2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor Tournament
Final Seedings:
On Monday I will do the Bios for The West Regional. Voting will commence on those. You get 1 vote per computer.
Tuesday will be the South, Wednesday the North, Thursday the East. Friday I will reveal the winners from round 1.
For those who don’t understand how this works….
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Damn – South region is loaded with blivits. I can see any of 5 candidates making the Fecal Four from that region (Frankie-boi, Enema Man, Greggie-pooh, Rahmmer, or the “Green Weenie”).
Damn, make that 6 – Old Trendy-Toney is in that region too.
South is tough.
A very interesting match up between 4) Van Fleet and 13) “Big Turd” Keith Keeton.
A couple of serial posers who have no issue with taking their bullshit claims to the media.
Tough call.
Plus, although Van Fleet is tough, Keeton has tourney experience.
He can perform under pressure.
Tough matchup.
Don’t forget the Blowfish/Attorney???? Frank Josheph Visconi. He gets my vote in the first round. Countless lawsuits against the government and Mary Schantag and myself. Currently the Vice Commandant of his Marine Corps League and serving in funeral details wearing false awards and a false promotion. He’s a real loser and deserves all the recognition we can give him.
Killeffer the ASSHOLE lives on. Not an attorney dip shit. Also, take the time to look at my blog right next to yours on Google. Refutes all you say. You must be blind if you can’t see that my promotion is legit. You didn’t have what it takes to make Sergeant let alone Staff NCO. In fact, I don’t know how a dipshit like you even made NCO. YOU are at the top of the list of the miscreants who dishonor every branch of the service, particularly the USMC. I sued you asshole, because you broke the law and you still continue to. Same with Schantag, even a bigger asshole than you. Well, maybe not. All of you idiots on TAH can kiss my ass! Sooner or later the LAW is going to take a big bite out of your ass. Can’t wait.
While you are at it, put your own name up there Killeffer. No need to spell out your name. Just put in DISHONORABLE ASSHOLE. Everyone will know it’s you.
Frankie, where are the answers to my questions about what squadron you flew with as gunner. I was over there at the same time. Without Aerial Gunnery school and flight Orders ,one did fly missions. The Marine does not promote after discharge or I would have recieved my rocker(13th of 521). Liar,you are caught on so many lies. Joe
It’s a little early to be acting like you’re sh!tfaced drunk or a blithering idiot, Franki-boi.
Regarding the former, have you considered AA’s 12-step program? I hear it works wonders for those who just don’t know when to quit.
As for the latter – well, you just can’t fix stupid.
The main issue isn’t your promotion to SSgt, Visconti. It’s your lies about having the BSM and PH – which your records on file with the US government say you were never awarded. So, why don’t you just go grab a big steaming mug of STFU?
Hey, now that right there is motivation.Nothing like a little last minute campaigning. 😀
I think Stermer could be the tourney’s dark horse as a 15 seed. I see the east ending with a matchup between Colyer and Bernath.
Sterner–Stermer–Whatever is a bunny f*cker. HE WANTS TO WIN. And that is why he must lose.
I think it’s pronounced “Steamer” as in “It was so fucking cold when I took a dump it was a real Steamer.”
Or in his case, maybe he prefers “Cleveland steamer” – as receiver. (smile)
And so the process begins for Daniel Alan Bernath, Not a Chief Petty Officer, to receive the horse’s ass medal.
Not even serial wife abuser Dennis Howard Chevalier’s pending 8th (or 9th?) marriage could put him on the top now.
And no campaigning, right?
Just give me the Survey Monkey and step aside.
No campaigning my ass. Dont you remember socnetlies guys last year flooding this place campaigning for gi duck? Ok, the guy deserved the win, but they still campaigned for him and flooded the ballot box
I finally won something that I earned and deserved.
Plus they took the wonderful winning snapshot: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=37011
Damn if I couldn’t take the win again this year with this weaksauce field.
sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
I think once you win the title you should help TSO with the grunt work the following year. Unless you are on mission, of course. Think of it as an opportunity to help other fakers that followed in your footsteps.
The rules are once vote per day. I do not want to waste my time voting 100-200 times daily if only one of my votes counts. Would I cheat? You betchum. Can I cheat? I dunno. I can’t remember the enforcement part from last year.
Bet a couple of the contender’s web sites lite up this weekend.
Wouldn’t surprise me if the Lemon Party Triad website server is burning up now with all the retarded howler monkeys there banging on their keyboards.
Listen up youse guys….we’se going ta do dis Chicago style. I tell youse who ta vote for and dis guy over dere will make sure ya vote for da right guy. Den you go see date oder guy dere and he’ll give ya yer cash. Any questions?
Yes, sir! One question. Where’s the beer and ribs?
No ribs. Youse get 10 bucks and a beer for each vote ya make. Now go to da next precinct over and see da guy over dere so youse can get yer walkin’ around money and yer beer.
Ya means we gets ta vote Chicago-style? AAAWWRIGHT den, wheah dooze we staht?
Off-topic, but latest “helpful” veteran slighting… there’s a newly identified and named problem with returning veterans: testosterone poisoning. (Really, no kidding.) Feminism rides again…
https://www.yahoo.com/health/the-mental-health-problem-plaguing-male-soldiers-104331806032.html
Another off-topic
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/12/05/clinton-says-america-should-empathize-with-its-enemies/
Hanoi Jane revisited?
This is making me sick to my stomach
Tough brackets.
My money is on Bernath going all the way down the toilet. With all the ass-hattery of all the phonies, even Chevy-in-the-levy, he’s the only one who went through and filed the lawsuit against so many of us. And then wasted the court’s time with his insane conspiracy theories about the American Legion as the new Illuminati.
Flag: can’t dispute that at this point it appears to be his tourney to lose.
But stranger things have happened. Remember: A cErTaIn GuY wE AlL kNoW didn’t win the year he was featured, either. And neither did a certain fake SEAL.
Why do you think the WiNdOw LiCkEr was trying to get into this race. He’s gone deeper off the deep end since then and I think he wants a retry.
Phaq’heem.
In the end, I think many of us ultimately eschew the typical and outlandish stolen valor goobers when the field is whittled down, and instead choose to vote for the dirtbags who cause the greatest amount of universal harm through their deceit. A good example is past “winner” Jake DiLiberto–essentially a snake oil salesman who used his fake credentials to publicly weigh in on policy issues despite his lack of legitimate qualifications.
In that vein, Bernath is small potatoes and could never garner such a credible platform, but his stolen valor actions prior to the lawsuits were (and continue to be) so callous and abhorrent that he may very well top the field.
64 of the biggest turds and reprobates ever assembled. It would be a shame for any of them to lose.
Ah, there’s the rub. Because just being in the field automatically labels them as losers in perpetuity.
To paraquote, “You will not find a more wretched hive of scum and villany in the TAH-verse.”
This heeya, is gonna be fun.
You can’t get thaaya from heeya – no Ts, too many As.
HOLY SHEEEIT !!!
This is gonna be a great !!!
These things are so much fun !!!
I just love to wsee the shit posted by all the great minds we hae here and share on TAH !!!
Best contest since we had a contest to see who was going to go skinny dipping with Big Bettie’s back in 1973 !!!
Well, hey, peeps! The Orion spacecraft had a successful lanuch this morning, made two full orbits and splashed down a little while ago in the Pacific.
Navy ships were there waiting for it.
Anyone want to guess who might possibly claim he was there shooting the splashdown, when he wasn’t?
I doubt it.
He was probably on board the USS Phil Monkress filming women with BH Austin.
I’m predicting Bernath runs away with it. There’s SO much friggin’ crazy there, it will be tough to beat.
Yeah, and that’s why he ought to be DQ’ed. He has engendered so much animus for matters other than poserhood, that the tournament is patently unfair to all other contenders. I mean, they worked harder–some of them–to be in the tourney. Some paraded at Arlington, others claimed wounded warrior status, and so on. All he did was use photoshop–once.
Right on Cav! Chevy married 7+ times. He sprang for an AF helmet and painted a phony call sign on it. He embellished his CAP uniform. He worked hard to get his TX State Guard membership look like real soldiering, and, perhaps, the greatest achievement, got canned by the TX State Guard…a volunteer organization of play soldiers where you have to buy your own shit!
That is going balls to the wall to win this coveted award. Chevy fakes everything! Cop, Airman, Soldier, Husband. You-know-who just acts like a buffoon and he runs away with it. Chevy probably already has a drawing of the trophy ready to put on his fake police car as a logo. Now we know how Hillary felt: she had it in the bag until the community organizer came along.
The Fat Lady Hasn’t even warmed up! Chevy for the win!
PLUS HE ATE 7 POUNDS OF FRIGGIN CHEESE!
and
He filed a $12.50 filing with the court in 4 different colored pens! It molded nonetheless, but he did try!
and
He taught his phone to spell SWEADEN! Because he was a member of MESNA!!
And I forgot…. he also killed off his own sock puppet Linda!!! What other fakers show that kind of bloodthirsty resolve??? RIP LINDA K!
N O J U S T I C E
N O P E A C E !!!
S O C K P U P P E T S
** M A T T E R!! **
😀
The Round Ranger killed off his imaginary friend. You do remember the guy whose life “he saved” and planned on going skydiving with him that weekend? The only way he would have saved his life is if he brought along the condoms when they were servicing each other.
Goodness! The contest hasn’t even started yet, and we already have complaints! LOL!!!! 😀
All in good fun Nicki.
I know. Tis the season! 🙂 Love it!
West is tough as well.
Key matchup: 6) Wheelchair Randy versus 11) a known pedophile in Shook.
The North has a few key matchups as well.
4) Otto versus 13) Gay Jay Kerwin.
A total druggie, dishonorable loser against another druggie whose service record almost is entirely comprised of prison time.
Tough.
I’m gonna agitprop for my right to be a moral equivalentist on this and require a vote for all the above.
Wow!! That’s a whole lot of assholes.
Enough to keep a Platoon of Proctologists on double overtime!!
An interesting 7-10 matchup in the east between Geothals and McFarland.
A serial shitbag, deadbeat, grafter and womanizer versus a fat slob who parlays his bullshit for free service animals.
While Geothals is the bigger loser, McFarland actually sold the donors on his bullshit. And they get pissed when you ask them about. So much so, they actually DEFEND McFarland. That’s tough to beat.
The North bracket possesses the most “gayness”.
Hand down.
“A serial shitbag, deadbeat, grafter and womanizer versus a fat slob who parlays his bullshit for free service animals.”
Damn.
Another interesting matchup in the North is 7) Turd Bolling versus 10) Ron White.
A couple of bullshit artists that style themselves as martial artists, and in Turd Bolling’s case, an urban crusader. Two fake, less-than-tough SEAL’s that could not kick their way out of a wet paper bag. They both claim to be heros but come across as zeros.
But once again, in Turd Bolling’s case, he rectified that by moving on to harassing and intimidating women.
In all actuality, the assclowns stink so bad that maybe we should just scratch the match and plus them down the toilet were they belong.
Point of order sir. Did Turd Bolling ever meet with President John F. Kennedy in the Oval Office? Inquiring voters want to know.
I do not know.
But I imagine he has sexually harassed multiple women in his office.
Does that count?
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