Hunter Biden Coughs Up Law License
BREAKING: Hunter Biden Officially Too Problematic Even for Lawyers
Son of former president quietly surrenders law license after felony convictions make bar association nervous
In a shocking turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, Hunter Biden has officially given up his law license in Washington, D.C., after his felony gun conviction made the bar association about as comfortable as a vegan at a barbecue competition.
The disbarment happened faster than you can say “laptop” — Biden consented to the action on April 1st (no, really, April Fool’s Day) rather than fight it out in court. Because nothing says “I’m innocent” quite like immediately surrendering your professional credentials.
The Greatest Hits Collection
Biden’s legal troubles read like a Netflix true crime series nobody asked for:
- Lied on a gun form while allegedly smoking crack (prosecutors literally used his own memoir against him)
- Forgot to pay $1.4 million in taxes for five years (whoops!)
- Got a sweeping presidential pardon from dear old Dad covering a full decade of potential crimes
The best part? All his legal documents are sealed tighter than a pickle jar, so we’ll never know what juicy details are hiding in that affidavit. It’s like a classified government document, but for family drama.
Still Keeping Busy
Don’t worry about Hunter getting bored — he’s currently suing someone for defamation and just hired Alex Murdaugh’s lawyer. Because when your legal strategy needs help, apparently you call the guy who represented a convicted murderer. That’s some next-level confidence in your case right there.
So ends the legal career of a man who somehow made being a president’s son look like the world’s most stressful part-time job.
Hunter Biden Disbarred
By Gary P. • Apr 22, 2025Hunter Biden quietly took a legal step that’s turning heads in Washington. After nearly a year of mounting legal trouble, felony convictions, and courtroom appearances, the former president’s son agreed to give up his license to practice law in the nation’s capital — with no public statement and no fight.
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