A Bit on Bernie

Bernie Sanders, the confessed Socialist running on the Democrat platform, a long history of letting us know just what a dimwit he can be.

Let’s remember that this is someone who has never held a real-world job, who has had things handed to him repeatedly, for no good reason, and who can possibly drain votes away from the Democrats come election time. He did get one electoral vote in the last go-round. And with his track record, if he can’t get the nomination, he’ll just go write his own ticket – again. I do admire his ability to be consistent.

Right now, his focus is on prosecuting oil company executives over climate change.

The real issue here is not climate change; it’s about Bernie’s aim at gouging money out of the oil and gas companies to line his own pockets. He is simply parroting whatever he can find online about climate (long-term cycles), ignoring weather (short term cycles) because real facts and data are beyond his grasp. I’d like to see him out there on my sidewalk, shoveling those 5.25 inches of Gorebull warming off my sidewalk and cleaning up my front steps and deck. He could also mow my lawn for me in the summer, like he did long ago when he couldn’t find a real job.

He did go to the Soviet Union when it was still a thing, and says in the video below that he thinks bread lines are just great. If anyone has a longer version of that, please post a link to it.

Why? Because nobody here lines up for food, right? Well, then, he hasn’t ever been to a McDonald’s at 7AM when the landscaping guys are lining up, or gone to a grocery store on a busy, busy day before a holiday weekend… or any other day, for that matter. Personally, I try to go when the crowd level is low and the grocers are putting out fresh produce. Much better time and fresher stuff, as well as quicker checkout. And I have serious doubts as well that he has ever set foot in a grocery store at all.

I don’t think he’s ever missed a meal, had to bathe in a tub full of water that six other people had already used because the water was shut off at certain times, nor has he ever been truly subjected to the cold. A prolonged power outage in mid-winter in a snowstorm might do him some good. That electricity doesn’t just come from the wall switch, y’know.

His aim is to send this country right down the same rat and disease-infested pisshole that San Francisco and Los Angeles have become, while he lines his own pockets. But ge does know how to play to “gimme freebies” crowd.

So here’s to Bernie the Burnout, the guy who never really paid for anything himself, and his crowd of potential votes. Let’s hope he gets a couple more electoral votes this time around, just enough to do the job properly.

Category: 2020 Election, Darwin Awards, Dumbass Bullshit