Superbowl – Let’s Kick it Off
Various news outlets are reporting that Sam Hubbard, a defensive end for the Cincinnati Bengals, wants to win the 2022 Super Bowl in honor of Harambe – the gorilla that was killed at the Cincinnati Zoo in 2016.
Recall that a little boy fell into the enclosure and was grasped by Harambe. It was unclear if the gorilla was just curious, protecting the little boy or planned to do him harm – so by policy the zoo had to put Harambe down. That’s a nice way of saying he was gunned down. It was heartbreaking because questions surfaced about the compliance of the enclosure and could it have been avoided.
Harambe with boy
Hubbard went a step further and said the Bengals will be playing for Harambe.
Sam Hubbard says Bengals playing for Harambe in Super Bowl 56
The Bengals are playing for their first Super Bowl victory in their third try overall, but they’re also playing for the memory of a fallen animal kingdom comrade, according to Sam Hubbard.
The Bengals defensive end made it clear on the “Pardon My Take” podcast that, should the Bengals win their first Super Bowl, they’ll have done it for famed, deceased (murdered?) gorilla Harambe, who made his home at the Cincinnati Zoo.
This is always interesting when someone invokes a higher calling in the name of a sports victory. Maybe the Rams want to deliver a victory for a little boy dying of cancer? What happens if the Rams or the Bengals lose?
Will this spark more memes about Harambe? We’ve all seen them. The situation got so bad that the Cincinnati Zoo put out a message for people to please stop posting memes about Harambe.
Like this…
Or this…
Category: "Teh Stoopid"
First!!!
Yes. Let us ‘kick it off’…
LMAO!
Harambe didn’t kill himself!
Oh. Is football still a thing?
Maybe they can get that loser, Snoop Dogg, to dedicate a few obscenities to the the late Harambe during his half-time clusterfuck.
https://nypost.com/2022/01/29/snoop-dogg-at-super-bowl-halftime-show-becoming-even-worse-look/
That is when he isn’t using foul language and racial epithets while calling for others to kill LEOs.
Hahahaha! Or; A Bunch of Grandparents and Kendrick Lamar.
How sad. Never was a fan of the National Felons’ League and seeing them die slowly and painfully is amusing.
Maybe he could write and perform a rap song about Harambe with some lyrics about killin’ zookeepers and police. It could be called “Harambe’s Revenge, cuz he was wonna muh ni***as.”
I wonder if Sam Hubbard will take a knee for Harambee.
What is this NFL you speak of?
National Felons League.
20 listings per page and 50+ pages, over 1,000 individuals
https://databases.usatoday.com/nfl-arrests/
Two words and that will be my 2 cents.
Washington.
Commanders.
A.K.A., Washington Commies.
Washington “Passed Over for O-6s”
Bahahahahahaaa!!! I’ve known several of those!
O-5s with no upward mobility were the best. They either didn’t give a shit and stayed out of the way, or they were salty and grumpy just like us NCOs. 🙂
OK Fuckers, I laughed WAY too hard at both of you (Ed and Mason)
Screw senior staff anyway…not NCOs but most of them you can’t trust neither…cept me of course…
😀
As if I needed another reason not to watch.
yep.
Seconded that my expectations have been ZERO the last few years (many) BUT, and I’m admitting I’m not a Maths Major here but….can there be Negative Zero?
Too funny!
How about √-1, NASA boy?
“Missed Mars by THAT much.”
HEY, I never claimed to be a rocket sturgeon, no play one on Tee Vee. I just have to work with them and try to keep them appeased….quiet govies are happy govies.
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Take a knee for Harambe.
Harambe died for this.
GUbOzAEvRAw
John Ward is the Worldliest of Champions.
Of all the things in the world going on, they chose a male gorilla. Well, at least it wasn’t “Whoopi” over her suspension.
Edited for content. Bad comparison, Sparks.
AW1
Well with Sparks getting the paddle, I’m going to pile on with this…when we lived in a kinder more gentile world…or is it gentle, OR is it genteel?
I find that I long for the olden days, when everyone wasn’t so BUTTHURT.
No good deed goes unpunished.
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The True Super Bowl of American Football was played last month by two (2) South Eastern Conference College Teams. 😀 😎 And we ALL know who won that one! rtr/hbtd/gabn
I won’t be watching the Neeling Felons League.
You keep up this gloatin’ KoB–my Hawgs are gonna be comin’ for the top spot in the SEC in just a coupla more years…
But first they’ll hafta beat THE TIDE which only two Teams could do in the past two years!
Bring them Hawgs on Ol’ Poe! The grill, smoker, and cast iron skillet beez red-eye. Dawgs lubs them some porked beast…chops, ribs, hams, yankyass (Bawston Butts), jowls, feets, sowbelly, and naturally…BACON (which as we all know, God created on the eighth day). Let the Big Dawg EAT!!! We’ll make them Hawgs squeal like a little school girl.
Last time and only time I played touch foot ball was when I was in HS and we were in the park and someone threw me the foot ball and I started to run and no one was chasing me because I ran the wron way. Got a lot of head nugies from the guys