Bolt-Ons Save Life

| April 22, 2020


Breast Implants

New respect for breast implants- they’re not just ornamental.

Breast implants deflected bullet, saved woman’s life

By Vincent Barone

She was saved by silicon.

A woman survived a close-range gunshot thanks to her silicone breast implants, doctors have discovered.

Researchers detailed how a silicone breast implant deflected the bullet from nipping the 30-year-old woman’s vital organs in a new study published in the SAGE medical journal.

“The implant caused the change in the trajectory of the bullet,” surgeon Giancarlo McEvenue, a co-author of the study, told CNN.

“The bullet wound entry was on the left breast, but the rib fracture was on the right side. The bullet entered the skin on the left side first, and then ricocheted across her sternum into the right breast and broke her rib on the right side,” he explained.

She’s a lucky gal. Read the rest of the article here: Fox News

Category: Crime, Feel Good Stories

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Wilted Willy

I’m here to save your life, put up your tits!!!

Wilted Willy

Confine me to the Titty Bar?

A Proud Infidel®™

HOOTERS to the rescue!!!!

26Limabeans

“deflected the bullet from nipping”

Nipping?

26Limabeans

Man that girl has some nice ballistic gel…

Graybeard

I can see that line being used in the near future…

JTB

Denise, an experienced fisher, suffered a penetrating chest wound by a blue marlin’s bill while sport fishing with a friend. After her friend had hooked the marlin, it came out of the water and stabbed her in the arm, through her silicone breast implant and into her chest. Doctors say that the silicone implant may have absorbed the force of the impact potentially saving her life. If Denise did not have the silicone breast implants doctors speculate the marlin’s bill would have punctured her lung. She survived the incident, but had to have her implant removed and replaced because it had been forced through her rib cage into her chest.

timactual

Now we can classify silicone breast implants as PPE. Sadly, too late for Steve Irwin.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Now I can keep a Breast of the the work being done with silicone. The Knights of years ago should have thought of using silicone on the breast plates of their armor.

Comm Center Rat

The existence of breasts proves that a man can focus on two things at once.

5th/77th FA

Can’t milk this story any more, can we?

Mason

Remember this guy? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Zembic

Doesn’t seem so crazy now. He kept the tits for safety reasons.

Commissar

***WARNING***

Do not Google image Brian Zembic.

Hondo

Unless you’re a fan of the bizarre, Poodle’s warning here is probably a good idea.

If you’re tempted, you might want to read the Wikipedia article linked by Mason above first. And depending on how strong your stomach is, maybe look for the image on an empty stomach should you choose to do that.

(No, I didn’t go look at any image of Zembic. The Wikipedia article told me enough.)

Veritas Omnia Vincit

Bullet Proof Boobs….

I sense a marketing opportunity…

26Limabeans

Call them nose cones.

HMCS(FMF) ret

The power of the boobehs…