Iran’s General Salami Vows ‘Painful’ Revenge Against U.S.
Major General Hossein Salami
Hossin Salami is the current commander-in-chief of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), a pretty big fish. The US inflicted economic and travel sanctions on the IRGC and affiliated organizations, companies, and individuals, Salami included. Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu immediately thanked Trump on Twitter. Salami reportedly said the IRGC was proud that Washington named them as a terrorist group.
Senior Iran Major General Hossein Salami warned Saturday vengeance for the assassination of Qasem Soleimani will put an end to the U.S. presence in the Middle East region once and for all.
General Salami said the revenge will be quite “painful” and make “aggressors regret their actions,” the local MEHR newsagency reports.
“The response will have definitive and effective outcomes and end the Americans’ presence, so that they will have no place in the Muslim world any longer,” he said.
“However, the quality, time and scale of a response to them remains confidential until enemies receive our responses and all Muslims across the world witness the effects of this confrontation and harsh and crushing response,” he noted.
He said revenge for the assassination of General Soleimani will take place in due time in a wide geographical sphere with major effects.
“Anyone who hosts the U.S. is an enemy of Muslim nations; we are warning them to rethink their behaviour and covert plots; we are monitoring them; they should take care not to fall victim to U.S. policies … and not to pay the price for the Americans’ policy and strategy,” Salami said.
“With the Americans’ presence [in the region] coming to an end, the region will get to enjoy stability, prosperity, balance and security,” he added.
If by “stability, prosperity, balance and security” you mean theocratic rule under the Mad Mullahs, that is.
Read the rest of the article here: Breitbart
Popcorn intensifies.
“General, there’s a call holding on line 2, says he’s Mr QueNINE.”
what’s with all these Iranians with names that sound like luncheon meats?
Sounds cheesy to me…
Yesterday Soleimani looked like overdone roast beef, but today he’s just cold cuts…
Extra-crispy!
pork free?
…I say baloney to General Salami!
It a cultural thing
https://youtu.be/U6emxk_veMg
I wonder if he’s thinking about going into business with Generals Gau and Tso? They can handle the chicken and he can make the sammiches, definitely a better/safer business model than what he’s embracing at the moment…
That big dumb bitch will be all over the place when he least expects it, just like his late predecessor!
It will be tough though, the Iranians are gonna start playing “hide the Salami”!
Dat’s a good one.
Now that there is funny! You win!
Just don’t agree to meet him at the airport.
Does this mean that they don’t like us after all? Maybe that they’d like to kill us all?? ‘Cause, ya know, like it was soooo confusing until now – they SAID stuff like “Death to America,” have already killed a bunch of us (and folks what espouse views very similar to theirs), gladly accepted bribes from us, built/acquired all kinds of weapons to use against us, took advantage of all the mixed messages being sent their way from folks who are supposed to be Americans but display clearly self-destructive tendencies, and trained/brainwashed multitudes of folks willing to kill us. Ya think maybe they are thinking that play time is over? Ya think maybe, like, they got the message that just because they have expressed the desire to kill us all, have the means to cause us a great deal of damage, and have demonstrated repeatedly a willingness to follow through on their threats that we are tired of allowing them the opportunity to do so?
Could be.
The Supreme Leader, Admiral General Aladeen, needs to make an appearance.
Salami reportedly said the IRGC was proud that Washington named them as a terrorist group. – Well, ain’t that just special?
Is that cotto salami, or pork salami? Just askin’ for a friend.
Well, we have been warned now, and despite this well-executed effort to stop the monster brigade, whether his threats are hot air and vitriol or have back up does not matter: they have no intention of stopping what they are doing and won’t unless they are pounded into the ground like fence posts. If he says ‘more to come from us’, I would certainly take that seriously.
He knows when you’re not watching.
He knows when you’re asleep.
He knows when you stop looking around
And creeps in on camel feet.
I’d take this bugger seriously, period. As someone else has said, unless 79% are gone, they won’t stop. They don’t know how. Terrorism is, after all, their only reason industrial export.
Agree with you Ex. Terrorism is their only real export. And I take their threats of more violence worldwide seriously. There’s what, a billion plus muslims worldwide, give or take? If only 10% decide to do a jihad thing, somewhere, that’s 100 million individual potential targets that could be struck. How many of their agents are sleeping, waiting for the time/place/word here in the US? Been here for years, if not decades. We have them embedded at just about every level of government, they are in positions of trust in the Military, Industry, and all of the utility companies. A whole bunch of soft targets are everywhere and we can’t watch them all 24/7/365.
I haven’t trusted a single one of the rag headed mofos since my FIRST exposure to them in Munich in ’72. As we discussed on the other thread, pull everything and everybody we got the hell out of any mooslem country and throw every mooslem we got in our country out. As long as they continue to kill one another, then we don’t have to kill them. And death is all they have to look forward to. Seeing how they live, it is no wonder they look forward to “Paradise.” Just the simple fact that my religion forbade me from having some good ol’ porked beast BBQ would be enough reason to strap on a vest.
So the ayatollah (may pigs pee upon him) offered $80M for DJT’s head… I can think of some gender-dimorphic, purple haired, soy latte-drinking, filthy communists (I k,redundant) that would do it for a Kaeperdick jersey or rainbow suspenders.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/iran-offers-2480m-bounty-on-donald-trumps-head-as-boris-johnson-breaks-silence-on-crisis/ar-BBYDv9W
Assassination sounds vary nefarious and I for one wish we’d stop using it. This asshole was waging war against us and ended up with war waged back. Not really assassination.
Just my personal semantics.
Agreed. The dude was an enemy combatant, period. But the press(titutes) are gonna try and newspeak us right into newmerica.
Someone should tell ‘em to stfu, we ain’t buyin’.
You know, the MSM didn’t have an issue when the JEF used drone strikes… even took out a marriage party in Kuwait (IIRC).
If you take up arms against us, you pay the price for doing it… nd that price may be your life.
Shit I was calling the other dude Salami as a joke…I had no idea there really was one…!!!
Offer U.S citizenship and house to anybody that removed the Iran boss.
Adjutant: General Salami, death to America! Kinko’s is on the line. They want to know how many business cards you want printed up.
General Salami: Dirka-dirka, death to America. Tell them I need 10,000 printed up. And death to America!
Adjutant: Okay, be right back.
General Salami: Adjutant!
Adjutant: Yes, General?
General Salami: You forgot to say “Death to America”.
Adjutant: My Bad. Death to America!
Two minutes later the adjutant call back.
Adjutant: Dirka-dirka and death to America, General. Kinko’s just called back. They recommend that you just go with 100 business cards to see how the job pans out. And, they want to be paid up front. Death to America!
Salami will get a fat salami from Trump – straight up his pooper.
I’m sure that it’s only a matter of time until we slap Salami with something that goes *BOOM!* when he least expects it, likely when he’s bopping his bologna, fuck that bearded goat-humping chicken choker!
What was the name of that Subway Sandwich Commando who liked to dress up like a goat herder from a few years back? The mission to take out the Salami is tailor made for him.
Alex Popovic
Since Jared Fogle, former Subway Sandwiches spokesman seems to be unavailable for the foreseeable future, maybe Alex Popovic can step in and fill the void? Word on the street is that he really knows how to smoke a sausage.
Serious question:
Why can’t we pick up our toys and leave Iraq for good?
We tried that approach in Vietnam back in 1973. Didn’t work out all that well.
What’s the use in having a standing army if you can’t make it do shit?
Admittedly King Ahab is not known for much good, but he did have this piece of wisdom “…‘One who puts on his armor should not boast like one who takes it off’ ” (1 Kings 20:11, NIV).
And yes, Ahab did die in battle, but not then.
I tend to be a realist, and a pain in the ass at times, but being a realist one thing I’ve learned over the years is to trust people who say they wish to do you harm.
In all my years on this earth, and they are getting to be very many indeed, there has only been a single instance where someone wished me harm and later apologized and recanted.
Iran has offered nothing but misery to their countrymen and the rest of the world since their “glorious” revolution. That’s the problem with all these revolutions that promise “liberation”. For the average citizen it’s merely the liberation from hell into another with different monsters at the helm. Since that time Iran has entered into wars and terror on regional scale, and eventually an international scale.
We are long past the moment where this should have and could have far more easily, been stopped. The Peanut Farmer was far too trusting and seemingly good hearted for that task. He’s great at helping the homeless with his habitat for humanity, not so great at wielding the sword and shield.
Presidents from time to time need to authorize the military to kill our enemies. Trump did what the job required. It stops that individual and sends a message to our enemies that we are willing to do what is necessary to prevent them from killing our citizens.