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| August 31, 2021

Ruger Precision Rifle

Tennessee woman smears her dog’s poop into face of would-be kidnapper

By Yaron Steinbuch
This would-be kidnapper crapped out — when his victim reportedly smeared her dog’s poop on his face after he assaulted her.

Michael James Ward, 47, allegedly attacked the 30-year-old Tennessee woman while she was walking her dog about 1:40 p.m. Aug. 22 along a trail in the Forks of the River Wildlife Management Area in Knoxville, WBIR reported.

Police said the homeless man tried to drag her into the woods after punching her multiple times, leaving her with serious injuries to her head and face.

But the woman fought back with the only available weapon she had — a bag of her dog’s feces, which she smeared into his face as he brandished a knife, according to the news outlet.

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NY Post.com
Could the LEO taking her statement keep a straight face?

Texas police shoot masked gunman inside Plano headquarters

Texas police shot a masked gunman at the headquarters of the Plano Police Department, The Dallas Morning News reported.

Authorities said in a news conference Sunday that a masked gunman entered the building at 12:15 p.m. local time and fired toward a civilian employee and bystanders in the department’s lobby.

The gunman, who was wearing a black mask and shirt, initially got into a confrontation with the employee, left the building and then fired the gun upon returning, police said.

Two officers responded to the shooting and shot the gunman, who was taken to a hospital. He was the only one injured.

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The Hill.com

Hat tip to our Gun Bunny once again for the links.

Most reporters are very sympathetic to gun-control agendas and will skew or lie outright about facts to promote them. — DENNIS CAUCHON, USA TODAY

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Left/libtards will want dog crap control now.


Ms Thang just added a little more to the POS perp. Might be hard to tell where the dog poop ended and the perp began. Fight back…Bring any and every weapon at hand to bear.

Speaking of bear, NEVER go into the Bear Cave and poke the bear.

All God’s chill’ren needs something that will reach out and touch. Nicest part of the article? The pic of that drop dead gorgeous SR1911.

AW1 Rod

My brother confirms the ridiculous accuracy of the Ruger Precision Rifle. Which means I must now try to make room for one in MY safe. Or buy another safe.


My 77 in .308 is like that, patterns the size of a dime at a 100 yards, a veritable tack driver.

AW1 Rod

6.5 Creedmoor.


Been waiting for a price drop on that in 6.5 Creedmoor.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

That’s ONE way to get out of a shitty situation.

John Seabee

I would merely observe that “SHIT HAPPENS”.

Skivvy Stacker

“Could the LEO taking her statement keep a straight face?”

Not a fuckin’ chance.


‘Sup Dogg-poop

Green Thumb

Now you guys can see how toxic, infectious, sickening and potent a little steaming pile of Phil Monkress can be….