Phony SEAL

Well, presumably of the week. Meager times, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, but our friends at Military Phonies are doing as best as they can. Due diligence requires a clear document custody chain. Nothing posts without that. The few recently posted here were previously published in open media, like this.

Snake sends.

Local man sentenced for armed robberies

By Bill Hand

A New Bern man has been sentenced to eight years in prison, followed by a three-year supervised release for two armed robberies of New Bern convenience stores.

Kenneth Earl Moore, 49, first robbed the Five Points Mini Mart convenience store during the early morning hours of December 4, 2018. He wore a black mask and gloves and carried a black bag with distinctive markings. Pulling a gun on the clerk, he fled on foot with approximately $500 in cash.

A few weeks later he convinced a female co-defendant to help him commit another robbery, in exchange for drugs. Early on December 23, 2018, the co-defendant drove him to a Speedway convenience store in New Bern. Wearing the same mask and gloves, and carrying the same black bag, he pointed a gun at the clerk, took $622, then fled in the co-defendant’s car.

At his arraignment on September 19, 2019, Moore plead guilty but was allowed to remain in a substance abuse treatment program after claiming he had been a Navy Seal. Investigators later discovered that, while Moore did serve in the Navy as a machinist, he was never a Seal. He was forced to admit, at his sentencing, that he had lied about his service record.

Machinist Mate “A” School is nearly as grueling as SEAL training, right? Read the entire article here: New Berns Journal

Thanks, Snake.

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