Meet Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn, the youngest Marine SGM
Bumped back up to the top because Mailahn wants us to take it down. He threatened us with a law suit until I sent him our attorney’s email address and now he just wants me to be cool (You used to be cool). Just some background; he’s ALLEGEDLY behind on child support, he ALLEGEDLY stole $12k from his daughter’s Little League Association. He ALLEGEDLY got fired for making $800 worth of phone calls from the fire station where he worked for phone sex – but I’m the reason he can’t find a job.
Lately, every time I try to be a nice guy, I get it stuck right in my ass, so those days have passed and Mailman is a fixture here. I think he started in again because the Stolen Valor Tournament is gearing up this week and he’s shooting for another one seed. But he even failed at winning the tourney last year.
They tell us he’s a 43-year-old car salesman who lives in his mother’s basement. He was a fireman until he ran up the firehouse phonebill with more than $800 in telephone calls to phone sex numbers and they fired his horny ass. According to his own profiles, he graduated from high school when he was 20 years old – a real over-achiever.
Did I mention that he was arrested for embezzling over $12,000 from the Barrington New Jersey girls little league association? Well, he did – that over-achiever thing working for him again. his defense in that case? He’s a Marine and he’d never violate his code of ethics and do something like that.
Well except that the NPRC has no record of him ever serving. Ever.
Oh, by the way, he just sent the good folks at POW Network an email threatening to…guess what…sue if they don’t remove the information from their website that he himself posted on the internet;
U have my info on your site I want it removed asap I gave no permission to have any of my info pix or anything on your site I would also like to have the name of whoever put my name on there I have the collingswood police dept looking into to who put it up there but I want it removed forthwith
I’m sure that “forthwith” had Chuck and Mary shaking in their shoes. I know it gave me a feeling.
I will keep sending u my request till u do oh and I contacted my lawer if its not down with in 2s hrs I will sue u
If I ever start typing like a twelve-year-old girl, I’d hope that one of you fine people would put me out of my misery.
So, now his “info pix” are posted on yet another website…I wonder what his “lawer” will advise. I’d better call my “lawer” and tell him that there will be one more in the “I’m here to sue TAH” line at the Mineral County Courthouse next Tuesday.
Category: Phony soldiers
Ronald were you always a retard or did you work really hard at becoming
Ronald Mailahn Says:
February 8th, 2012 at 3:11 pm
I love this please post more I love your making. Me famous.
Ron Mailahn Says:
February 8th, 2012 at 7:07 pm
Yes I never lied but u guys would not listen and yes I have a record I never tried to hide it I’m not the first person to make a mistake
ok buddy–
1) I suppose given your illustrious lifestyle, this is probably the most attention you’ve received since being rejected as an abortion candidate. However, this doesn’t make you famous, it re-affirms that you are other a) suffering from some untreated mental disorder (if this is it, seek therapy) or b) a shit.
2) Though EXTREMELY unlikely, there could be some truth to some small part of your claims to service. Especially given the criteria for making that kind of rank. Maybe the USMC has some different rules of accession than the USA, but I highly doubt FELON is on the list of criteria for a MC promotion board.
3) During a break today, I passed these pics around the orderly room, and the consensus was, after much deliberation that ass-hat was an improper description and that crotch-cricket was more suiting, and more amusing.
4) BTW a USMC buddy informed me that like all the other uniformed services a SGM must have at a minimum an associates degree, but to accomplish the impossible and get picked up as young as you claim, would have to at least have a lengthy valorous combat service record and a bachelor’s degree. Your stinky grammar would certainly prove otherwise.
5) Those disastrous attempts at uniforms are icing on the cake. LMAO! you are most definitely J A MACBETH Qualifyed dude!
So enjoy the attention while you get it. Us military types will enjoy giving you what you deserve, but remember, Stolen Valor is enforceable again, and impersonating an officer or official of the Fed is a felony…you may be looking forward to another tour as favorite felon of the year.
HOO-AH!
You guys should all be ashamed of yourselves. Ronald Mailahn is a national hero. He stole the money from those children to fund his mission to kill Bin Laden.
He made 1 mistake, but has 9 liens against him in courts from 1996 to 2006. Want to dispute those as well Marine?
This one had to hurt:
Filing Number:
DC-002194-2006
Filing Type: CIVIL SUIT
Location: NEW JERSEY SUPERIOR COURT LAW DIVISION SPECIAL CIVIL PART S
tate: NJ Original Filing Date: 1/31/2006
Amount: $9,452
Debtor Name: MAILAHN, RONALD JR Debtor SSN: 156-64-xxxx
Debtor Address: [redacted]
Creditor: MIKE MEGLINO
@12 Keep WRITING, I love your books!
I don’t know who called him TURD-BURGLAR above, but THAT must his name in the next year’s phony vets contest!
I think I want to be General Wang, but I think TSO might be offended.
I say he makes it to at least the fecal four. Dumbasses that make a special appearance here to eliminate any doubt of their stupidity always get my vote.
Turd-Burglar = any undesirable purveyor and thief of fresh turd like material from its dz.
Almost called a nose picking private that this morning….then remembered newer kinder army and a certain special “SGM” and had to stop myself!
@ 157 509th? as in 1/509th ABN INF @ JRTC? Rockin unit! Got some high speed training from them while stationed down there..while i was still a POG…one of the many reasons I went 11B!
TSO–is that the “Lightning Mike” I’m thinking of?
If so, that was a whole bag full of stoopid right there.
Damn you, TSO! I looked! My eyes have just been permanently burned out of my head! I hate you! Why did you tell me not to look????????????
BTW – I’m highly disturbed that there’s any being that sports any form of vagina that would allow this retarded fucknozzle’s needle dick near her! Worse yet… it reproduced?????
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
Nicki, it didn’t reproduce, someone had it in for him.
*shudder*
I’m still mad at TSO!
MSH @159: 1st of the 509th, but in Vicenza, Italy.
I raised hell with him about the stuff he emailed to me (see @152). He wrote back this morning to say,
“Last time I will ask u this leave me alone I’m at work and this couls xost me my job”
That made me wonder if word was getting around about his misdeeds and he was getting heat for them. So I replied, “What do you mean by ‘this’? What could cost you your job?”
His reply:
“I’m not allowed to text I could lose my job”.
And yes, I did write him and tell him,
“Sigh…well, you dumb shit, if that’s the case, DON’T REPLY UNTIL YOU GET OFF WORK!!! You just proved you are NOT a SgtMaj. You’re too dumb to even be a private. Where did you get your high school diploma or GED, out of a Crackerjack box?”
Words fail me. No, the entire English Language…words, grammar, all of it fails me.
Just got this from him after having emailed him.
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Please don’t email me again I will fwd any emails to my attorney I’m done with u people have a nice day
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
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Think that’s going to stop me? I’m shaking in my boots.
I love this phantom attorney of his who is no doubt charging him only to inform him that he is in-fact intellectually deficient. He keeps threatening people with legal action without a cause of action, and then accuses people of harrassing him.
Newsflash dillweed, you’ve become a public person by virtue of illegal behavior and attempting to engage on the blog, you weren’t chosen at random. When you engage in illegal activity you can’t resort to just saying “go away or I will sue.”
I really hope this numbnuts sues, but not a one of these guys has ever done so. It’s almost embarassing.
Of course he can’t text at work. You drop a phone in the fryer and it ruins the whole batch!
It’s hard to text and tie knots at the same time.
Unfortunately, I know this idiot and he doesn’t even have a job!!!!!!!
I just wanted to chime in here and tell you that he does NOT have a job!!! and he does not pay any of his bills or support his child like he should
Yet he has a cell phone with which he can alternately tell us to keep making him famous and to stop bothering him.
What did y’all do to this poor lad – interrupt his watching a porn movie???
Assurance and Safe-Link, Jonn. I’m sure that’s how all those homeless folks in the pictures with FLOTUS got their phones. Free phones, except that everyone pays with hidden costs and fees.
Yeah, well, UpNorth, he’s got a Blackberry and using RIM’s network.
I also would like to Thank each and everyone of you that has truly served our fine country for all that you sacrificed for us. I have a brother that is in the service and I know first hand what you all give up to do your job. It makes me sick when an idiot for lack of a better word to use thinks that just by saying that he did something it means that he did. A very good friend of our and my brother both were over seas and came home with more battle scares then what you see on the surface. It breaks my heart to know just a little of what you all have gone through and still are and will be for dealing with for the rest of your life. This moron thinks that he was a Marine and never has been. I say Ron why don’t you just come clean with your self and everyone else an tell the truth…. as the saying goes “THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE”
See Ronny–you’re all butt-hurt now for being outed and you keep coming back for more, but when you slowly figure out that you dun goofed and you have the cyber police backtracing your ass, it’s already too late.
Like I said, your PO might like hearing about this.
And here I thought you would have used your “safe word” or whatever the fuck ya’ll use by now.
Ron, I must say that your handling of this situation surprises me. You have to be 100% retarded to believe that you are a SgtMaj in the Marine Corps. So some part of your lowly existance must tell you that you’re a complete bag of shit. Why would you come on here to defend what we know is a complete lie? I would like to go to your wedding next year, and what will likely be your 350 lb Male bride at the federal prison that you will be stationed at. Everybody does make mistakes like you said! Now get up off you retarded ass and walk upstairs and ask your Parents why they mad the mistake of bumping uglies back in 1968. I think even your mom wishes you were a blow job. You fucking retarded failed abortion!!!! sincerly, Jeff
#179 I just fell out of my chair at that one.
Interesting. I’ll have been in 12 years this May and I have more medals than he does. I have yet to see an E9 with less than 6 racks.
@ 181 David, I hear ya. I was a golden boy on the fast track and our 1st Shirt said is was ‘possible’ for me to make Gunny in 10 years. Bn SgtMaj Meza said I could ‘possibly’ make SgtMaj in TWENTY years. Mind you I was an AJ squared away hard charger and it was only ‘possible’ I could be an E-9 in 20 years.
I’d like to go to this $h!t birds wedding only to tear those blues, with the missing button, off of his phony a$$ and cram the down his phony throat.
Hmmmm very interesting.
Hey if you are going to fake at least do your research first. 1) red t under charlies hmmm must be new Corps 2) your fruit salad is out of whack. other items are obviously wrong.
Ever hear of stolen valor?
I tell you what, I’ve been out of the Corps for awhile and would love to buy you a drink at our VFW and catch up on your new Corps and adventures. I’m sure it would be very interesting. I’ll even buy.
He is a waste of life. He has NO job, and he is going to marry this amazon and live with his mother?! He is a lazy ass, a cheat, and a liar. It makes me ill.
And Ronnie–don’t mind that loud noise as the door locks shut behind you–they just want to make sure they can express their “appreciation” uninterrupted, m’boy.
Notice how he hasn’t been back much today? Telling, indeed.
Anyone know if he’s actually been reported to the authorities yet?
@186 Brandon B, I e-mailed a couple of Bro’s from that neck of the woods who said they would get in touch with local authorities to see what could be done about this a$$ wipe. Forkin’ loser!
@ Bandon B I’d like to know too. I’ll take care of it if I can get more info. Hate these Basta%^ who fake to be one of us.
Hey Ronnie your fate is about sealed, you have been exposed and after checking a certain website you are being reported. Instead of Semper Fi you are going to feel like you want to Semper Die. You should’ve stuck with trying to be Army. Even a certain 14 year old I know pointed out your obvious mistakes in your photos. No SNCO especially a SgtMaj would make those stupid ass mistakes. You are a total disgrace to all humanity. You arent even man enough to be a jockstrap on one of my fellow Marines. Hows it feel to be a fake, fraud and wantabe. They say imiatation is the finest form of flattery, but in your case its the finest form of shit.
Wait, I’ve got it! His red shirt under the “Charlies” (not sure if those of us who Ain’t Real Marines Yet can use that term) is to signify that he is the SgtMaj of the Red Shirt Battalion! All the skid marks sent in to be ammo sponges!
What’s disturbing is what 43 year old has a myspace page
I have a feeling our little internet “Marine” is about to lose the freedom that many servicemen served fought and gave their lives for.
Anyone know how to find out who his parole officer is? I bet he would like to know that shitdick here is engaging in illegal activity (SVA).
TSO–I’m sure a phone call to the city/county of residence in NJ would put you well on the way to finding his PO.
@190 Flagwaver, SHHH! That’s classified information! You only get the red shirt if you make SgtMaj in less than 16 years!?
You can contact Mark Zubricki at Camden County Probation Office. His phone number is 856-661-2601. He is a supervisor at the probation office and he might be interested in what you have to say.
Ronnie changed his FaceBook. He now has that he resides in Newark NJ. LIE! He is still at Mommys apartment. He took down that he is employed at the USMC. And I didnt see his SgtMajor bullshit lines out there. But he still left us his ugly ass pictures to look at.
Ahh Haa Haa!!!! This has been one funny read. TermLance, TAH, AND the POW Network. ronnie McFuckNugget InternetFamous!
P.S. I don’t know what TSO does, but don’t piss him off!
Cause of you prople Ron tried to kiill himself.
Why can u peple just leave him alone? I love him and I don’t care what he is.Ass long as I am with him. Yes he is tough but this just put him over the edge.Please leave my Boyfriend alone .and like I said howp u are all happy with yourself.
Jenny
By the way, Jenny, guess you’re using his phone since it shows the same RIM IP address. Either that or it’s the inveterate liar himself trying imitate his chubby mate.
So suicide is another thing he’s failed at?
Cause of you prople Ron tried to kiill himself.
Why can u peple just leave him alone? I love him and I don’t care what he is.Ass long as I am with him. Yes he is tough but this just put him over the edge.Please leave my Boyfriend alone .and like I said how u are all happy with yourself.
Jenny
Yeah, Jenny we did it to him. Let me see here, he choose to put on a uniform he didn’t earn, and now he’s choosing suicide (I seriously doubt it, actually) so how is it our fault? In fact if you read through the comments above, he was encouraging us to write more stuff about him. You should see my email inbox.
What could you possibly love about a guy with no job who owes money everywhere, doesn’t pay his child support and posts pictures of you tied-up on the internet where everyone can see them (and not un-see them)? Do you think you have a future with him living in his Mom’s basement? How low is your self-esteem?