Miami strip club fights tyranny and wins

| October 20, 2020

Who’d have thought coming in to this year that due to COVID we’d witness the rapid descent into authoritarianism that we’ve seen. In Michigan the governor keeps instituting unconstitutional orders and when the courts find against the petty tyrant, she does what other dictators do and just continues doing the illegal stuff.

As an aside, Joe Biden loves him some unconstitutional government mandates, saying “There is not a better governor in the United States of America than Gretchen Whitmer. That’s a fact,” last week. ? “Fact” you say? I do not think that word means what you think it means, Mr. Vice President.

And so it was in Miami that the Mayor instituted draconian COVID policies, violating the state governor’s order that businesses should be allowed to remain open (albeit at reduced capacity if local conditions require). The Miami mayor’s order shut down all businesses in the city from 12am-6am. If there’s a study about how COVID is  more transmissible during those hours, I’ve yet to see it. Seems like an absurdly arbitrary, capricious restriction.

A Miami strip club challenged a county-wide curfew that was imposed months ago at the height of the coronavirus pandemic and won, according to the business and several reports.

Tootsie’s Cabaret and other local Miami businesses are no longer required to abide by a 12 a.m. to 6 a.m. curfew after a judge ruled in favor of the gentleman’s club’s lawsuit, which sought to overturn Miami-Dade County’s restrictions, local affiliate WSVN-TV reported.

The New York Post reported Judge Beatrice Butchko ruled on Friday that Miami-Dade’s curfew conflicted with Florida Gov. Ron Desantis’ order, which prohibited local governments from imposing certain COVID-19-related limitations on restaurants and bars, such as those that prevent such eateries from being able to operate at 50 to 100% capacity indoors, according to an executive order.

“The Miami-Dade curfew orders conflict with [Desantis’ order] because they prohibit Tootsies from operating,” Butchko wrote in granting the temporary restraining order against the curfew, according to the Post. “[T]hey prohibit employees and contractors from working and they reduce capacity to zero for the entire time subject to the curfew.”

Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Gimenez wrote in a tweet on Saturday that officials had already appealed Butchko’s decision.

Now the single moms of Miami and the people that support them can once again conduct their dirty, sinful business in the wee hours of the morning as God intended.

Thanks to KoB for the story tip.

Source; Fox News

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  1. Combat Historian says:

    Is stripping at 1330 chicomflu-safer than stripping at oh dark thirty? Waiting for Lars to pop in here with his “Empirical Evidence”…

    • NHSparky says:

      It’s the same logic that says going to a Trump rally or Sturgis has led to eleventy bazillion deaths, but riots and demonstrations (or one morphing into the other) are perfectly fine.

  2. Wilted Willy says:

    Come On CH, You don’t think they really strip at Bezerkly now do you???

    • Combat Historian says:

      You’re probably right; Berzerkly is probably brimming with Brucie’s Bathhouse (Entrance in the Rear) franchises rather than gentlemen’s strip clubs…

  3. 5th/77th FA says:

    When I saw this one scrolling thru the news feeds I almost fell over laffing. And, naturally, the FIRST (ht 2 ‘Beans) thing I thought about is ‘Ed and Dave’s “I Support Single Moms” meme. Started me laffing all over. Kay Kitty looked at me real strangely and Chapman jumped off the couch.

    You gotta read the comments in the Fox Article. There is one in particular that gives a “valid” reason why wimmens are at greater risk to catch the ChiCom Bug than men. Bwaaahahahahahahahahaha!

  4. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    So, the court decided based on the poles?

  5. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Another “elected official” acting like a tyrant…