Stupid people of the week

| January 22, 2022

NYC woman who spat at Jewish kids and said ‘Hitler should have killed you all’ is arrested

The woman caught on camera spitting on an 8-year-old boy outside a Brooklyn synagogue after telling the child and his friends that “Hitler should have killed you all,” has been busted.

Members of the NYPD’s Hate Crimes Task Force arrested Christina Darling, 21, early Friday and charged her with aggravated harassment as a hate crime and menacing as a hate crime.

Darling, who is enrolled in St. Francis College, was recorded on surveillance video storming up to the boy and two other children on Avenue P near Coleman St. in Marine Park just after 12:30 p.m. on Jan. 14, authorities said.

She stood in front of the youngsters and shouted, “Hitler should have killed you all. I’ll kill you and know where you live,” cops said. After that, she spat and stalked off, police said.

The children were standing in front of the Kehal Tiferet Avrohom Ziditshov Orthodox synagogue, cops said.

Members of the NYPD Brooklyn South Warrants Squad helped arrest Darling. Her arraignment in Brooklyn criminal court was pending Friday.

Darling lives in Marine Park about four blocks from the synagogue. A woman who answered the door at Darling’s home refused to comment.

One of Darling’s Jewish neighbors hopes she gets help.

”We’re not interested in punishing anybody. We’re interested in being on good terms with our neighbors and seeing how we can make things right,” Shulim Goldring, 34, said. ”We should be a part of one community instead of living parallel lives.”

After Darling’s arrest, a Jewish student at St. Francis College in Brooklyn Heights put together a petition on, encouraging school president Miguel Martinez-Saenz to expel Darling from the school.

“St. Francis College has a strong policy against all forms of bullying, racism, antisemitism, and acts of violence rooted in hatred and bigotry,” wrote the student, who is identified on the petition by the initials G.M. “I urge President Miguel Martinez-Saenz to stand by his promises and denounce this horrifying act of racism, bigotry, and harassment against the Jewish people.”

Just over 2,400 people have signed the petition as of Friday afternoon.

Martinez-Saenz responded to the petition on Facebook, promising that the college is “investigating the incident in accordance with SFC’s Code of Conduct and will take the appropriate actions aligned with our internal processes and procedures.”

“We are committed to ensuring SFC is an inclusive campus where all are safe and welcome and are committed to the same in our community in Brooklyn and beyond,” he wrote. “Allegations such as these strike at the heart of the Franciscan values we hold dear and will be handled accordingly.”

Source; NY Daily News

Pa. school district apologizes after teacher caught taping mask to student’s face

Yes, this again. These teachers are cray-cray.

A Pennsylvania middle school teacher was seen in a now-viral classroom photograph taping a mask to a student’s face — drawing outrage from the community and forcing the district to issue an apology.

The incident took place at Pennfield Middle School in Hatfield and a picture that captured it was shared Monday on Facebook by a group called “North Penn Stronger Together.”

“Pro-mask or anti-mask, I hope we can all agree that taping masks to children’s faces crosses the LINE. This was not a joke for the child or the parents,” the post said.

The group urged the North Penn School District to take action and encouraged community members to voice their opinion at a Thursday night school board meeting.

Those commenting on the post were furious — calling for the teacher to be fired.

In a Wednesday statement obtained by the Philadelphia Inquirer, the school apologized and said the ordeal was “being addressed with” the teacher.

“After an immediate investigation, it was determined that while the incident was isolated and no malice was intended, the actions of the teacher were entirely inappropriate and unacceptable, no matter the context,” the statement said.

It wasn’t immediately clear if the teacher would face disciplinary action.

The student’s mother broke her silence in a Thursday statement to North Penn Now — saying the situation has turned into her “worst nightmare.”

The mother, who remained anonymous, said in the statement that she never wanted the photo to gain national attention and had only agreed to share it with a local private group to garner support ahead of the board meeting.

“Certain individuals felt compelled to take matters into their own hands, including contacting local authorities and disseminating this image of my son to various media outlets,” the mother fumed.

“While I appreciate parents and groups alike coming to our defense, as stated above, what this has evolved into is exactly what I wanted to avoid.”

Source; NY Post

‘Sex coach’ who bills herself as a ‘vaginal weightlifter’ is charged with allegedly attacking an elderly woman who knocked on her door to collect the census

There’s a lot to unpack here.

A sex and relationship coach who moonlights as a ‘vaginal weightlifter’ has been charged with bashing an elderly census collector.

Canadian-born Kimberley Hawrelak, 50, allegedly attacked the 60-year-old at her multi-million dollar home in Point Lookout, northern NSW, in August last year.

The woman knocked on her door on Cumming Parade while working for the Australian Bureau of Statistics before the altercation allegedly began.

Hawrelak, who has almost 200,000 combined followers on Facebook and Instagram, describes herself as a ‘vaginal weightlifter (and) surfer’ and hosts a podcast called ‘Orgasmic Enlightenment’.

The 50-year-old moved to Australia from Los Angeles, and works under the name Kim Anami on social media.

‘My vagina can lift coconuts. Can yours,’ she claims on her website.

‘I’ve propelled millions into higher stratospheres of connection, sensuality, energy + aliveness. I connect with people all over the world via my online sex + relationship school and my intimacy retreats in Bali and Mexico.

‘My main message: Everyone out to be having more sex. And better sex. When you are, you’ll revitalise not only your intimate relationship but everything else in your life from your career to your bank balance.’

She has posted images of her travelling the world with the hashtag #thingsiliftwithmyvagina, including weights and trophies.

Police will allege the 50-year-old was upset when the ABS worker knocked on her door, leading to her attacking the woman.

‘It will be alleged that around 2.15pm on August 21, a 60-year-old Point Lookout woman was assaulted at an address on Cumming Parade,’ police said in a statement.

‘She was not physically injured as a result of the assault.’

The ‘vaginal weightlifter’ appeared in Cleveland Magistrates Court in December and is due to reappear in February.

She is yet to offer a plea on the charges.

I can understand the desire. I once had a few choice words for someone from the Census Bureau. I nearly made the guy cry.

Source; Daily Mail

Las Vegas man accused of impersonating federal officer, going out on calls, to impress girlfriend

Most people who pretend to be a cop don’t actually go out and do police work.

A Las Vegas man is accused of impersonating a federal marshal and investigating at least four incidents, all to impress his girlfriend, prosecutors allege in federal documents filed Thursday.

Kevin Leavold faces one charge of false impersonation of a federal officer or employee. The U.S. Marshals Service work to secure federal buildings, arrest fugitives and perform other federal-level law enforcement tasks.

Investigators said they were introduced to Leavold last September when the U.S. Marshals Service received information that he may have been pretending to be a deputy marshal, court documents said.

An investigator with the U.S. Marshals Service learned Leavold had several clothing items depicting the service’s logo. The investigator also found Leavold had installed red-and-blue lights and a radio in his car.

On June 14, Leavold responded to an alarm at a business near Charleston Boulevard and Rancho Drive. In surveillance video obtained by investigators, Leavold is seen wearing a ballistic vest, a pistol and handcuffs while speaking with a person at the business.

The video also showed Leavold speaking with the person at the business and walking through it, announcing “U.S. Marshals,” documents said.

The person at the business later spoke with investigators, saying she believed Leavold to be a legitimate law enforcement officer.

Last month, investigators interviewed Leavold, who said he had purchased U.S. Marshal clothing online and used it on “possibly four occasions,” documents said.

Leavold also told investigators he was involved in a similar incident where he searched a person for drugs, investigators said.

In September, a Las Vegas Metro police officer confronted Leavold while he was wearing the phony gear, warning him he could face charges, investigators noted.

“He said that his motivation for dressing as a deputy U.S. marshal on those occasions was to impress [his girlfriend,” investigators wrote.

Records show Leavold was issued a summons to appear in court on the felony charge. A court date nor attorney for Leavold were noted in court records.

Source; 8 News Now

Ex-reality star who made $200,000 selling her farts in jars reveals she was rushed to the ER with HEART ATTACK symptoms – only to learn severe chest pains were caused by excess gas

A former reality star who made $200,000 from farting in jars and selling her wind to fans has announced her retirement, after she was rushed to hospital for squeezing out one too many.

Steph Matto, 31, from Connecticut, recently found herself in the emergency room after experiencing shooting pains in her chest.

She thought she was having a heart attack or a stroke, and was convinced she was going to die any moment.

Concerned doctors performed blood tests and an EKG but later told the 90 Day Fiancé star that the symptoms were actually caused by excess gas from her frequent diet of beans, eggs, and banana protein shakes.

‘I thought I was having a stroke and that these were my final moments,’ Steph told Jam Press. ‘I was overdoing it.’

She began selling her farts back in November, after receiving requests on the adult-content site Unfiltrd.

She charged $1,000 for the unique product, though Steph offered a 50 per cent discount during the festive period, and made $200,000 in total from the business venture.

To keep up with demand – which saw her squeeze out up to 50 jars worth of farts a week – the self-proclaimed ‘fartrepreneur’ opted for a fibre-high diet, living off beans and eggs.

She later added protein shakes to the mix after discovering it made the farts smell worse.

Reliving the lead-up to the hospital visit, Steph said: ‘I remember within one day I had about three protein shakes and a huge bowl of black bean soup.

‘I could tell that something was not right that evening when I was lying in bed and I could feel a pressure in my stomach moving upward.

‘It was quite hard to breathe and every time I tried to breathe in I’d feel a pinching sensation around my heart. And that, of course, made my anxiety escalate.

‘I actually called my friend and asked if they could come over to drive me to the hospital because I thought I was experiencing a heart attack.

‘I ended up going to the hospital that evening. I didn’t tell my doctors about the farting in the jar but I did tell them about my diet.

‘It was made clear that what I was experiencing wasn’t a stroke or heart attack but very intense gas pains.

‘I was advised to change my diet and to take a gas suppressant medication, which has effectively ended my business.’

During her two-month venture, the TV star said she was shocked by the high demand for her farts.

She explained: ‘I decided to do it on a whim after people requested it a few times. As luck would have it, once I put the jars up for sale they began to sell like hotcakes.

‘I honestly could not believe the demand. I think a lot of people have this fetish in secret.

‘I began this venture by eating mostly protein muffins, shakes, and also hard-boiled eggs.

‘Since then I’ve decided to branch out a little bit and try some new recipes to keep it exciting.

‘I have been loving black bean salad, onion, ham and pepper omelettes, and I have been making a really great protein smoothie with lots of banana.

‘I think that certain foods produce better smelling farts, so I usually tend to go with the smoothies as opposed to things such as cabbage and eggs.’

Despite the financial success, the reception to her unique business venture has been divided.

Steph said: ‘I have a lot of people praising me, calling me a girl boss, telling me that I inspire them to be unashamed of who they are and what they do.

‘But on the other end I have been getting a ton of negativity. I have even received death threats, people telling me I should end my life, and so on.

‘I try my best to not react to these people and give them what they want, which is attention.

‘In this day and age, we need to stop tearing people down for their choices. Especially if their choices are literally hurting no one.

‘I think there is a lot of jealousy and a lot of anti-feminism. Everyone is a feminist until a woman starts farting in jars and selling it.

‘But I think my family is relieved [about my retirement], and honestly so is my colon. The diet was never sustainable and there was always an expiration date.’

Steph began documenting her unusual talent on TikTok last year, with her first viral video viewed over seven million times.

Her antics have divided viewers, with some criticizing the reality star, while others praised her entrepreneurial thinking during the COVID-19 pandemic.

One viewer commented: ‘My faith in humanity has gone.’

‘Be ashamed girl,’ another user said.

Someone else added: ‘Mother of God. I’m done with this world.’

‘All of us with IBS can be rich,’ joked another person.

Defending Steph, one fan said: ‘I don’t understand how someone making money a certain way is such a big deal for people.

‘Just leave her alone and let her make her money. My god!’

‘I don’t understand why people are mad over this. I’m respectfully jealous if anything. Get that coin girl!’ another person agreed.

Steph plans to donate a portion of her income to charity and invest money too.

She added: ‘Even though I got backlash I think it has opened a new door for me. I’m working on digital fart jar artwork at the moment.

‘I think everything happens for a reason and although my fart-selling days are ending, I am going to save the money I’ve made and will put some into crypto.

‘I’m also going to be donating to a charity that supports gastric disorders.’

Source; Daily Mail

Ontario clinic accidentally gives people six doses of COVID-19 vaccine in one shot

I wonder if they can taste colors or have psychic powers now?

A 75-year-old man is among multiple people in Ontario who say they were accidentally given the equivalent of six doses of the COVID-19 vaccine while getting their booster shot.

CTV News Toronto has spoken with multiple people who received their booster shot at the Schomberg Medical Clinic near Newmarket on Jan. 8 and were affected by the vaccine mix-up.

A 28-year-old woman and her husband, who asked not be identified, are among those who were notified about the dosage error a few hours after they got their shot.

She said they were told by the receptionist that the doctor didn’t dilute the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine, meaning they had received six times the proper dose.

According to health officials, each Pfizer COVID-19 vial contains 0.25 mL of product, which saline is added to and is enough vaccine for six doses.

In this case, the vaccine was not diluted and people were given the full vial.

“We were kind of freaked out,” she told CTV News Toronto. “Then we started feeling really crappy that night. The whole next couple of days we had a really bad fever, chills, and body aches. We were knocked out for a couple of days.”

She said she contacted her family doctor, who told her she had never heard of this issue occurring before. They were told by their doctor to monitor for any unusual symptoms over the next several months.

The clinic sent her an incident report, which CTV News Toronto has viewed. It doesn’t include much detail, except to say she received an “undiluted dose.”

“The doctor should have never messed that up,” she said, adding that she has concerns about potential long-term effects.

She said she was told by reception at the clinic that more than 20 people received an undiluted dose that day.

CTV News Toronto attempted to contact the doctor who administered the shots but did not receive a response. The clinic’s voicemail says Jan. 8 was the first day they administered COVID-19 vaccines.

The daughter of the 75-year-old man who also received the undiluted dose said her dad was left “very lethargic and confused.”

“He had no appetite. He wasn’t eating for about two days,” the woman, who also preferred not be identified, said.

She said her dad was taken to his family doctor to be checked.

“My dad luckily was okay. He had his blood checked, his heart rate checked. We did everything that public health told us to do, including contacting poison control.”

She said they also filed a complaint with the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario.

“You know, you make a mistake, you make a mistake, but to do it multiple times? This is people’s health involved.”

CTV News Toronto also spoke with a mother whose teenage son was given an undiluted dose.

York Region Public Health said in a statement they have been notified of the error at Schomberg Medical Centre.

“We know this type of incident can cause anxiety for many people,” Patrick Casey, Director of Corporate Communications, said. “Rest assured COVID-19 vaccines are safe and administration errors are extremely rare.”

Casey did not specify how many people received an incorrect dose.

Source; CTV

Man’s Penis Fills With Foam After DIY Erectile Dysfunction Treatment Goes Wrong

If you’re squeamish you might want to stop at the headline.

A man and his partner’s attempt at a treatment for erectile dysfunction went disastrously wrong, according to his doctors. In a recent case report, they detail how his partner accidentally shot insulation foam into the man’s penis and bladder while a straw connected to the spray had been inserted into his urethra. Afterward, he began to urinate blood. Though doctors were able to remove the hardened foam eventually, the man will require further procedures to repair his urethra.

The unfortunate tale was published in the November issue of Urology Case Reports, though it only seems to have garnered media attention this week. According to the report, the 45-year-old man had been inserting various objects into his urethra for some time as an aid for erectile dysfunction. During one such occasion, he and his partner had decided to use a straw attached to a can of weatherproofing spray, when the partner “inadvertently pressed the button deploying the foam.” The foam then shot through his entire urethra, even filling up his bladder. The man waited three weeks before seeking medical attention at an emergency room, during which time he increasingly had difficulty urinating and urinating blood when he did.

Inserting objects into the penis can lead to something called urethral stricture disease, or scarring that narrows the already tight passageway of the urethra. In this man’s case, his narrowed urethra apparently anchored the spray foam in place along his penis. And while doctors were able to remove the foam from his bladder with relative ease, his condition meant that they couldn’t fish out the rest from his penis with minimal endoscopic surgery. Instead, they had to cut him open through his perineum (the skin between the penis and anus, also known as the taint).

The surgery appeared to go off without a hitch, with no major complications in the three weeks afterward. But the man did continue to need a suprapubic catheter, a tube inserted into the bladder outside of the urethra so that he can urinate as needed. According to the report, the man is still having his catheter maintained in “anticipation of a urethral repair.”

Sexual gratification is a major reason why people insert things into the urethra, but it can also be a result of mental illness, and people who perform these acts can be at risk of repeating them, the doctors noted. Though the man doesn’t appear to have had any episodes since, it’s likely that he would need to go through a psychological evaluation before any attempt at reconstructive surgery would be made, according to the report.

The doctors recommend that patients in similar cases be treated with antibiotics following a successful removal and monitored for urinary tract infections, urethral stricture, and other complications.

Pictures of what the surgeons removed are at the source. It’s shocking how much Great Stuff this guy shot into his dick.

Source; Gizmodo

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Humanity is doomed.


As Lying about military service and awards and burning the American Flag is protected free speech (as distasteful as it is)

She stood in front of the youngsters and shouted, “Hitler should have killed you all.

is protected free speech IMO


“I’ll kill you and know where you live,”

ain’t and should earn some time in the graybar hotel

followed by community service of say cleaning up and tending the local Jewish cemeteries in say July and August.


Absolutely correct USAFRetired.


Concur. Death threats are not protected speech.


Agreed. Without being able to identify the idiots among us, we will be deprived of:

1) The ability to transform their hearts-and-minds by the free exchange of ideas (notice i said ‘free’, so not structured by force. looking at you dotgov).

2)the RIGHT to avoid transacting with those that refuse to be made believers of higher principle, i.e. that of Liberty and Enlightenment. (again, individual task dotgov. I ain’t baking a cake for a Public Union (read: Party) Member if I don’t want to. If you do not own yourself, or your labor exclusively, it is slavery, just like this poor woman’s mind enslaves her, but physical).

That being said, she’s trash for saying something like that to anyone, let alone a child. I’d keep her in the school but make her do a lengthy report on the horrific acts perpetrated by Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei


Abuse of children is NOT free speech, no matter how you slice it.
Telling an 8-year old “Hitler should have killed you” is vile and reprehensible abuse of a child emotionally. It would be easier on the boy if she’d raped him – that is an abuse that one can get over. Telling an 8-year old he should be dead is beyond that.
Christina Darling needs to be welded in a plate-metal box with one 3″ hole for air.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Looks like miss darling doesn’t appear to be a darling. Memories of the 1950’s when I was growing up, I was over a students house from H.S who was going to tutor me on math and her older brother wearing engineer boots, leather motorcycle jacket and a DA haircut asks sis and his Mom what this Jew is doing in this house. Was with my sister in Brookfield park in Rosedale Queens NYC on the monkey bars and got into a fight with two other kids at the same time after asking me if I was a Jew, and was doing ok until the other kid jumped in and during the punching, I got a bloody nose so the two kids took off after seeing the blood, and me and Sis walked over to Engine 314 where Dad was a CD Auxiliary Fireman. I don’t have a Jewish sounding name so most didn’t know my religion and in that case, I used to hear all sorts of stuff from people I knew in the Volley Fire service and where I worked until the word got out.


Um,….. am I to honestly believe a ‘vaginal weightlifter’ lives on a street called “Cumming Parade”?

[Kimberley Hawrelak] has posted images of her traveling the world with the hashtag #thingsiliftwithmyvagina, including weights and trophies.

It’s 11:43 Local, and time for The Drink.


”We’re not interested in punishing anybody. We’re interested in being on good terms with our neighbors and seeing how we can make things right,” Shulim Goldring, 34, said. ”We should be a part of one community instead of living parallel lives.”

And that, sir, is in total contradiction to the heroic efforts by Jews in the Warsaw Ghetto. You should be ashamed.




yet another “anti-racist” snowflake showing her inner Lars.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone has a sneaking suspicion that partner of the man who attempted to “winterize his Johnson” is of the same gender. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but it seems like the older gay guys are always doing something stupid to keep their boy toys interested. Next time he should try Flex Seal, if it doesn’t give him an erection, at least they can take it out on the lake.


I believe Hack Stone’s advice on sticking things in holes designated as ‘exit only’ by Our Creator is incorrect. But I too agree with being passive in judgement.

Just don’t ask me to go fishing anytime soon, HS.


Well, you know left/libtards:
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Strong, teh stoopid is! And ms hater? Since she is such a waste of skin, see how she likes becoming a lampshade.


Oh, geez.
Let the oyster & clam egg roll jokes begin.
[Vaginal Kung Fu is now open for registration!]