Daryl Edwards – Phony SEAL and Fake Marine Barracks Survivor

| March 5, 2020

The folks at MilitaryPhony send us their work on Daryl Cleve Edwards.  Edwards lives in Miami Springs, Florida.  He grew up in Schenectady, New York.  He is 58 years old at the time of this writing – March 2020.

It seems that Daryl was honored by the NHL Florida Panthers as being a Navy SEAL, LT, and survived for three days in a building in Lebanon that was blown up – implying the US Marine Barracks bombing in October of 1983.  He was applauded by the crowd and even invited out onto the ice.

The local CBS affiliate, CBS4, works with the Florida Panthers on a “Heroes Among Us” program that honors veterans. The story and video are here.

SOURCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7thzi9gc4CM

Here is the same video in Edwards own words…

In the news video, it claims the Edwards served from 1980 – 1995.

The video also states that Edwards served in Lebanon and “was buried in a building that was blown up and was rescued three days later.” He received a “medal for surviving.”

Additionally, the video shows a photo of Edwards as a Navy Lieutenant (O-3) wearing a U.S. Navy SEAL Trident, a Silver Star medal and a Purple Heart.

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The UDT/SEAL database was checked and it was determined that there is NO record of “Daryl Cleve Edwards” or any other variation of his name ever completing BUD/S Training or assigned to any SEAL teams.

There was also no Silver Star listed for Daryl Cleve Edwards at the following databases:

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A Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request was made.  So what did the NPRC have to say about all of this?

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So, no SEAL, no officer, no Silver Star, and no Purple Heart.  In addition, it doesn’t even look like he was on the ground in Lebanon to be in a building that was blown up.  They have a good discussion on why he could not have been in Lebanon so I’ll refer you over to MilitaryPhony.

Edwards’ records show no listing of a Silver Star or Purple Heart. A Purple Heart is the medal awarded for being wounded in combat.

Both of these medals are covered by the Stolen Valor Act of 2013, so Edwards has some splainin’ to do.

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If the claims by Daryl Edwards were used to leverage work, military or civilian promotions, or anything else of value, he may be in violation of Stolen Valor laws.

The NHL Florida Panthers’ site states that “Each hero and their family will receive four (4) tickets to the game they are being honored at, as well as special recognition on the ice during the National Anthem and a TV timeout.” So it appears that Edwards clearly has received something of value. Who knows what else?

State laws may also apply in regard to Stolen Valor. In addition to the Federal Stolen Valor law, Florida has its own statute in regard to Stolen Valor.


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This the first I’ve heard of someone getting a medal for surviving.  I just returned from surviving a week in Kalifornya, no award waiting for me when I got home.

Stealing the honor of those who served in Lebanon, and for what?  Hockey tickets?  The Embassy was bombed twice, once in April of 1983 and then again in Sep 1984.  For those that like to post things out there on the interwebnet thingy without doing their homework first,  Daryl here was pretending he was in the bombing of the Marine Barracks that happened on 23 October 1983 and not one of the Embassy bombings. That explosion killed 220 Marines, 18 sailors, and three soldiers.  A few minutes after that bomb went off, a second bomber drove into the basement of the nearby French paratroopers’ barracks, killing 58 more people.  It’s not really hard to publish accurate information.  It does bug me when people who should know better publish sloppy work that distorts the historical record.

There were 273 Americans that did not survive as a result of being deployed to Beirut.  Many others wounded.  It’s bad enough we have to post cases on posers that claim they were there,  now we have to fix sloppy work done by others as well.   That makes my ass itch.





Category: Beirut, Fake SEAL, Lebanon, Navy, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Purple Heart, Silver Star, Stolen Valor, Stolen Valor Act, Valor Vultures

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  1. IS1 (SW) says:

    There’s more of these fake Lebanon phonies than there are fake SEALs it seems!

    Why can’t people just be content with the service they’ve served? Unless you’re a grade ‘A’ certified moron, people know that anything can be found on anyone.

    Honesty is the best policy.

    Unless you’re a lying phony.

    What a hemorrhoid this guy is.

    • Club Manager, USA ret. says:

      Why does it not surprise me this sonovabitch heads a non-profit to teach school children how to dance. Contact information: Aimm Higher (305) 989-4353, 1730 Biscayne Blvd Miami FL 33132 USA http://www.aimmhigher.org
      Readers may want to appropriately but professionally share their thoughts with this phony. I’ll give the Panthers their aw shit moment and enlighten the local media, but suspect others have already done so.

      • marinedad61 says:

        The org website is DOWN.

      • Mason says:

        “Aimm Higher”

        Glad he’s not mentoring kids on English.

      • Club Manager, USA ret. says:

        Spoke with the Miami Dade Attorney and mentioned research indicated Florida enacted a stronger Stolen Valor Law last year. He will forward my email to the TV station and NFL Panthers to the appropriate police agency to follow up. In Florid, it is the police who have to initiate the complaint. Why don’t several of all’Y’all communicate with the Miami Police Department the contents of both blogs and ask for prosecution. The Director is aramireziii@mdpd.com

    • Green Thumb says:

      All-Points Logistics serves Lebanese food in their taxpayer funded cafeteria on Thursdays.

      That might be why you see so many Lebanon bombing posers, er, I mean employees,posing in Florida at the latter end of the week.

    • DavidatWork17 says:

      It’s only a matter of time before there are more fake survivors than there were actual victims.

  2. Hondo says:

    Try Monkey Butt Cream for the butt itch, DH. Or maybe some good blended whiskey. (smile)

    As for this LSoS – well, he wanted attention. Now he’s got it.

  3. 5th/77th FA says:

    Let me be the FIRST to declare that Daryl Cleve Edwards is a lying, embellishing POS that should be made Google Famous for being a Valor Thief. At least he did serve during a time when not everyone did, or were required to. Not very exceptional service but he Daryl Cleve Edwards, the liar, was present for duty. E4 Mafia Unite and let the world know that the co@ksu@king embellisher Daryl Cleve Edwards, was NOT at Navy SEAL, was NOT a Navy Officer, but HAS brought dishonor to himself and his family.

    Make sure you use the name of the lying embellishing Daryl Cleve Edwards in each post. He wanted attention? Let’s give it to him.

    And to go ahead and get this out of the way. Chip warm up the Aerial Artillery Platforms. I will be, again, the FIRST to call for the deployment of our Battery of insults on this tool. I will leave it to the discretion of higher as to the level of the Assaults. Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

    • ChipNASA says:

      OK. I see that many have commented on the Book of Face.

      I am really going to be holding off on this one with the HoI for maybe today and or tomorrow for a few reasons… (Please excuse me but I’ll keep posting this disclaimer just because there may be some that don’t realize what was going on in previous threads and/or behind the scenes because of the previous deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , this is just a reminder)

      1. This is a Dave post and I don’t want to stir shit when he had to edit one of the last ones because…
      2. Sometimes, TAH and MP attract outside attention from the local/regional and sometimes, national media. In one of the previous threads, the Foley and Jowers case, it attracted media attention and they were very hesitant to link or mention TAH, because of the deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ . I don’t want to hamper legitimate investigations or mentions or using TAH as a resource in reporting Stolen Valor to the public because to the outside world, the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ can be somewhat off-putting (to say the least, of which I am quite proud.)

      3. I do see that some media are involved here (The local CBS affiliate, CBS4, works with the Florida Panthers) and there may be some backlash or actions that come to light after this incident has been brought to their attention, so I think that for the time being, a wait-and-see attitude
      is justified here. (For just a little bit)

      If we go for a while and don’t hear that outside agencies are involved, and we meet the standard Roberts Rules of TAH here and I don’t hear anything from the admins here otherwise, the complete and full deployment of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , the ALPHABET ASSAULT and the The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™ will be used to engage this poser. And a poke to Sarge is as always, responsible for deploying the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame (SSSoS) as that is his baby.

      Finally, I am going to be honoring Dave by adding ” This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch.” to the glorious The Hemisphere of Insults®™

      Standing By…..Warming up engines, getting tactical coordinates and awaiting orders from the Operations Center for a roll off the chalk and heading down the taxiway…..

      TO ARMS, TO ARMS!!!

      • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman says:

        Under the present circumstances, can we accept the thought for the actual deed?
        We all know what the HoI is. (I still end up LOL whenever I read it, all 3? 4? frames of it)
        Ditto for the ToT, et al.
        We all know what they are, and where to find them to (re)read them for our own pleasure.
        So, can we nod our heads in wisdom, and not physically post the HoI, ToT (et al), but accept that it is done anyway?

        If this is not acceptable, I will accept my 30 lashes with a wet noodle from ExPH2.
        Let the backlash begin……..

        • ChipNASA says:

          Oh trust me, if I don’t hear anything by tomorrow, I’m going full bore. AND I’ll accept your post as a SEGUNDO!!!!
          DO we have an “AYE” vote just for preemptive formality?!?!?

          • 5th/77th FA says:

            OK Troops we falling down on the job here. Who does the lying embellishing sack of bull chips does Daryl Cleve Edwards have to orally gratify in order for us to get an AYE? Finish up the FOD walk, get off the SarMaj’s grass, and somebody, anybody drop us the final vote we need.

          • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

            AYE!! DO IT BAYBEE!

    • ChipNASA says:

      OK it’s been a few days and I don’t see any outside attention or influence on the Daryl Cleve Edwards threads and in addition, because he posted a really weak, shitty excuse he called an apology, the following is going to be posted TWICE….

      OK so there was a reminder posted by 5th/77th FA, KOB!! in the Michael Sean Green thread that a requests and the appropriate seconds and Aye votes had been put out for one Daryl Cleve Edwards. Seeing how Daryl Cleve Edwards was unbelievable in his use of his phony to access public events and such and not only that, claimed Beirut, which we all know is near and dear to our hearts at TAH, he fully deserves the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ to be dropped on him. In addition, he came back with a sanctaminous bullshit apology and more than that, called out Jeasus as his excuse and cruth, futher not accepting the consequences of his actions and just pawning his bullshit out on everything but himself. Therefore, the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ will be deployed in *BOTH* Daryl Cleve Edwards, 1. Because he needs and deserves the attention and 2. Because he came back with a PhD in his bullshit, piling it higher and deeper, in a lame attempt to take the spotlight off his actions.
      Towit, I hereby give you, the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ , the ALPHABET ASSAULT and the The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
      The Hemisphere of Insults®™
      (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
      FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
      DANGER CLOSE!!!!
      MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
      TAKE COVER!!!!!
      … Daryl (And his other brother Daryl) Cleve (Is not to be believed) Edwards (Deadwood) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy,
      should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass,

      • ChipNASA says:

        I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Sphincter reaper, Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead. If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer,

        • ChipNASA says:

          terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented suckign dicks, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), Was NOT a SEAL, and to make it short, was NOT an officer, he was NOT awarded the Silver Star, and *certainly* was NEVER EVER awarded the Purple Heart. In addition, his false claims were that he was on the ground in Lebanon, as part of the bombing of the Marine Barracks in Beirut, which we all know, HE WAS NEVER THERE AND WAS NOT IN COMBAT AT ALL, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron,

          • ChipNASA says:

            YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
            Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
            If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!

            We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
            /FREE with every deployment of an equal or greater value
            The Hemisphere of Insults®™

            FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
            Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
            Here endeth the lesson.

            Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

            So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

            • ChipNASA says:

              We are also deploying The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
              You don’t frighten us, pig-dog! —Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Thppppt!
              I don’t want to hear from you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!…… I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
              go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
              Fetchez la vache!
              You have the brain of a duck
              I unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser
              You are a bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and you are a tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms.
              We should make castanets out of your testicles
              You are an illegitimate faced buggerfolk
              If I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell ya to go home and get your shine box. So, GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX!
              You are a liar, a looter and a pillager, and nothing but verminous, lying, scum
              You are also a Jittery jizz junkie and having to deal with your foolish Stolen Valor crap takes “some real big dick energy shit” of which you have no comprehension.

              Remembering to reference “Sarge” and request the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame

  4. 5th/77th FA says:

    Both Fake Book Pages are still up/open on the lying POS Daryl Cleve Edwards…for now. Some of the usual suspects have started piling on, those that can need to go join that party. Going by some of the pictures the Valor Their Daryl Cleve Edwards has parlayed his claims in procuring an attractive wife, nice home and several high performance vehicles. Let’s bring the dam dam down on this POS Daryl Cleve Edwards.

    Embrace the suck…Bitch!

  5. ninja says:

    Daryl Cleve Edwards Facebook profile:

    “Child of God, Follower of Jesus Christ…”

    This seems to be a pattern with those who embellish their Military Service or LIE about serving when they never wore the Uniform.

    It is as if they are hiding behind Christianity and using it to convince others they are the real McCoy.

    We have seen this time and time and time again. It is getting Old.


    • Poetrooper says:

      Dr. Samuel Johnson famously noted that, “Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”

      Ol’ Poe’s observation after eight decades of observation is that religion is often the first…

  6. Combat Historian says:

    This dipshit Daryl Edwards will now try to claim that the fancy officer’s uniform with the Trident and pretty bling-bling was just a costume for a community playhouse production of “A Few Good Men”, right out of the Poser’s Playbook…

    Lying posering douchebag…

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      What I find interesting is he had to have spent quite a bit of money on that uniform. He seems to have the order of precedence correct even though he never earned most of the medals and rank he displays.

      One clue the photo is not official is that it is a living room photo with no flag in the background.

  7. Comm Center Rat says:

    Cleve disgraces all cancer survivors and veterans. He should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for Stolen Valor violations.

    I wonder how much the Department of Defense pays NHL teams to honor “heroes among us?” IIRC DoD awarded the NFL $25 million for a similar recognition program.

  8. IDC SARC says:


  9. Roh-Dog says:


  10. Mason says:

    Held an entire second enlistment at E-5, despite being recommended for promotion? No wonder he had to make up stories to make himself feel more important. Doing your duty in spite of not getting the promotion you deserve doesn’t have the same cachet.

    Plenty to be proud of in his official record. Until he takes a steaming, heaping dump on it.

    • David says:

      If the Navy was like the Army, to be promoted you needed to have two years available future time in grade. So if he were recommended, but would not have two years available and declined to extend, he would not be eligible for promotion.

      • NHSparky says:

        Only TIR required for Navy for advancement to E-5 was 12 months as E-4, and no requirement for time after advancement.

        I knew more than a few folks who took the test, passed, got frocked, then got out before they started getting paid for it.

        Time obligation in Navy only kicks in for CPO and up.

    • Claw says:

      PN3 = Pay Grade E-4

    • NHSparky says:

      Nope. Being recommended is the least daunting task to complete for advancement. It’s a nice way of saying your CO doesn’t think you’re a total shitbag.

      Passing the test with a high enough score to get advanced, that’s another story.

      And IIRC, 8 years was the E-4 HYT back in the day, so there’s that too.

  11. C2Show says:

    Shipley video on him is comedy. But it will also piss you off. He starts stammering and then hands up. Since Shipley video, I havent seen any articles actually kuting him and calling him phony.

    They need to arrest his dumbass though for stolen valor. He profits off it with his foundation or company too. Oh and he even resorts to jesus in his phone convos….fucking cringeworthy stuff.

    I think he is the type that would try to sue you if he found the articles calling him out.

  12. ninja says:

    Gee Whiz.

    Isn’t this him?

    Charged with 2 Counts of Battery(Misdemeanor ) and 2 Counts of Burglary (Felony) in 2001, found Guilty in 2002 and sentenced to Probation for 18 months with time served?


    • Comm Center Rat says:

      I wonder if Daryl was a batterer and burglar after he became a follower of Jesus Christ? I doubt he could spell GOD without being spotted the “G” and the “D.”

      • ninja says:


        Another Pattern.

        It seems those who embellish their Military Service or LIE about serving have a Dark past, i.e. having a Criminal background or got in deep trouble while in the Military.

        Again, the pattern seems to be that they all publicly embrace Christianity while at the same time, continue with their lies and embellishment.

        • Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman says:

          “Stolen Valor is the rancid cherry topping the Shit Sundae”

  13. Mustang Major says:

    Daryl Cleve Edwards must lie about everything in his life if he has no problem making fantastic lies about his military service. Anyone that has come in contact with this liar should ask what lies they have been told.

  14. ninja says:

    Daryl Clive Edwards is not the only Phony Navy SEAL from Schenectady, NY.

    Remember this guy featured in Military Phony in January 2019?

    Russell “Rusty” Dean Berry:


  15. 26Limabeans says:

    Guy needs a parade.
    Right down the middle of Main Street.
    Internet famous is just not enough.

  16. sbalm says:

    From watching several videos of him, he seems like somebody very interested in being a celebrity. He got a taste of it and wants more.

    To achieve an effective celebrity status he needed a touching backstory.

    The inherent problem with these cases in which others are inspired and follow by example is that it all collapses when it is based on BS.

  17. HT3 '83-'87 says:

    Daryl Cleve Edwards IS a lying POS.
    Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a SEAL.
    Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Navy Lieutenant.
    Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Lebanon USMC Barracks survivor.
    Daryl Cleve Edwards DID take shit on an honorable service record.
    Daryl Cleve Edwards WAS a tit-less WAVE that does not have the cache’ of being a SEAL, but we must all do our part.
    Daryl Cleve Edwards owes the Panthers, their fans, and all ACTUAL survivors on the USMC Barracks attack the most heart felt apologies.
    Daryl Cleve Edwards IS going to enjoy lost of well-deserved Google fame.

    PS Doesn’t anybody doing any vetting to avoid these type of embarrassments? Anyone?

    • Ret_25X says:

      I copy,

      Daryl Cleve Edwards IS a lying POS.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a SEAL.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Navy Lieutenant.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Lebanon USMC Barracks survivor.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards DID take shit on an honorable service record.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards WAS a tit-less WAVE that does not have the cache’ of being a SEAL, but we must all do our part.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards owes the Panthers, their fans, and all ACTUAL survivors on the USMC Barracks attack the most heart felt apologies.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards IS going to enjoy lost of well-deserved Google fame.

      Good copy?

    • SFC D says:

      Solid copy,

      Daryl Cleve Edwards IS a lying POS.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a SEAL.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Navy Lieutenant.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Lebanon USMC Barracks survivor.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards DID take shit on an honorable service record.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards WAS a tit-less WAVE that does not have the cache’ of being a SEAL, but we must all do our part.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards owes the Panthers, their fans, and all ACTUAL survivors on the USMC Barracks attack the most heart felt apologies.
      Daryl Cleve Edwards IS going to enjoy lost of well-deserved Google fame.

      • Sarge says:

        Just making sure here:

        Daryl Cleve Edwards IS a lying POS.
        Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a SEAL.
        Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Navy Lieutenant.
        Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Lebanon USMC Barracks survivor.
        Daryl Cleve Edwards DID take shit on an honorable service record.
        Daryl Cleve Edwards WAS a tit-less WAVE that does not have the cache’ of being a SEAL, but we must all do our part.
        Daryl Cleve Edwards owes the Panthers, their fans, and all ACTUAL survivors on the USMC Barracks attack the most heart felt apologies.
        Daryl Cleve Edwards IS going to enjoy lost of well-deserved Google fame.

        • rgr769 says:

          I copy:
          Daryl Cleve Edwards IS a lying POS.
          Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a SEAL.
          Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Navy Lieutenant.
          Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Lebanon USMC Barracks survivor.
          Daryl Cleve Edwards DID take shit on an honorable service record.
          Daryl Cleve Edwards WAS a tit-less WAVE that does not have the cache’ of being a SEAL, but we must all do our part.
          Daryl Cleve Edwards owes the Panthers, their fans, and all ACTUAL survivors on the USMC Barracks attack the most heart felt apologies.

          I further add:
          Daryl Cleve Edwards never even attended any SEAL training.
          Daryl Cleve Edwards wasn’t even in the Navy when the USMC barracks was bombed.
          Daryl Cleve Edwards was never awarded a Silver Star.
          Daryl Cleve Edwards was never awarded a Purple Heart.
          Darryl Cleve Edwards was not even a Navy cook; he was a personnel clerk for his 8 years of service.
          Daryl Cleve Edwards left the Navy as an E-4.

          Daryl Cleve Edwards IS going to enjoy lots of well-deserved Google fame.


          • HT3 '83-'87 says:

            I copy:
            Daryl Cleve Edwards IS a lying POS.
            Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a SEAL.
            Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Navy Lieutenant.
            Daryl Cleve Edwards IS NOT a Lebanon USMC Barracks survivor.
            Daryl Cleve Edwards DID a take shit on an honorable service record.
            Daryl Cleve Edwards WAS a tit-less WAVE that does not have the cache’ of being a SEAL, but we must all do our part.
            Daryl Cleve Edwards owes the Panthers, their fans, and all ACTUAL survivors on the USMC Barracks attack the most heart felt apologies.

            I further add:
            Daryl Cleve Edwards never even attended any SEAL training.
            Daryl Cleve Edwards wasn’t even in the Navy when the USMC barracks was bombed.
            Daryl Cleve Edwards was never awarded a Silver Star.
            Daryl Cleve Edwards was never awarded a Purple Heart.
            Darryl Cleve Edwards was not even a Navy cook; he was a personnel clerk for his 8 years of service.
            Daryl Cleve Edwards left the Navy as an E-4.

            Daryl Cleve Edwards IS going to enjoy lots of well-deserved Google fame.


  18. Jay says:

    Got out after EIGHT YEARS as an E-4? Did he step on his dick or something? Can some older heads shine a light for me….is that normal? I see 2 good cookies, so he must not have fucked up TOO bad. But that is a HELL of a long time to stick around as a 3rd Class.

    2nd Note: That is the most FUCKED UP looking LT SEAL I have ever seen….

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      He was one of those “high drag, no speed” performers that we’ve dealt with at least once in our lifetimes… like behind the desk at the local DMV.

    • NHSparky says:

      And IIRC, it wasn’t terribly difficult to pick up PN2 back in that timeframe.

    • SCPO USN Ret. says:

      He had completed the professional and military requirements, all he needed to do was pass the exam. I was hardcore E-4 Mafia but the thought of making more money, plus the benefit of no more E-4 and below working parties made me study.

  19. SFC D says:

    Douchebag in the open. Fire at will.

  20. Keepin' It Real says:

    “If I had a son, he would look like Daryl” – Barack Obama –

  21. AW1Ed says:

    Daryl Cleve Edwards, phony SEAL, rocketing up to E-4 in only eight years.
    Way to take a dump over perfectly adequate Navy tours, dipshit.

    • Ret_25X says:

      What an endorsement that is; adequate.

      Adequate is such an ambiguous word. It hides so much.

      so yes, his time as a personnelist was….adequate.


  22. Daisy Cutter says:

    Dave wrote: “I just returned from surviving a week in Kalifornya…”

    If I said this to my mother, she would respond with “Congratulations. Whaddya want… a medal?”

  23. ninja says:

    Daryl Cleve Edwards and his wife are the owners of this Dance studio:


    • Comm Center Rat says:

      Come on everybody dance with Daryl!

      “Callin’ out around the world
      Are you ready for a brand new beat?

      There’ll be music everywhere
      There’ll be swingin’, swayin’ and records playin’
      Dancing in the street”

  24. USAF RET says:

    Dicks like this are the reason I don’t stand for “salute vets at the ballpark” or attend “salute vets” events. It is all “look at me”. Is that a punchable face or what…….if one were of a certain punching ilk…..

  25. I remember getting my ARNG cap with the expert Infantry badge embroided on it and it took me almost an hour to cut it out with a razor and meantime, everything I did bad in my past flashed through me. I mentioned this a couple of years ago. I shouldn’t talk about him making E-4 in 8 years because it took me to the end of my 3 year Kiddy cruise to make E-4 and was able to sew on the crow when I was in the inactive Reserves. Less than 2 years to make E-5
    (11B20) in the ARNG 1975-1977 where that valor thief that was mentioned here was Capt. Sherrod? in Bravo Company that I was also in. I tried looking in the valor Vulture section but the format changed and their isn’t a list of their names anymore.

  26. USAF RET says:

    he was in the big pharma racket….no mention of his past heroics……

  27. Veritas Omnia Vincit says:

    How empty are you inside that you can stand up and take a bow, along with gifts and accolades for something you didn’t do and never qualified for during your service?

    It’s one thing to shoot the shit over drinks with buddies, it’s rather quite another thing to walk onto the ice of a pro hockey game to the cheers of the crowd knowing you are a lying sack of shit.

    My father was a hard-ass in many ways, but he always did business by looking someone in the eye and shaking their hand. His philosophy was simple, if your word wasn’t worth shit then neither were you. He only got burned twice that I know of, and those folks ended up paying far more than if they’d just done the right thing to begin with.

    I look at these assclowns and I think of my father and I am grateful for his discipline and outlook, your word is your bond and is the root of your integrity. When you don’t have that, what’s left?

    Fuck this guy.

  28. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Daryl Edwards is a :

    – Phony SEAL
    – Fake Marine Barracks Survivor

    Deal with your newfound search engine fame, ASS HAMSTER

  29. Mick says:

    Florida again.

  30. ninja says:

    Here you go, Folks.

    2 Minute Video (NOT the CBS Video) where Daryl Cleve Edwards discusses his Navy Service and the “Lebanon” incident:

  31. Ret_25X says:

    the Daryl Edwards story in his own words:

    “I spent several years in the Navy with my finger up my ass, so now I make shit up so I don’t look like the self dorking squeakhole I am”


  32. Hack Stone says:

    Phone Navy SEAL? Check!
    Florida? Check!

    More than qualified as a senior executive with All Points Logistics. Phil Monkress is facing over the offer letter as we speak/write.

    • Hack Stone says:

      That should read “Phil Monkress is faxing over the offer letter…”

      Hack Stone Publishing regrets the error.

  33. Hack Stone says:

    A phone SEAL out of Florida? Do you suppose that he has some dim witted flunky on staff who has been keeping around in case he needs some to go online and defend his lies? It’s like deja vu all over again.

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      Daryl figured that the guys that make up stuff just to join the VFW and AL are amateurs – he’s going after Hockey tickets and a few minutes of fame center ice.

      It’s like the GoFundMe mentality with some people – a job is for schmucks that can’t think of more creative ways to get money.

    • Hack Stone;
      Florida again, that’s why I have a super duper water purifier under the kitchen sink. It’s got to be the H2O.

  34. SFC D says:

    During his naval career,Daryl Cleve Edwards never retreated, but he did backspace a lot.

    • ret_25X says:

      his service has prepared him for several careers behind dumpsters at the 7-11…

    • rgr769 says:

      Hey, Daryl is a “survivor.” He survived many dozens of “encounters” in the fan rooms aboard ship. Remember that old Navy saying, “it’s not gay when we are underway.”
      Anyone know how many fan rooms were on the USS Detroit?

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        More like he’s a “survivor” of “Fisting Fridays” at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).

  35. Skippy says:

    Daryl Cleve Edwards
    Why did you have to a seal
    Why not Ranger
    Or a SF 88 M
    Or a HS 35 H
    But No
    You had to go Seal
    Enjoy you forever google fame
    Daryl Cleve Edwards
    You’ve earned it

  36. Green Thumb says:

    The Panthers should issue a public announcement about this shitbag and apologize for not doing their homework.

    Then they should put him goal (who does not want a chance to play a professional sport!)without any equipment aside form a stick and let 273 fans take a shot on goal.

    A lot of men died that day and this loser is milking fucking hockey tickets off of it?

    I imagine if the crowd found out he would receive a severe throttling. And I doubt any charges would be filed as I can only imagine the police would lend assistance.

    He could always work at All-Points Logistics drawing “illustrations” and helping Phildo solve crimes like who shit in his lunch.

    Fucking maggot.

  37. Daisy Cutter says:

    Rumor is the National Hockey League team Florida Panthers has now renamed their program to “Zeros Among US” and will feature Edwards.

    There original program titled “Heroes Among Us” will remain intact and feature honorable veterans.

  38. Terry Sheehan says:

    I can’t tell from that one picture, but he does not appear to have a Combat Action Ribbon.

    This begs the question – how can he have a Silver Star and Purple Heart but not have a CAR?

    • rgr769 says:

      Answer: Medals of America was sold out of CAR’s when he purchased his fake ribbon racks and medals.

  39. Mustang Major says:

    Pancreatic cancer survivor? No one beats pancreatic cancer. I understand that death can be postponed, but it is tough to beat. Does Daryl Cleve Edwards have this cancer, or is it part of his “act”.

    • rgr769 says:

      Five years after onset, pancreatic cancer has a survival rate of about 5%. Coworker got it; we thought he had beat it, but about two years after diagnosis, surgery and chemo, he died.

      • Mustang Major says:

        Same with a friend of mine. Went through all of the chemo and surgery at M. D. Anderson. Died in 24 months. Last six months wasn’t pretty.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      My mother died from it.
      Two months diagnosis to death.
      No symptoms until a severe backache.

      Hi Mom…miss you.

    • BruteLarson407 says:

      It gets personal with me if he’s lying about that too. I ain’t in Mr. NASA’s league, but I can launch some literary torpedoes. It never makes me feel good though. I can’t imagine standing there in that pageantry, knowing your lying about such a terrible thing as that barracks attack.

      • ChipNASA says:

        Bring it motherfucker!!!! (Said in the nicest way) If it doesn’t make you feel better giving him shit then maybe you’ll contribute something to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ if it’s not too similar to what is already posted, I’ll add your contribution.

        • BruteLarson407 says:

          Thanks for the opportunity, I know it’s an open, ‘come all ye potty-mouths’ harvest time thing.

          The Hemisphere(don’t know how to make that trademark) is an artillery shot with a LOT of flechettes.

          Sometimes I worry about it becoming spherical, but there are no limits on the depths of depravity with the human mind, so I should not worry too much.

          I need to read it very carefully so as not to pass on a misfire.

          I noticed your holding fire for now. In the spirit of that so will I. I also need to review.

          I’m thick skinned, and no one makes more fun of me that ME, but there are some buttons that’ll provoke me. The fake cop, with his ability to do actual evil under that pretense was one.

          This guy is pretty sorry though. AMF(also in the nicest way)!

          • 5th/77th FA says:

            “…an artillery shot with a LOT of flechettes.” Don’t toy with me!

            Kinda makes one proud, doesn’t it? I’ll try to leave this here.

            • BruteLarson407 says:

              Where else can you have that kind of fun without it being a real conflict?

              I love the smell of burned powder. I have since I was a tot cleaning Dad’s Ithaca 37.

              My eighth year Christmas present was the best ever! So much for the BB gun kid. I’d have felt sorry for him.

              I only know about flechettes because a pal of mine once got into a mess of them at a show.

              He wanted to create a shotgun load, but was never able to get enough of them to reliably fly straight.

              He wasn’t a badguy or anything, just a tinkerer. I think he had dreams of coming up with something the military, or LE would be interested in.

              He’d never worn a uniform. Hell, I don’t think they come big enough, but he was Gung-Ho American.

              We had a small cannon on the show deck at one of the stations I was at.

              It was a line shooter from back in the Dory Launch days. Never minded shining that old gal up.

              That was cool. Thanks! (Surprised a little by the Amish mention. They’re so pacifistic here, I don’t know if they’d do that). “Old Order” or something.

  40. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Daryl Cleve Edwards needs to be on the receiving end of every SV Law that can be applied to him.

  41. rgr769 says:

    I did a little Google-foo on this asswipe’s ship, the USS Detroit. First, the Detroit was a “replenishment” vessel aka a supply ship for the fleet. Second, although the Detroit was involved in Desert Storm naval ops in 90-91, our hero, D-bag, was in a nice safe personnel shore billet back in New London, Connecticut from 1988 until he mustered out of the Navy in 1992. This shitbird couldn’t have been much further away from combat and still be in the vicinity of blue water. It would be interesting to hear what combat action he claims for that Silver Star and Purple Heart.

    • Ret_25X says:

      nothing is less useful to a war fighting force than a flesh peddler in CONUS…

      Everything they touch with their soft, pink, cock milkers turns to shit.

      Patton on Parade! I hated Rear D! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

    • SFC D says:

      I have more time-at-sea than this guy, and I wasn’t even Navy. I got to ride with the equipment across the Adriatic from Italy to Albania, maybe a 48 hour trip.

  42. AF Vet says:

    I think today I’ll put my medals on the left side of my uniform and the ribbons on the right side. He clearly worked for Casey Ryback back in the day.

  43. Sarge says:

    RIP his fakebook page!

  44. PRCS Ret. says:

    Eight year E4 HYT was banishing a lot of the high-drag types around then – lost a guy from my work center about nine months before this clown. He missed the spring ’92 cycle and got processed.

    • Hondo says:

      Same was true in the Army if I recall correctly. As I recall, the post-Cold War/post-Desert Storm drawdown was being planned and/or starting about then. Personnel retention policies (HYT and officer selection board criteria) tightened up pretty dramatically as a result.