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| May 1, 2021

Brainerd man who helped burn MPD 3rd Precinct sentenced to 4 years in prison, owes $12M in restitution

A Brainerd [Minnesota] man has been sentenced for his role in the arsons committed at the Minneapolis Police Department’s Third Precinct building last year.

According to the United States Attorney’s Office District of Minnesota, 23-year-old Dylan Shakespeare Robinson will serve four years (48 months) in prison. As part of his sentencing, he will also serve two years of supervised release and owe $12 million in restitution. Robinson also will serve his sentencing in a Duluth corrections facility.

Court documents state on the night of May 28, 2020, Robinson went to the Third Precinct where a crowd of hundreds had gathered. At one point, the crowd began shouting, “Burn it down, burn it down.” Soon after, a fence that was designed to keep people out of the building was torn down. Robinson, along with other co-conspirators, breached the fence and entered the building. Robinson lit an object held by the unidentified co-conspirator who threw it toward the Third Precinct building with the intent that it would start a fire or fuel an existing fire.

“On the night of May 28, 2020, Mr. Robinson chose to depart from lawful protest and instead engaged in violence and destruction. The arson at the Minneapolis Police Department’s Third Precinct put lives at risk and contributed to widespread lawlessness in Minneapolis,” said acting U.S. Attorney Anders Folk. “With today’s sentence, Mr. Robinson is held accountable for his actions.”

On Dec. 15, 2020, Robinson pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit arson.

Co-conspirators Bryce Michael Williams, 27, Davon DeAndre Turner, 25, and Branden Michael Wolfe, 23, have all pleaded guilty to one count each of conspiracy to commit arson for their roles in the arson at the Third Precinct building. They are expected to be sentenced at a later date.

Source; KSTP

Drunk Florida woman, 28, is arrested for offering drunken lap dances to strangers and asking police officers if they wanted to ‘bang’ on the sidewalk

A ‘drunk’ Florida woman was arrested over the weekend for allegedly offering lap dances to strangers and asking police officers if they wanted to ‘bang’ on the sidewalk.

Olivia Taylor-Washek, 28, was taken into custody just after 8.30pm on Saturday.

According to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, Taylor-Washek was ‘stumbling on the sidewalk and attempting to give random citizens lap dances’ outside of a bar on Central Avenue in St Petersburg.

Officers called a fire rescue team when they discovered that she was ‘highly intoxicated’.

But she wasn’t evaluated because she is said to have threatened ‘to punch paramedics if they touched her’.

The officers said in the report that they offered to walk Taylor-Washek to her nearby apartment or call someone to pick her up.

However, she ‘continued to yell profanities’ at police officers and bystanders. At one point she allegedly asked officers ‘if they wanted to “bang” on the sidewalk’.

Despite asking them if they wanted to ‘bang’, Taylor-Washek is also said to have asked the officers if they were going to shoot her.

Eventually, Taylor-Washek was arrested for disorderly intoxication and released on Sunday on her own recognizance.

According to her Instagram, Taylor-Washek is currently competing with other women to be on the cover of Maxim magazine.

The winner receives a grand prize of $25,000, which she says she’d use to pay off her student loans.

I normally vehemently discourage looking at the photos of the suspects on these cases, but this one I’ll encourage you to go look.

Source; Dailymail


Who doesn’t want to court some good luck before taking off in that big ol’ jetliner?

A flight in China was cancelled after a passenger threw coins in the aircraft engine to bring good fortune.

The plane was scheduled to fly 148 passengers from Weifang in Shandong province to Haikou on the holiday island of Hainan when the man, identified only as Wang, tossed in the coins, wrapped in red paper.

Runway workers spotted some of the coins on the tarmac before Beibu Gulf Airlines flight GX8814 took off, alerting crew of the danger.

Putting coins in a jet’s engine poses a threat to the entire flight, as they can damage the engine.

The entire flight was deplaned and postponed until the next day, while the man was detained by police, according to an airline statement shared on Chinese microblogging site Weibo.

The man admitted to throwing a handful of coins at the plane, according to Times Now Digital.

All six coins were recovered.

It’s far from the first time a passenger in China has been discovered throwing coins into a plane engine before a flight for good luck.

In January 2020, a first-time flier who threw coins into a plane engine for good luck was ordered to pay £13,000 to a Chinese airline.

Twenty-eight-year-old Lu Chao threw the coins to wish for a safe journey as he was boarding a Lucky Air flight from Anqing to Kunming in February 2019.

He admitted to tossing the coins when Lucky Air staff quizzed passengers after finding two one yuan coins on the ground near the left engine.

The domestic flight was grounded due to safety concerns, and the 162 passengers were flown the next day following a full engine check.

The budget carrier claimed the flight cancellation cost in the region of 140,000 yuan (£16,000), and announced legal action would be taken against the passenger.

And in March 2019, two passengers were also detained for throwing coins at a plane for good luck.

The two women were boarding a Lucky Air flight from Jinan in China’s Shandong province to Chengdu in Sichuan when they threw the coins.

Flight 8L9616 was delayed by two hours while crew checked the aircraft engine for the coins.

There we were doing all those FOD walks and I never once found any free money.

Source; Independent

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  1. 5JC says:

    Olivia Taylor-Washek – I’d use a false identity, but definitely would hit it.

    • David says:

      Judging by how they describe the comments, she is living proof of the adage that beauty is only skin deep.

    • Skippy says:

      Word ^^^^^

    • Claw says:

      Does anybody need a Whiz Wheel®™ spin (FLTPSM) before hitting it?

    • Penguinman000 says:

      The living embodiment of the phrase “no matter how good looking she is someone, somewhere is sick of her shit”.

      Your pension and sanity would be safer sticking to badge bunnies.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      “NEVER stick your dick in crazy.”

      I learned that with my first Wife.

  2. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight says:

    I wonder if Mr Arsonist will be able to “tap” his good friends at #BurnLootMurder to help pay his $12M fine? (/s)

    • Fyrfighter says:

      I’m sure Camel-toe will pick up the tab…

    • Skippy says:

      Unfortunately the Biden administration
      Is working on there pardons
      So they will probably be free here by the he end of the

    • Berliner says:

      Bet he’s rethinking that 262 mile roundtrip he made that night from Brainerd to the 3rd Precinct. As far as “taps”, Bubba, Thor and Tiny will be tapping that Azzz so much he’ll have to walk with cheeks clenched to keep turds from falling out on their own.

  3. Docduracoat says:

    How come no “aspiring models” offer me lap dances in the street?

  4. The Other Whitey says:

    A “mostly peaceful” shitbag arsonist, a drunk skank, and a dipshit who thinks FODing a jet engine will bring good luck on the flight. You guys picked some winners today!

  5. Wireman611 says:

    IDK but this could be the one for IDCsarc.

  6. Skyjumper says:

    Dylan “Shakespeare” Robinson?

    To quote the bard:

    ‘Nothing will come of nothing.’

    ‘Off with his head!’

    ‘Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.’
    (namely Julio, Tiny & Thor) (grin)

    ‘How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child!’

    ‘Come, let’s away to prison’

    ‘Lord, what fools these mortals be’

    ‘[Thine] face is not worth sunburning’

    As for Olivia Taylor-Washek, it is said that she can “wiggle her nose like a bunny”.

    • The Other Whitey says:

      More for Robinson:
      -“Thou art a boil, a plague sore”
      -“Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!”
      -“Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!”
      -“Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.”
      -“Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon”
      – “Villain, I have done thy mother.”

      And for the sloot:
      “This woman’s an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure.”

  7. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Dylan Shakespeare Robinson will likely fetch at least a carton of cigarettes when he gets auctioned off, I think he’ll have some nice romantic nights with Bubba, Thor Julio and “Tiny Tyrone” before he gets shared with the cell block!

    “It’s far from the first time a passenger in China has been discovered throwing coins into a plane engine before a flight for good luck.”
    One more reason for me to not visit China!

    • Ret_25X says:

      it’s all good he says…”tis nothing but a apprenticeship gig for my full time job at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in rear)”

      He is “excited” to “experience the thrill of servicing clients in any conditions”

      Brucie’s Brainerd branch manager did not comment on the story, but is known to hire ex-cons because they “come out” with “so much relevant experience”.

      • Ret_25X says:

        Brucie’s primary competitor…Dutch down at the Circle K dumpster says that it is hard to hire “talent” when competing with a national chain.

        He is “down” on his prospects for the future in the two hole business, but says that the riots do provide some opportunity for him each year as his client base is mostly winos and strung out morons.

  8. Wilted Willy says:

    I know I would sure hit that with everything I have!!! I just want someone to explain to me why are all of the nutjobs have to be in Florida???

  9. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight says:

    The only “banging” Olivia should have done to her, is her head against the pavement.