Megan Hall Morse; embellishing Marine

| December 5, 2014

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Megan Hall

Scotty sends his work on this female Marine by the name of Megan Elizabeth Hall (Megan Morse) who claims that she was injured while she was working as a crew chief on whirlybirds. She claims that she served on active duty from 2000 to 2008. That she was injured in OIF from roadside bombs and myriad other things according to this video;

Scotty sums up her claims from the video;

The claims found in the video that her records indicate can not be true: 8 years in the Marine Corps Operation Enduring Freedom
CH46E Crew Chief
CH46E Mechanic
Aerial Observer
Aerial gunner
Combat Veteran
50% Combat Disabled Veteran
2 Helicopter Crashs
Antipersonnel Mine in Hum V Attack
Years of physical therapy
Would never have children because of injuries
Would be able to walk but never run because of injuries
Suffered a broken back
Only woman to serve in combat with 5th Marines?
Mixed Martial Arts Training with 2/11
Pulled the cord (lanyard I assume) on howitzer and suffered 2 bruised ribs and a broken wrist.

Here are some of the claims that she makes in her LinkedIn profile;

Hall Linked IN

According to her DD214 & DD215 she was in aviation supply which involves none of the things that she claims.

Megan Hall DD214

Megan Hall DD215

Her participation in OIF, according to her DD215 lasted a month and a few days after 29 days of Southern Watch, hardly enough time for all of that stuff to happen to her. And, oh, yeah, there’s no Purple Heart.

Category: Phony soldiers

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ChipNASA

Twunt.

Smoke her.

Green Thumb

All-Points Logistics potential new Director of Media Relations.

Stacy0311

And a Pizza Box!!

CWORet

noticed that too. Normally not one to point that out. I’ve worn one more than once during my years. But it wasn’t my fault. I ran out of gas. I… I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My uniform didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

CWORet

ahh poopcicles. It was ‘Ret who posted that moderated post. Could a mod clean out my email address in the above pwetty preeze?

Hondo

Done.

JohnE

Extra points for the Blues Brothers reference!

ByrdMan

So Wounded Warrior helped her get hired? Do they know of her dipshitism?

Green Thumb

WWP could care less.

They just want the qualitative numbers.

You could have never served but e in a gang fight and WWP would let you in….

AW1 Tim

That was my understanding too. WWP is all about the “image” and getting enough donations, (IMHO) to inflate the salaries of those who work there.

Scotty

She reported me to Congress. Guess I had better start looking for the black Helicopters hovering over my AO.

OAE CPO USN Ret

Better be extra careful then. She may be the door gunner, or will just fastrope down and lay some of that MMA whoop-ass on you.

*I just rolled my eyes so hard that I’m looking out my ears now*

Toasty Coastie

OAE CPO USN Ret~
May i please please please steal this?

*I just rolled my eyes so hard that I’m looking out my ears now*

😈

OAE CPO USN Ret

Steal away!

ChipNASA

Scotty,
I don’t think that you have anything to worry about. When have you seen Congress accomplish *anything* in the recent past?

Bueller? Bueller? Anything….anything….

Instinct

ummm…. Well there was…uh, no.

Well, what about… Uhhh.

Let me get back to you on that

ChipNASA

So what have they ever given us in return?!??!!

The Stolen Valor Act of 2013….

Oh well that….yes…but OTHER than that…..

ByrdMan

Just for fun, I’m checking with my old OIC who I believe was the AAMO (Assistant Aircraft Maintenance Officer) for HMM-161 at that time. Just curious to see if he remembers a female crew chief, or if there was even a mishap when they went forward.

ByrdMan

I just talked to my old boss. HMM-161 set a record for mishap free flight hours at over 58,000. They had no mishaps from 1995 to 2007. So I don’t know where her crash claims come from, but it sure as hell wasn’t with 161.

SJ

Read the comments on Scotty’s site. Several folks posted that they knew her well.

Flagwaver

How well did they “know” her?

There’s hot, and then there’s deployment hot.

Patrick408

I was a Crew Chief on CH-53’s back in the 80’s and we did use MALS staff and other squadron support staff at times as a Aerial Observer’s and anyone sitting on the left side of the aircraft during combat could also be considered a door gunner but that’s a stretch of the word. Seems to be embellishing for sure!
Hang’em High!
Semper Fi!

ByrdMan

Did those folks have to complete the NATOPS syllabus? Everyone I know that has done AGO work has. They also have a secondary MOS of 6199. She doesn’t.

Patrick408

Byrdman.
It wasn’t always my decision who flew with me, i just remember some support staff on rare occasion. It was considered a perk/privilege for them but they didn’t rate any flight pay just got to fly as an observer. However to be a qualified observer you are correct. About 99% of my left side guys were fist mechs that were assigned to us until they became Crew Chiefs.

Smitty

Eh, id still bang her. She’s kinda cute

Dalton

Sort of what I did to your sister.

Sparks

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

A Proud Infidel®™

I wonder if she’ll try to claim she was outed like this because of her gender? Oh well, do the crime, do the time, hope she enjoys her newfound fame!

Dave Hardin

Oh, it gets better. She is still representing Veteran organizations in DC. She had pictures of her in the Commandants house posing. She had a picture of her with her arm around the Commandant with a comment about how he likes to call her ‘Short Shit’. The one that makes me ill is her standing with Kyle Carpenter a real hero and MOH recipient.

The Other Whitey

I take it the Commandant in question was Amos? That would explain a lot…

Veritas Omnia Vincit

I’d hit it….

love me some lying little bitch….

RM3(SS)

Yeah VOV, you’d hit it, she’d do you all night and then claim rape in a week or two. Trust me from personal experience, avoid crazy at all costs.

Ozzie 11B

I quit chasing crazy women – caught one once and like to never got rid of her. LOL

Old Trooper

Well, here we go, into the abyss of guys being guys. So, I’ll play.

VOV, you’d hit a rock pile if you knew there was a snake in it! 😛

2/17 Air Cav

He’s hit the crack of dawn.

Sparks

VOV…It ain’t catching a rattle snake that’s hard…it’s trying to get rid of it.

MGySgtRet.

With her tales of combat action and heroism, maybe the Marine Corps should just recall her and make her one of our 1st female grunts. She is friends with General Amos too so I am sure she would do it out of loyalty to the man who calls her “Short Shit”. He should have added one more superlative to the term, “Short Shit Bag”.

Hondo

MGySgtRet.: correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t “Sh!tbag” one word – as in “Short Sh!tbag”?

MGySgtRet.

Sorry Hondo, took dramatic license…. : )

Hondo

De nada, amigo. Just wanted to confirm – getting to the point where CRS is sometimes more than an acronym. (smile)

MGySgtRet.

Aint that the truth!

Hondo

But at least my memory is still longer than . . . well, nevermind. (smile)

LIRight

CRS – – – it must be catching, cause I picked up a pretty good case of it in hunting camp. Although, it could have been all that beer.

Grimmy

Hondo:

MGySgtRet is doing that senior staff NCO thing about looking at the big picture. That picture is that the budget battles are starting up so we’ve gotta be nice to the Army so they don’t remember to up the guard on those items we’re gonna need to procure from the Army.

I, though, never made it past Sgt and didn’t even manage to hold onto that for very long. That means I’m exempt from Big Picture Duty.

So, here it is spelled out in detail.

Short Sh!t is that kind of sh!t that hangs in the tube upon firing. This is generally due to a lack of moral fiber in the sh!t. Short Sh!ts are messy and tend to leave stains.

Bag, by itself, is an open descriptor. Said bag could be filled with scum, douche, etc.

So, the individual under discussion is both a Short Sh!t and a Bag.

The Other Whitey

One shitbag (Amos) pointing out another one. Hmmmm…

Hondo

Rumor has it she works for a member of Congress in some capacity. I have not been able to verify that claim.

2/17 Air Cav

She opens up the video with, “I currently work for Congressman Brad Sherman.”

MGySgtRet.

ooooh Bradley……

Hondo

True. But I can’t find her listed on any list of Congressional staffers for Rep. Sherman.

Rep. Sherman has zero military background. If the individual’s claim is correct and she actually does work for him, I’m guessing he won’t much care about the Stolen Valor aspect. I could be wrong.

CLAW131

Hondo, do you think it’s possible that in the 18 months since Scotty first exposed her that little miss Short Shitbag got shit canned by the Rep and moved on down the Beltway?

Hondo

Possible. It’s also possible she works for the Congressman in his Sherman Oaks office, or as a volunteer (or contract support). Not sure the lists I’ve checked had satellite/local district office employees listed, and they probably wouldn’t list volunteers and those on support contracts anyway. Ditto if she’s someone working on his behalf as a “local outreach worker” (or similar bogus title) whose salary is paid by his political party.

The Other Whitey

Well, Sherman is an LA democrat. Not exactly a crowd known for their integrity.

Andy11M

I love the comments on Scotty’s site from some internet white knight coming to defend her. Just because shes a chick, doesn’t mean she isn’t capable of lying about her service.

Hondo

Saw that. I also loved how the dipstick got handed his head by other commenters there, too. (smile)

MGySgtRet.

Yeah, defending a valor thief will normally get you throat punched by the rank and file…..

Andy11M

what sucks is, you guys just finished seeding for the tournament. so I can’t vote for her while she’s fresh in my mind.

3/17 Air Cav

I love the steely eyed killer photo with the M-16. Taken outside the supply hut!

CLAW131

Yep, a real “No Fly Tech Supply” type.

nbcguy54

I tore up my back pretty good in 1988 in a Huey crash at Ft Carson. I was the unit NBC guy (54B) but additional dutied as the Aviation Life Support Equipment (ALSE) tech. I flew a lot because of this and was logged in as a crewmember on our accident flight. Not defending her, but being tagged as a crew member on an A/C is entirely possible depending on the circumstances. I think she’s full of shit concerning the rest however. Kinda the Forrest Gump of her unit, ya know.

Toasty Coastie

Here’s a the link for the congressman she allegedly works for..

https://www.facebook.com/CongressmanBradSherman/info

Hondo

Should anyone be interested in contacting Rep. Sherman – either in DC or at his Sherman Oaks, CA, office – contact info (postal, phone, fax, contact form) can be found here:

http://sherman.house.gov/contact

rb325th

Oh yes, I remember her now… got into a big pissing contest with her a couple years back. Very high on herself, and loved playing the Wounded Warrior part up big time.

MGySgtRet.

Well she is famous now! Would like to see how “Short Shitbag” (hat tip to Hondo) talks her way out of this.

Flagwaver

I’d love to get into a “whose is bigger” contest with her. I’d just ask what body parts she left overseas.

Sure, I’m only missing a kneecap, but it probably more than she’s ever lost.

68W58

I’d love to get into a “whose is bigger” contest with her. I’d just ask what body parts she left overseas.

Sure, I’m only missing a kneecap, but it probably more than she’s ever lost.

I’m tempted to say her hymen, but I’m pretty sure it was long gone before she ever got to theater. Anyway, you may have lost your kneecap, but you’ve retained your dignity, which is more than can be said of Megan here.

Pinto Nag

Another honorable service record blown to hell by lying. A sad, crying shame.

MikeD

I honestly don’t know if the “embellishers” like this sad sack are worse than the ones who make it up from whole cloth. On one hand, they’re the ones who OUGHT to know better, and actually have service to be proud of. But on the other, the true fakes don’t actually know the community they so desperately want (or claim) to be a part of. Oh well… ta hell with the lot of em.

Ex-PH2

She looks familiar.

Didn’t we see her last year?

Flagwaver

Wow… Way to be sexist, Ex. Are you trying to say that all female Marines look alike?

Well, actually, it depends on how recently they completed training. I had a hell of a time picking my best friend out of a crowd at Parris Island.

😛

Ex-PH2

Oh, stuff it, Flag! Only male Marines all look exactly alike.

Flagwaver

I’m not sure if that’s sexist, racist, or speciesist.

Sparks

Ex-PH2…”Only male Marines all look exactly alike.” BWAHAHAHA!!!

CLAW131

Ex, we talked a little about her back on the 2 Aug 14 Weekend Open Thread, but this is the first posting dedicated to her. Scotty first brought her to light in June 2013.

Dave Hardin

The ultimate irony is she attended the signing of the Stolen Valor Act! She had nice pictures of the event she was so proud to attend.

2/17 Air Cav

I can’t wait until we get to the part where she cries.

ChipNASA

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BJ4GfHUXbUQ/hqdefault.jpg

/I’d throw a few dollars at her.

Flagwaver

Chip, that’s an interesting picture.

3/17 Air Cav

EX………..We did see her last year. I remember, because I contacted a bunch of people on her Facebook page. Telling them to checkout TAH concerning her embellishment.

2/17 Air Cav

Oh, so she’s a Stolen Valor survivor? No wonder she feels emboldened and empowered now. Freakin’ Democrat.

OWB

She just pisses me off generally. From the “ain’t I special” poses she strikes for all those pics both in and out of uniform to her claims of receiving injuries during times when dear friends in the Corps actually were injured, she is one gigantic idiot.

Get over yourself. You got nothing special, Megan. Not one thing.

It is probably only an accident that she served honorably enough to get out without disciplinary action. Claims like this inevitably call actual service into question. No one becomes a lying poser suddenly.

Mark L.

Her highest award in the photo is only a Good Conduct Medal. So it’s her mouth that’s getting her in trouble.

Sparks

Mark L. “So it’s her mouth that’s getting her in trouble.” Was that a double entendre? 😀

JohnnyUSMC

Someone may want to let VetSports know. She is involved with them, as well. We can’t let this blow over.

Also, some of you are desparate as hell.

https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/VETSports-Capital-Brigade/596680760370550

ChipNASA

Ah, young Johnny Jarhead,

“Also, some of you are “desperate”(Spelled correctly) as hell”

Have you never heard of this?? 😀

NSF Delicate Constitutions.
( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grudge%20fuck )

Veritas Omnia Vincit

One man’s apparent desperation is another man’s “nuanced” view of female sexuality.

Sparks

VOV…”“nuanced” view of female sexuality.” I like that, I like that very much!

Stacy0311

So she made it to CPL huh?
Old grunt joke-What’s the difference between a zebra and a wookie NCO? The zebra didn’t have to get on its knees to get its stripes…..

FatCircles0311

I lol’d.

Sparks

Stacy0311…LMAO! I’m stealing that with your permission.

Stacy0311

steal away. I did.

CalVet

Is it too late for her to be seeded for the tourney? She’s got last minute potential…

GDContractor

She would have been the perfect replacement for Phipps.

3/17 Air Cav

It’s been said many times on this site “there’s always something else” when it comes to shitbaggery.

As I recall, Megan also claimed to be a college grad. Hmm, I wonder?

smoke-check

So she “fought for the continental United States” huh?

What does this dummy got against Alaska and Hawaii?

Mustang1LT

Yeah! And what does she have against Guam, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, and American Samoa?

Joe Williams

I remember this lying Bitch from last year. Ithink I went on a rant about no way she was a crew chief. My Popasmoke newsletter would have a big story on her and the other Marine pubs. Maybe even the Stars and Stripes. Just no way she would have to have Flight Orders and fly as 1st mech and Portside Gunner before even being consider for C/C , also passing the Natops test and check ride. No Combat Air Crew Wings and Air Medals. Total Bullshit Joe

Ugh

Joe Willie! I called her out on her crap several years ago on TWS. I thought her shit looked fishy so I FOIA’d her back then. It was kind of strange some people were outraged at her crap and other (supposedly hard core guys) were willing to give her a pass. I guess because she isn’t hideously ugly.

FatCircles0311

Are you fucking shitting me?

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood damn it.