Weekend Open Thread

| July 23, 2021

The city’s mayor, council, bureaucracy, etc., make rules and policy at the local level. They impact policing, educating, and other local services. In many localities, the city is ran mostly by Democrats. This is the “system” that many complain is racist to a certain group of individuals. Enjoy your weekend.

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Roh-Dog

First!

Roh-Dog

Boom! Lomster rolls and homemade tater salad with sweet tea (vodka optional) for my DW and DWettes!

KoB

My Main Man Roh-Dog! Rats of the Kong to you my Brother on your FIRSTNESS! Way to GO ARMY (BEAT NAVY)

The Crown My Good Sir!

ChipNASA

WHOOP WHOOP!!! It’s DOGGEEEE TIME!!!!
I’m tardy as usual.
I wasn’t even watching the clock today.
I think I’m about this close “*.*” to getting a LOC for not paying better attention to the WoT.
Speaking of that, I’m offering this for those that haven’t seen it.
Have a lovely weekend you turd wranglers!!!!
” Field Manual 22-102
Headquarters Department of the Army
1 April
WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING
FM 22-102 ”

http://www.ncoer.com/wall.htm

Roh-Dog

Too few Soldiers went to Slip and Fall School 10 years ago, couldn’t image these days…

A Proud Infidel®️™️

In some cases, NCOs these days get in trouble for smoking a Subordinate as punishment.

Thunderstixx

Followed by CRT Power Point method of Seppuku for a six day session….
You done f’…ed up troop and youse ass is grass !!!!

Hack Stone

In the name of Elaine Ricci, Hack Stone claims First Post for The This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread on this date, July 23, 2021.

P.S. Phil Monkress will be working balls this weekend at the Open House being hosted by Navy Seal Diver (sic)/Nurse/Real Estate Agent Douglas Reeves. And if you have any doubts as to (see what Hack did there?) his claim of being a Navy Seal Diver, the late actor Harvey Korman will attest to it being true.

Hack Stone

D’oh!!!!

A Proud Infidel®️™️

I figured that Phildo would be blowing winos behind bus stops as per the rumor about him.

Green Thumb

Not a rumor.

Its a fact.

KoB

Comes us here a TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread. Who will be the FIRST to claim the EARNED NEVER AWARDED Title of FIRST?

I gots to go!

Hack Stone

Well, it finally happened. Last night Hack Stone was thrown in Facebook Jail for a 24 hour sentence after posting a comment on a thread on the Jeremy Dewitte/Metro State Services page. Hack put that time behind bars to good use, earning his Honorary General Equivalency Diploma with a Major in Keeping It Real. Hack plans on taking a skip year before pursuing his college dreams of becoming an Architect/Marine Biologist.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Do the inmates in Facebook jail do jailhouse type stuff to you, Hack? Or, are you the biggest, baddest MOFO in the Facebook cellblock?

Asking for a friend…

Hack Stone

Hack Stone was in a long term committed relationship, but unfortunately, always a prison bridesmaid, never a prison bride. Two cartons of cigarettes is a pretty steep dowry for some such as Hack.

A Proud Infidel®️™️

I got a 30 day sentence in Farcebook jail for posting something that insulted Che Guevara, you oughtta see the virtual tattoo I got!

Roh-Dog

“insulted Che Guevara”? Did you tell the truth about his beach activities with those of the alternative lifestyles?
Leftists never learn

A Proud Infidel®️™️

I picture Farcebook moderators as Elmer’s glue-gulping man bun-sporting mom jeans-wearing pencilnecked GEEK soy-boys who think like Major Moonbat does and cannot in any way tolerate any opinions or humor that they don’t agree with, minion doofuses who couldn’t make it in the real world!

rgr769

I always thought the plural of doofus was doofi.

Herbert J Messkit

There’s a t shirt with the Che picture the commie idiots wear, but it has the words “Murdering Commie Bastard”

Hack Stone

Hack Stone still has 9 hours on his sentence, and none of you dickweeds even put a buck in Hack’s Facebook Jail Commissary Account. Looks like Hack will have to put out to get a cup of noodles for dinner tonight.

Roh-Dog

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A Proud Infidel®️™️

Didn’t you find the shank I made and stashed away for you?

HMCS(FMF) ret

You didn’t get the cake with the hacksaw blade in it???

Hack Stone

Every saw is a Hacksaw for Hack Stone.

The Stranger

Oh man, the puns continue!

The Other Whitey

Cup of noodles? Is my wife running your kitchen?

Green Thumb

You should have Phil Monkress bail you out.

Commissar Pooper's Narcissism

Pro tip? Before you wipe your pooper, make sure that you have toilet paper in your hands. I forgot that detail and SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

just lurkin

Senate panel votes to make women register for the draft. Thoughts?

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1418314436591374339

SFC D

Yes. Everybody registers or nobody registers. That’s called “equity”.

MI Ranger

There should not be one standard for an identified gender another for all others. Make everyone equal like the constitution!

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

That should include all the trannies and 57 other genders. All register, or none register.

Poetrooper

What about the other 47 genders liberals claim exist???

A Proud Infidel®️™️

Umpteenth and Honorary First once again.

((((OVER))))

Sapper3307

How its done.

Roh-Dog

“What do you think, [cartel leaders] are wearing kevlar vests? We need a ban on assault [helicopters] and high capacity [chainguns]. And don’t tell me it can’t be done. We did it before, and it worked,” Biteme said.

MRE with Valor to the gunner! That was some nice dirtbag reduction right there.

Devtun

Cartels using the mil to eliminate rivals?

Thunderstixx

Aaaaammmmmdddddd…..
Just like that…
POOF, you’re a pile of shit !!!!!

Hack Stone

Things have been crazy in Washington DC since last week’s killing of Nyiah Courtney at the corner of Martin Luther King And Malcolm X. Al Sharpton and Black Lives Matter have been holding around the clock demonstrations demanding that police arrest those responsible for her death.

Just kidding. Al Sharpton and Black Lives Matter don’t give a fuck when an innocent kid is gunned down by a “returning citizen” with an extensive criminal record of terrorizing neighborhoods. No money in that.

Commissioner Wretched

Hello everybody! Long day at work meant I missed the coveted, always-earned never-given FIRST, but a tip o’the trivia cap to Roh-Dog! In honor, how about some trivia? Don’t mind if I do … DID YOU KNOW…? Was it possible for the “Titanic” to have survived hitting the iceberg in 1912? By Commissioner Wretched While preparing this week’s column, I received an alert from social media that someone claiming to be me was using an Instagram account to try and scam people. Of course, it wasn’t me, it never was and it never will be. I really wonder about the people who do this kind of thing. With all that intelligence and creativity, why don’t they just put that knowledge to work legitimately and make a good living? Are they really that stupid? Thankfully, my social media friends know me better than this and totally ignored the scammer – or even better, had a bit of fun at the scammer’s expense. What follows here, however, is no scam. It’s real trivia, which I dug out myself. Would I scam you? Did you know … … Queen Elizabeth II is not allowed to enter the British House of Commons? Her Majesty (born 1926) cannot enter that chamber because she is not a member of it. (Membership has its privileges, you know.) … about sixteen percent of American households dress their pets in Halloween costumes? (People with black cats don’t have to worry about it. It’s always Halloween to a black cat!)… Read more »

Roh-Dog

Good data and thanks much, CW. I would like to editorialize a bit, “in the city of Hartford, Connecticut, home of the prestigious Trinity Hartford U’s and UCONN Law Skool, educating [anything] is [evidently] illegal.”
I hope you don’t mind.

Commissioner Wretched

Correction noted!

Hack Stone

Could you clarify a bit on the Canadian Mac & Cheese item? Is that total consumption, or per capita? And when those numbers on Mac & Cheese consumption were being crunched, did they factor in the spike in consumption around US Military Bases a week before payday when all of the married E-2’s who pissed away their paycheck at the local “gentlemen’s club” stock up on this staple to feed their dependents?

Commissioner Wretched

It’s figured by sales of millions more boxes in Canada than in any other country, Hack. Canadians LOVE that stuff! I know it’s a staple in many U.S. military homes too, for the reasons you’ve cited … but our neighbors to the north beat us all hollow on consumption of pasta and cheddar.

A Proud Infidel®️™️

Apparently Mac & Cheese are liked in Canada like Spam is in Hawaii! Come to think of it, the stuff is popular in other Pacific Islands as well.

The Stranger

And Puerto Rico, too. Spam is prevalent in islands with US military presence where pork was a traditional part of the diet.

Hondo

Another trivia point: Kraft mac&cheese was marketed in Canada in the late 1980s/early 1990s as “Kraft Dinner” (and likely still is today; it was as late as 2012 or 2015). It was also called out by name in the lyrics to the 1989 Barenaked Ladies song “If I Had a Million Dollars”.

https://barenakedladies.fandom.com/wiki/Kraft_Dinner

Thunderstixx

And the best way to make Mac and Cheese is to add more macaroni to a large pot of water, mix in shredded Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese and substitute fresh sour cream to the mix. It is the creamiest and best eating Mac and Cheese in the known Universe !!!
I missed Thursday’s deadline, so Saturday morning will have to work…..

Thunderstixx

Mix that together after you strain the macaroni, in case anyone is just too stupid to figger it out….
Oh larsie-boi this post’s for you !!!

The Other Whitey

Small correction: Titanic was subdivided into sixteen watertight compartments, not six. Regarding the alternative collision, First Officer William Murdoch had the conn at the time of collision and, upon being alerted to the iceberg, attempted a “porting around” maneuver. Murdoch knew that, due to the 40,000-ton liner’s 20 knots of forward momentum, simply turning away would see the ship’s side ripped open along most of her length, which would capsize the ship in a matter of minutes if not faster. Porting around consists of turning away, reversing the engines, and then reversing the helm, swinging the stern away and stopping the ship while only presenting her bow to the hazard. Ten seconds faster and it would’ve probably saved the ship with manageable damage. Had he simply charged straight ahead, the ship would’ve remained afloat, but the impact and resulting deformation would’ve killed hundreds of crew berthed in the foc’sle, and quite possibly hundreds more in the Third Class Batchelors’ accommodations slightly further aft. From where Murdoch stood, porting around was by far the best option. Murdoch’s family sued James Cameron over the movie’s portrayal of him and won a substantial settlement. Contrary to Cameron’s version, who panics, shoots two passengers, and then himself, the real Will Murdoch died on the roof of the starboard Officers’ Quarters, single-handedly performing the twelve-man job of deploying one of the collapsible boats stowed there. He was crushed when the forward funnel collapsed on top of him. The collapse also killed Chief Officer Henry Wilde,… Read more »

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

I can’t believe that this coming tuesday July 27th will be 7 weeks since my June 8th rotator cuff surgery. Where did the time go as it seemed to go faster than before the surgery.

Devtun

Hate to break it to ya…but there is no such thing as time. 🙂
Get well.

Hatchet

*shrug* Clocks and watches don’t tell you what time it is, they only what time it was…

The Other Whitey

For those interested:

https://www.deviantart.com/yt45

Decals are done on my cousin’s TBM. Also working on my baby daughter’s B-29.

UpNorth

The TBM looks good, TOW. Beautiful job on that B-29 interior.

The Other Whitey

The B-29 kit has some pretty good interior detail, including the crew’s bunks in the tail. I cut open the door in the gunners’s aft bulkhead so that the bunks can be seen through the right gunner’s blister window.

The exterior is another story. I’m having to etch all the panel lines (fuck my life), and the wings fit together like shit. I’m now two weeks deep into trying to blend the leading edges together. Admittedly not working on it nonstop, but still. Baby daughter seems excited, though. She spends a lot of time hanging around the desk while I’m working on it (and trying to keep the f-bombs to myself), smiling nonstop, and her sisters and brother are trying to get her to say “airplane.” So far she’s managed “aaa-waa.”

KoB

Coming along very nicely TOW. Thanks for the update.

Speaking of the exterior of the B29, rest assured that many of us are a’waiting with bated breath (pantpantpantgaspgasppantpantpant) to see what the Nose Art will look like!

The Other Whitey

I actually haven’t come up with any for the Superfort just yet. The pinup of Mrs. Whitey is going on a B-17 that will be commencing soon. I’m kicking around something like one of SGT Sarkis Bartigian’s cartoon spreads for the B-29, since it’s for my youngest daughter.

KoB

OK, Cool. Had forgotten about the B-17, but did remember us discussing Mrs. Whitey being used as pin-up art, her being so hot an all. I like the cartoon idea for the Superfort for the Baby Girl. Once she learns how to say “Airplane” maybe the other young’uns can teach her to say “Aerial Artillery Platform”. (Tee hee) W.E.B. Griffin, in one of his series, had the FIRST (ht 2 Roh-Dog) Armed Whirly Bird with a leering Woody Woodpecker hurling empty beer bottles. Might have to substitute empty Baby milk bottles.

Guess Ex-PH2’s would be her character, with a camera around her neck, chunking 10″ cast iron skillets. OAM’s (with her best June Cleaver Smile), sending out barbed comebacks at spapos seagulls.

Poetrooper

Anyone who thinks we aren’t being scammed by the Democrats into believing we have an actual, functioning president just needs to read this from his poorly attended CNN Town Hall:

“Are you okay? You see now it works, or-or-or- the mom and dad, or-or-or the neighbor, or when you go to church, or when you’re, I-I-I really mean it,” Biden stuttered. “There are trusted interlocutors. Think of the people. If your kid wanted to find out whether or not there were—there was a man on the moon or you know something, or whether those aliens are here or not. I mean, who are the kids they’re talking to beyond the kids who love talking about it.”

And this: When pushed on whether there are people within the party who do want to defund the police, Biden said:

“Are there people in the Republican Party who think we’re sucking the blood out of kids?”

Said with the whole world watching. Can you imagine the glee in many world capitals?

And with nothing but that empty-headed Kamala Harris waiting in the wings to take over, we are in deep kimchi…

Poetrooper

Mea culpa–I forgot to include that nonsensical word salad was in response to a question about vaccines.

Considering Biden’s response, I suppose it could have been a question about anything…😖😖😖

The Other Whitey

That “town hall” (attended by all of seven people) was beyond embarrassing.

“Most popular president ever” my Black Irish ass.

rgr769

Only about a third of the auditorium’s seats were filled. And I would venture that many of them were occupied by D-rat underlings and media flunkies. So, seven actual Gropey Joe fanbois is probably not far off the mark, as the rest were likely paid to be there as part of their jobs.

Devtun

I think Joey used ‘Not a joke, folks’ about 7 times in a 5 minute span. Not a joke.

A Proud Infidel®™

Right behind “Heels-Up” Harris is none other than Malig-Nancy Pelosi…

MarineDad61

Update on Brian Kolfage –
IRS troubles.
2 indictments now.
Prison likely, eventually.

[He was charged with two counts of filing a false tax return
and one count of wire fraud related to the electronic filing
of his 2019 tax return in Florida.

He also faces a separate federal indictment out of New York
for fraud and money laundering related offenses, prosecutors say.]

[Florida man who set up GoFundMe for Trump’s border wall indicted on tax charges]
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-man-build-a-wall-tax-fraud-20210708-xjzfguiab5bsdm36ittx74tsuy-story.html

MarineDad61
Hatchet

Looks like Kofage is just about to get screwed to a proverbial wall… A so-called ‘honourable War Veteran’ that would be caught stealing from a charity that he was supposed to be advocating for and supporting?! I have ZERO sympathy for this type of duplicitous scum. Hopefully, they have no children and his missus can go back to something useful to society like teaching pole-dancing or selling real estate with Doug Reeves…

Commissar

I was actually first…

Extra Mile Casting paid the rest of these guys $50 to stand around and pretend to be here.

SFC D

That sort of thing only happens with SEIU members at democrat political rallies.

Commissar

I am sure it happens more than we can even imagine.

Our political process is a dystopian joke at this point.

And, it was never well designed in the first place.

Hatchet

“I am sure it happens more than we can even imagine”.

– it’s only because you have no imagination Commie-czar..

Our political process is a dystopian joke at this point.

– No, it’s just your inability to realize that the joke’s on you..

And, it was never well designed in the first place.

– Clearly, it’s been a very long while since you’ve actually read through the Constitution, Commie-czar-ZEK.. FRAUD.

Commissar

I have read every single word of the constitution. And voraciously studied every political theory that directly influenced.

And I absolutely know for a fact you haven’t read the constitution.

If you had you would know that it absolutely did not create a well designed political system.

Supporting and protecting the constitution does not mean mindlessly thinking it is some perfect document. The very drafting of the constitution was a compromise born from failure that kicked problems down the road to maintain the union..for a time.

A Proud Infidel®™

HERE you go yet again rambling your UC Berzerkely Professors’ garbage like it’s true and you can’t handle that so many others reject it for the garbage that it is. What would be better in your eyes, socialism like they have in Venezuela and Cuba? I’d gladly pitch in to buy you a one way ticket to either.

Commissar

First of all, I read the constitution long before Berkeley.

Second, show your work.. where am I wrong?

The Dead Man

It started as soon as you hit the reply button and ended somewhere around when you hit submit chief.

How much are you paid per post? You only show up when the news is getting fun again.

Hondo

First of all, I read the constitution long before Berkeley.

Read it? Perhaps – though given your track record here regarding facts, I’d want verification by an independent, credible witness before I’d believe that.

But understood it, and its intent? Obviously not.

Poetrooper

Hondo, I rather suspect he read it with the same sort of preconceptions as a New York Times book critic reading and reviewing a book by Donald Trump.

The Constitution never had a chance…

Roh-Dog

I wonder what a subsidized life would become if we lived in Madison’s vision of “…the pestilent effects of paper money on the necessary confidence between man and man” (Mad. Fed #44) were removed and those made servile to men of corrupt natures was removed, as mandated in Article One, Section Eight of that ‘compromised’ document (added for emphasis):
“The Congress shall have power
-To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;
-To borrow Money on the credit of the United States;
-To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes;
-To establish a uniform Rule of Naturalization, and uniform Laws on the subject of Bankruptcies throughout the United States;
-To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures;”
etc, etc, etc.

It seems that without undo influence by the levers of banks the ‘socialist utopia’ bs breaks down PDQ as labors’ value become real.

But what would I know?

Hatchet

YOU absolutely KNOW for a FACT that I haven’t read the Constitution of the United States of America? YOU DO NOT SPEAK FROM FACT COUCHED IN ANY FORM OF REALITY.
And given to YOUR stated understanding of the Constitution – yet again you betray yourself as an ignorant idiot.
But the great news is, no matter how hard you’ll ever try – you’ll always be an idiot ZEK and always a FRAUD.

Hatchet

Roh-Dog’s post:
July 23, 2021 at 3:03 pm –

Commissar(ZEK)’s post:
July 24, 2021 at 10:04 am…
‘I was actually first…’?

Comprehension and Literacy are just not your thing… But in spite of his good nature and overall charm, I’m sure SFC D would want me to remind you that you’re a FRAUD…

Commissar

Wooosh.

Commissar

Did you even pass the ASVAB?

Or did you just slip under the wire during the draft era?

A Proud Infidel®™

You’re projecting again, I see. Your ramblings drip and give off fumes of your own personal insecurity nearly every time!

Hatchet

Truly… Well spotted!

SFC D

You managed to score yourself a commission somehow. That wire must’ve been way high.

Gwdusn

Anyone else want to tell him how wrong he is? ASVAB is not pass/fail. It is used to determine if applicants, who want to enlist in the military, meet minimum knowledge standards and which jobs the do or do not qualify for. There is a minimum AFQT score required, which is different for each service, to enlist. There are several different versions of the test. There are 10 sections and approximately 150 questions. It is a timed test, and is administered via computer or paper. The test is also administered to High School students, 10-12 grade, to be used by school guidance counselors to help students identify possible civilian and military career fields. Most of the people who read or comment on this blog have actually taken the ASVAB, and would therefore know it is not pass/fail. A recruiter may have told someone they did not “pass” the ASVAB when in actuality they just did not get the score they needed for the career field they wanted. As a side note, I recently saw Jimi Hendrix discharge papers that had his AFQT score. It was 8 on a scale of 1-99. Unlike you, commissar, I actually know what I’m talking about as I administer this test.

Hatchet

I will!! Hey Commie-czar-ZEK – YOU’RE WRONG!!!!
All wrong…. Dickhead.

Hatchet

“Wooosh”..?

“Did you even pass the ASVAB?

Or did you just slip under the wire during the draft era”?

Well Commie-czar-ZEK, nice to see you’re still illiterate *shrug* and your spelling and syntax still suck and oh you’re still a FRAUD…

Commie-Tsar

I CANS SPELLZ ASVAB!!!

RGR 4-78

In your case I think you meant to type ASS FAB.

The Stranger

Hatchet,
You’re Canadian, right? You wouldn’t take the ASVAB, so goes to show what that particular individual knows. Oh well.

Hatchet

Hence me citing Commie-czar-ZEK’s glaring illiteracy…
Cheers Mate!

Hondo

The use of the suffix “ZEK” here is apropos.

The word “zek” was the Russian language term for prisoners in the USSR’s Gulag system. And the USSR was famous for “eating its own” (e.g., turning on party members who fell out of favor) and sending them to the Gulag.

My guess is that Commissar wouldn’t last a year under that type of system of government – which he seems to admire and advocate – before ending up in some nouveau Gulag.

A Proud Infidel®™

Hell, I don’t think he’d even last an hour or two until some Party Official would say “WE NO NEED useful idiot that big, shoot now!”

Hatchet

API®™, Hondo, Gwdusn, SFC D, The Stranger, The Dead Man, Poetrooper and last but certainly not least – Roh-Dog. Thank you one and all – Doom on Commmie-czar-ZEK.

Hatchet

Hondo – you NAILED it!!! That is EXACTLY why I referenced and applied ‘ZEK’ to Commie-czar’s moniker. As for the rest of your thoughts – they’re also bang-on. Good ‘ol Joe Stalin probably wouldn’t have been overly bothered but dear old
Lavrentiy Beria would’ve taken one look at Commie-czar’s not-very lengthy Party file and decided ‘Dis von vill be fresh MEAT to feed dee other Zek’s, Tovarish!’. However there is a consistency – Commie-czar-ZEK’S comments consistantly manage to betray him for what he really is – a PRISONER of his own very tiny mind…

The Stranger

Uh, speaking about turds that won’t stay flushed…I found this on LinkedIn and the name seemed familiar so I did a search on this site and here it is.

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/excelsior-college_matthew-mcconaughey-celebrating-our-inductee-activity-6824757132357898240-I4Q7

The Stranger

Here’s Jonn’s original post on this from 2016:

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=68477

So, she’s parlayed her bullshit into a trusteeship at an educational institution and she’s getting shout outs from celebrities. Maybe she should try to keep a lower profile.

Green Thumb

The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) continues to avoid calls and queries seeking clarification of his highly dubious and potentially felonious Native American, Navy SEAL and Law Enforcement claims.

As the old saying goes: “Only the Phildo knows where the meat pole goes…in the taxpayer’s asshole.”

Roh-Dog

Didn’t know where else to drop this. Do it (top off preps), or don’t. Hopefully none of us need to dip into our stashes.
https://download2388.mediafire.com/cjieiyv473ug/whverxby0osz16x/Top+Off+Your+Preps+Checklist.pdf