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The lady doth protest too much, methinks

| March 10, 2022 | 28 Comments
The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Five years ago if you’d said we were funding foreign biological research, I’d have thought you a conspiracy theorist. Then the Chinese unleashed (accidentally or on purpose, not sure which is worse) COVID-19 from their American-sponsored bio research lab in Wuhan. Then we learned about the other appalling research conducted with US grant money (feeding […]

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Saudi Arabia, UAE Snub Biden

| March 9, 2022 | 27 Comments
Saudi Arabia, UAE Snub Biden

PINO Joe As reported by the Wall Street Journal, leaders of Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates (UAE) have declined calls with Joe’s Handlers. PINO Joe hoped to discuss increasing their oil output to offset the historical surge of petroleum prices linked to irrational domestic fuel production policies, exacerbated by the Russian war on […]

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Polish MiGs going to Ukraine? Nobody knows

| March 9, 2022 | 48 Comments
Polish MiGs going to Ukraine? Nobody knows

Last week it was reported that Ukraine said they would be receiving fighters from nearby countries. Those countries are part of NATO, who is trying hard to officially stay out of the Russia-Ukraine War. Poland told the media it was “fake news” that they were considering the move. Our Secretary of State said, hours later, […]

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Biden’s gas prices soar

| March 7, 2022 | 81 Comments
Biden’s gas prices soar

Over the weekend, the Poles said that it was “fake news” that they were considering sending Soviet-era fighter jets they still operate to Ukraine. Hours later, Secretary of State Blinkin was on the news shows saying that we’re in talks with the Polish to have them send their Soviet aircraft to Ukraine and we’d back […]

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Ukraine Wants Foreign Reinforcements

| March 7, 2022 | 30 Comments
Ukraine Wants Foreign Reinforcements

Russian KA-52 “Hokum-B” Attack Helo Numerous potential combatants on social media are expressing their desire to join in the fight in Ukraine. Most claim to be U.S. veterans. None of their stories could be verified. Their interest is piqued by social media posts from Ukrainian government offices, offering “foreigners willing to defend Ukraine” the opportunity […]

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VEEP’s Deep International Acumen on Display

| March 1, 2022 | 30 Comments
VEEP’s Deep International Acumen on Display

Vice President Harris Veep Kamala, one heartbeat away from the Oval Office, took an opportunity today to display her profound foreign relations expertise on “The Morning Hustle” radio show. The show is touted as an “…entertaining, humorous and informative take on urban pop culture from the Millennial and Generation Z point of view.” Just the […]

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FL National Guard troops ordered out of Ukraine

| February 12, 2022 | 41 Comments
FL National Guard troops ordered out of Ukraine

To prove that they’re serious when Biden says he won’t send American troops into Ukraine to help American citizens (or for that matter Ukraine itself), SECDEF Austin has ordered the handful of troops we have in Ukraine to get out. They’re not just telegraphing that Putin should invade Ukraine, they’re standing at the border in […]

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Pentagon puts 8,500 on alert status over Russian-Ukrainian War fears

| January 24, 2022 | 52 Comments
Pentagon puts 8,500 on alert status over Russian-Ukrainian War fears

We got tips from more than one of y’all that the five-sided puzzle palace has put 8,500 troops on alert over fears that Russia will (again) invade Ukraine. The last time they did it, Biden was Vice President and the point man on US-Ukraine relations. While he was soft as an overcooked noodle on Russia, […]

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