood blisters on his Third Thumb due to the protracted use of his Special Purpose Magnifying Glass and eyebrow tweezers, You just **HAVE** to have any attention you can get, eh you rabbit fucked, chihuahua, shit-for-brains, don’t you? DON’T YOU?!?!, the only currency he should be dealing with is cigarettes (fags for you Brits) while he’s in the pokey and he is known to be a pack a day smoker of the cock, Sphincter reaper, That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…. Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, Your face makes onions cry, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, This twat is gayer than Liberace skydiving ass first into a canyon of buttplugs, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, Weeping Pustule on the Whipworm Shat by a Flea Plucked from the Hairy Anus of a Noble Bilge Rat, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, He never joined Columbia Record Club because he could not afford a penny, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, He is so stupid, he buys matinee tickets at a drive in theater, His erectile dysfunction and impotence is so severe that his continual dick-beating of such pointlessness amazes anyone that is so unfortunate as to be acquainted with him, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, you are such a disappointment to the human race, I think I’m gonna have to court your slovenly, unhinged, cow of a Mother, in real life, second only to the character Annie Wilkes in Misery, and then hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box, such that another chromosomally challenged creature like you never occurs again, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, this is the kinda guy who’s feet swing when he’s on the toilet, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, perpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina

            • ChipNASA says:

              your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared Gorilla Glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, You’re like the end piece of a bread loaf. Everyone touches you but nobody wants you, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, puborectalis spasm, you are so bad, you’re a disappointment to the table of elements and the molecules that they represent, that came from space to form humans on Planet Earth, you are so awful, you make humanity want to beg for a near extinction level, asteroid impact event, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, He is so stupid, he overdosed on placebos. dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, when you hear that he claims to be suffering from TBI or PTSD, it’s not the traditional definition but He suffers from TBI (Tiny Ball Insecurity) as well as PTSD (Penis Too Small Disorder.) He has a face that screams “Amber Alert”, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented sucking dicks, kutomba wewe, This clown dresses up like the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) for Easter, and likes to squat and drop colored Easter eggs out of his asshole, for the assorted homeless that gather for such festivities, next to the dumpster and used grease and cooking oil disposal bin, behind the Pilot Flying J truck stop, until either the consumables are depleted or the mob disperses. Bonus points if an accidental, bleeding, rectal prolapse and depressed crying occurs for the gathered audience. And the crowd goes wild!! Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, If there was a stadium full of assholes, like maybe a medium sized NFL stadium, say 70,000 assholes, all sizes and colors, pink, brown, black, red, yellow, green, and then all types, big, small, middle, inflamed, dripping, unclean, festering, etc, a gun would go off and then fireworks and a cheer would arise and build to a deafening crescendo and there, on the 50 yard line, the lights would come up and the announcer would say, “Yes, there he is folks, let’s have a round of applause…” and the stadium would start doing the wave and then more cheering, a cacophony of assholes, at first softly and then building, building, “king, king, king, king, King, King, King, King, KING, KING, KING, KING!!!! KING OF THE ASSHOLES!!!!, yes, quite a feat but you’ve achieved it. And you’re such a self-centered asshole, you’d take a bow, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, If the Road of Life was paved with dicks, this guy would walk through it on his ass, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, smells like he wipes from back to front, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), You were NOT< repeat, NEVER a POW, you WERE held in the BRIG for being AWOL/UA, so there’s that and it’s not even close, and because he was such as shining example of what NOT TO DO, was discharged as an E-1, PRIVATE, NOT, I repeat, NOT a Captain as has been claimed and photographed, therefore, as claimed and photographed, he has not ever earned and is NOT eligible for the award of the Navy Cross, two Silver Stars or ANY Silver Stars, NONE, a Purple Heart, ABSOLUTELY NOT, nor a POW medal, also there was no award to him of the Vietnamese Service Medal , he was also seen sporting AVIATOR WINGS which he obviously never earned, a GOOD CONDUCT Medal, which is IMPOSSIBLE, seeing as he was AWOL/UA in the BRIG, this guy is a FRAUD, a PHONY, and a CRIMINAL, (He lied on documentation and quite possibly forged altered a/his DD-214,

              • ChipNASA says:

                AND has been charged in civilian courts with similar violations (public records), so, Jesus Christ himself would take one look at you and shake his head ruefully, hopefully you’re about to get fed a steady diet of the old prison pork sword, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, I hope that soon you get to meet Jesus, and by that, not die, but that would be nice, BUT and I mean “BUTT”, you get vigorously and repeatedly ventilated by a guy named Jesus in jail, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
                Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
                If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!

                We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
                OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
                /FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value
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                FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
                Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
                Here endeth the lesson.

                • ChipNASA says:

                  Disclaimer:
                  I don’t think that Skippy here is going to garner any additional public media attention as the Foley and Jowers case and subsequent Posts, and therefore, we are probably not in danger of having to edit the HoI.
                  (Remembering and referencing “Sarge” for the Alphabet Assault and requesting the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame)
                  ————- ————

                  Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

                  So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The As(s)teroid of Insults®™

                  • ChipNASA says:

                    Again, there’s a typo or glitch in the video link. I’ve edited my copy again (twice) and here it is proper (posts and checks it again)

                    https://youtu.be/2HgeYRROlk8

                    • ChipNASA says:

                      OK TAH doesn’t like that link style to embed….SO, trying this lastly…

                    • ChipNASA says:

                      OK then this….

                      Patton Quote added to the end …

                      On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )

                      “He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.”
                      ————————–
                      Speaking of using words, of late, I’ve been reminded of someone who gave us this classic piece, something many of us grew up with and is, in my opinion, worthy of consideration, having assembled this diatribe, I give to you this…The Man and His Work.

                    • ChipNASA says:

                      And finally this….
                      Have a good weekend.

                    • MarineDad61 says:

                      ChipNASA,
                      599 views.
                      Just 1 more to push it over 600.
                      1k would be nice,
                      but in good time.

                    • Anonymous says:

                      Amen on the Patton quote…

                • KoB says:

                  And as the entire Assembly of miscreanted d’weeds and the Adorable Deplorables chorused AMEN!…KoB wept.

                  ALL HAIL THE TAH As(s)teroid of Insults and the Keeper thereof, ChipNASA…ALL HAIL!

                  You do know, of course, that I read every word, every time this Deployment is made? Every.single.word! Every time!

                  • ChipNASA says:

                    You have to fucker.
                    There may be prizes embedded therein.
                    As in, my fucked up mind may have thought up something even more sick and amusing since the LAST time it was posted and you’ll want to read it, in it’s entirety, JUST in case you missed something….OH, and because the AoI is a living document, I would be in noting:
                    I am but the lowly curator of the AoI. It belongs to us all, and in that vein, many of you have contributed to this, not just once but many times (you know who you are, you disturbed pencil chewers!) and therefore, to remind all of you, you are responsible for this, this is YOU….and as a reminder,

                    You are *always* invited to contribute your silliness to the AoI, and I will make every attempt to include it (sometimes edited but usually only to not repeat or duplicate insults already included, NOT because or concerns about offense)…

                    AND as always, a sincere THANK YOU to the staff and Admins of TAH who so kindly allow us to post this and give us this space to be just as gross, abominable, foul, distasteful, sleazy, obnoxious and vulgar as is expected of this group, veterans of some such life as is ours, but, as always, family.
                    Thank You.

  7. Sapper3307 says:

    POW/W (V) is that a first for everybody?

    • Anonymous says:

      Do I hear NDSM w/ “V”… ASR w/ “V”?

      • 26Limabeans says:

        The scary part is he has a M-14 qual to go with it.

      • Mason says:

        I’m putting a V on my Humanitarian Service Medal.

      • Richard (Just call me "Dick) Weed: says:

        Okay:

        Howard “Skip” Archer served BRIEFLY in the USMC.
        Howard “Skip” Archer is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut.
        Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER a POW in Vietnam.
        Howard “Skip” Archer has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter.
        Howard “Skip” Archer was a Motor Vehicle Operator during his brief time in the USMC.
        Howard “Skip” Archer’s Birth Certificate is a letter of apology from a condom manufacturer.
        Howard “Skip” Archer NEVER held the rank of Captain in the USMC.
        Howard “Skip” Archer is a chunk fresh dog crap on the sidewalk of life.
        Howard “Skip” Archer left the USMC as a PRIVATE, the pay grade of E1 according to records found.
        Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
        Howard “Skip” Archer was likely conceived in a back alley.
        Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
        Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
        Howard “Skip” Archer is rumored to be a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the Rear).
        Howard “Skip” Archer had a period of AWOL while in the USMC.
        Howard “Skip” Archer should have been a mattress stain in a rent-by-the-hour Motel.
        Howard “Skip” Archer did LESS THAN 2 years in the USMC according to records found.
        Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he couldn’t even fight his way through a wet blob of toilet paper.
        Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Good Conduct Medal.
        Howard “Skip” Archer received an RE4, a code making one ineligible for reenlistment.
        Howard “Skip” Archer looks like the “creepy guy” in a run-down windowless van.
        Howard “Skip” Archer should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children.
        Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he’s less useful than tits on a pigeon.
        Howard “Skip” Archer can now wallow in his newfound Internet fame as Howard “Skip” Archer realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
        Commo check
        How Copy,
        ((((OVER))))

    • Green Thumb says:

      I wonder if there ever was someone that was a POW two times?

      • 26Limabeans says:

        Bobby Garwood but the second time was US custody for desertion.
        I may need to re-read “Kiss the boys goodbye” but as I recall
        that was the way it happened…..according to Bobby.

      • Dennis - not chevy says:

        The Marshall Cavendish Encyclopedia of WWII tells of a British Soldier who was a POW in WWI and WWII.

      • penguinman000 says:

        As far as I’m aware there were three (3) American’s held as POWs twice.

        https://www.wearethemighty.com/articles/3-heroes-who-became-pows-twice/

        • Green Thumb says:

          Hardcore.

          Thanks for the link.

        • Mason says:

          There’s at least three others.

          Major General John Giraudo – USAAF/USAF. Flew B-17 and B-24 in WWII, taken prisoner by Germany, flew F-86s in Korea (downing at least two MiGs) before being shot down (next to wingman John Glenn) and was captured by the Communists, he then flew 100 missions over Vietnam.

          Lieutenant Colonel Charles Harrison – USMC – As a PFC in WWII taken prisoner by the Japanese at Wake Island. Survived 45 months confinement (including forced labor in a mine and a hell ship ride). As a SSgt in Korea he survived Chosin to be taken prisoner a couple months later (alongside CWO McCool in penguinman’s article). Would get commissioned and serve in Vietnam before retiring.

          Major General Frank Baldwin – Union Army – Was twice taken prisoner by the Confederates. While both stays were short, Baldwin earned two Medals of Honor during his career.

    • Mustang Major says:

      Note to Skip Archer: Doing time in the brig doesn’t confer the POW medal.

    • rgr769 says:

      Who knew that one could get a combat “V” device on the POW medal. Maybe this douche-canoe has imagined some exciting G.I. Joe firefight with the NVA when he was captured.

      • rgr769 says:

        Or, it could be just an embellishment of his capture by the Navy Shore Patrol (SP’s) when he arrested during his AWOL times. He has imagined that a tussle with the SP’s was valorous combat.

        What we need for these POSers is a special medal for Prisoner During War for all the brig and stockade rats that claim they were POW’s. It should be a brown ribbon with yellow borders and a fecal device in honor of Les “Brownstain” Brown.

    • Mustang Major says:

      Could the “V” indicate the loss of his virginity as a brig prisoner?

      Yikes!

  8. Ex-PH2 says:

    He’s almost (but not quite) worse than that self-aggrandizing mumblegums who tried to spook a teenager and claimed hisself to be a “vet” when he was in the brig more than out of it. Remember him? Pounding a drum a honking in a kid’s face?

    Yeah, well, nail this one to the wall, willya?

    Thanks.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Okay:

      Howard “Skip” Archer served BRIEFLY in the USMC.
      Howard “Skip” Archer is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER a POW in Vietnam.
      Howard “Skip” Archer has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter.
      Howard “Skip” Archer was a Motor Vehicle Operator during his brief time in the USMC.
      Howard “Skip” Archer’s Birth Certificate is a letter of apology from a condom manufacturer.
      Howard “Skip” Archer NEVER held the rank of Captain in the USMC.
      Howard “Skip” Archer is a chunk fresh dog crap on the sidewalk of life.
      Howard “Skip” Archer left the USMC as a PRIVATE, the pay grade of E1 according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer was likely conceived in a back alley.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer is rumored to be a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the Rear).
      Howard “Skip” Archer had a period of AWOL while in the USMC.
      Howard “Skip” Archer should have been a mattress stain in a rent-by-the-hour Motel.
      Howard “Skip” Archer did LESS THAN 2 years in the USMC according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he couldn’t even fight his way through a wet blob of toilet paper.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Good Conduct Medal.
      Howard “Skip” Archer received an RE4, a code making one ineligible for reenlistment.
      Howard “Skip” Archer looks like the “creepy guy” in a run-down windowless van.
      Howard “Skip” Archer should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children.
      Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he’s less useful than tits on a pigeon.
      Howard “Skip” Archer can now wallow in his newfound Internet fame as Howard “Skip” Archer realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
      Commo check
      How Copy,
      ((((OVER))))

  9. NHSparky says:

    I should have had more coffee first.

  10. OldManchu says:

    Far more important than this turd’s lowly fake claims…..

    DOES HE WEAR A MASK?
    IS HE VACCINATED?

    Asking for Lars and LC.

  11. Anonymous says:

    He got shot down in Linebacker II and (briefly) spent time at the camp Rambo escaped from in ’71, right?

  12. Green Thumb says:

    What a clown.

    And I have a feeling this clowns been clowning a long time.

    • Green Thumb says:

      He also kinda looks like he knows he got caught in the picture.

      I mean, that camera is right in his face.

      I would tell a motherfucker to back the fuck up.

  13. Keepin' It Real says:

    checklist

  14. Retired Grunt says:

    So, a private became a captain at the VFW. I just joined, I was a major, does this mean I can finally pin on that 3rd star….. bwahahahaha

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Another bucket of Google® Hits™ for that asswipe:

      Howard “Skip” Archer served BRIEFLY in the USMC.
      Howard “Skip” Archer is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER a POW in Vietnam.
      Howard “Skip” Archer has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter.
      Howard “Skip” Archer was a Motor Vehicle Operator during his brief time in the USMC.
      Howard “Skip” Archer’s Birth Certificate is a letter of apology from a condom manufacturer.
      Howard “Skip” Archer NEVER held the rank of Captain in the USMC.
      Howard “Skip” Archer is a chunk fresh dog crap on the sidewalk of life.
      Howard “Skip” Archer left the USMC as a PRIVATE, the pay grade of E1 according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer was likely conceived in a back alley.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer is rumored to be a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the Rear).
      Howard “Skip” Archer had a period of AWOL while in the USMC.
      Howard “Skip” Archer should have been a mattress stain in a rent-by-the-hour Motel.
      Howard “Skip” Archer did LESS THAN 2 years in the USMC according to records found.
      Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he couldn’t even fight his way through a wet blob of toilet paper.
      Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Good Conduct Medal.
      Howard “Skip” Archer received an RE4, a code making one ineligible for reenlistment.
      Howard “Skip” Archer looks like the “creepy guy” in a run-down windowless van.
      Howard “Skip” Archer should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children.
      Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he’s less useful than tits on a pigeon.
      Howard “Skip” Archer can now wallow in his newfound Internet fame as Howard “Skip” Archer realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
      Commo check
      How Copy,
      ((((OVER))))

  15. AW1 Rod says:

    Can anyone tell what this douche rocket is wearing on his epaulets?

  16. Daisy Cutter says:

    At least he earned an NDSM. Even being sent to the brig they couldn’t take that away from him.

    • USAFRetired says:

      He shot Marksman and got an NDSM. He couldn’t have left Parris Island without them.

      Police NCO = Permanent Latrine Orderly?

      • Hack Stone says:

        Those cigarette butts ain’t going to police themselves.

        • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

          NOR will those dandelions pick themselves from the sidewalk cracks or the daisies from the PT Field…

      • Carlton says:

        He got classified so good, and cleaned the latrine and all. He was awarded a fine watch, which he then returned, but was re-gifted anyway.

  17. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Skip “Assclown” Archer must have thought that the “alterations” on his DD214 were real click back in the day. He didn’t remember to change the pitch on the IBM Selectric when he made them so it would look like the original type.

    Must have given lessons to Gunga Dan on forging documents to fool your friends and the public.

    Fucking brigrat cocksucker…

    • MarineDad61 says:

      HMCS(FMF) ret,
      Howard Archer Sr. likely tried that,
      but after punching a few holes in his fingers
      trying to change the IBM Selectric ball element (font),
      Skip sucked his fingers, swore a lot,
      wiped up the blood from his new battle injury,
      and continued on, defeated by the IBM Selectric.

  18. MarineDad61 says:

    I hear the singing voice of Julie Andrews…
    The hills are alive… with the sound of FakeBook.

    Plenty of comments already…
    and many posts and photos are wide open for more.
    Note the many Vietnam Veteran graphic posts…
    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004397923899

  19. Ret_25X says:

    “Grandpa, what did you do during the Viet Nam war?”

    “Well, I licked the back of sweaty nutsacks in the Brig, honey”

    “That sounds disgusting grandpa”

    “It was my finest hour, sweetie”

    Here’s to Archer, who got the nickname “Skip” because he “skipped” the Viet Nam War by hanging out in the Brig with his closest friends.

    • MarineDad61 says:

      Ret_25X,
      Bingo.

      I’ll make the jump of speculation here
      (hopefully false) that “Skip” Howard Roy Archer Sr.:
      1 – Decided in Hawaii that he is NOT shipping off to Vietnam.
      2 – “Skip” skipped, and went AWOL.
      3 – Got found, and got sent to the brig.
      4 – Got discharged as an E-1, Reenlistment Code RE-4.
      5 – Smiled on the boat and bus rides home.
      6 – Spent the next 25 years happy he never went to Vietnam.
      7 – In the 1990s, when being a Vietnam Veteran became popular again, decided to change his tune.
      8 – Spent 10-30 years since as a Phony Vietnam Veteran
      9 – Faked his way into a VFW Post.
      10 – Got questioned, and then removed, by the same VFW Post,
      that originally (and poorly) reviewed his VFW membership application.
      11 – Kept it up on FakeBook for years,
      with the Captain VFW photo,
      and the many Vietnam Veteran posts and graphics
      (until August 2021).

      NOTE – Anyone else notice Reenlistment Code RE-4
      on the FAKE DD-214,
      which contradicts the poorly altered DISCHARGE / HONORABLE entries?
      https://i0.wp.com/militaryphony.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/archer-dd214-top.jpg

      • tshe says:

        You are most likely onto something.

      • rgr769 says:

        What does the RE-4 denote? (For those of us that never enlisted or re-enlisted)

        • ChipNASA says:

          Think someone else ( MarineDad61 @ 11:12 am )

          But I’ll post it again for anyone else..


          “RE-4: Individuals separated from last period of service with a nonwaiverable disqualification (refer to AR 601-280). Ineligible for enlistment except as provided for in paragraphs 2-7c and 2-7d. (See waiverable moral and administrative disqualification.) **Disqualification is nonwaivable.**”

          • rgr769 says:

            Thanks, I hadn’t scrolled down far enough in the comments.

          • Hack Stone says:

            RE-4 means that they will call Daniel Bernath back on active duty, even though he is still dead. If they have to dip deep enough to consider someone like this asswipe with an RE-4, it’s game over, man. Brush up on your Chinese and Arabic.

          • Anonymous says:

            Dirtbag.

  20. Keepin' It Real says:

    flag

    • Roh-Dog says:

      Clearly mentally ill.

      Or just a giant PoS.
      Mental PoS?

    • rgr769 says:

      Isn’t it amazing how many of our POSers who actually wore the uniform ended their service getting the boot as E-1’s, just like this asswipe.

    • Anonymous says:

      Just like P.J. O’Rourke’s classic sarcasm “The Vietnam Combat Veterans Simulator Kit” from National Lampoon in ’78: “How’d you get out of it? Bad back? Tell ’em you were queer? … Well, someday it’ll be popular and, guess what, you didn’t go! … “

  21. Jay says:

    Got the nickname “Skip”, probably because his poor ol’ cornhole is about 2 inches wider and 4 inches higher than when he went into the brig….resulting in his limp.

  22. gitarcarver says:

    Did anyone but me notice that in the second page of his alleged records (the one where the “alleged Admin Clerk’s misspelling of “Vietnamese Service Medal” and the obvious darker typeface of the last four medals – almost as if those medals were an afterthought,” are two blocks where “Discharge” is followed by a much darker and different font reading “Honorable”

    Also block 3O “Character of Service” has “CONDITIONS” and “HONORABLE” in a different font than “Medically,” with “Medically” not even being on the same plane or line as “HONORABLE.”

    Also “HONORABLE” is in all caps, unlike “Medically,” and the outlining block line under “Medically” is missing, as if someone used WiteOut on it.

    Finally, the font used on most of the form has letters that are “clean.” By that I mean that the loop in the “e,” “a” and “o’s” are crisp and open. The typing with the medals, “Honorable” and “Medically” have the loops filled in with schmutz. Clearly these were not added typed at the same time and were added at a later date than the surrounding document.

    While there may not be enough evidence to convict him of Stolen Valor (as the OP correctly points out,) altering an official, government document is a crime irrespective of Stolen Valor.

    • MarineDad61 says:

      gitarcarver,
      Yes.
      More, Reenlistment code RE-4
      [RE-4: Individuals separated from last period of service with a nonwaiverable disqualification (refer to AR 601-280).
      Ineligible for enlistment except as provided for in paragraphs 2-7c and 2-7d.
      (See waiverable moral and administrative disqualification.)
      Disqualification is nonwaivable.]

      This is the VFW (National) flaw revealed.
      Delegating VFW membership approval to the local Post level,
      where all posts SHOULD catch a FAKE DD-214,
      but many don’t… or won’t.
      Ugh.
      https://militarybenefits.info/reenlistment-re-codes/

      • ChipNASA says:

        Unfortunately, in many cases about Legions and VFWs, (as was explained to me directly and I politely declined) it’s all about Dues Baby!!!
        As in (sorry not, AS TO!), “We don’t care about your “real” status, just say you’re eligible and pay us your dues and we’ll maybe glance or look the other way and BOOM!! you’re IN!!!
        Yeah, no. GTFOOHWTS.

        • Dustoff says:

          Exactly. Furthermore, I can drink in the privacy and comfort of my home…as I set here looking at Dad’s shadowbox from WW2 and his awards and decorations which includes the Atlantic War Zone campaign medal for his service as a Merchant Mariner in the Battle of the Atlantic But the VFW says , nope (couldn’t join if he was still alive) not a “real” vet. But jackass’s like Skippy can join.

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      Is “schmutz” the same as “smegma?”

      • ChipNASA says:

        Yep, just like Ole “Skippy” here is the same as “Dick Cheese”, or “Toe Jam”, or “Yeast Infection”.
        😀 😀 😀

      • rgr769 says:

        Smegma is much worse than schmutz, which is German for dirt. If you want to see some real smegma up close and personal, you can come over and clean my horse’s sheath (for you non-horseperson’s that is where that horse penis retracts).

  23. CRS says:

    ?? No comment about the Meritorious Service Medal on his right breast below name tag? He should have it on the rack between the Purple Heart and the POW Medal.

    Also noticed no Campaign Star(s) on the Vietnamese(sic) Service Medal. Service 66-68 there were many campaigns in that period.

  24. SgtM says:

    This ass clown was 3531 Motor T driver. If he wasn’t smart enough to learn how to fuck around and get through 4 years, especially in Hawaii. He deserved the brig.

    • rgr769 says:

      Betcha, as one other commenter observed, he likely received orders for the Viet of the Nam, and went AWOL to avoid being shipped to Vietnam. Moreover, if this asswipe wanted to serve in Vietnam, I am sure the Corps would have been happy to accommodate him, since he was already halfway there, in Hawaii.

  25. Sapper3307 says:

    If aOc had a tickle uncle?

  26. Keepin' It Real says:

    Just guessing on this but I suspect he got the “Captain” moniker while in the brig.

    When he and another prisoner were riding each other the guards and other cellmates heard them screaming “Who’s the Captain of your ship? Say my name. Say it!”

    • Hack Stone says:

      Permission to come aboard?

      Permission granted.

      While he was dating his cellmates in the brig, was their safe word “Beans and motherfuckers”?

  27. I’ll Just skip to the facts Skip, and Curses to you for putting a stain on the NDSM which I was awarded.

  28. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Howard “Skip” Archer served BRIEFLY in the USMC.
    Howard “Skip” Archer is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER a POW in Vietnam.
    Howard “Skip” Archer has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter.
    Howard “Skip” Archer was a Motor Vehicle Operator during his brief time in the USMC.
    Howard “Skip” Archer’s Birth Certificate is a letter of apology from a condom manufacturer.
    Howard “Skip” Archer NEVER held the rank of Captain in the USMC.
    Howard “Skip” Archer is a chunk fresh dog crap on the sidewalk of life.
    Howard “Skip” Archer left the USMC as a PRIVATE, the pay grade of E1 according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer was likely conceived in a back alley.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer is rumored to be a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the Rear).
    Howard “Skip” Archer had a period of AWOL while in the USMC.
    Howard “Skip” Archer should have been a mattress stain in a rent-by-the-hour Motel.
    Howard “Skip” Archer did LESS THAN 2 years in the USMC according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he couldn’t even fight his way through a wet blob of toilet paper.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Good Conduct Medal.
    Howard “Skip” Archer received an RE4, a code making one ineligible for reenlistment.
    Howard “Skip” Archer looks like the “creepy guy” in a run-down windowless van.
    Howard “Skip” Archer should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children.
    Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he’s less useful than tits on a pigeon.
    Howard “Skip” Archer can now wallow in his newfound Internet fame as Howard “Skip” Archer realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
    Commo check
    How Copy,
    ((((OVER))))

    • The Stranger says:

      Read you 5 x 5, but can’t speak for everyone else so I ask that you “Say Agan!”

      *As I was taught early on when using a radio, never, ever say “REPEAT”. That leads to all kinds of problems, as our very own Bunny of the Gun can attest*

    • ChipNASA says:

      OK API OVER!!!
      COPY “is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut.”
      OVER.
      YOU JUST TACKED ON ANOTHER ENTRY TO THE AoI
      OVER.
      Control + F ” has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter” Not Found,
      THAT’S TWO,
      OVER!!
      Gotta run…BE back in a bit

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        The last time I checked there were AT LEAST 50 parts of your AoI that were contributed by Yours Truly!

    • tshe says:

      Don’t forget about the Navy Cross – on his DD-214. Higher than a Silver Star and just below the CMoH.

      • rgr769 says:

        Yes, the Navy Cross. I am sure many of those have been awarded to E-1 privates. Especially to those that never left the US of A, and who got the boot after a stint in brig for AWOL.

  29. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    I SAY AGAIN:

    Howard “Skip” Archer served BRIEFLY in the USMC.
    Howard “Skip” Archer is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER a POW in Vietnam.
    Howard “Skip” Archer has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter.
    Howard “Skip” Archer was a Motor Vehicle Operator during his brief time in the USMC.
    Howard “Skip” Archer’s Birth Certificate is a letter of apology from a condom manufacturer.
    Howard “Skip” Archer NEVER held the rank of Captain in the USMC.
    Howard “Skip” Archer is a chunk fresh dog crap on the sidewalk of life.
    Howard “Skip” Archer left the USMC as a PRIVATE, the pay grade of E1 according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer was likely conceived in a back alley.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer is rumored to be a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the Rear).
    Howard “Skip” Archer had a period of AWOL while in the USMC.
    Howard “Skip” Archer should have been a mattress stain in a rent-by-the-hour Motel.
    Howard “Skip” Archer did LESS THAN 2 years in the USMC according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he couldn’t even fight his way through a wet blob of toilet paper.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Good Conduct Medal.
    Howard “Skip” Archer received an RE4, a code making one ineligible for reenlistment.
    Howard “Skip” Archer looks like the “creepy guy” in a run-down windowless van.
    Howard “Skip” Archer should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children.
    Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he’s less useful than tits on a pigeon.
    Howard “Skip” Archer can now wallow in his newfound Internet fame as Howard “Skip” Archer realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
    Commo check
    How Copy,
    ((((OVER))))

  30. 5JC says:

    In Iraq that call that particular style beard “pussy mouth” because well, it looks like some well used beef steak. But why is he so red in the face? It can’t be because he is embarrassed about pretending to be Naval Aviator.

    • Berliner says:

      He’s red in the face because the last homeless guy he “entertained” behind the dumpster took a long time. He’s now savoring the deposit before swallowing and taking on the next one in line.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Can’t view all of it because I don’t book face but it does show that
      he has 268 friends. Be nice if they would comment here.

      • MarineDad61 says:

        26L,
        Some new reply comments to old comments for Skip Archer
        (“Thank you, sir”)
        include “I regret to inform you…..”.
        So, the bomb of truth gets dropped,
        for some of his FakeBook friends to see,
        since Skip Archer hasn’t posted on FakeBook in the last 30 days.

        He may soon again be looking at his Book of the Fake.
        Real soon.

  31. Sandman says:

    Yet another highly decorated combat Marine,,,with no CAR. Why do they always leave the CAR off of their uniform photos??

    • tshe says:

      I often wonder if they know what they are doing when they go to the PX and buy ribbons and medals.

      Maybe it’s like eye candy and they pick out the coolest looking color combinations.

      Skip, to his credit, has the order of precedence correct so that points to him knowingly wanting to deceive.

  32. SFC D says:

    D’s Cantina copies 5x:

    Howard “Skip” Archer served BRIEFLY in the USMC.
    Howard “Skip” Archer is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER a POW in Vietnam.
    Howard “Skip” Archer has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter.
    Howard “Skip” Archer was a Motor Vehicle Operator during his brief time in the USMC.
    Howard “Skip” Archer’s Birth Certificate is a letter of apology from a condom manufacturer.
    Howard “Skip” Archer NEVER held the rank of Captain in the USMC.
    Howard “Skip” Archer is a chunk fresh dog crap on the sidewalk of life.
    Howard “Skip” Archer left the USMC as a PRIVATE, the pay grade of E1 according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Silver Star according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer was likely conceived in a back alley.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer is rumored to be a reject Apprentice Towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the Rear).
    Howard “Skip” Archer had a period of AWOL while in the USMC.
    Howard “Skip” Archer should have been a mattress stain in a rent-by-the-hour Motel.
    Howard “Skip” Archer did LESS THAN 2 years in the USMC according to records found.
    Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he couldn’t even fight his way through a wet blob of toilet paper.
    Howard “Skip” Archer WAS NEVER awarded the Good Conduct Medal.
    Howard “Skip” Archer received an RE4, a code making one ineligible for reenlistment.
    Howard “Skip” Archer looks like the “creepy guy” in a run-down windowless van.
    Howard “Skip” Archer should NEVER be left alone around Women or Children.
    Howard “Skip” Archer looks like he’s less useful than tits on a pigeon.
    Howard “Skip” Archer can now wallow in his newfound Internet fame as Howard “Skip” Archer realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
    Commo check
    How Copy,
    ((((OVER))))

  33. HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

    HOWARD ROY “SKIP” ARCHER

    – Current address found as HYDETOWN, PA

    – Additional photos:

    https://postimg.cc/gallery/1XC9cf2

    – Additional Social Media:

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/skipzero86

    MySpace: https://myspace.com/skipzero86

    Hi5: http://www.hi5.com/friend/p178164988–profile–html

    – Criminal/ Traffic:

    STATEMENT UNDER PENALTY
    Location PA
    Court Date 07/18/2019
    Date of Offense 06/27/2018
    Court Case Number CP-20-CR-0000424-2019
    Court Case Description CRAWFORD
    Court Disposition GUILTY PLEA
    Court Offense STATEMENT UNDER PENALTY
    Court Fines –

    DUTY OF DRIVER IN EMERGENCY RESPONSE AREAS – PASS IN LANE NOT ADJACENT TO
    Location PA
    Court Date 04/12/2013
    Date of Offense 04/05/2013
    Court Case Number MJ-37301-TR-0000354-2013
    Court Case Description MAGISTERIAL DISTRICT COURT
    Court Disposition GUILTY PLEA
    Court Offense DUTY OF DRIVER IN EMERGENCY RESPONSE AREAS – PASS IN LANE NOT ADJACENT TO A
    Court Statute 75.3327.A1
    Court Fines –

    OPERATE VEHICLE ON HIGHWAY WITHOUT A VALID LICENSE – 1ST OFFENSE
    Location MO
    Date of Offense 02/26/2012
    Court Case Number 1231-CR02933
    Court Case Description 31ST JUDICIAL CIRCUIT
    Court Disposition DISPOSITION NOT PROVIDED BY SOURCE
    Court Offense OPERATE VEHICLE ON HIGHWAY WITHOUT A VALID LICENSE – 1ST OFFENSE
    Court Fines –

    DWI – ALCOHOL
    Location MO
    Date of Offense 02/26/2012
    Court Case Number 1231-CR02933
    Court Case Description 31ST JUDICIAL CIRCUIT
    Court Disposition DISPOSITION NOT PROVIDED BY SOURCE
    Court Offense DWI – ALCOHOL
    Court Fines –

    FAIL TO SIGNAL/GAVE IMPROPER SIGNAL WHEN STOPPING/TURNING LEFT OR RIGHT
    Location MO
    Date of Offense 02/26/2012
    Court Case Number 1231-CR02933
    Court Case Description 31ST JUDICIAL CIRCUIT
    Court Disposition DISPOSITION NOT PROVIDED BY SOURCE
    Court Offense FAIL TO SIGNAL/GAVE IMPROPER SIGNAL WHEN STOPPING/TURNING LEFT OR RIGHT
    Court Fines –

    THEFT
    Location ASHTABULA COUNTY, OH
    Court Date 11/12/1999
    Date of Offense 08/01/1999
    Court Case Number 1999 CR B 00547 W
    Court Disposition UNAVAILABILITY OF ACCUSED Status:CLOSED
    Court Offense THEFT
    Court Statute 2913.02M_WE
    Court Fines –

    AGGRAVATED VEHICULAR ASSAULT
    Location ASHTABULA COUNTY, OH
    Court Date 07/24/1996
    Court Case Number 1995 CR 00265
    Court Disposition GUILTY OR NO CONTEST PLEA TO REDUCED Status:CLOSED
    Court Offense AGGRAVATED VEHICULAR ASSAULT
    Court Statute 2903.08_CP
    Court Fines –

    – Breakdown of military service:
    1966 May-Jul Basic Training, MCRD Parris Island SC
    1966 Jul-Aug Individual Combat Training, 1st ITR Camp Lejeune NC
    1966 Aug-Sep Motor Transport School, MCSS Camp Lejeune NC
    1966 Sep-Dec Motor T Driver, 13th Motor Transport BN, Camp Pendleton CA
    1967 Jan Guard Duty, Wahiawa/Kunia Detachment, Marine Barracks, Pearl Harbor HI
    1967 Feb-Jul Motor T Driver, Marine Barracks, Pearl Harbor HI
    1967 Jul-Aug Basic Infantry Training School, 2nd ITR, Camp Pendleton CA
    **1967 Sep 06-08 UNAUTHORIZED ABSENCE, Staging Battalion, Camp Pendleton CA **
    ** 1967 Sep 14-28 CONFINEMENT BASE BRIG, MCB Camp Pendleton CA **
    1967 Sep 28 Returned to Staging Battalion, Camp Pendleton CA
    1968 Jan 29 DISCHARGED FROM USMC, Staging Battalion, Camp Pendleton CA

    Historical note on Staging BN, Camp Pendleton CA:

    Staging Battalion was the next step in training before service in Viet Nam. It served to teach advanced combat and theater specific skills.

    https://www.criticalpast.com/video/65675066239_Camp-Pendleton_Staging-Battalion_Marines-fire-grenade-launchers_explosion-occur

    https://archive.org/details/camppendletononw00stew

    https://www.defencetalk.com/camp-pendleton-staging-battalion-vietnam-war-33689/

    • MarineDad61 says:

      HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10,
      Compliments on the collection here.

      So he’s been a turd not only in Hawaii,
      but also Ohio, Missouri, and now Pennsylvania.
      Turding in rural western New York wouldn’t surprise me, at all.

      It appears that Skip Archer Sr. has locked down his MySpace.
      Likely long ago, on a previous rodeo.

      Hi5, my ass.

      And yes, I now see posts about Skippy on 2 national VFW groups,
      on the renowned Book of the Fake.

      I see this…
      (paste)
      Good News & Bad News about the latest Stolen Valor PHONY Vietnam Veteran / POW / Captain / Silver Stars / Purple Heart.
      Good News – The same VFW Post that poorly reviewed a blatant
      FAKE DD-214 and approved his membership later REMOVED him.
      Bad News – Howard Archer Sr. continued wearing the PHONY Captain VFW cap, now the featured photo on Stolen Valor websites.
      (end paste, post has link to this page)

      And this…
      (paste)
      Verifying VFW membership eligibility is 1 of the most important functions of a VFW Post. Verifying AUTHENTICITY of Form DD-214 and/or other presented documents, and then VFW ELIGIBILITY.
      From personal experience, dropping these on a monthly post meeting for 3 signatures, 5 minutes before the meeting begins, doesn’t cut it.
      (end paste — post includes 2 photos,
      the VFW membership application form,
      and a part of Skippy’s FAKE DD-214 (marked up in red boxes))

      Skipping Skippy Skip Archer Jr. can continue to run,
      but he can no longer hide.

    • MarineDad61 says:

      Hydetown?
      How ironic.
      No place to hide… in Hydetown.

      Skip Archer Sr. would have better luck
      trying to hide in Bird-In-Hand, PA.

  34. MarineDad61 says:

    Dang.
    The revenge of the Book of the Fake.

    Now I keep getting
    “Friends Suggestions” & “People You May Know”,
    forcing me over & over again
    to look at the ugly mug of VFW capped Skip Archer Sr.