Boomer’s Sunday
It’s time once again, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, for Boomer’s Sunday, where I cull through his weekly offering of ‘toons, and pick the best. Honorable Mention goes to my pals Gerhart, Woke Infidel, AW1 Scott, AW1 Rod, and our own Skippy, HMCS(FMF) ret, Poetrooper, Mason, Jeff LPH 3 63-66, thebesig, Keepin’ It Real, and Ex, who also have provided some entertainment. These are mostly from the right, with humor scattered around. I am more than willing to post up differing points of view if they don’t annoy me. Now what could be fairer than that? So here we are, with the ‘toons that may amuse, make you think, or just piss you off.
Category: Guest Post, Humor, Satire
The one with the wooden axe blade reminds me of
a friend that milled an axe handle out of an
aluminum billet using a Bridgeport vertical mill.
Shaped it perfectly with a grinder and sander.
Mounted a hefty blade on it. It was beautiful!
The first time he swung it at a log was the last.
The vibration in the handle made it resonate so bad
you could not hold onto it.
Very unique and quite beautiful but not useful.
That belongs in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
(Fudd)
BONGnnngnngnnngnngnnngnggHominaHominaHomina…
Exactly.
He left it in the yard among pieces of wood to be split
and when someone would visit they were urged to try it.
One guy from the local hippie farm tried it and got angry.
He threw it at the barn and it stuck just above the door.
It stayed there for a few months before falling off.
God made hickory for a reason!
Humor is an essential coping mechanism, and a tool to ridicule and defeat those who demand to rule us.
Declared “non-essential” in 4… 3 … 2 …
The woman taking out the trash with her baby … and coming back in with the trash … I almost popped an artery, I was laughing so hard!
I had to watch that twice to even understand what happened, I’m slow. .
I think the ax was the most effective.
The funniest one was BJ telling JB to say “I did not have sex with that woman.”
Hooooootie Hooot!!!!! Funny Funny Funny! And yes, that is too much lettuce!
Nazi Pelosi only drinking for 10 days without working? I think not!
The one with the Marine… ‘da hell is up with those medals? Is that some sort of GI Joe type doll?
Yep some sort of doll. http://hobbystock.jp/item/view/hby-acf-00004055?lcat=2&mcat=6
I tooned in to check out the Nice toons.
Not enough about bacon, never mind the pork barrel project sponsored by the House.
Another bunch of good ones. I have always appreciated the wisdom of Thomas Sowell. Mouth to mouth and CPR on the decapitated one , the patient failed to rally. Reminds me of our current U S House.
“Cmon! Pull yourself together!”
A close family friend had a real-life experience similar to the headless CPR dummy. Though now retired, he spent many, many years as a cop. This incident took place on southbound Interstate 805 sometime in the mid-90s.
Idiot on a crotch rocket was doing freeway slalom at well over 100mph. Said idiot vastly overestimates his bike handling skills. His interaction with the back end of a semi trailer removes both him from the gene pool and his head from his shoulders. His head, in its full-face helmet, comes to rest several hundred feet away from the rest of him. The engine rolls up with the cops not far behind. Decapitation being a Legal Sign of Obvious Death, they take one look at the Headless Dipshit and confirm “Yep, he ain’t walking that one off.” The engine goes available, the cops wait for the tow truck and the bodysnatchers.
About ten minutes later, a car locks up its brakes and screeches into the scene. A woman get out, yelling that she’s a nurse and she can help. She declares that they need to start CPR right away. At this point, the cops are looking at eachother saying “Well, this oughta be interesting!”
She starts yelling at a cop to give rescue breaths while she does chest compressions. The cop asks her if she wants him to go get the dude’s head first, but it goes right over hers. She log-rolls the headless body…and finally notices his rather obvious lack of anything from the neck up. Screaming. Hysteria. More screaming. Cops trying not to laugh.
She runs back to her vehicle, still screaming, and nearly blows her tires peeling out of there. The story ends with, “I couldn’t make that shit up if you paid me!”
When i was in the police academy, the motor vehicle accident instructor showed us many VERY gruesome pics.
The one that made the biggest impression was the guy who crashed his motorcycle into a guardrail at a HIGH rate of speed.
The impact popped the top of his skull off like a bottle cap. But the kicker was the photo of his brain laying on the highway about ten feet away undamaged… Well, undamaged except for no skull protecting it.
Just another day at the office.
This, is your brain.
This is your brain, on asphalt.
… Any questions?
A mind, is a terrible thing to waste.
True story, I’m involved in a high speed pursuit with 2 idiots who just stole a car were doing almost 100 miles an hour when they forget where their brakes are and they crash directly into the back of a semi truck. The end of the story is this I can see both of their brains laid out on the asphalt and I don’t have a problem with that. I could literally see inside of both of their brains…. 1st off they should not have run from the police actually 1st off they should have stolen a car secondly once I turned on my overhead lights they should have stopped and they would still be alive.
shouldn’t
A fool and his brain are soon parted!
I think the one comparing Dem politicians to disaster looters is rather spot-on as well as profoundly true. all are taking advantage of human suffering to inflict more human suffering.
Like looters, Democrat politicians attempting to exploit the Chinese virus should be shot on sight…
Oh Polly, oh Polly It’s for your sake alone I left my dear father my country my home. I left my old mother to weep and to mourn….. I am a rebel soldier and far from my home……. I guess at this point I am a rebel soldier.
I support a woman’s right to choose her gun AND holster!
God made Man, Colt made them equal.