ISIS bride resurfaces like a turd you just can’t flush

| May 30, 2021

Hoda Muthana left the US, where she was attending college, several years back to join ISIS in Syria. We talked about her here and here two years ago.

Muthana enthusiastically joined in the jihad. She married at least two of the ISIS fighters and had a child by one. Two years ago she decided she’d had enough of the holy war life (oddly coincidentally this happened as ISIS was being finally defeated) and wants to come “home” to the US. Lucky for us, she publicly burned her passport (a sign of renouncement of one’s citizenship) and the Obama Administration revoked her passport as they came to the conclusion she was never a US citizen anyway (she was born here while her father was a Yemeni diplomat).

The family of this traitor have filed several unsuccessful lawsuits. In furtherance of that, and to tug at the heartstrings, Muthana is now the subject of a film titled The Return: Life After ISIS from the Human Rights Watch Film Festival. It’s available to stream if you’re looking for a good comedy to watch this weekend. In it she apparently describes how, as a college educated adult, she was “brainwashed”.

Poe sent in a link to this article;

Six years ago, Hoda Muthana was a 20-year-old college student in Alabama who lied to her family about a trip and instead joined the Islamic State in Syria. When she arrived she was confined to a home for unwed women, with marriage to a jihadist the only way out. She married a succession of the group’s fighters — the first two of whom were killed — and had a son with one of them.

On social media, she celebrated the burning of her U.S. passport and shared thousands of incendiary tweets under the name @UmmJihad, including writing that “America desrves (sic) everything it has coming to it, by Allah we will terrorise (sic) YOU! Until you submit to the Shariah” and urging others to attack holiday parades.

“Spill all of their blood,” she wrote, “or rent a big truck n drive over them. Kill them.”

Today, two years after Muthana said she took her young son and ran away from the Islamic State as it was collapsing under military assault, she is a refugee barred from the country where she grew up with a very different view of the group she had once so longed to join.

“When you are brainwashed, you don’t realize it until you snap out of it. I took everything too fast and too deep,” she tells Spanish filmmaker Alba Sotorra Clua in the new documentary The Return: Life After ISIS, available to watch through Thursday at the Human Rights Watch Film Festival in New York.

What she experienced in the Islamic State, Muthana, now 26, says in the film, was “this horrible way of life that I really regret for the rest of my life and that I wish I could just erase.”

Clua spent a year and a half visiting Roj Camp in Syria where Muthana, stateless, has been in limbo since surrendering to the Kurds in early 2019 — sleeping in a tent with a dirt floor, no phone, no money and barely what she needs to care for her 4-year-old son.

Muthana, who is being held by Kurdish authorities, is far from alone: She lives in the camp along with roughly 1,500 women and children from more than 50 countries. There are other camps housing thousands of other women and children. After the Islamic State fell, various governments have had to weigh what to do with their citizens, men and women alike, who joined the group’s ranks. Some 300 Americans tried or were successful in joining militants in Syria, NPR reported in 2019.

Their cases have drawn international attention and much discussion — especially those, like Muthana, who now plead manipulation and seek forgiveness from their record of betrayal.

“I was not part of any type of jihad, never shot a gun, never used any weapons or anything,” Muthana said in 2019.

“I’m not sympathetic. These women had agency. They’re not stupid,” terrorism expert Max Abrahms, of Northeastern University, told PEOPLE that same year. “They knew exactly what the Islamic State was all about. It was notorious for flaunting violence over social media.”

To be fair, ISIS’s famous beheading videos (beginning in 2014, a year before she left to join the jihad) were really unclear on what ISIS (then-ISIL) were all about. Perhaps she believed that these people had grown tired of their bodies and wanted to have their heads separated from them.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", Isis, Stupid Criminals, Syria

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SGT Ted

Behold the field wherein I grow my f*cks. Lo, it is barren.

SFC D

I may have fucks to give, but she gets none. She gets to live out the consequences of her decisions and actions.

Insh’allah, bitch.

KoB

What few I had left, I took on the boat ride with my gunz. And we ALL know how that boat ride turned out.

It would be my desire that her chances of getting back into this Country are resting at the bottom of that quicksand filled, flooded lake…during a tornacane.

Berliner

She’s in the right place. May she enjoy a lifetime of pounding sand.

ChipNASA

I found this in video format for all of us…

AW1Ed

Not even a twitch on my First Alert Give-A-Shit Detector.

Dustoff

Kinda like Tokyo Rose in WW2. In my best Bugs Bunny voice: “Hey Doc I was the victim of soycumstances”

Quartermaster

If her father was a Yemeni diplomat she should be a citizen of Yemen and not stateless.

Commissar

I feel zero sympathy for her…

That being said, I would expect some of you to have more sympathy for someone being “brainwashed”.

Flat earth.
Anti-vax.
Anti-science.
Climate denier.
Pro-Grifter Trump.
“Election was Stolen”.
“Covid is a hoax”
Pro-Putin propaganda.
Q-anon

The list goes on and on.

Poetrooper

“The list goes on and on.”

As does yours, Lars, with:

Hillary won…
Trump was a Russian spy…
Nazi Socialist party wasn’t socialist…
Chinese Communist Party isn’t communist…
The ice caps are melting…
Polar bears are nearing extinction…
Glaciers are melting…
The oceans are rising…
Climate change is purely man-made…
Hydroxychloroquine doesn’t work…
2020 election was honest…
Antifa isn’t an organization…
George Floyd is a saint…
Jan 6th was an armed insurrection…
You are smarter than anyone else alive…

MI Ranger

Amazing Poe, I think I have seen some of those quotes before from a certain malcontent that claims he is also an MI officer.
You do have some typos though. Glaciers are melting. They do that when the Earth’s axis changes slightly (which is a regular phenomena not man made) and what were polar zones, are no longer polar zones. However, as real scientists have noted…they are expanding in previously non-polar zones at record pace. Like down there on that continent of Antarctica (melting on one side, building on the other). Amazing what science can explain!!

Hatchet

Generous praise, Sir *sarc*

SFC D

My sympathy level for her is equal to my sympathy level for you. Exactly zero. You, like her, willfully and happily follow your chosen Pied Piper, while denigrating those who disagree. You both sold your souls long ago. May your chains rest lightly on your shoulders. You’re a fraud.

Hatchet

😎👍

HMCS(FMF) ret

YES!

Sparks

Commissar, while I know this will tickle you, please, go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

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Hatchet

Hark! The resident twat doth blather(yet again!)!! Dude – seriously, have a coke and smile and shut the fuck up.

Anonymous

Oh, yay… more blather.

Animal

You could hairlip the pope on Christmas.

Ret_25X

Oh look…Mr Mao has come to enlighten us with his imagined intellect.

The only question I have is this–is he the middle or end person of the human centipede?

rgr769

He could only be the end person if he is a top trannie. Which could be possible; especially in the San Fransicko Bay Area.

USMC Steve

She isn’t brainwashed, she is a traitor/terrorist/illegal combatant. Nothing more or less. That is all she is. If she had a US passport at one time she is a US Citizen, and as such guilty of treason and sedition. She comes back, she gets tried, convicted, executed. Not terribly complicated.

BTW, climate change exists. The climate changes every day. The bullshit they are running is nonsense though. Intelligent people know that.

Election has been proven to have been stolen. Since we were unable to get our day in court nothing came of it though. Well thought out move by the social democrats and their nazi minions.

Covid exists. It is also medically insignificant since less than 4/10,000 of one percent of the country got it, and even less died. Big mind control experiment by da gov.

SNAKEUSMC

you can find my sympathy in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

Send her a goat or camel so at least she can have normal sex

Tallywhagger

Maybe Ilhan not-actually-Omar will bring her in as a faith tradition accessory for her husbrother or any of her many non-lineal husbands.

RGR 4-78

Maybe she can immigrate her dumb ass over to Somalia, I am sure she has skills they could utilize.

5JC

She needs to return to her Yemeni homeland. Revoking her passport was about one of five things Obama got right.

AW1Ed

Other than green-lighting the bin Laden raid (under duress) what were the others? Dammed if I can think of any.

Slow Joe

The Five (5) things Teh Community Organizer in Chief got right:

1) He bravely ordered the raid on Osama Bin Laden. I took big ballz to do this, and a lot of deliberation.

2) Refused entrance in the country to Princess Hoda Muthana from Alderaan.

3) Rised taxes and implemented regulations that forced the beginning of the automation revolution we are in.

4) Demonstrated to the American people the inefficiency of government-controlled Healthcare.

5) Failed to create the “right conditions” to guarantee Hillary’s victory in the general elections, leading to the Trump Victory, something the Democrats will never allow again. Hence the new legislation coming through Congress.

5JC

#1, #5,

and

– Didn’t interfere with the expansion and export of the crude oil market. A success since turned in to a failure by Biden.

– Helping install Sisi

– Killed the F22.

Hatchet

Sympathy? Yup. It’s in the dictionary between Shit and Syphilis. As my Grandma probably would’ve said – “Made her bed, now she’s got to lie in it”. Bottom-line – she decided to lie her ass off to her parents, go to a war-zone, get fuct by a few Jihadi’s – bear them little Jihadi’s – all the while, exhorting all her fellow-folk to kill, kill, kill and now B’waHa-ha, cry-my-widdle-eyes-out ‘It’s scary and nasty over here here and I wanna come home now’… Doom on her. Fuck not and be not fucked with – Fuck with and you are fucked. Congratulations Hoda Muthana!! You are now completely and properly fucked. Welcome to your new reality…

Anonymous

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Sparks

I only hope she’s near the next drone attack.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

This is the best possible outcome for all.

There are some people whose death makes the sun a little brighter and the air a little cleaner.

She falls into said category.

She won’t be missed.

11B-Mailclerk

She chose to be a follower of one preaching vengeance and submission. Perhaps she might prosper seeking to follow one who preaches repentance and forgiveness.

I am very poor at the “forgiveness” part, having come late to the table. But learning.

I really have to think hard on this one.

MarineDad61

April 2021…. HER SISTER.

[A Hoover woman and her husband have been arrested and charged by federal agents as they prepared to go and fight for ISIS,
according to the United States Department of Justice.

According to prosecutors,
Arwa Muthana, 29, and James Bradley, 20 of New York,
are ISIS supporters who attempted to travel to the Middle East by a cargo ship to join and fight for the terrorist organization earlier this month.]

https://www.cbs42.com/news/local/hoover-woman-husband-arrested-while-allegedly-trying-to-join-isis/

MarineDad61

More details, with a photo and online activity
of the dumbass male American. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9431337/Feds-Couple-wanted-freighter-ride-Islamic-State-fight.html

Jus Bill

Sorry, kid. You made your bed. File this under “CONSEQUENCES”.

Anonymous

Go home to Yemen.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Im surprised Queen Justine Turdeau hasn’t offered her Kanuckistani citizenship and $10m to start a comfortable life in Toronto.

Hatchet

No surprise really – the Omar Khader deal blew Queen Justine’s baksheesh budget….

OWB

Sure, some will be able to forgive, if she truly regrets her previous acts. Forgetting and excusing her behavior is quite different. No to the latter, and some serious strings attached to the forgiveness part – like paying the consequences.

Most likely just another pampered princess who still doesn’t understand why the bad boys didn’t treat her like the special snowflake she is. Or maybe they did, and she just didn’t like it much. The fact that she remains live suggests that she did indeed get special treatment.

Sympathy? For what?? She chose to be scum and should not be surprised to be treated like scum.

RetiredDevilDoc8404

Miss Thang apparently has failed to learn the first law of holes – when you find yourself in one, quit digging. Bad choices have consequences, her’s proved to be a disaster for her, bet life among the infidels wasn’t so bad in retrospect huh? Oh, well you got what you wanted, live with it, enjoy that crapburger you made yourself. Aloha snackbar, biatch!

26Limabeans

Well, at least she gave it the old college try……

26Limabeans

ISIS misread her name as Hot Mutha and that’s how
she ended up with those multiple husbands.

Hack Stone

Can’t the country that the father of her cild allow her to resettle in their territory? After all, the child’s citizenship is up for debate, the mother renounced her US citizenship (even though she was not entitled to it) by burning her passport, her child was born outside of US territory, and the father of the child is from a third country. If she comes back to America as a US citizen, charge her with treason and aiding a foreign terrorist organization. Otherwise, ship her skrunt off to a third world shithole where she can be surrounded by the type of people she prefers to associate with.