Day One Voting: Monkress v. Giduck
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TEASE: 75 votes in, and it is…..yeah, 38-37. At 100…. 50/50. Don’t expect any concrete answer on winner until the polls close.
OK, since I am on Mountain Time, and not feeling great, I plan to sleep in, so you get it a bit early. I strongly ask that you go and read the bios I wrote earlier, if only because it took me a lot of time, and I want to feel needed. If you are good, I will provide more pictures from Sturgis that may or may not include scantily clad women. (I kid. Any random picture from here would have that.)
SO, GO READ THE BIOS, and then vote.
Note: Each IP can vote 3 times per day. I’d rather you only vote once, but I understand if you vote more, because some have numerous people voting in same house etc. Either way, don’t make me edit the results too much, as it is a pain in the left testicle to do so.
Giduck (L) Monkress (R)
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Mon-Kee-ASS!
Mon-Kee-ASS!
Mon-Kee-ASS!
Surely you can include one one hot straight guy for us ladies? Or a hot, pretty gay guy in leather chaps and leather vest, no shirt, if you can’t find a hot straight guy?
It’s just eye-candy, TSO. Nothing else. Living vicariously through your camera lens.
I dunno, PH2–Monkeyass is dressed in a leather vest, and he looks pretty gay.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Will the survey show in real time how the vote is going ?
Negative NAV. I used to do that, but it tended to reinforce itself. It seemed like whoever was in first would end up getting more votes. Depending on how close it is, I may give updates during the week. But I have to keep a little tension going.
Right now the vote is 17-13, so I suspect it will stay pretty close for the next day or so.
NHSparky, I said ‘hot’ not ‘fat and sweaty’. Bit of a difference there.
“not feeling well and going to sleep in” everyone that’s ever served knows what that phrase really means. ;P
Would that such was the case. Alas, it is living on nothing but sausage for 3 days in Osh Kosh last week, and then being right next to the damn sausage cooker again all day today. I smell a kielbasa and want to puke right now.
I did however do shots of Pepto when I got back to my room and am chasing it with V8.
Man, I am starting to sweat.
This is tough.
This reminds me of the South Park episode when they had to vote on the new school mascot. A giant douche or a turd sandwich. That’s exactly what these two are.
In the pic you show here, Monkress is frowning like the Dry Cleaners messed up his favorite pair of pink patent leather chaps and 6″ stiletto pumps that he goes pole dancing with in Wickre’s favorite hangout!! That, or his hairdresser messed up his favorite Shirley temple wig!!
Go to the nearest grocery and get some baby carrots or wheat crackers. That’s settle your stomach, TSO.
38-37 after 75 votes.
I gotta go with the salad….. er.. I mean shovel tosser. His actions had, and may continue to have real world consequences.
Go Giduck — you FATass POS….
Come on…
Giduck claimed 10,12 or 18 years in Russian uniform fighting Russkie organized crime, has speaker bios saying he was a Ranger as well as SF, his own website STILL has him listed as former SF and on top of that he sued real live SF soldiers for saying he was never SF.
And lost.
Badly.
That’s a winner right there!!
#3 Monkeyboy probably likes to ride his bike with assess chaps on – getting ready for the next White Party to go down in his area
As for the shoveler, the clown is probably a little singing bitch for the FSB, passing info to them on the LEO’s that he did “training” for.
BTW – this guy was a special operator with 58 days in the Army? His course must have been ran by the same people that put on the Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading course that they use to advertise on late night TV years ago…
“Vote for the Shovel. It’s important.”
Giduck.definately.
GIDUCK!! Monkeyass is more and more like a dead cockroach each time I read his name!!
Pieces of garbage and human detritus, the both of them; scumbag con artists who bullied and threatened those who tried to expose their lies and misdeeds, and who used their lies to make millions and millions of dollars off of the taxpayer and the average joe. May both of them rot in hell…
I don’t understand how anyone can vote more than once. After I vote the next time I come back it still shows the survey as being done. hehe, I looked over here ——> and right in line with my arrow was a shirtless man and a flag. I got sidewalloped! I forgot what I was talking about. Have a nice vacation to those who are going. Get well soon!
monkey azz your our only hope!
Going into this, I thought Monkey-fuck was the favorite. But he wouldn’t have gotten this far without the help of sycophant Phil.
Gidduck-ulous for the win. He has truly hit rock bottom and has now begun to dig…with his gen-u-ine Rooshin garden trowel.
Ooops! I meant to write sychphant Paul or Psul…whatever. All these losers look alike to me.
What if there is a tie. Is a tie possible? Can I vote as many times as I want to? Can Mikey vote, too? Can I recruit the birds at the birdfeeder to vote?
These two sghlubs have almost equal levels of scum and villainy about them. The only difference between them is that Gitf**ckked has actually sued someone/several people himself, and MOnkeyass/Affenteil has not but does have a pocketpuke we all know and despise doing that for him.
Wait — I smell popcorn and a good book. Is that real butter?
TSO is your stomach settled yet? If not, get burnt toast at breakfast, no butter and no bacon, and drink something that will afford you the chance to burp in a very loud and impressive way.
And follow Ben Franklin’s advice: FART PROUDLY!!
gid duck gid duck gid duck!
where are the SOCnet guys that stuffed the ballot box against the leg man? come one guys, how can this guy blow out the leg man but stays neck and neck with monkey ass munch? monkey ass munch isnt shit with out Paul K. Wickre (google hit) and he isnt here right now! if gudick can beat the leg man, monkey ass munch should be no challenge!
and TSO, we will pretend we believe your story
GET YA SOME!
I wrestled with this one. Which was more likely to induce legal upheaval? Which was most likely to go off deep end and try to address ‘wrongs’ by winning here? I’m still torn. Either one is likely to try to obtain ‘redress’. I am leaning towards G-man here…
TSO- have fun in Sturgis. My club (Rocky Mountain Riders) heads up to a members house in Sturgis every year- I’ve had two 3k mile rides end up there; I’ve spent weeks roaming the Black Hills in uniform and love the area. Pick the wife up some beautiful Black Hills Gold jewelry- she’ll love it.
I look at it this way–who would be looking at more federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison time if their lies were, say, the subject of a federal IG investigation.
I think I’ve made my point, and the choice is clear.
Monkeyass may not “win” this tournament, but he’s certainly looking at winning an all-expenses paid vacation to Club Fed and an assignment of a random “boyfriend” not of his choice.
Uh, Phil? If I was you, I’d be visiting the famous proctologist Doctor Banana Fingers just to kinda get “loosened up” for any potential visit in the service of the federal penal system. Just sayin.
Can’t help but to vote for a candidate nick-named “Monkey Ass”. Just impossible not to.
Really, it is a choice between a leaky douche bag and a shit sandwich.
It really is a tough decision, and agree with #10….
I am leaning towards Gidduck though for overall winner/loser. Despite all the support by Psul and the usual cast of wannabe enablers (Dullas).
This is like being forced to select what form of the clap you want to be inflicted with for the rest of your life.
I went with Monkrass!
But if Monkrass fails to perform his duties as the winner, Shovelman must fleet up as # 1.
They both deserved it for different reasons but I went with Gidddduck.
Monkeyass will probably be bragging that he would have won, but his top secret records were quietly slipped to the judges at the last minute.
OK, upon careful reflection, I am casting my vote for Gidduck based on… I haven’t the slightest fucking idea. Maybe it’s because I really can’t stand looking at the hideously ugly face of Phillip Dale Monkress. It really does repulse me, and reminds me of a monkey’s asshole I once had the displeasure of seeing at a zoo after said monkey had a particularly nasty bout of explosive diarrhea.
GI Duck FTW!
Yeah, but Nicki…imagine how pretty Monkeyass’ll be when he has that look of surprise as Bubba’s pineapple-like schlong does a prison cell colonoscopy, sans sedative?
Goatfuck Giduck all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still wondering how to vote more than once.
Sparky – I have just vomited breakfast. Maybe even lunch… from 2007. A pox upon you for that visual!!!
I voted for Giddickless, and may the both of them end up getting repeatedly examined by a big-fingered sadistic Proctologist with poor depth perception!
Val, how you vote more than once depends on who you are voting for. if ya are voting for monkey ass, i wont tell you lol.
Goat fuck giduck for ball duster mcsoul patch!
oh can we make an actual ball duster patch and send it to the winner? if monkey ass wins, he can wear it on his leather vest. unlike the trident, he will have actually earned this one.
goat fuck could use it as his corporate logo for his classes and seminars
Giduck. Once, twice, three times a lady…
A pair of scumbags sharing their hive of scum and villainy.
Be careful where you step. It’s deep.
@27 Ex-PH2
Really? Benny said that?
A Founding Father after my own heart …:)
Damn difficult decision today. Curse you TSO. Both of these posers are goatfucks. But I went with the Gidduck goatfuck this time. Why? Don’t know, don’t care.
In the infamous words of a particularly nasty POS Secretary of State, “At this moment of time, what difference does it make?”
Giduck is slick. He was the featured speaker at the Alabama Firefighter Assn annual meeting just two months ago, so he CONTINUES to make $$ off stolen valor. He gets my vote in part because he continues to have a loyal, widespread following in governmental agencies too lazy to understand the truth about him.
Using what is, IMHO, the most heinous thing to occur since the Holocaust to make money … for Beslan alone Giduck has my vote.
It is my fondest desire that when he dies, he joins the perpetrators of that purest of Evils in the Special Entertainments prepared for them by Satan and his demons.
They were children, for Christ’s sake. What kind of man wants to profit from that?
Giddickless for the win…Can you dig it?
Two butsuckers first class.