Biden’s Dog Kicked Out of the Whitehouse

| March 9, 2021

Much was made of Major, the adopted German Shepard, being the first rescue dog in the Whitehouse.

Well, now it appears that Major’s new life was short-lived.  Biting a security member got Major a ticket back to Delaware.

From Newser:

Biden’s Dog Sent Back to Delaware: Report
3-year-old Major bit a security member, per CNN

The first rescue dog to live at the White House is already out of it. The Biden family’s two dogs were returned home to Delaware last week after 3-year-old German shepherd, Major, bit a member of security, CNN reports. It cites sources as saying the dog had showed “agitated behavior on multiple occasions, including jumping, barking, and ‘charging’ at staff and security.” The condition of the victim is unknown.

But “the episode was serious enough that the dogs were subsequently moved to Wilmington,” per the outlet. The family’s other German shepherd, 13-year-old Champ, accompanied Major. It’s unclear if the placement will be for the long term, however, as the dogs often stay in Delaware when Dr. Jill Biden is traveling. She arrived Monday in Washington state, where she’ll tour two military facilities on Tuesday, per KING5. She’ll then fly to California.

Apparently, the other dog suffered the same consequences and din do nuttin’.

Me thinks that Major would have had a better chance at staying if he crossed the Southern border illegally.

Major and Champ join an exclusive club – a club that lists David Hogg, Cindy Sheehan, Andrew Cuomo, etc.  Once their usefulness is over for a nice headline, they are discarded onto the scrapheap of history.

Just to sum things up…


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  1. Sapper3307 says:

    Just protecting Joe from a Cow-Maa-Laa accident in the elevator shaft.

  2. KoB says:

    They had to get rid of Major ’cause there is another Bitch Dog that wants to move in. Besides that, he’s male…and he’s partly white. Hmmm, seems like there was another partly white, apologetic Bitch in the White House a few years ago.

    Wonder if Major had to lick his azz to change the taste in his mouth?

  3. Daisy Cutter says:

    Taking that big steamy dump in the East Room was Major’s high watermark.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    Poor Major. All he needs is some time with a good trainer.

    Shepherds love to work, which is obviously something he doesn’t get to do in the Biteme admin. (Pun intended.)

    Seriously, I’d take him in a heartbeat and he’d be as quiet and calm as a field mouse in its lair.

  5. tshe says:

    Showed increasingly agitated behavior.

    Yeah, he figured out where we were headed as a nation and wanted off the ship.

  6. George V says:

    Not surprising. The dog was taken from an environment at the Delaware home, a place of relative calm, and moved to the White House, a place of chaos.

    I would probably bite someone if forced into that move. Poor dog couldn’t get any rest.

    If the dog sees Biden as his master he would see the staff as attacking him. If the dog senses his master’s cognitive decline and getting flustered the threat level seems higher.

    My 2 cents, based on all knowledge gleaned from TV shows on Animal Planet and Nat. Geographic Wild.

    • AZRobert says:

      Tv shows, remember Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom, good show but went off the air and then we have ads for Omaha Steaks…Now we know what happened to all the animals, tasty!

      • John Seabee says:

        PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals 😉

        • Mason says:

          If you’re ever bored and/or want to make yourself sick to your stomach, read about how many domestic animals PETA themselves kill every year. It’s some absurd number like 85-90% of the ones they bring into their “shelters.”

          • Anonymous says:

            The Leftist advocacy for animals is more important than any individual animals, comrade!

            “A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.” –Joe Stalin

      • timactual says:

        I hear they taste like chicken.

    • timactual says:

      I’ll add my 2 cents. The dog is a shelter dog. No stability or stucture, probably some trauma. Give it a little stability and security in Delaware, then tear it away and toss it into the White House blender. Not fair to the dog, but I am sure that concern was a distant second to the convenience and whims of the Bidens.

  7. So major turned out to be a major problem most likely due to some ruff days at the Reichstag’s Berghof ruffly speaking.

    • I forgot to add this after thought in my above comment: Did the dog paw some of the neutral gender staff taking after his master. I see that his 1945 predecessor also had a German shep but met it’s demise from cyanide.

  8. Sapper3307 says:

    De-Fund animal control!

    • rgr769 says:

      Grant Major and champ release on their OR, cash-less bail. Major’s bite was merely a “temper tantrum” and isn’t a basis for incarceration.

  9. FuzeVT says:

    At least they got her credentials right in the story. “Dr. Jill Biden”

    Greatest doctor of all time. Only Dr. Fauci comes close. And Dr. Strangelove. or Dr. Feelgood.

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      They are now calling the Covid-19 vaccine shot the “Fauci-Ouchy.”

      • FuzeVT says:

        Because he had something to do with it? Aside from being the biggest waste in terms of government salary, his alarmism is there only to serve the left. [In Fauci voice] “Even after we’re all vaccinated it may be until next year. . . .”
        Screw you man, what was the point of Trump jetting the vaccine done in less than a year if that is the case? When people get vaccinated, they are going to go on with their lives. Saying that nothing should change after the vaccination, that is just encouraging people to not bother. Not helpful, dude.

        • Daisy Cutter says:

          It is always easier to avoid risk by saying ‘no.’

          Likewise, if you are a physician it is always easier to err on the side of complete caution. Therefore – masks and complete lockdowns for eternity.

          I think this is what drives the logic.

          • FuzeVT says:

            I think you’re spot on. Masks and lockdowns forever avoids any responsibility by taking the most radical precautions possible. It also gives politicians a great deal of power. It’s a win-win.

            Cars kill people all the time. I guess the solution is to limit cars to 10 miles per hour and they can only be driven in full daylight (obviously not inclement weather). I mean, if it saves ONE LIFE, right?

            • SFC D says:

              You forget a ground guide wearing a PT belt.

              • FuzeVT says:

                You know, that’s fair. I think that should definitely add that to the Safe, Anti-Racism Highways and Puppies and Rainbows Act of 2021. That and $650 Trillion for blue states.

            • rgr769 says:

              After we are all, driving electric cars, think of all the electricity your plan will save, since there won’t be enough to operate all those electric motor vehicles and the electric airplanes.

            • David says:

              Fuze, don’t laugh yet… have already seen a study (referenced in an earlier study) advocating a return to the double nickel to save lives.

              Had to reread the headline, thought it said “Whorehouse.”

        • MI Ranger says:

          Does no one else think it is a coincidence that Dr. Fauci helped establish the Chinese lab in Wuhan (Wuhan Institute of Virology)?
          How did Trump choose these hacks to lead his efforts? Fauci and the Computer expert (Christopher Krebs), not to mention all his Attorney Generals, were nothing but plants that undermined his administration!

    • Anonymous says:

      Biden is a Dr. of Education like Bill Cosby.

      • Hack Stone says:

        And she is a hell of a surgeon. Just ask Whoopi Goldberg, she has a sixth sense when determining the character and qualifications of individuals, such as when said that Roman Polanski drugging and sodomizing a 13 year old girl was not “rape rape”. Maybe he only penetrated her once, hence the not rape rape.

  10. Hondo says:

    Now, just wait a minute!

    The previous article was titled “Troops might never leave DC”. But this article says they’ve just kicked another Major to the curb, banishing him from DC!

    What gives? Are the troops staying or going? (smile)

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      The behavior was attributed to Major cognitive decline so he was sent back to Delaware.

    • Mason says:

      Biden should have named him LTC Vindman and honored a real hero.

      • Hack Stone says:

        Hack assumes that Major was named after his late son, who actually served honorably. Good thing he didn’t bring in the other dog, Hunter, who has a tendency to sniff crack(s).

  11. MarineDad61 says:

    Bad dog owners the Bidens just set back the whole “rescue dog” narrative…
    …. But will anyone count the 2021 INCREASE
    in shelter and rescue dogs (mostly pits)
    getting sent to the gashouse?

    There’s a Joan Crawford joke in here somewhere,
    but it’s not really funny.

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      Bill Burr says going to the shelter and picking out a dog is like going to prison and picking out an inmate – you don’t know what crime they’ve committed in the past.

      • MarineDad61 says:

        Daisy Cutter,
        “It’s a mix.”
        Yeah, the local Rescue League is 3/4 “mix”.
        And almost all were owned by total assholes.
        Gas on.

      • timactual says:

        We got a purebred Mastiff from a shelter. Not free, but only 35$. Had some problems, of course, but a great dog nonetheless. As long as you are not paying by the pound Mastiff is the way to go.

        Small dogs have only one function—chum.

  12. Ex Coelis says:

    What’s the big deal? Biden’s dog(Major) has just managed to prove that the Secret Service also make really great chew toys.. So far as we know – at least poor ‘ol Major didn’t go full-on Bronco(Where the Buffalo Roam (1980) –

  13. 26Limabeans says:

    Both dogs will quietly be put down and the news media
    instructed to never ask about it again.

    • Anonymous says:

      Committed suicide or shot while trying to escape, Media Matters hasn’t decided what’s more appealing to the public yet.

  14. Green Thumb says:

    I hope the dog laid a huge steaming pile of Phil Monkress right in State Dining Room.

  15. Sj says:

    Nation would be better off if the dogs stayed and Plugs/”Doc” Jill went back to Del.

  16. Keepin' It Real says:

    Could the security guy have been playing with Major’s Wubba?

    Context is everything.

  17. 5JC says:

    Are they going to send Biden to Delaware when he starts displaying the same behavior?

    Fair is fair

  18. Ex-PH2 says:

    I feel sorry for the dog named Major. He isn’t the problem… and he knows it.

  19. JacktheJarhead says:

    Major was SOCMOB.

  20. USAFRetired says:

    Well Champ spent eight years living at the official VP residence so was somewhat accustomed to the official Washington circus as he grew up in it. Now because the young whippersnapper was overly protective and had the bad form to display this they are both being sent away from their pack/family.

    I currently own a large German Shepherd who is just shy of 5 years old. While he genuinely likes people and other animals, he requires formal introductions.
    To steal a quote from Bull Durham should anyone knock on the door, ring the doorbell, etc he “announces his presence with Authority”
    There is no doubt in my mind should anyone menace me my wife or kids, they would have to answer to him.

    Even after formal introductions I notice that he assumes a position between the visitor and the family member or at worst takes up a position right next to the family member.

  21. CCO says:

    Maybe Major was released to his mentor’s custody?

  22. JURASSICHM says:

    So they banned the purebreds and kept the sniffing mongrel.

  23. Arby says:

    There is no such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners.

  24. Poetrooper says:

    It’s possible Major will be replaced by a bitch.

    It’s a dead certainty his master is gonna be…

  25. Hack Stone says:

    Should make for an interesting case on Judge Judy. Does Joe Biden have homeowner’s insurance?

  26. Green Thumb says:

    Dog kicked out of the White House.

    Son kicked out of the military.

    Whats next?

    • Sapper3307 says:

      A jar of peanut butter?

      • Green Thumb says:

        Carpet cleaner and stain remover.

        One of the above can drop a steaming pile of Phil Monkress and the other is a steaming pile of Phil Monkress (on drugs).

  27. Sapper3307 says:

    ATF would have shot the dogs.
    Change my mind.

  28. rgr769 says:

    If Gropey Joe had followed his own mask mandate at the White House, Major would have been masked, thus making it impossible for him to effectively bite anyone, let alone get or transmit the virus.

    I suspect Major is a secret Trump supporter (after all he is ex-military) and this attack on White House personnel was part of a QAnon conspiracy to take out Gropey Joe. Luckily, that REMF NG general now in charge of Capitol security uncovered this plot in time to stop the assassination by canine. These canine plotters have likely already been put down. The “back in Delaware” story is just a cover.

  29. Forest Bondurant says:

    Why does Biden need any sort of dog, anyway?

    German Shepherds are hard to train and difficult to maintain.

    He should buy a shotgun… buy a shotgun.

    //sarc off//

  30. MSG Eric says:

    I’d bet that Biden was the one that actually bit someone and the dog is taking the wrap for it.

  31. Mike B USAF Retired says:

    Probably didn’t want to live in a house with Ole Joe……

  32. Slow Joe says:

    I like hot dogs.