Daryl Edwards – Phony SEAL and Fake Marine Barracks Survivor
The folks at MilitaryPhony send us their work on Daryl Cleve Edwards. Edwards lives in Miami Springs, Florida. He grew up in Schenectady, New York. He is 58 years old at the time of this writing – March 2020.
It seems that Daryl was honored by the NHL Florida Panthers as being a Navy SEAL, LT, and survived for three days in a building in Lebanon that was blown up – implying the US Marine Barracks bombing in October of 1983. He was applauded by the crowd and even invited out onto the ice.
The local CBS affiliate, CBS4, works with the Florida Panthers on a “Heroes Among Us” program that honors veterans. The story and video are here.
SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7thzi9gc4CM
Here is the same video in Edwards own words…
In the news video, it claims the Edwards served from 1980 – 1995.
Additionally, the video shows a photo of Edwards as a Navy Lieutenant (O-3) wearing a U.S. Navy SEAL Trident, a Silver Star medal and a Purple Heart.
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The UDT/SEAL database was checked and it was determined that there is NO record of “Daryl Cleve Edwards” or any other variation of his name ever completing BUD/S Training or assigned to any SEAL teams.
There was also no Silver Star listed for Daryl Cleve Edwards at the following databases:
- https://homeofheroes.com/silver-star/silver-star-global-war-on-terror/silver-star-global-war-on-terror-navy/
- https://valor.defense.gov/Recipients/Navy-Silver-Star/
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A Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request was made. So what did the NPRC have to say about all of this?
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FOIA RESULTS
NATIONAL PERSONNEL RECORDS CENTER (NPRC)
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DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE MANPOWER DATA CENTER (SCRA)
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So, no SEAL, no officer, no Silver Star, and no Purple Heart. In addition, it doesn’t even look like he was on the ground in Lebanon to be in a building that was blown up. They have a good discussion on why he could not have been in Lebanon so I’ll refer you over to MilitaryPhony.
Edwards’ records show no listing of a Silver Star or Purple Heart. A Purple Heart is the medal awarded for being wounded in combat.
Both of these medals are covered by the Stolen Valor Act of 2013, so Edwards has some splainin’ to do.
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STOLEN VALOR
If the claims by Daryl Edwards were used to leverage work, military or civilian promotions, or anything else of value, he may be in violation of Stolen Valor laws.
The NHL Florida Panthers’ site states that “Each hero and their family will receive four (4) tickets to the game they are being honored at, as well as special recognition on the ice during the National Anthem and a TV timeout.” So it appears that Edwards clearly has received something of value. Who knows what else?
State laws may also apply in regard to Stolen Valor. In addition to the Federal Stolen Valor law, Florida has its own statute in regard to Stolen Valor.
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This the first I’ve heard of someone getting a medal for surviving. I just returned from surviving a week in Kalifornya, no award waiting for me when I got home.
Stealing the honor of those who served in Lebanon, and for what? Hockey tickets? The Embassy was bombed twice, once in April of 1983 and then again in Sep 1984. For those that like to post things out there on the interwebnet thingy without doing their homework first, Daryl here was pretending he was in the bombing of the Marine Barracks that happened on 23 October 1983 and not one of the Embassy bombings. That explosion killed 220 Marines, 18 sailors, and three soldiers. A few minutes after that bomb went off, a second bomber drove into the basement of the nearby French paratroopers’ barracks, killing 58 more people. It’s not really hard to publish accurate information. It does bug me when people who should know better publish sloppy work that distorts the historical record.
There were 273 Americans that did not survive as a result of being deployed to Beirut. Many others wounded. It’s bad enough we have to post cases on posers that claim they were there, now we have to fix sloppy work done by others as well. That makes my ass itch.
Category: Beirut, Fake SEAL, Lebanon, Navy, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Purple Heart, Silver Star, Stolen Valor, Stolen Valor Act, Valor Vultures
There’s more of these fake Lebanon phonies than there are fake SEALs it seems!
Why can’t people just be content with the service they’ve served? Unless you’re a grade ‘A’ certified moron, people know that anything can be found on anyone.
Honesty is the best policy.
Unless you’re a lying phony.
What a hemorrhoid this guy is.
Why does it not surprise me this sonovabitch heads a non-profit to teach school children how to dance. Contact information: Aimm Higher (305) 989-4353, 1730 Biscayne Blvd Miami FL 33132 USA http://www.aimmhigher.org
Readers may want to appropriately but professionally share their thoughts with this phony. I’ll give the Panthers their aw shit moment and enlighten the local media, but suspect others have already done so.
POOF.
The org website is DOWN.
“Aimm Higher”
Glad he’s not mentoring kids on English.
Spoke with the Miami Dade Attorney and mentioned research indicated Florida enacted a stronger Stolen Valor Law last year. He will forward my email to the TV station and NFL Panthers to the appropriate police agency to follow up. In Florid, it is the police who have to initiate the complaint. Why don’t several of all’Y’all communicate with the Miami Police Department the contents of both blogs and ask for prosecution. The Director is aramireziii@mdpd.com
All-Points Logistics serves Lebanese food in their taxpayer funded cafeteria on Thursdays.
That might be why you see so many Lebanon bombing posers, er, I mean employees,posing in Florida at the latter end of the week.
I had Lebanon Bologna for lunch today.
It’s only a matter of time before there are more fake survivors than there were actual victims.
Try Monkey Butt Cream for the butt itch, DH. Or maybe some good blended whiskey. (smile)
As for this LSoS – well, he wanted attention. Now he’s got it.
Let me be the FIRST to declare that Daryl Cleve Edwards is a lying, embellishing POS that should be made Google Famous for being a Valor Thief. At least he did serve during a time when not everyone did, or were required to. Not very exceptional service but he Daryl Cleve Edwards, the liar, was present for duty. E4 Mafia Unite and let the world know that the co@ksu@king embellisher Daryl Cleve Edwards, was NOT at Navy SEAL, was NOT a Navy Officer, but HAS brought dishonor to himself and his family.
Make sure you use the name of the lying embellishing Daryl Cleve Edwards in each post. He wanted attention? Let’s give it to him.
And to go ahead and get this out of the way. Chip warm up the Aerial Artillery Platforms. I will be, again, the FIRST to call for the deployment of our Battery of insults on this tool. I will leave it to the discretion of higher as to the level of the Assaults. Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?
OK. I see that many have commented on the Book of Face. I am really going to be holding off on this one with the HoI for maybe today and or tomorrow for a few reasons… (Please excuse me but I’ll keep posting this disclaimer just because there may be some that don’t realize what was going on in previous threads and/or behind the scenes because of the previous deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , this is just a reminder) 1. This is a Dave post and I don’t want to stir shit when he had to edit one of the last ones because… 2. Sometimes, TAH and MP attract outside attention from the local/regional and sometimes, national media. In one of the previous threads, the Foley and Jowers case, it attracted media attention and they were very hesitant to link or mention TAH, because of the deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ . I don’t want to hamper legitimate investigations or mentions or using TAH as a resource in reporting Stolen Valor to the public because to the outside world, the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ can be somewhat off-putting (to say the least, of which I am quite proud.) 3. I do see that some media are involved here (The local CBS affiliate, CBS4, works with the Florida Panthers) and there may be some backlash or actions that come to light after this incident has been brought to their attention, so I think that for the time being, a wait-and-see attitude is justified here. (For just a little bit) If we go for a while and don’t hear that outside agencies are involved, and we meet the standard Roberts Rules of TAH here and I don’t hear anything from the admins here otherwise, the complete and full deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , the ALPHABET ASSAULT and the The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™ will be used to engage this poser. And a poke to Sarge is as always, responsible for deploying the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame (SSSoS) as that is his… Read more »
Under the present circumstances, can we accept the thought for the actual deed?
We all know what the HoI is. (I still end up LOL whenever I read it, all 3? 4? frames of it)
Ditto for the ToT, et al.
We all know what they are, and where to find them to (re)read them for our own pleasure.
So, can we nod our heads in wisdom, and not physically post the HoI, ToT (et al), but accept that it is done anyway?
If this is not acceptable, I will accept my 30 lashes with a wet noodle from ExPH2.
Let the backlash begin……..
TDRSABW,
Oh trust me, if I don’t hear anything by tomorrow, I’m going full bore. AND I’ll accept your post as a SEGUNDO!!!!
DO we have an “AYE” vote just for preemptive formality?!?!?
OK Troops we falling down on the job here. Who does the lying embellishing sack of bull chips does Daryl Cleve Edwards have to orally gratify in order for us to get an AYE? Finish up the FOD walk, get off the SarMaj’s grass, and somebody, anybody drop us the final vote we need.
AYE!! DO IT BAYBEE!
OK it’s been a few days and I don’t see any outside attention or influence on the Daryl Cleve Edwards threads and in addition, because he posted a really weak, shitty excuse he called an apology, the following is going to be posted TWICE…. OK so there was a reminder posted by 5th/77th FA, KOB!! in the Michael Sean Green thread that a requests and the appropriate seconds and Aye votes had been put out for one Daryl Cleve Edwards. Seeing how Daryl Cleve Edwards was unbelievable in his use of his phony to access public events and such and not only that, claimed Beirut, which we all know is near and dear to our hearts at TAH, he fully deserves the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ to be dropped on him. In addition, he came back with a sanctaminous bullshit apology and more than that, called out Jeasus as his excuse and cruth, futher not accepting the consequences of his actions and just pawning his bullshit out on everything but himself. Therefore, the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ will be deployed in *BOTH* Daryl Cleve Edwards, 1. Because he needs and deserves the attention and 2. Because he came back with a PhD in his bullshit, piling it higher and deeper, in a lame attempt to take the spotlight off his actions. Towit, I hereby give you, the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , the ALPHABET ASSAULT and the The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™ The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! … Daryl (And his other brother Daryl) Cleve (Is not to be believed) Edwards (Deadwood) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a… Read more »
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We are also deploying The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
You don’t frighten us, pig-dog! —Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Thppppt!
I don’t want to hear from you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!…… I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
Fetchez la vache!
You have the brain of a duck
I unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser
You are a bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and you are a tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms.
We should make castanets out of your testicles
You are an illegitimate faced buggerfolk
If I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell ya to go home and get your shine box. So, GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX!
You are a liar, a looter and a pillager, and nothing but verminous, lying, scum
You are also a Jittery jizz junkie and having to deal with your foolish Stolen Valor crap takes “some real big dick energy shit” of which you have no comprehension.
Remembering to reference “Sarge” and request the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame
AMEN!!! BDA 100/100
Both Fake Book Pages are still up/open on the lying POS Daryl Cleve Edwards…for now. Some of the usual suspects have started piling on, those that can need to go join that party. Going by some of the pictures the Valor Their Daryl Cleve Edwards has parlayed his claims in procuring an attractive wife, nice home and several high performance vehicles. Let’s bring the dam dam down on this POS Daryl Cleve Edwards.
Embrace the suck…Bitch!
Link to the 2nd FakeBook page…
OPEN for Likes and Comments.
https://www.facebook.com/daryl.edwards.334
Daryl Cleve Edwards Facebook profile:
“Child of God, Follower of Jesus Christ…”
This seems to be a pattern with those who embellish their Military Service or LIE about serving when they never wore the Uniform.
It is as if they are hiding behind Christianity and using it to convince others they are the real McCoy.
We have seen this time and time and time again. It is getting Old.
🤔
Dr. Samuel Johnson famously noted that, “Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”
Ol’ Poe’s observation after eight decades of observation is that religion is often the first…
“…eight decades of LIVING…”
Shhez! Eight decades indeed–seems like more most of the time.
SHEEZ!
See what I mean?
This dipshit Daryl Edwards will now try to claim that the fancy officer’s uniform with the Trident and pretty bling-bling was just a costume for a community playhouse production of “A Few Good Men”, right out of the Poser’s Playbook…
Lying posering douchebag…
What I find interesting is he had to have spent quite a bit of money on that uniform. He seems to have the order of precedence correct even though he never earned most of the medals and rank he displays.
One clue the photo is not official is that it is a living room photo with no flag in the background.
Cleve disgraces all cancer survivors and veterans. He should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for Stolen Valor violations.
I wonder how much the Department of Defense pays NHL teams to honor “heroes among us?” IIRC DoD awarded the NFL $25 million for a similar recognition program.
Cocksucker
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Turd.
Held an entire second enlistment at E-5, despite being recommended for promotion? No wonder he had to make up stories to make himself feel more important. Doing your duty in spite of not getting the promotion you deserve doesn’t have the same cachet.
Plenty to be proud of in his official record. Until he takes a steaming, heaping dump on it.
If the Navy was like the Army, to be promoted you needed to have two years available future time in grade. So if he were recommended, but would not have two years available and declined to extend, he would not be eligible for promotion.
Only TIR required for Navy for advancement to E-5 was 12 months as E-4, and no requirement for time after advancement.
I knew more than a few folks who took the test, passed, got frocked, then got out before they started getting paid for it.
Time obligation in Navy only kicks in for CPO and up.
PN3 = Pay Grade E-4
Right you are. I blame the Navy for being so confusing. 😉
Nope. Being recommended is the least daunting task to complete for advancement. It’s a nice way of saying your CO doesn’t think you’re a total shitbag.
Passing the test with a high enough score to get advanced, that’s another story.
And IIRC, 8 years was the E-4 HYT back in the day, so there’s that too.
Shipley video on him is comedy. But it will also piss you off. He starts stammering and then hands up. Since Shipley video, I havent seen any articles actually kuting him and calling him phony.
They need to arrest his dumbass though for stolen valor. He profits off it with his foundation or company too. Oh and he even resorts to jesus in his phone convos….fucking cringeworthy stuff.
I think he is the type that would try to sue you if he found the articles calling him out.
Gee Whiz.
Isn’t this him?
Charged with 2 Counts of Battery(Misdemeanor ) and 2 Counts of Burglary (Felony) in 2001, found Guilty in 2002 and sentenced to Probation for 18 months with time served?
https://mugshots.com/US-States/Florida/Miami-Dade-County-FL/Daryl-Cleve-Edwards.54845475.html
I wonder if Daryl was a batterer and burglar after he became a follower of Jesus Christ? I doubt he could spell GOD without being spotted the “G” and the “D.”
CCR:
Another Pattern.
It seems those who embellish their Military Service or LIE about serving have a Dark past, i.e. having a Criminal background or got in deep trouble while in the Military.
Again, the pattern seems to be that they all publicly embrace Christianity while at the same time, continue with their lies and embellishment.
“Stolen Valor is the rancid cherry topping the Shit Sundae”
Daryl Cleve Edwards must lie about everything in his life if he has no problem making fantastic lies about his military service. Anyone that has come in contact with this liar should ask what lies they have been told.
Daryl Clive Edwards is not the only Phony Navy SEAL from Schenectady, NY.
Remember this guy featured in Military Phony in January 2019?
Russell “Rusty” Dean Berry:
https://militaryphony.com/2019/01/17/russell-rusty-dean-berry-u-s-navy-seal-u-s-navy-polaris-submarine-patrol-blog-of-shame/
I do remember this shitbag. Interestingly, I once worked in Schenectady, NY. Schenectady was known as “The Electric City” when GE employed 30,000+ workers there. Now like most of Upstate NY, Schenectady is a shithole, rust belt city mired in poverty and drugs.
“Russell Berry”
A nasty scrub bush native to upstate New York.
The sap is toxic and causes a severe ass rash
that leaves a rusty brown stain.
You mean a Lester Brown stain, right?
He still has 1 biker vest SEAL photo on his FakeBook page.
Mirror image “selfie” type pic, but unmistakable. YSTUR.
https://www.facebook.com/russell.r.berry
Rusty loves him some rusty trombones.
Guy needs a parade.
Right down the middle of Main Street.
Internet famous is just not enough.
From watching several videos of him, he seems like somebody very interested in being a celebrity. He got a taste of it and wants more.
To achieve an effective celebrity status he needed a touching backstory.
The inherent problem with these cases in which others are inspired and follow by example is that it all collapses when it is based on BS.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS a lying POS.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a SEAL.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Navy Lieutenant.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Lebanon USMC Barracks survivor.
Daryl Cleve Edwards DID take shit on an honorable service record.
Daryl Cleve Edwards WAS a tit-less WAVE that does not have the cache’ of being a SEAL, but we must all do our part.
Daryl Cleve Edwards owes the Panthers, their fans, and all ACTUAL survivors on the USMC Barracks attack the most heart felt apologies.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS going to enjoy lost of well-deserved Google fame.
PS Doesn’t anybody doing any vetting to avoid these type of embarrassments? Anyone?
I copy,
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS a lying POS.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a SEAL.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Navy Lieutenant.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Lebanon USMC Barracks survivor.
Daryl Cleve Edwards DID take shit on an honorable service record.
Daryl Cleve Edwards WAS a tit-less WAVE that does not have the cache’ of being a SEAL, but we must all do our part.
Daryl Cleve Edwards owes the Panthers, their fans, and all ACTUAL survivors on the USMC Barracks attack the most heart felt apologies.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS going to enjoy lost of well-deserved Google fame.
Good copy?
Solid copy,
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS a lying POS.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a SEAL.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Navy Lieutenant.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Lebanon USMC Barracks survivor.
Daryl Cleve Edwards DID take shit on an honorable service record.
Daryl Cleve Edwards WAS a tit-less WAVE that does not have the cache’ of being a SEAL, but we must all do our part.
Daryl Cleve Edwards owes the Panthers, their fans, and all ACTUAL survivors on the USMC Barracks attack the most heart felt apologies.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS going to enjoy lost of well-deserved Google fame.
Just making sure here:
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS a lying POS.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a SEAL.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Navy Lieutenant.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Lebanon USMC Barracks survivor.
Daryl Cleve Edwards DID take shit on an honorable service record.
Daryl Cleve Edwards WAS a tit-less WAVE that does not have the cache’ of being a SEAL, but we must all do our part.
Daryl Cleve Edwards owes the Panthers, their fans, and all ACTUAL survivors on the USMC Barracks attack the most heart felt apologies.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS going to enjoy lost of well-deserved Google fame.
I copy:
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS a lying POS.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a SEAL.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Navy Lieutenant.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Lebanon USMC Barracks survivor.
Daryl Cleve Edwards DID take shit on an honorable service record.
Daryl Cleve Edwards WAS a tit-less WAVE that does not have the cache’ of being a SEAL, but we must all do our part.
Daryl Cleve Edwards owes the Panthers, their fans, and all ACTUAL survivors on the USMC Barracks attack the most heart felt apologies.
I further add:
Daryl Cleve Edwards never even attended any SEAL training.
Daryl Cleve Edwards wasn’t even in the Navy when the USMC barracks was bombed.
Daryl Cleve Edwards was never awarded a Silver Star.
Daryl Cleve Edwards was never awarded a Purple Heart.
Darryl Cleve Edwards was not even a Navy cook; he was a personnel clerk for his 8 years of service.
Daryl Cleve Edwards left the Navy as an E-4.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS going to enjoy lots of well-deserved Google fame.
((Over))
I copy:
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS a lying POS.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a SEAL.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Navy Lieutenant.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Lebanon USMC Barracks survivor.
Daryl Cleve Edwards DID a take shit on an honorable service record.
Daryl Cleve Edwards WAS a tit-less WAVE that does not have the cache’ of being a SEAL, but we must all do our part.
Daryl Cleve Edwards owes the Panthers, their fans, and all ACTUAL survivors on the USMC Barracks attack the most heart felt apologies.
I further add:
Daryl Cleve Edwards never even attended any SEAL training.
Daryl Cleve Edwards wasn’t even in the Navy when the USMC barracks was bombed.
Daryl Cleve Edwards was never awarded a Silver Star.
Daryl Cleve Edwards was never awarded a Purple Heart.
Darryl Cleve Edwards was not even a Navy cook; he was a personnel clerk for his 8 years of service.
Daryl Cleve Edwards left the Navy as an E-4.
Daryl Cleve Edwards IS going to enjoy lots of well-deserved Google fame.
((Over))x2
Got out after EIGHT YEARS as an E-4? Did he step on his dick or something? Can some older heads shine a light for me….is that normal? I see 2 good cookies, so he must not have fucked up TOO bad. But that is a HELL of a long time to stick around as a 3rd Class.
2nd Note: That is the most FUCKED UP looking LT SEAL I have ever seen….
He was one of those “high drag, no speed” performers that we’ve dealt with at least once in our lifetimes… like behind the desk at the local DMV.
And IIRC, it wasn’t terribly difficult to pick up PN2 back in that timeframe.
He had completed the professional and military requirements, all he needed to do was pass the exam. I was hardcore E-4 Mafia but the thought of making more money, plus the benefit of no more E-4 and below working parties made me study.
RHIP in the surface fleet for sure. On the boats? Not so much.
Senior, this guy couldn’t even be a P sailor.
Definitely SP, as in ‘Sucks peepee’
Douchebag in the open. Fire at will.
Link to the 2nd FakeBook page…
OPEN for Likes and Comments.
https://www.facebook.com/daryl.edwards.334
“If I had a son, he would look like Daryl” – Barack Obama –
👍🏼
Daryl Cleve Edwards, phony SEAL, rocketing up to E-4 in only eight years.
Way to take a dump over perfectly adequate Navy tours, dipshit.
What an endorsement that is; adequate.
Adequate is such an ambiguous word. It hides so much.
so yes, his time as a personnelist was….adequate.
LOL
Dave wrote: “I just returned from surviving a week in Kalifornya…”
If I said this to my mother, she would respond with “Congratulations. Whaddya want… a medal?”
It’s always nice to come home to the cold embrace of a former Soviet and the smell of Borscht in the air.
Depends on what part. LaJolla? Cakewalk.
Compton? Not so much.
Yeah, but I’ll tell ya that the worst thing ever was when I left my wallet in El Segundo!😂
Daryl Cleve Edwards and his wife are the owners of this Dance studio:
http://inmotion-dance.webflow.io/faculty
Come on everybody dance with Daryl!
“Callin’ out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
There’ll be music everywhere
There’ll be swingin’, swayin’ and records playin’
Dancing in the street”
Dicks like this are the reason I don’t stand for “salute vets at the ballpark” or attend “salute vets” events. It is all “look at me”. Is that a punchable face or what…….if one were of a certain punching ilk…..
I remember getting my ARNG cap with the expert Infantry badge embroided on it and it took me almost an hour to cut it out with a razor and meantime, everything I did bad in my past flashed through me. I mentioned this a couple of years ago. I shouldn’t talk about him making E-4 in 8 years because it took me to the end of my 3 year Kiddy cruise to make E-4 and was able to sew on the crow when I was in the inactive Reserves. Less than 2 years to make E-5
(11B20) in the ARNG 1975-1977 where that valor thief that was mentioned here was Capt. Sherrod? in Bravo Company that I was also in. I tried looking in the valor Vulture section but the format changed and their isn’t a list of their names anymore.
EIB!
You don’t hear about that one much anymore.
he was in the big pharma racket….no mention of his past heroics……
How empty are you inside that you can stand up and take a bow, along with gifts and accolades for something you didn’t do and never qualified for during your service?
It’s one thing to shoot the shit over drinks with buddies, it’s rather quite another thing to walk onto the ice of a pro hockey game to the cheers of the crowd knowing you are a lying sack of shit.
My father was a hard-ass in many ways, but he always did business by looking someone in the eye and shaking their hand. His philosophy was simple, if your word wasn’t worth shit then neither were you. He only got burned twice that I know of, and those folks ended up paying far more than if they’d just done the right thing to begin with.
I look at these assclowns and I think of my father and I am grateful for his discipline and outlook, your word is your bond and is the root of your integrity. When you don’t have that, what’s left?
Fuck this guy.
When you don’t have that, what’s left?
A liberal?
Daryl Edwards is a :
– Phony SEAL
– Fake Marine Barracks Survivor
– REAL DEAL COCKSUCKER!
Deal with your newfound search engine fame, ASS HAMSTER
Florida again.
Here you go, Folks.
2 Minute Video (NOT the CBS Video) where Daryl Cleve Edwards discusses his Navy Service and the “Lebanon” incident:
God what a smug prick. And to drag his daughter into his sewer
Yeah.
Shaming his family.
Low ass hanging turd.
He has that look of “Holy Shyte, I can’t believe they fell for it!”
the Daryl Edwards story in his own words:
“I spent several years in the Navy with my finger up my ass, so now I make shit up so I don’t look like the self dorking squeakhole I am”
🙂
Phone Navy SEAL? Check!
Florida? Check!
More than qualified as a senior executive with All Points Logistics. Phil Monkress is facing over the offer letter as we speak/write.
That should read “Phil Monkress is faxing over the offer letter…”
Hack Stone Publishing regrets the error.
A phone SEAL out of Florida? Do you suppose that he has some dim witted flunky on staff who has been keeping around in case he needs some to go online and defend his lies? It’s like deja vu all over again.
Daryl figured that the guys that make up stuff just to join the VFW and AL are amateurs – he’s going after Hockey tickets and a few minutes of fame center ice.
It’s like the GoFundMe mentality with some people – a job is for schmucks that can’t think of more creative ways to get money.
Hack Stone;
Florida again, that’s why I have a super duper water purifier under the kitchen sink. It’s got to be the H2O.
During his naval career,Daryl Cleve Edwards never retreated, but he did backspace a lot.
his service has prepared him for several careers behind dumpsters at the 7-11…
Hey, Daryl is a “survivor.” He survived many dozens of “encounters” in the fan rooms aboard ship. Remember that old Navy saying, “it’s not gay when we are underway.”
Anyone know how many fan rooms were on the USS Detroit?
More like he’s a “survivor” of “Fisting Fridays” at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
Why
Daryl Cleve Edwards
Why did you have to a seal
Why not Ranger
Or a SF 88 M
Or a HS 35 H
But No
You had to go Seal
Enjoy you forever google fame
Daryl Cleve Edwards
You’ve earned it
The Panthers should issue a public announcement about this shitbag and apologize for not doing their homework.
Then they should put him goal (who does not want a chance to play a professional sport!)without any equipment aside form a stick and let 273 fans take a shot on goal.
A lot of men died that day and this loser is milking fucking hockey tickets off of it?
I imagine if the crowd found out he would receive a severe throttling. And I doubt any charges would be filed as I can only imagine the police would lend assistance.
He could always work at All-Points Logistics drawing “illustrations” and helping Phildo solve crimes like who shit in his lunch.
Fucking maggot.
If Daryl Cleve Edwards was an MRE, he would be Spaghetti And Dick.
If ChipNASA has not already incorporated that one in to the Hemisphere Of Insults, he has Hack’s full approval to do so. Hack Stone came up with that one in the early days of when a certain hygienically challenged individual with the Reston office of All Points Logistics just got fired for defending Phil Monkress and his phony claim of being a genuine certified United States Navy SEAL.
I have read this and I approve. I’ll incorporate in a generic fashion so that it fits whoever is going to be on the receiving end of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ …
so, that being said, how about this…..
” If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick”
Is that dick Italian?
Is it Spotted?
On my Limey TV shows I hear them talking about “spotted dick” as some sort of dish. Anyone know what it is?
Shot and long description is a kind of molded pound cake with currants (a raisin type of dried fruit) then drizzled with a sweet cream sauce.
I though it would be some kind of sausage or some such tubed meat with heavy spices.
https://www.daringgourmet.com/traditional-spotted-dick-english-steamed-currant-pudding-with-vanilla-custard/
Well, you could always eat the Spotted Dick as dessert after having a traditional British faggots and peas meal.
No, I’m not kidding.
FWIW: the British (also Irish, if I recall correctly) sausage dish you might have been thinking about could be bangers and mash.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangers_and_mash
Spotted Dick same/same Pecan Cake Roll./smile
Naw, I tried to eat one of those in the C-rats. It was inedible for anyone not a raccoon. Plus, that pic of real spotted dick in the darringgourmet link looks pretty tasty.
Perhaps this:
https://mlbs.virginia.edu/organism/notophthalmus_viridescens
John Goodman as King Ralph:
Spotted Dick?
Dick of what?
Rumor is the National Hockey League team Florida Panthers has now renamed their program to “Zeros Among US” and will feature Edwards.
There original program titled “Heroes Among Us” will remain intact and feature honorable veterans.
I can’t tell from that one picture, but he does not appear to have a Combat Action Ribbon.
This begs the question – how can he have a Silver Star and Purple Heart but not have a CAR?
Answer: Medals of America was sold out of CAR’s when he purchased his fake ribbon racks and medals.
Pancreatic cancer survivor? No one beats pancreatic cancer. I understand that death can be postponed, but it is tough to beat. Does Daryl Cleve Edwards have this cancer, or is it part of his “act”.
Five years after onset, pancreatic cancer has a survival rate of about 5%. Coworker got it; we thought he had beat it, but about two years after diagnosis, surgery and chemo, he died.
Same with a friend of mine. Went through all of the chemo and surgery at M. D. Anderson. Died in 24 months. Last six months wasn’t pretty.
My mother died from it.
Two months diagnosis to death.
No symptoms until a severe backache.
Hi Mom…miss you.
It gets personal with me if he’s lying about that too. I ain’t in Mr. NASA’s league, but I can launch some literary torpedoes. It never makes me feel good though. I can’t imagine standing there in that pageantry, knowing your lying about such a terrible thing as that barracks attack.
Bring it motherfucker!!!! (Said in the nicest way) If it doesn’t make you feel better giving him shit then maybe you’ll contribute something to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ if it’s not too similar to what is already posted, I’ll add your contribution.
Thanks for the opportunity, I know it’s an open, ‘come all ye potty-mouths’ harvest time thing.
The Hemisphere(don’t know how to make that trademark) is an artillery shot with a LOT of flechettes.
Sometimes I worry about it becoming spherical, but there are no limits on the depths of depravity with the human mind, so I should not worry too much.
I need to read it very carefully so as not to pass on a misfire.
I noticed your holding fire for now. In the spirit of that so will I. I also need to review.
I’m thick skinned, and no one makes more fun of me that ME, but there are some buttons that’ll provoke me. The fake cop, with his ability to do actual evil under that pretense was one.
This guy is pretty sorry though. AMF(also in the nicest way)!
“…an artillery shot with a LOT of flechettes.” Don’t toy with me!
Kinda makes one proud, doesn’t it? I’ll try to leave this here.
Where else can you have that kind of fun without it being a real conflict?
I love the smell of burned powder. I have since I was a tot cleaning Dad’s Ithaca 37.
My eighth year Christmas present was the best ever! So much for the BB gun kid. I’d have felt sorry for him.
I only know about flechettes because a pal of mine once got into a mess of them at a show.
He wanted to create a shotgun load, but was never able to get enough of them to reliably fly straight.
He wasn’t a badguy or anything, just a tinkerer. I think he had dreams of coming up with something the military, or LE would be interested in.
He’d never worn a uniform. Hell, I don’t think they come big enough, but he was Gung-Ho American.
We had a small cannon on the show deck at one of the stations I was at.
It was a line shooter from back in the Dory Launch days. Never minded shining that old gal up.
That was cool. Thanks! (Surprised a little by the Amish mention. They’re so pacifistic here, I don’t know if they’d do that). “Old Order” or something.
Daryl Cleve Edwards needs to be on the receiving end of every SV Law that can be applied to him.
I did a little Google-foo on this asswipe’s ship, the USS Detroit. First, the Detroit was a “replenishment” vessel aka a supply ship for the fleet. Second, although the Detroit was involved in Desert Storm naval ops in 90-91, our hero, D-bag, was in a nice safe personnel shore billet back in New London, Connecticut from 1988 until he mustered out of the Navy in 1992. This shitbird couldn’t have been much further away from combat and still be in the vicinity of blue water. It would be interesting to hear what combat action he claims for that Silver Star and Purple Heart.
nothing is less useful to a war fighting force than a flesh peddler in CONUS…
Everything they touch with their soft, pink, cock milkers turns to shit.
Patton on Parade! I hated Rear D! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
I have more time-at-sea than this guy, and I wasn’t even Navy. I got to ride with the equipment across the Adriatic from Italy to Albania, maybe a 48 hour trip.
I think today I’ll put my medals on the left side of my uniform and the ribbons on the right side. He clearly worked for Casey Ryback back in the day.
Naw, Casey was a cook. This asswipe couldn’t even fry an egg.
RIP his fakebook page!
This Daryl Edwards FakeBook page is STILL UP…
with plenty of new comments!
https://www.facebook.com/daryl.edwards.334
2 of 3 down. Poof. (Daryl Edwards and AIMM Higher).
1 to go.
He probably forgot old one exist.
He just brought it back. Risen from the dead.
Locked down to prevent outsider interference.
Aimm Higher remains down.
2 Daryl Fakebook pages are now up.
Eight year E4 HYT was banishing a lot of the high-drag types around then – lost a guy from my work center about nine months before this clown. He missed the spring ’92 cycle and got processed.
Same was true in the Army if I recall correctly. As I recall, the post-Cold War/post-Desert Storm drawdown was being planned and/or starting about then. Personnel retention policies (HYT and officer selection board criteria) tightened up pretty dramatically as a result.
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