Daryl Edwards Apology

| March 10, 2020 | 98 Comments

We posted a case on Darly Edwards HERE

I have had several talks with members of his family.  I must say, they seem to be good people who are hurt and horribly disappointed.   My heart goes out to them.  Notwithstanding that, I do believe that Darly Edwards is probably a sociopath and only sorry that he was exposed.   No apology is ever going to be good enough for some.  Some apologies are sufficient for many.  Let your own conscience guide you on the matter.

I have my own opinion on the matter…It has nothing to do with Jesus.

Category: Navy Poser, Valor Vultures

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  1. Comm Center Rat says:

    “If any man among you seem to be religious, and bridleth not his tongue, but deceiveth his own heart, this man’s religion is vain.” [James 1:26 KJV]

  2. Green Thumb says:

    Still a loser.

    Curious if the wife splits like The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress’s did when he got caught and was finally exposed.

  3. IDC SARC says:

    da fukk Jesus gotta do wiffit, bitch? Shaddap.

  4. 5th/77th FA says:

    I usually always have some sympathy for the families and friends of these people that have been hurt by the lies and embellishments. ‘Specially the ones who were taken in by these pieces of sh^t. For the pieces of sh^t themselves, such as the lying, embellishing Daryl Edwards…NONE.WHAT.SO.EVER!!! SUFFER BITCH!!! EMBRACE THE SUCK!!! Rot in Hell as Satan devours your worthless soul. I pray that God allows the Spirits of True Warriors to piss napalm on your sorry ass self for all eternity.

    Jesus may forgive you…He’s in the Forgiveness Business! I won’t…because I’m not.

    Yeah the lying, embellishing SOS Daryl Edwards is sorry all right. He’s sorry he got outed as the lying embellishing phony POS that he is.

  5. OmegaPaladin says:

    I’m just curious, what would the appropriate response be from a dirtbag faker, especially cases where the law is not involved? Kill himself? Feed himself into a wood chipper? Stuff a claymore between his legs and set it off?

    It sounds like it doesn’t matter whether they admit they were a lying SOB or keep on lying, the response is exactly the same. If that’s the case, do not be surprised when they keep on lying like rugs.

    • IDC SARC says:

      Yes, curious indeed.

      Don’t see where you offer any suitable response to said “dirtbag faker”, rather you the apparent sage, just choose to virtue signal by criticizing others.

    • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

      For me the apology is a good start, and then if he followed it up with say at least 100 hours of volunteer service at his local soldier’s home I might be convinced he had tried to make amends…

      I say a hundred hours because even at a meager 4 hours a week it would take a year to cover those hours. A year in which he would see honorable men and women die every day, men and women who served their nation and didn’t fucking lie about it for decades. Men and women who deserve to have their service honored by all of us instead of dishonored by bags of shit who stand on their shoulders claiming shit they never did.

      When your word ain’t worth *a bucket of warm spit* because you’re a lying sack of shit, you need to provide some physical actions that put the weight of truth back into your words. Serving the veteran community that you dishonored with your lies would go a long for me in showing through your actions that you were done being a sack of shit and were actually remorseful.

      When you spend decades fucking lying, your words have the weight of helium balloons; consequently they float off into the ether as relatively meaningless.

      But that’s me, others may never find it possible to believe them again. Ever.

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      OP, I’m good with any of your suggested responses. Might could even add a few of my own, if yours fail.

    • Poetrooper says:

      Well, Opie, the answer to that doesn’t require a great deal of navel-gazing–it’s rather simple:

      CEASE and DESIST.

      Do not persist in your false and foolish claims and do not attack those who have exposed you. Go quietly from the limelight you sought and make amends, and reparations where appropriate, with those you’ve deceived or defrauded.

      I haven’t noticed you on this forum before, but if you’ve been around a while you should have noticed that after the initial opprobrium has been expressed here, it usually fades fairly quickly. UNLESS, that is, the perp is foolish enough to be defiant, to attempt to defend the provably indefensible, to attack those who have exposed his treachery. Those types can remain in the cross-hairs of our wrathful sarcasm forever, as a certain errant aviator can attest.

      Does that answer your rather sanctimonious question?

      • marinedad61 says:

        Poetrooper,
        Perfect answer for Omega.
        I can only add…
        Keep God, Jesus, and religion OUT of the apologies and excuses
        for the behavior past, and behavior present.

        I could preach about TRUTH for behavior future,
        but in most cases, that’s too much to ask, or expect.

        • OmegaPaladin says:

          I have noticed that people aside from a certain litigious lawn dart tend to fade off the radar. I didn’t know if there was more stuff going on to keep the pressure on the phonies.

          I am a lurker here, I don’t post much. I was legit curious on what the goal was with dudes who are lying without ripping off the taxpayers / charity.

    • ArmyATC says:

      As has happened in other cases, those lying dirtbags will issue a kinda sorta apology and lay low for a few months. Then when the spotlight has been turned off they revert to their lying ways. It’s happened before and I’m certain it will happen again. Acceptance of an apology also depends on the level of shitbaggery the clown has resorted to. Many have been lying for years, profiting from their lies and ruining lives, both financially and emotionally, along the way. It also ruins the trust people have in veterans and those serving. It makes them wonder if the person they’re talking to is actually a veteran. And it cheapens the hard work and valor of those who actually accomplished, many times at a very high cost, what the dirtbag is claiming. That’s why their initial apologies aren’t usually accepted with open arms. To quote Reagan, “Trust but verify.” Well, not so much the trust part, but you should get the picture.

      • OmegaPaladin says:

        I see where you are coming from. Obviously, the lying douchebag needs to stop being a lying douchebag. Or become a Democrat politician.

        Jesus told the woman he savwed from punishment “Go and sin no more.” I’d imagine his words for Edwards would be less polite, but the same general idea.

        • ArmyATC says:

          It’s more than that. When Jesus said “go, and sin no more” it wasn’t a slap on the wrist and a simple “don’t do that again.” He meant that the person should be fully repentant, owning up to the sin, acknowledging it, and making restitution.

          And this guy with his “Jesus” schtick doesn’t deserve to be trusted. He was spouting the religious stuff before he got caught. He lied like a rug while using the name of God and didn’t think twice about it. Nothing he has said or done was to glorify his God. It was simply to elevate his standing and stroke his ego. It wouldn’t surprise me to see him delve deeper into his “religion.” After all, “there’s a lot of money in the God business.”

    • Ret_25X says:

      For OmegaPaladin (I see what you are inferring there and its asinine);

      What would he need to do? Since he invokes Jesus, I will also…

      1. Come completely clean…and I mean completely
      2. Make restitution for any and all value given under false pretenses. Where the goodwill and accolades did not have direct monetary value, make donations in sufficient amounts to be meaningful to the recipients. I recommend actual wounded or disabled veterans.
      3. Spend time working with an actual charity or veteran’s home on a volunteer basis to “learn the truth” of what he was grasping for himself.
      4. Go onto center ice at a game and make a public, no excuses apology.

      Why? Because Jesus never stopped at forgiveness…he always went further to true repentance.

      Perhaps some time reading the book of Luke would help your perspective. Jesus, the healer of broken people knew that sweat equity is always–always–necessary to bring healing.

      You’re welcome.

    • Mason says:

      I’ll be honest. For me, Edwards is like a pedophile or a Clinton (though I repeat myself). I think that a stolen valor fraud like Edwards is beyond apology. His character is beyond repair or redemption.

  6. JTB says:

    Jesus…Jesus…I…I..I…Me…Me..Me…What a joke..

  7. Roh-Dog says:

    Reminds me of some of the ‘I’m an asshole drug addict/alcoholic but at least I’m a sober asshole’-types that I’ve met in AA/NA.
    Admitting you have character flaws don’t make your shit right, you have to do the HARD work.

  8. David R says:

    I feel badly for the families. It hurts when you find put your husband/father/son is a cronic liar. But I will give you odds that this man will find other lives to tell and is unable to accept his sick self for what he is. No, he has to be a warrior hero.

  9. AW1Ed says:

    I’m good with apologies. That was an excuse.

  10. sj says:

    I’m probably naive, again, but I doubt that doing that video was easy. He could have doubled down and/or gone to ground like many others (Chevy, Round Ranger, …). I’d say good on you, so far. Keep it up.

    To repeat Omega’s excellent point above: “It sounds like it doesn’t matter whether they admit they were a lying SOB or keep on lying, the response is exactly the same. If that’s the case, do not be surprised when they keep on lying like rugs.”

    • Poetrooper says:

      Sorry sj, but I have to take issue that Omega’s point is excellent–as I say above, it’s rather sanctimonious.

      Confession may be good for one’s soul when it comes from within, from a heartfelt desire to change, accompanied by a willingness to change. But when it comes as a result of external public exposure and is done to cover one’s ass in such a self-serving manner, it justifiably invites our skepticism.

      As for your naiveté, ask yourself, do you honestly think that turd would have made that video if he hadn’t been exposed? As Roh-Dog says above, it is behavior typical of addicts. Having lived through that experience with members of my wife’s family, I can tell you the sorrow and piety expressed on exposure is meaningless, totally self-serving and short-lived.

    • marinedad61 says:

      SJ,
      Poetrooper is correct. Spot on.
      There have been sincere apologies. Few. Very few.
      This page is not shark food when these actually occur,
      in fact, the whole circus dies down much more quickly when they do.
      Obviously, the sincerity of this apology is highly suspect,
      and for good reason.

  11. Contractor1803 says:

    Fuck him, in the ass, with a rusty crow bar. Trying to play the “I found Jesus Card” won’t work. There is no use for this piece of trash.

  12. SFC D says:

    Apology denied. You didn’t convince me, work on it. Convince the people in your city, your neighborhood, apologize to the customers of your dance studio, tell the children in your program how you lied. And Jesus ain’t happy with you either.

  13. USAF E-5 says:

    Had a driver that claimed to be a VV, spec forces worked for me for quite awhile. After maybe 6 mo’s of listening to his stories, I took the minimal effort to look into his records for his DOB. Younger than me. So the next time he spoke out, I called him on it. In front of 2 guys I knew served in VN. 1 an MP, the other spec forces. There was a 3rd guy there whom I hadn’t met, that also was a VV. They tore this guy a new one, he took it like a man. Said he was sorry and wouldn’t do it again. To a man they said they better not hear of it, and that was the end of it. He was still driving when I was disabled, the 1 spec force guy lost his sight, and became disabled. Shoot, still miss Shelby. Good guy. I’m sure both the other guys retired by now. But it doesn’t bother me that there are liars, other than to call them out on it. They absolutely need to be called on it. But then, I let it go. Wasted energy, and I need it to take care of my wife. USAF Vet dying of end stage renal failure. But we’ve had 40 years, which is more than Colonel Seimens gave her when he diagnosed her with RA 36 years ago. Guess what I’m trying to say to my brothers here is, “Remember what’s important. You, your family, your country, your beliefs.” I know I’ll see you all at the big Dining Out. Whenever I get there.

    • Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

      Well said and a great attitude.

      The sincere apology in this case seems a bit suspect, which is why I thought if he spent some time with those at the soldier’s home all of whom won’t leave there alive. It’s a humbling experience and one we should all experience at some point to understand the reality of service.

  14. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    It sounds to me like he’s only sorry he got caught. As for me, he can go sit on a Claymore Mine while someone hits the clacker, DEEDS, NOT WORDS!!!

  15. OWB says:

    That’s more than we get from most posers. Only time will tell us whether there was an iota of sincerity in there somewhere.

    So, I, for one, am willing to accept an apology from him or any other poser who proffers one. But it is impossible to accept it on its face. We need for him to prove it to us, something which almost no poser has done. Still, it IS possible.

  16. ChipNASA says:

    I was good, his apology was fine up until the 0:15 mark and “Only in Jesus”…and then You’re FUCKED!! That sanctimonious shit is BULLSHIT, then you play the victim card and the OH POOR ME. FUCK YOU!!
    You lying sack of shit and you false prophet and sorry-assed shitbag coward.

    Man up and straight up say I fucked up I was WRONG I’M SORRY!!!. This crap you posted was fine for 15 fucking seconds and then YOU FUCKED IT COMPLETELY UP LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE YOU’VE DONE WITH YOUR LIFE!!
    You suck, YOU SUCK CAITLIN JENNER AND BRADLEY MANNING’S DICKS.

    So to recap, FUCK YOU!!! HARD AND LONG!!!
    Your words mean NOTHING!!!

  17. Ex-PH2 says:

    Invoking Jesus as an excuse for being a compulsive liar and pillager, never mind looter, is NOT going to work well for this crapweasel.

    There is always a backlash to it later on. And nobody believes this asswiper anyway, so he might as well save his foul breath to melt ice next winter. I hear it will snow hard right over his roof.

  18. Daisy Cutter says:

    I’m thinking what probably happened is Edwards was trying his hardest to follow in the footsteps of Jesus.

    He most likely asked himself “If Jesus joined the U.S. Navy, what would he do?”

    Becoming a Navy SEAL probably popped into his head as the answer.

    Jesus stood beside Edwards when he stood out on that hockey ice and waved like he was in a Miss American pageant. Jesus put his hand on Edwards’ shoulder as he accepted those four hockey tickets.

    Jesus may be guiding Edwards now to transition all of this into helping others. All those people out there that claim to be a LT, Navy SEAL and were buried in a bombed building for three days in Lebanon. You know, all those people.

    Edwards so much wants to be an example for others to follow. He wants to help people discover the right path. He suggests so in his Apology video.

    So, have patience with Edwards. God isn’t finished with him yet. He just needs a better backstory to help him be an inspiration to others. This one didn’t work all that well.

  19. marinedad61 says:

    You guys are correct.
    A non-apology, worse by pulling God out of his ass (again).
    86 seconds on YouTube with 86 views won’t put this away.

    HERE are the next 2 steps in his “recovery”.
    Give a 90 second apology, with NO God or religion attached, on
    (1) CBS Miami TV Channel 4, and
    (2) Center ice at the next Florida Panthers game (Saturday)

    https://www.nhl.com/panthers/schedule/2020-03-01/ET

  20. 26Limabeans says:

    I have found that people who say they have found Jesus have been found out.

  21. Rufus says:

    Good grief, what a sack of sh!t… This isn’t an apology, it’s a commiseration over getting caught.
    How many times have we seen this same type of “apology” for being a dirt bag only to have said dirt bag show up somewhere else trying to pull the same crap?
    Calling on the name of Jesus & then continuing into a string of “me’s” and “I’s” that sound more like he’s sorry for himself than anything he did… Nope, doesn’t cut it. He needs to eat a bag of dicks!

  22. Daisy Cutter says:

    So, if he admitted he lied, what’s the issue with the newspaper/TV station running a correction to the story?

    There is no legal risk to them now.

    However, if I were them I would avoid Edwards’ positioning to be another “advise giver” for everything that happens in his life. He created this mess, it didn’t happen to him as he would suggest.

  23. Bruce A Revelle says:

    He’s an apologetic liar. Only God knows what sincerity is in his heart. Ye reap what you sow. No pass from me.

  24. MBD says:

    They always find God when they get caught

  25. marinedad61 says:

    Flashback. The template. The “Jimmy Swaggart apology.”
    Emulated by many ever since.
    BTW,
    Yes, Swaggart was caught with another hooker 3 years after this “apology.”

  26. Crazy PVT says:

    Jesus. The ultimate Sorry, not sorry.

    Sorry i shit on your dining room table. It’s cool with Jesus.

  27. Sparks says:

    I am a born again Christian. That being said, nothing upsets me more than when someone takes God’s name in vain. (Meaning, to use it in an empty and hollow manner when it is completely unproductive to its purpose.)

    So it chaps my ass when I hear someone throw the Jesus card in the hopes it will garner more sympathy or make them seem more sincere. This guy is the perfect example. Forgiveness from Christ is a personal and private matter. Forgiveness from anyone else is public. In my opinion, never the twain should mix or even meet.

    Should I be caught in some wrongdoing, the LAST thing I would do is to drag the name of my Saviour through the mud with me.

    I do not know if this man is sincere, but listening to him, I think not.

    Crazy PVT put it more succinctly above and with fewer words.

    A agree with Dave in the notion he is sorrier he was caught than for what he did.

    YMMV

  28. C2Show says:

    Well he apologize, still looks like a raw asshole.

    He should apologize to Don Shipley. Because that shit he pulled on him angered a lot of people.

  29. Mustang Major says:

    The sad thing is that Daryl Edward’s family has to go through the process of explaining his BS to their friends. I am sure that are doing some apologizing in the process.

  30. rgr769 says:

    When you ignore the Jesus stuff, his weak apology merely says he is “sorry” he lied about his military service, and it hurt his family. I am sure it did hurt his family to find out he has been lying about claiming to have been trapped in the wreckage in Beirut for three days, that he was a decorated Navy SEAL officer, that he was wounded in combat, etc. He also never admitted all the lies he told when first confronted about them. If he pissed off The Hair in their phone conversation, he must have doubled down on his lies. I am not buying the contrition.

  31. HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10 says:

    1) I don’t know what the 12 steps are but he needs to go back to #1 and start over.

    2) Did he ever think that maybe the cancer was God/ Jesus’s vengeance for all the bilious crap spewing from his cock holster?

    3) With all the me-me-me & I-I-I crap, this guy sounded like he were warming up for his shift as a fluffer on the set of “Big Brutus & the Beefcake Boys”!

  32. 3/10/MED/b says:

    That cue card he more than occasionally dropped his eyes to tells the story.
    He’s just sorry he got caught.

    b out.

  33. Jack says:

    More like a bad testimony than an apology. You can tell he has no heart for Jesus. If he is going to celebrate recovery, it is for ulterior motives. I see no true contrition or repentance here,

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      Like I said, I truly think that he’s only sorry he got caught AND I’m willing to bet that he’ll go right back to playing SV Con Games as soon as he thinks that the heat is off of him!

  34. Terry Sheehan says:

    I don’t sense that he bared his soul…

    … more like he flashed his ass a little bit.

  35. FC2(SW) Ron says:

    Just to reiterate what others have stated, this asshole is putting on the “halo” of religion to garner sympathy. As a “public servant” in a former career I’d see assholes just like this guy who got cheating on their wives or getting mixed up in extremely bad decision making then say “I’m a sinner, Jesus, God, I’m a vessel for change etc. Makes me sick.

    Suck up your innernets fame you fucking baloney smoker!

  36. ChipNASA says:

    OK it’s been a few days and I don’t see any outside attention or influence on the Daryl Cleve Edwards threads and in addition, because he posted a really weak, shitty excuse he called an apology, the following is going to be posted TWICE….

    OK so there was a reminder posted by 5th/77th FA, KOB!! in the Michael Sean Green thread that a requests and the appropriate seconds and Aye votes had been put out for one Daryl Cleve Edwards. Seeing how Daryl Cleve Edwards was unbelievable in his use of his phony to access public events and such and not only that, claimed Beirut, which we all know is near and dear to our hearts at TAH, he fully deserves the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ to be dropped on him. In addition, he came back with a sanctaminous bullshit apology and more than that, called out Jeasus as his excuse and cruth, futher not accepting the consequences of his actions and just pawning his bullshit out on everything but himself. Therefore, the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ will be deployed in *BOTH* Daryl Cleve Edwards, 1. Because he needs and deserves the attention and 2. Because he came back with a PhD in his bullshit, piling it higher and deeper, in a lame attempt to take the spotlight off his actions.
    Towit, I hereby give you, the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , the ALPHABET ASSAULT and the The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
    The Hemisphere of Insults®™
    (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
    FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
    TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
    THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
    DANGER CLOSE!!!!
    MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
    TAKE COVER!!!!!
    … Daryl (And his other brother Daryl) Cleve (Is not to be believed) Edwards (Deadwood) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy,
    should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass,

    • ChipNASA says:

      I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Sphincter reaper, Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead. If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer,

      • ChipNASA says:

        terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented suckign dicks, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), Was NOT a SEAL, and to make it short, was NOT an officer, he was NOT awarded the Silver Star, and *certainly* was NEVER EVER awarded the Purple Heart. In addition, his false claims were that he was on the ground in Lebanon, as part of the bombing of the Marine Barracks in Beirut, which we all know, HE WAS NEVER THERE AND WAS NOT IN COMBAT AT ALL, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron,

        • ChipNASA says:

          YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
          Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
          If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!

          We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
          OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
          /FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value
          The Hemisphere of Insults®™
          https://imgur.com/nGqi3aR

          FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
          Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
          Here endeth the lesson.

          Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

          So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

          • ChipNASA says:

            In addition we are also deploying The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
            You don’t frighten us, pig-dog! —Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Thppppt!
            I don’t want to hear from you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!…… I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
            go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
            Fetchez la vache!
            You have the brain of a duck
            I unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser
            You are a bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and you are a tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms.
            We should make castanets out of your testicles
            You are an illegitimate faced buggerfolk
            If I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell ya to go home and get your shine box. So, GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX!
            You are a liar, a looter and a pillager, and nothing but verminous, lying, scum
            You are also a Jittery jizz junkie and having to deal with your foolish Stolen Valor crap takes “some real big dick energy shit” of which you have no comprehension.

            Remembering to reference “Sarge” and request the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame

  37. gitarcarver says:

    I’m late to this comment thread and for that I apologize. Much of the comments here have revolved around Edwards’ use of religion in his “apology” or whatever you want to call it.

    Since we are talking about whether Christ is actually a driving factor in this, there are two stories from the Bible that come to mind.

    The first is that of David and Bathsheba. When confronted with his sins over wanting Bathsheba, the prophet Nathan says to David (paraphrasing) “what you did in the darkness has now come to light. You tried to hide your sins but now all of Israel sees them.”

    David repents because he has been caught. He may not have repented before, but like so many people here note, being caught is a powerful motivator. The light of exposure illuminates the action.

    That’s how I feel about Edwards and so many of those who steal valor or exaggerate service. They wanted their sins and lies to be in the dark, but they get exposed.

    The other story is the New Testament story of the woman at the well, She is dragged in front of Christ by her accusers of being a prostitute. The accusers want her to be stoned (killed) according to the law. Christ bends down and starts to write in the dirt while he listens to the accusations against the woman. It is believed that he was writing the names of the men she had slept with, and that list included the people accusing her and wanting her to be killed. The men sulk away and Christ looks at the woman and says “where are your accusers?”

    He then tells the woman to “go and sin no more.” I am unaware of any record that recounts what happened to the woman – whether she returned to her old life of being a prostitute or whether she walked the “straight and narrow path.”

    When I hear people like Edwards, I am reminded that it is not for me to judge them. “Judge” does not mean say whether they are right or wrong but literally whether to pronounce a sentence upon them. That’s for a judge, jury or God to do. I am called to discern whether their actions are right, but that is not in play here right now after the “apology.”

    The other thing is that the word “repent” literally means “do a one-eighty,” to “turn and walk in the other direction.”

    While I fully understand the apprehension and anger of the people here, I am not sure that Edwards has had enough time to show and prove one way or another whether he has turned around.

    There is no way any of us apologize to our wives, husbands, family members, friends etc they know whether our apologies are actually true, heartfelt and a change of direction, or whether we are just trying to say “sorry” to get out of whatever mess we are in.

    The only way we know if someone has turned around or whether we have turned around is by time – time to take that first step in the other direction and many steps after that.

    As for me, and speaking only for myself, I am willing to forgive Edwards based on his apology. That doesn’t mean that I will forget his actions. That doesn’t mean that people won’t continue to watch and discern whether that apology was real or as fake as his statements on his service.

    Only time will tell that.

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