A Bit on Bernie

| November 23, 2019

Bernie Sanders, the confessed Socialist running on the Democrat platform, a long history of letting us know just what a dimwit he can be.

Let’s remember that this is someone who has never held a real-world job, who has had things handed to him repeatedly, for no good reason, and who can possibly drain votes away from the Democrats come election time. He did get one electoral vote in the last go-round. And with his track record, if he can’t get the nomination, he’ll just go write his own ticket – again. I do admire his ability to be consistent.

Right now, his focus is on prosecuting oil company executives over climate change.

The real issue here is not climate change; it’s about Bernie’s aim at gouging money out of the oil and gas companies to line his own pockets. He is simply parroting whatever he can find online about climate (long-term cycles), ignoring weather (short term cycles) because real facts and data are beyond his grasp. I’d like to see him out there on my sidewalk, shoveling those 5.25 inches of Gorebull warming off my sidewalk and cleaning up my front steps and deck. He could also mow my lawn for me in the summer, like he did long ago when he couldn’t find a real job.

He did go to the Soviet Union when it was still a thing, and says in the video below that he thinks bread lines are just great. If anyone has a longer version of that, please post a link to it.

Why? Because nobody here lines up for food, right? Well, then, he hasn’t ever been to a McDonald’s at 7AM when the landscaping guys are lining up, or gone to a grocery store on a busy, busy day before a holiday weekend… or any other day, for that matter. Personally, I try to go when the crowd level is low and the grocers are putting out fresh produce. Much better time and fresher stuff, as well as quicker checkout. And I have serious doubts as well that he has ever set foot in a grocery store at all.

I don’t think he’s ever missed a meal, had to bathe in a tub full of water that six other people had already used because the water was shut off at certain times, nor has he ever been truly subjected to the cold. A prolonged power outage in mid-winter in a snowstorm might do him some good. That electricity doesn’t just come from the wall switch, y’know.

His aim is to send this country right down the same rat and disease-infested pisshole that San Francisco and Los Angeles have become, while he lines his own pockets. But ge does know how to play to “gimme freebies” crowd.

So here’s to Bernie the Burnout, the guy who never really paid for anything himself, and his crowd of potential votes. Let’s hope he gets a couple more electoral votes this time around, just enough to do the job properly.

Category: 2020 Election, Darwin Awards, Dumbass Bullshit

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  1. RetiredDevilDoc8404 says:

    Ah, Bernie the perpetually pissed off socialist who hates all things to do with capitalism except money, our healthcare (notice when he had his heart attack he sought treatment here and not in a place with socialized medicine), schools (which his wife helped run one into the ground), and taxes. This frog faced buffoon along with a bunch of other fellow travellers are poster children for term limits – two and you’re done.

  2. MustangCryppie says:

    Just one thing. Bernie may have confessed to being a Socialist, but that’s a lie.

    Anyone who goes on their friggin’ honeymoon to the SOVIET UNION is a fucking COMMIE!

    Never in my wildest dreams, while I was chasing Russians all over the Pacific in the 80s, did I EVER imagine that many voters in this country would take a communist seriously as a presidential candidate.

    Sheesh!

  3. Ret_25X says:

    I”m betting old Bernie doesn’t bathe.

    or go the store

    or put gas in his cars

    or mow his lawns

    or wash dishes

    nope…that dude doesn’t do anything that looks like it might be work

    • rgr769 says:

      Are you saying Bernie is lazy? Because I heard that back in those hoary Hippie Daze, it is reported that when Bernie was trying to establish his chops as a true believing commie, the commune he was living in kicked him out because he was lazy. Apparently, he enjoyed living off of the “surplus value” of other people’s labor.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Yeah, AIN’T IT FUNNY how those who have never contributed much at all are the ones always advocating Socialism?

  4. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Idiot Snowflake: WE DON’T WANT another rich old Millionaire That owns a bunch of houses for President – Oh look, BERNIE!!!!

    Ain’t that who whatshisface from UC Berzerkely was foaming over when President Trump got elected? I’m sure that the sweetheart deal on his NICE waterfront house he now has helped bribe him to drop put of the race against Das Hildebeast, that and the threat of Clintonicide!

  5. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    Bernie seems to be the “wealth for me, but not for thee” sort of socialist.

    Orthodox socialist, in other words.

  6. 5th/77th FA says:

    Our generation…Kill a Commie for Mommy.

    The gimmie generation…Love a Commie like Bernie.

    This kinda thinking is why they don’t teach history in school any more.

    Sad…ain’t it.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      “The gimmie generation…Love a Commie like Bernie.”

      I dunno about you, but I find it just KINDA interesting that those who screech the loudest for socialism are those who haven’t contributed half past jack shit to start with!

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      I have something coming up on socialized medicine shortly, and what it’s really like. You may find it interesting.

  7. SFC D says:

    Lily, did you eat paint chips as a child?

  8. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    Probably depends on how much she has to slog through your posts.

  9. OWB says:

    L’l l’il can always be counted upon to contribute absolutely nothing to the conversation.

    (Doesn’t that define a troll?)

  10. David says:

    I new a fella named Lilly, who was a Captain working off his med school time. Straight-up guy, hopefully not to be confused.

  11. Ex-PH2 says:

    The assumption by a troll like lily that someone is a drunk, when exposing the truth about a self-serving socialist slacker like Bernie Sanders, is not just a false assumption. It can be considered libelous by some.

    Having an opposing view of someone’s politics is allowed in this nation, whether the trolls like it or not. It’s one of our national benefits. Most of what Sanders spouts is meant to get attention and any possible votes from people who are stupid enough to believe him.

    My sincere hope is that he siphons a lot of votes away from the other democrats. That will even the playing field somewhat.