Daniel A. Bernath; phony CPO
Editor’s Note: Daniel A. Bernath passed away on January 21, 2018
Scotty sent this to us over the weekend and I was holding on to it for a drought, but our own Ex-PH2 was excited that Daniel A. Bernath was a PH2, too. Just by looking at the rank on his sleeve, you can tell he’s a phony since, instead of laying out the bucks for new rank, he had a stripe embroidered on the sleeve. He has service stripes for twenty years of service, but his FOIA tells a different story;
3 years and change in active service, and a couple of years in the Reserves. Now let’s do some math – you’ll need most of your fingers, he’s wearing seven awards in the picture and the FOIA says that he has five. Well, finally we got a Navy phony who is not a SEAL.
ADDED: Look familiar? Courtesy of Sparks to whom I bow for his superior Google-foo belt.
From MCPO;
Category: Phony soldiers
Thanks, PH. I will let him know that he is remembered well. I know this is not really the place for this, but given that it’s pretty much all Navy throughout, figured you would not mind.
And perhaps in a small way serve as a lesson to the subject of this topic how honorable veterans behave. Every day.
http://www.tualatinvfw.com/biography/comrade-daniel-a-bernath/
Dude is a member of the VFW,,, this is his member profile it allows for comments too.
OWB, sitting there in those women’s underthings, will a prayer from an ARMY AIRBORNE INFANTRY Type be accepted? I am sending one whether or not.
OWB. Go to Forrestal Association. Notify across their email structure. No doubt they have a mech to help with something. They have all the crews musters …
@ Mr. Bill. You are correct.
See Hondo to redeem your 10 Points!
MCPO NYC USN Ret: Ref. new duty assignment! You are now,with Jonn’s permission, the COB=Chief of the Blog.Hereby the new Senior adviser to TAH on all things Navy!Carry on!
Oh … Free speech extends to no name on the internet. Privacy prevails and it is protected as long as one wishes and conducts reasonable means to ensure such … So Danny Boy … If you wish to wage war against anyone here under their protected US rights … Go for it. Sue the Internet and the inventor AL GORE. Till then, anything said here is gold and there is NOTHING a scrap metal thief like you (or your type) can do about it.
One other point to ponder, long before you met us … We knew all about you. We are neither amused nor concerned about your threats. Our collective wealth, power, stature, respect and conviction out weighs your cheap and amature posture!
Stick that in your AVFUEL tank and fly it in to ground!
Alert, alert , this just in: pilot extraordinaire Bernath plans on making kamikaze attract on the U.S.S. THIS AINT HELL. After swilling Pagan Pink Ripple, he fueled up his plane to take out the ship.
Oh never mind, he ran out of fuel over the Great Lakes.
I’m going to summarize a bit here, mostly for the purpose of increasing my speed on my new keyboard, and for your amusement and education. @338, barnacle baldy bernastypants Bernath calls us Anonymous Cowards, a reference to the hacker group known as Anonymous. Then he says ‘You are disgusting.’ Well, to summarize: A – We few, wehappyfew at TAH, have NOT done any of the following disgusting things: – lied to the military about our ages in order to enlist; – attacked a man on crutches in an elevator; – libeled him by saying he’s a member of the Ku Klux Klan; – demanded ‘dirt’ on a large number of attorneys; – picked a fight with and maligned a Federal judge; – forged clients’ signatures in endorsement blocks on settlement checks and pocketed the money; – failed to pay child support; – owned a plane for more than 3 years and crashed it, and then sued the manufacturer and other people for a mechanical flaw that could have been fixed in those 3+ years; – co-opted the 20-year portrait of a career senior Navy petty officer; – altered said portrait very badly to inflate our resumes; – lied about a ‘wishful thinking’ honor reserved for people who have done great service to the military and the Navy without being asked; – heinously libeled a complete stranger on her blog, which is her property; – threatened to sue any and all of the people who post on This Ain’t Hell for any reason at all; – threatened to sue anyone, including Bernath himself. Nobody here gives a flying fart in space about your crappy life or your crappy career, Bernath. You have a lifetime history that is on public record of making a train wreck out of what could have been a good career. You went down the wrong track. You have only yourself to blame for that. You’ve spent many long years proving to everyone around you that you can’t be trusted. That is in public records for everyone to see. No one here had ever heard of you until… Read more »
Man, this thread was dead for a while and then blew up ala Wickre. This clown should have left well enough alone; I had forgot about him due to the plethora of posers (alliteration, thanks to my high school English Lit teacher) that have shown up lately (William Derek Church, Bing!). I mean he was under the radar and had to go poking the bear. So be it……..Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war! Remember, it ain’t fun if the Engineers can’t have none!
EMMMM! Ex-PH baby! You been bitch-slapping the boi Bernath good! Fo real, real good, lmao! Yo, ExHack! Where you been dawg? Oh wait, I’ve been AWOl and tied up on other non-essential shit while yall been bitchslapping our boi here around. That’s okay though, I has showed up with muh big broom, dust pan, shovel, mop and five gallon bucket.
So BERNATH? How on earth do you figure TIGARD is on the fucking ocean, you mOrOn? Wait, wait, wait…You live in a large canvas tent on the Tualatin River. BUT, because the Willamette River rises when the tide comes in on the Columbia, thereby causing Oswego Lake to rise as well you think that your living the fucking Pacific Ocean. Right?
See where TIGARD is? Try again, fuckwad…
I figured it out. Billy J. Mitchell, the actor who gets squeezed to death by Agent Onatop in “Goldeneye.”
http://blog.flicks.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/Goldeneye01-e1322644182298.jpg
He also played Nick River’s agent in “Top Secret.”
http://blog.flicks.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/Goldeneye04-e1322644062969.jpg
I’ll just leave that there for y’all to think on.
Sweeper: I’ve been out enjoying life in general today.
Also, I’ve nothing new to contribute. And Daniel A. Bernath has offered us nothing new. He was, is, and ever shall be a lying shit stain who steals valor others have earned, harrasses and sues better men than he, blames others for his own ineptitude, and cons and grifts his way through life. Daniel A. Bernath may (MAY; at this point his utter lack of honor is now a rebuttable presumption) have had an honorable service record, but like so many others, he’s forever sullied it. Daniel A. Bernath will forever now be known as the Phony Chief, forever and ever, or at least until shit sticks to the moon.
Wow, that head is so photoshopped onto that body. Loser. Shitbag. Flop. Dud. Washout.
So the DEADBEAT DAD, LIAR and FRAUD known as Daniel Bernath shows up for a “drive by”. If he was a Genuine CPO, he’d do the honorable thing and apologize, but as we have seen, that is a long reach for him.
BTW “CRASH”… having enough fuel in an aircraft help with maintaining that harmonious balance between the four forces of flight (Lift, Drag, Thrust and Gravity). Must have slept through that part of flight school… maybe while your dropping all sorts of law suits, you should sue the flight school you attended for not teaching you that important fact.
MCPO… thanks for reaching out to MCPON and CHINFO, hopefully they will act on this issue quickly.
Heh.
@366- well, that was enlightening, and shows that he still refuses to take responsibility for his actions
Now that is some funny stuff…
nastypants is a one-poser wrecking crew…
Bernath! Do da math, dude! *roflmao*! WTG, Lilyea! Great find!
@366 – JL, you never fail to surprise me.
Belly laugh at Zero Cloudy Thirty. ROFLMAO!!!!!
Holy Crapping Crap, Vinny! It’s true: you can’t fix teh stoopid!
OH! MY! GOD! Laughed so hard I got the hiccups out of it!
And it isn’t even Christmas! THANK YOU!
Empty fuel tanks = Empty brain. That’s all I have to say about this dead beat wanna be CPO.
As I remember pre-flight check requirement includes checking fuel quantity and quality.
How about that Danny Boy … You sound like one sqaured away Sailor!
You are one major piece of work!
These are great reads. Flying types will really love them.
http://www.pilotsofamerica.com/forum/showthread.php?t=64383
http://ctflier.com/index.php?/topic/2551-dan-bernath-letter/
My brother has a 1946 Taylorcraft taildragger. It was his first airplane. He has put two new covers on it since he bought it after he got his pilot’s license, 48 years ago.
This Taylorcraft has a fuel gauge that consists of a stiff wire with a right-angle bend stuck into a cork, floating in the fuel tank. It’s in plain sight. The height of the bent part of the wire indicates fuel volume. You keep your eye on that wire. If it’s low, you add fuel.
He also flies two planes that he built from plans. He’s qualified on a DC-3, as well as several other planes.
Not once in 48 years has he had even a minor bad landing, never mind a crash, from running low on fuel, becuase he has enough freaking common sense to FILL THE FREAKING FUEL TANK before flying.
An airplane is not an automobile. If you have only 3 gallons of avgas left, it isn’t even a reserve. You land and find a way to refuel. Otherwise, you is gonna crash fer sure.
MCPO NYC, I tried to put a bug in the goat’s ear, but I’m not sure he understood the real problem. Perhaps I wasn’t forceful enough? I didn’t offer wine and cheese, just the facts.
EX-PH2. It is OK. More in the works!
Understood and standing by.
Danny boi, you stated here that you have all these great toys and a life of luxury. I guess you measure success by things accumulated. Then why try to fake being an E-7? I guess money can’t buy everything.
I am sure you do not understand the dynamic of The Master Chief setting the course and us Senior Chiefs carrying it out. Remember, The Mater Chief sends us out to do the (UN)iform (FU)nction che(CK)s.
Rog that SENIOR!
I’m sure in his mind he wonders why no one appreciates all the great things he accomplishes for society. Note I said “in his mind”.
@RM3(SS) – ‘in his mind’?
I think you may be giving him too much credit. 😉
How do I get that anime icon that has the little guy banging his head on a brick wall?
I don’t get the whole Daniel A. Bernath crash thing. I am not a pilot. However, before I would ever fly anything that needed gas, I would pay the money and have ALL available tanks filled before every flight. I mean, I may crash for some reason but it would NEVER be because I ran out of gas for goodness sake.
Daniel A. Bernath looking for a payday I think.
Buttblast Bernath,
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Okay, still not on the list. Let’s see….hey Dickbreath Beneath, isn’t all of this true?
“He was disbarred in California for stealing money from a client and then disbarred in Oregon when he fled to that state and lied on his bar application about the California disbarment! The Oregon court found him to be of unworthy moral character to practice law (and that bar has to be pretty LOW)!and he also has failed to pay child support. Once disbarred he decided to represent people in front of the Social security administration (you don’t have to be a lawyer to do that) and then “chest bumped” a Judge! Google this psychopath – I am not making any of this up! As stated, he is suing Yelp, and most recently sued his former law partner. His wife (who owned the CT he was Flying because he owes so much money in judgments against him) filed an affidavit in SUPPORT of his most recent lawsuit (where he claims he was taken advantage of by his former law partner) that he has to catheterize himself, takes pain medication four times a day, and “rocks back and forth uncontrollably”. Go to the NTSB website and look up the preliminary report of the crash of N102HA where he admitted to sheriffs that he ran out of gas and “misjudged the winds” – then did NOT COOPERATE with NTSB or FAA investigators! He crashed in the fall and filed a lawsuit (without any experts involved and without a final report issuing from NTSB) less than a MONTH later! Google “Daniel Bernath plane crash” for news footage and his admissions of negligence. And to top it off (pardon the pun) he admitted to making a precautionary landing at an airport seven miles away from the crash site to check his fuel and estimate “four gallons” an amount that would have made him illegal to take off with sufficient 30 minute reserves. “
Daniel A. Bernath, I am “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance”. Yea, I admit it. That was me hiding in the shadows that fateful night. There was no way I was going to see Ransom Stoddard get shot down like a dog in the street. Especially by a thug, robber and POSER like Liberty. Haunts me to this day but it had to be done. For the good of Shinbone and the territory. Ransom Stoddard was the LAST attorney in this country with honor and he served the good people of Shinbone until becoming a Statesman Senator. Though I am now well over 110 years old I still have that Winchester. My man, Pompey, still cleans it for me. He’s pretty old too.
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You should take a lesson in the ethics of law from the likes of Ransom Stoddard.
Man do I love This Ain’t Hell and all my fellow veterans here. All you folks rock! 😀
Danny boi
My Name is Stephen Frank Cio and I am the 4th most dangerous man in the world.
Goggle me and you will see the kind of death and destruction I can do.
I am Leonidas, King of Sparta. Molon labe, you son of a bitch.
@338, So how is that whole pleading with the flying community for support thing working out for you? You seem to have made quite a lasting impression on all those other pilots. Not a good one either… I wouldn’t even send my ex wife out flying with you. Though if you want to hook up with Dillwad Whittlessone, he could be a good co-pilot for you. I think he was arrested for flying while drunk…
I have no name, for I am the Most Interesting Man in the World…Stay Thirsty My Friends…
And just in case you were too thick to “get it”, Bernath: yeah, the link in comment 260 kinda sums up my opinion about you. “You should GFY.”
As well as STFU.
Anyone who has more than 30 seconds even thinking about flying knows that his story about running out of gas is stupid. Folks who has actually flown an aircraft might have stronger reactions to his silliness.
Attn: Daniel A. Bernath, PHC (fer realz) I’m coming clean. My real name is probably something you’ve heard of in the past. I’m kinda a famous guy, JUST. LIKE. YOU. Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. No, when I go to sea, I go as a simple sailor, right before the mast, plumb down into the fore-castle, aloft there to the royal mast-head. Finally, I always go to sea as a sailor, because of the wholesome exercise and pure air of the fore-castle deck. For as in this world, head winds are far more prevalent than winds from astern (that is, if you never violate the Pythagorean maxim), so for the most part the Commodore on the quarter-deck gets his atmosphere at second hand from the sailors on the forecastle. And, doubtless, my going on this whaling voyage, formed part of the grand programme of Providence that was drawn up a long time ago. It came in as a sort of brief interlude and solo between more extensive performances. I take it that this part of the bill must have run something like this: “Grand Contested Election for the Presidency of the United States. “WHALING VOYAGE BY ONE ISHMAEL.” “BLOODY BATTLE IN AFFGHANISTAN.” (THANKS OBAMA!) Chief among these motives was the overwhelming idea of the great whale himself, Daniel A. Bernath. Such a portentous and mysterious monster, Daniel A. Bernath roused all my curiosity. Then the wild and distant seas where he rolled his island bulk, rocked his lies and the wind flowed through the few remaining wisps of heir remainig on his vacuious dome; the undeliverable, nameless perils of the whale Daniel A. Bernath; these, with all the attending marvels of a thousand Patagonian sights and sounds, helped to sway me to my wish. With other men, perhaps, such things would not have been inducements; but as for me, I am tormented… Read more »
RE #386 Sparks: I am with you on that one. We, the regulars here, don’t make claims of any phony service, don’t have to photoshop our heads onto another’s body, and we damned sure know, (even the non-aviators among us), not to fly when one tank is empty and the other is damned near empty. In short, we are honest with ourselves and others, unlike Daniel “Dumbass” Bernath.
@393 Great post. I loved the book when I was a boy and still do. So maybe I will change my name to Mr. Starbuck, the quiet Quaker.
@394 Franky O
It is my humble opinion that Mr. Daniel A. Bernath has probably been flying on nearly empty tanks for quite a long time, now.
We do know for a fact that he has done it at least one time.
/just an observation
HEY DANIEL A. BERNATH, THE FAKE E-7, found me yet, wannabe-Sherlock? My real name might be Eugene P. Wetterbetter, and I could be one of those guys in the NM Desert doing “research” for the “Gubbermint”, maybe Area 52 or 53, I might go by a code name, can’t say, I’m not even wearing my tinfoil hat while I post this, and *PZZZZZZT!*…
OOH, LOOK, SOMETHING SHINY!!
An excellent analogy, Chip! Daniel A. Bernath is at least 4 3/4 gallons short of a 5 gallon tank when it comes to brains and common sense!
Sparks
I know
you are lurking to be #400
Oh sorry about that.