Biden’s Cheese is Going, Going…

| June 12, 2020

Takes careful aim with his AR-14.

If Uncle Joe comes out of his basement and sees his shadow will there be six more weeks of elections? His handlers I’m sure hope not. Their strategy of intermittent and brief pressers seems to be working, but as mentioned, cannot last much longer. See Biden His Time posted a couple of days ago.
And they simply can’t keep a gaff-a-matic down. His latest oddity/prognosis/projection, what if Trump loses the election, but refuses to cede the White House to (presumably) victor Joe?
What? This is the United States of America, not a third world kleptocracy. The fact that nothing even approaching this has ever occurred in 244 years since the signing of the Declaration Of Independence means nothing. It’s Joe’s Single Greatest Fear. We know this because he said so. Fortunately he has a hole card.

Biden says military would help oust Trump if he loses election but refuses to leave

Jason Lange

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden said he worries President Donald Trump will try to “steal” the November election but he is confident soldiers would escort Trump from the White House if he loses and does not recognize the result.

“It’s my greatest concern, my single greatest concern: This president is going to try to steal this election,” Biden said in an interview broadcast late on Wednesday on Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show.”

Biden did not specify how he thought Trump, a Republican, might cheat. But the former vice president cited Trump’s opposition to mail-in voting and said Democrats would have lawyers present at voting locations across the country to look out for Republican efforts to suppress the vote.

Tim Murtaugh, communications director for Trump’s re-election campaign, responded to Biden’s comments. “This is just another brainless conspiracy theory from Joe Biden as he continues to try to undermine confidence in our elections,” he said.

“President Trump has been clear that he will accept the results of the 2020 election,” he added.

The rest of the article is pretty much what we’ve come to expect from the international media, but feel free to read it here: Reuters

Four and a half months, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes. The only sane thing to do is to vote.

Category: "Teh Stoopid", 2020 Election, Biden

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  1. Commissar says:

    Biden’s strategy is to let Trump get him elected.

    It is a terrible strategy by a mediocre candidate.

    But, it is working so far.

    • AW1Ed says:

      Biden’s handler’s strategy, perhaps, not his. I also agree Trump has taken it on the chin with COVID and the market crash, widespread riots and senseless destruction. CHAZ? Call it what it is, Occupy Seattle and that won’t end well.
      Trump’s back at bat on the 19th and I expect a ground swell of support coming his way. Been wrong before and doubtless will be again, but this one ain’t nearly over. Stay tuned, it’s going to be interesting.

      • 26Limabeans says:

        The riots came too early. I was betting on
        September but June is way too early and the
        Communists (heh heh) have shot their wad.
        Premature ejaculation

        Plenty of ugly left but I still see Trump winning.

      • 11B-Mailclerk says:

        2016 – Donks run an epic case of moral corruption

        2020 – Donks run an epic case of mental corruption

        Just you wait for the Donks’ -epic- corruption shitshow in 2024.

    • 11B-Mailclerk says:

      Biden’s strategy is to let Trump get elected.

    • OldManchu says:

      Terrible strategy by a mediocre political party.

    • Mason says:

      Trump hasn’t even started campaigning.

      Biden’s going to be running against Biden. Which he knows, because he told people to take a look and if they don’t like him, vote for the other Biden.

      Biden’s his own worst enemy, much the same way Trump is. Except Trump has a record of accomplishments he can point to in less than four years. Biden has ten times that “experience” and has zero to show for it other than being wrong on everything in that time.

      He’s not only been wrong so much that he should enact George Constanza’s plan of doing the opposite of every instinct he’s got, he’s an openly racist and unapologetic creepy perv. He’s even blamed the victims of his pervy-ness.

      • Commissar says:

        “Trump has not even starting campaigning”

        First, he never stopped campaigning. His entire term of office has been one PR stunt after another. Never governing. Always grifting.

        Second, do you think there is anyone in this country that he can convince to support him that does not already support him? What good is campaigning going to do for him? He is not an outsider creating a new movement. There is few undecided voters with respect to their opinion of Trump.

        Third, he won by getting people that had not previously voted before to come out to vote for him. That won’t work this time. New and first time voters are strongly anti-trump.

        Fourth, there is no good news for Trump. I told you all last year that the next year will only be bad news and setbacks for the Trump administration. There is no “wins” left for him to claim. All he has is regurgitating his old lies and old debunked claims.

        Fifth, he has lost the support of the party establishment. He held them captive because they believed he was the future of the party and he controlled the party base. They have come to understand that he is toxic for the party and he has cost the Republican Party support nationwide at all levels of government. He is a liability to the party.

        • 5th/77th FA says:

          Just can’t stay away or resist your same old same old, can you spapos?

        • OldManchu says:

          Sixth, he will still be President for almost 4 1/2 more years.

        • 11B-Mailclerk says:

          Not a single person I know personally has said “not again” about Trump.

          Many have said “I held my nose the first time. Voting gladly this time.”

          Plenty still say “Dont -like- Trump. Can’t -stand- democrats.” = Trump vote.

          A number said “Didn’t vote Trump. Will this time.” Often followed by “dems went nuts” or “dems are blatant crooks”.

          Zero have said “voted Trump. Not again”. Zero. Nada. Zilch.

          • Commissar says:

            You live in an incredibly insular bubble.

            Astonishing really.


            • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

              BITCH, PLEASE! You prove yourself to be a 24K liberal cultist with 99.99% of your comments.

              • Commissar says:


                And you don’t seem to know what the hell liberalism or conservatism is.

                You just believe whatever your told to believe by those manipulating your soft
                ,sycophantic, and eager-to-belong mind.

                • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

                  I SEE liberalism as pure and adulterated intellectual LAZINESS. Liberals nearly always think and act in herds and those who even remotely dissent with the herd-think are banished in a Orwellian way.

                • Poetrooper says:

                  “And you don’t seem to know what the hell liberalism or conservatism is.”

                  Says the dipshit who says the Nazis weren’t socialists, the Chinese aren’t communists and Antifa aren’t terrorists.

                  Yeah, Lars, YOU define liberalism and conservatism for us, okay?

                  I mean, since you’re doing so well so far…

            • 11B-Mailclerk says:

              -you- just denied reality.

              You are projecting like a multiplex.

              • Commissar says:

                I’m visiting your bubble, dipshits.

                • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

                  Commissar, DO KEEP spewing your brainwashed babble, to me you’re like a porthole to where I can see the left’s cultist lunacy!!!

                • Poetrooper says:

                  “I’m visiting your bubble, dipshits.”

                  You might be a bit more effective if you didn’t bring your own bubble with you…


            • SFC D says:

              When I hear “incredibly insular bubble” I think “Berkeley “.

            • Bubblehead Ray says:

              You are closing your eyes to reality.

              I didn’t vote for either Trump or Clinton last election because I couldn’t stand either of them. This year I’ll be voting for Trump gladly, because the Democrats have proven they have collectively lost their minds. You underestimate the effect these completely bat-shit-crazy Dems have on people who haven’t drunk your brand of Kool Aid. Also, my 21 year old daughter, who is staunchly anti Trump states she will never vote for Joe Biden either because he’s obviously mentally incompetent. She’s not alone. Many of her friends that she goes to college with have expressed the same misgivings. You are counting unhatched chickens.

              There seems to be only one cult member here, and it’s you.

            • USMC Steve says:

              The only deluded fool here is you Lars. Your socialist mentality is a credit to the last twenty or so years of the Dumbing Down of America, and you have learned your lessons well. You are mentally inert. That is why you only see life as you interpret it rather than the reality of it. How bad it will suck to be you when Trump gets reelected, and starts imprisoning your idols for the criminals they are.

        • Poetrooper says:

          Lars says:

          “Second, do you think there is anyone in this country that he can convince to support him that does not already support him?”

          There you go again, dipshit, shooting off your mouth without first engaging your brain. Trump doesn’t need to convince anyone new to support him because you Democrats are doing it for him in spades (and yes that’s intentional-report me) by supporting the riots and turning against the police.

          Hell, you Antifa/Black Bloc (whatever you call yourselves) fools are managing to drive black voters to Trump even in the face of so-called “racial” protests.

          By the way, if you consider Joe Biden (an even worse nominee than Hillary if that’s possible) to be a “mediocre” candidate, I’d dearly love to see what you would deem a “bad” bearer of the party standard.

          Whoo boy, you never let us down, do ya, dip?

        • Blaster says:

          To your fourth point- there is never any “good news” for Trump with the leftist controlled media.

          To your fifth point- he never had the support of the party. He never asked for it- kind of the point of “draining the swamp “

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      COMMISSAR, I busted a nut laughing at your comment!!!

    • Anonymous says:

      I’m Joe Biden, and my caregiver says I need to take my meds.

  2. rgr769 says:

    I like Biden’s latest comment about how it is terrible that Trump is going to an event on June 19th or Juneteenth cuz that is the commemoration of the destruction of the first “Black Stock Exchange” or words to that effect. I suppose Ol’ Gropey Joe has never heard of the Black celebration of Lincoln’s Emancipation Declaration, signed in 1863.

    • MustangCryppie says:

      The race hustlers are saying it’s a DOUBLE WHAMMY.

      Having the rally in Tulsa, the site of the race riots, is the first slap in the kisser.

      And having it on “Juneteenth” which is the celebration of the end of slavery. June 19th is the date that the last Confederate state, Texas, read the Proclamation to the slaves. That’s the second “insult.”

      Just ask Al Sharpton. He’ll tell you.

      • OldManchu says:

        They will probably find a few more things to be upset about in the next few days as well as those you pointed out.

        • MustangCryppie says:

          They always do!

          • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

            The left will ALWAYS manufacture something to be “offended” about after which they will stir and herd their minions into tearing their own turf up and afterward asking for everyone else to wipe their collective ass for them!

      • rgr769 says:

        Trump has moved his rally to the 20th, so he just sidestepped this faux issue. But one wonders if Sundowner Joe will continue to yap about some Black stock exchange.

        • AW1Ed says:

          This move will appease the chattering class, and they will quietly bide their time until the November elections.


  3. 26Limabeans says:

    “refuses to cede the White House”

    You mean like Obama et al?

  4. Hack Stone says:

    A quick check on Al Gore’s Amazing Internet says that there are 72,000,000 registered Democrats in America, and they decided this is the best and brightest in their party. And the sad thing is, he probably is.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      The NRA claims 5 million memebers.
      That would be about 7 percent of the above claimed Dems.

      The NRA has stated that it can swing any “close” election,
      includng state and local. I believe it.

      Disclaimer: I am a life member but still renew my membership
      every now and then because. I just sent them another $120 to
      extend it another five years. I’m gonna live forever.

  5. 5th/77th FA says:

    A real pity that out of several hundred million people that Creepy Groping Joe is the best that the demon rats can put up. Not really surprising since in the past they have offered up suspected murderers, gypsies, tramps, and thieves. Seems like I remember a former occupant of 1600 PA Ave, while vacating the premises, took various and assorted pieces of furnishings and housewares.

    These mofos make me sick with disgust. Imagine the progress that could have been made over the last 3 years if the domestic enemies of our country had of worked with Trump instead of pouting, plotting, and scheming simply because that skrunt, dasHitlerbeast, THE Bitch of Benghazi, didn’t get her turn.

  6. UpNorth says:

    Anyone see the hilarity that Pervy Joe made the latest idiotic statement on the Comedy Central network? The ads just write themselves.

    • 11B-Mailclerk says:

      How on earth will the stay in business if the Donks keep beclowning themselves, worse than any parody?

      And, our Comrades over at are also enduring a Struggle to stay ahead of Donk insanity.

  7. Ret_25X says:

    Actually, Slow Joe Biden is the perfect democrat candidate….

    Sexual predator? Check
    Corrupt? Check
    Liar? Check
    Inarticulate? Check
    Ignorant? Check
    Never had a job? Check
    Corrupt children? Check
    KKK association? Check
    Anti 2A? Check
    Anti 1A? Check
    Anti 4A? Check
    Chinese minion? Check
    Russian minion? Check
    Drools? Check

    He is the perfect democrat. Believes in nothing, does the bidding of stronger men, gibbers incoherently and hates restrained government.

    What’s not for Kummissar to love? He’s the kind of “man” that would bring us closer to direct confiscation and gulags.