Phony Marine Master Sergeant Sentenced for Charity Scam

| July 24, 2019

Most of the donated money didn’t unite Marines with Mickey or Marine families with Marines. The donated money united with John Simpson instead. (Marine Corps Times)

John Shannon Simpson served under five years in the Marines, leaving as a private. He was a disbursing clerk. His military history also included a special court-martial. However, this wasn’t the story he was telling people when he asked for donations for this charity.

Speaking on behalf of this charity, Marines & Mickey, Simpson claimed that he was a master sergeant, drill instructor, as well as a recon Marine. He informed prospects that his charity assisted families with attending Marine boot camp graduation, as well as Disney.

Many believed him, including a gold star mom. They collectively donated over $400,000.00 to his charity over two years. He kept most of the proceeds.

From Marine Corps Times:

Court documents revealed that the victims of Simpson’s charity scam included active-duty Marines and the mother of a Marine killed in the 2015 attack on the military recruiting center in Chattanooga, Tennessee

The Charlotte Observer identified the mother as Cathy Wells, whose son, Lance Cpl. Skip Wells, was killed in the 2015 shooting incident.

Wells dished out nearly $135,000 dollars to the charity, court documents detailed.

Simpson pocketed $391,000 from the nearly $481,000 he raised from 2014-2016, feds said in court documents.

Feds also alleged in court documents that Simpson lied about his military service to get more donations, telling donors he was a Marine master sergeant and prior drill instructor and recon Marine.

But court documents said Simpson served less than five years as a disbursing clerk and was reduced to private following a special court-martial for being absent without leave.

John Simpson was sentenced to four years in federal prison, to be followed by three years of supervised release. This sentence is being served in conjunction with a nine-year sentence handed down by a state judge. Simpson was convicted of sexual assault in a state court.

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“Simpson was convicted of sexual assault in a state court”

Once again the shit sundae reference.
Used to think it was coincidence but TAH has shown it to be inherent to stolen valor.
Someday there will be a blood test.

A Proud Infidel®™️

I wonder whose cornhole bitch he is now?


He has a “take a number” dispenser on his cell door.


Gonna come out of the joint as a “wide receiver”…

5th/77th FA

What a FIRST CLASS piece of sh^t. Nothing worse than scamming Gold Star Mothers and children. John Shannon Simpson, may you rot in Hell as Satan devours your worthless soul. Hope you enjoy being the wide receiving end of sexual assault. Enjoy your diet of cockmeat sammiches with man mayo that will be served up by the staff of the BTJ&T Deli.

May I be the FIRST to call for the massive and immediate deployment of a combined FIRE MISSION, FIRE MISSION, FIRE MISSION of the Universal favorite TAH Hemisphere of Insults, Toilet Bowl of Taunts, with the Alphabet Assault!


May I get a SECOND and an AYE?

Mike Kozlowski



OK, 5th/77th FA is asking for the entire trifecta.

Anyone else on board?


Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

AYE 5th/77


OK, we have the initial request by 5th/77th FA we have a Second by Mike Kozlowski and then we have the final nail in the coffin with the “Aye” vote by Jeff LPH 3, 63-66, and I’m calling all of you out because on this HISTORIC occasion, we are unleashing the trifecta of the TAH Hemisphere of Insults with the Alphabet Assault including the NEW Toilet Bowl of Taunts on this complete shitbag, poser, fraud, Gold Star family robbing, disgusting cellular mass.

John Shannon Simpson,
I hope you enjoy your newfound and forever Google and Internet fame and I hope you get handed around in prison like a cheap, used, filthy, rag doll that you’re about to become.

Breathe and relax John, because I’m going to start off gently and then I’m going to ram it home, dry, like a rabid Ewok


The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
You don’t frighten us, pig-dog! —Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Thppppt!
I don’t want to hear from you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!…… I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
Fetchez la vache!
You have the brain of a duck
I unclog my nose in your direction, son of a window-dresser
You are a bedwetting type. I burst my pimples at you and you are a tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms.
We should make castanets out of your testicles
You are an illegitimate faced buggerfolk
If I was gonna break your balls, I’d tell ya to go home and get your shine box. So, GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINE BOX!
You are a liar, a looter and a pillager, and nothing but verminous, lying, scum
You are also a Jittery jizz junkie


The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! …John (Jizzbag) Shannon (THAT’S A GIRL’S NAME BITCH!) Simpson (You’re more retarded than Homer) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are… Read more »


how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your… Read more »


this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P.), NOT A Master… Read more »

5th/77th FA


Lawd I needed that. Now I need a smoke and to clean up this wet spot.

Was it good for you too?


And you too can say, I was there that day on TAH when Chip unleashed the fire and the fury of the entire TAH Hemisphere of Insults with the Alphabet Assault including the NEW Toilet Bowl of Taunts …

“And God saw every thing that He had made, and, behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning…..”


Always a favorite!!!

😀 😀 😀 😀

Comm Center Rat

Supposedly there are tens of thousands of charitable organizations supporting veterans and yet this charlatan was able to still pocket $481K in donations from 2014-2016. Absolutely stunning to me, but then again as a retiree I throw nickels around like manhole covers. Glad to see the perp get prison time.

My, My, My

Bubba and Thor will love that Taint Tasting Bastard.


Mr. “Tiny” is gonna be tappin’ some new booty soon….