AMF, Eric
Eric Swalwell is first major Democrat to end 2020 presidential bid
AP
By Malachi Barrett
Eric Swalwell is the first prominent Democrat among a crowded field to drop his bid for the presidency.
Swalwell, 38, challenged front-runner Joe Biden to “pass the torch” of party leadership to the next generation during the first Democratic primary debates. Two weeks later, Swalwell announced he would instead seek a fifth term representing California in the U.S. House, saying poll figures show his path to the Democratic nomination is impossible.
Seems RGR769 made the call and the fat lady sang for Eric. He’s headed home to the Land of Fruits, Nuts, and Flakes to further his career suckling from the Government’s teat, errr, receiving tax payer dollars.
“If there was a viable chance, I would not be standing here today,” Swalwell said at his campaign headquarters in Dublin, California Monday. “I was, from day one, running to win. As soon as it doesn’t look like you’re likely to win, I didn’t want to mislead my family, my staff, our supporters and my constituents.”
Difficult enough for a one trick pony to advance in the political process, but he managed to pick one of the most polarizing issues to run on. Lesson learned? Maybe so, and I don’t believe we’ve seen the last of Eric.
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Category: 2020 Election, Gun Grabbing Fascists, Politics, Reality Check
“A man’s got to know his limitations.” ~ “Dirty Harry” Callahan
A more appropriate quote:
You forgot your fortune cookie. It says “You’re shit out of luck.”
Full disclosure, Hack Stone doesn’t know which Dirty Harry movie the quote came from, but found it here.
http://www.lifedaily.com/12-memorable-dirty-harry-quotes/
That quote was from “The Dead Pool”- circa 1988.
Good riddance to perhaps the largest douchebag cuck in the bunch….
Any asshole threatening Americans over the second never deserves to hold elected office again during their lifetime.
This ^^^!
Seems the AP has a much different definition of ‘prominent’ than normal folks.
One down and Beto to go.
^^Please Lord, let it happen.^^
Beto will pull a Hillary and be talking about how the nomination was stolen four years from now.
Correction. He’ll be saying, ”
la nominación fue robada!”
Unfortunately, extreme TARDO, Tom Steyer, is about to take Swallowswell’s slot in the campaign. Steyer has been running an “impeach Trump now” media campaign for over two years.
Beatoff (*OOPS*, Beto) married into a bunch of money like many other scumbag politicians. Beto’s Wife is an Heiress to her Father who is currently worth around half a billion dollars and said FIL has financed a lot of his runs, IMHO if it weren’t for Beto’s FIL’s big bucks Beatoff O’Rourke wouldn’t have even gotten elected to be a Dog Catcher!
That and his own daddy being a judge to make sure he never had a judicial record for his misdeeds.
Jeez you make one half-assed attempt to flee a drunk driving accident…
ROFL !!!!!!!!
Yeah, and those pics of him wearing Women’s clothing when he was in a punk band…
It’s possible she may divorce him now, you know.
THAT would be fun to watch and afterward I don’t know if he could get hired as little more than a Night Clerk at a “Stop & Rob”!
Strong winds and rough seas MFer
Roger that!
Well, I can’t say I’ll miss Swallowswell, but I’m sure his gay friends will.
I’m sure our resident seagull is awaiting his return..
From the photo above, I see he still suffers from lockjaw. He got it from those long nights he spent hanging around busy rest areas.
As well as in the alley behind Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
I’m sure that all 5 of his supporters are upset at this news.
Fortunately for them, they have the other side of their poster boards to write “Cory Booker 2020”.
Spartacus In 2020!
Dick Nukem was amusing… in the same was a young child doing stupid things is, but at least now he can go back to the asshole that deserve him..
What I disliked about him other than the content of what he said and his character, which was totally lacking, was the smarmy smirk he constantly displayed. It was very similar to that corrupt asshole lawer’s smarmy smirk, i.e., the one sported by Avenatti. Speaking of whom, he is fighting the State Bar’s effort to suspend him from practicing his lawering while he is being prosecuted. For some reason, the Commiefornia State Bar thinks he poses a threat to any potential or current clients.
Agree 100% rgr769
I know we did it already, but I move that we send him off properly…with the Hemisphere of Insults. If anyone deserves a two-fer, it’s this Magnificent Fellow!
I second this here motion.
SECOND!!!!!! Can we get an AYE?
At the very least maybe deploy the Toilet Bowl of Taunts?
Guess we can stand down the anti missile missile bat’tree and put away the MOPP gear now that the threat of nuclear attack has diminished.
Run for his FIFTH term? Poor commiefornication. Classic example of the career politician. Wonder how much in matching taxpayer funds this tool sucked up?
AYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AYE!!!!!!AYE!!!!!!!!
Settle down, King of Battle. You can’t AYE your own second!🤣
[looks over his shoulder for the HMFsIC]
There’s no rules here!
Law don’t go ’round here, Mr. Kansas City lawdog!
Sounds like ….
Calvinball
The best is that this clown has most likely never had a real job. If he’s going for a 5th term in Congress, he was first elected at about 29 or 30. I know he’s a law school grad because he was pissing and moaning about his student loans, which means he was in school until about age 25. Slack ass shitbag this dude is!
Pappy, as per Roh-Dog, Rules? We don’t need no stinkin rules, or words to that effect. My SECOND was negated by the fact that CKs second was posted while I was in the comment zone, and my SECOND got posted after his. Therefore, hence more there upon, and whereas, my AYE is an AYE to his second, NOT an AYE to my SECOND, making my AYE the required AYE after the posted SECOND to when you FIRST called for the deployment of the HoI. Capice?
ChipNASA to the white courtesy phone for a ruling.
You can’t do that…
New rule that says you can’t ask for outside opinions.
See Calvinball rules for further information.
AYE! AYE! AYE!
(if not toilet bowl of taunts, I am more than prepared to drop the Alphabet Assault on Swallwell’s lilly ass)
Let ‘er rip Sarge, FIRE FOR EFFECT on that jittery jizz junkie!
Troops! Fall in!
The time has come to unleash the Alphabet Assault. S-2 has determined the existence of a dirtbag in need of schooling, and no better opportunity exists that to hit them with the Alphabet Assualt.
Eric Swallwell, you have made tried and failed miserably, threatened us law abiding citizens with nuclear buffoonery, and insulted the legacy of the veterans who have built a legacy of honor of which this country stands upon. You have taken a shit on all respectable Americans and for this, you have earned the ALPHABET ASSAULT.
asshole assistant to APL, bulimic bulging ballsack barotone butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear), chronic cocksucking clymidiacic cretin, dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwit, earwax eating eunuch from eastern schiztlipp, fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike, gregarious gangrene carrying grench, hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit, idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ, jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism, kommunistic klown kitty fucker, Limpdick lazyass llama blower, MANN-aise mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher, no good ninja nippled needlenuts, obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer, penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage, queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze quadraplegic , ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone, Shit slurping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis, taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop, unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge, Valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty , wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop, Unlike this guy, even male giraffe axe-wound drippings have their use, yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker, zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick.
CLASSIC and Swallwell deserves every bit of it. After all, Swallwell looks and acts like the product of a orgy at a family reunion!
The CiC once said something to the effect of ‘we’ll be winning so much you’ll be tired of winning’….
No Sir, I ain’t tired by a stretch. And a cleaned slate of the current Democrat candidates would be a nice appetizer (Tulsi can stay, I respect her greater than I disagre with her.)
I guess threatening to nuke about 2/3 of the American population does not win you many supporters, does it!!
I wish for Swallwell to be handcuffed to a telephone pole in some alley in downtown Kabul or Kandahar on a Thursday night with his pants pulled down!
Dang it API, if kidnapping a sitting Congressman wasn’t a serious felony I’d be duct tape shopping.
Stop with the good ideas, please?
Yep. And an American infantry patrol nearby (with guns), with standing orders to NOT interfere in local customs.
Need I say more…..
Swallowcockswell is out… kind of like when he gets cocked by the missus.
Suck to be him… especially when you can’t pay your bills and live beyond your means.
Swallowell– some folk don’t know they’re retarded…
That guy’s face has dumpster faggot written all over it.
He looks like the kind of creeper that makes you uncomfortable using a toilet at a roadside rest.
He wants to go nuclear on anyone who disagrees with him? I’d be happy to go claw hammer on him for wearing argyle socks before Labor Day.
Bye.
In a statement from his campaign manager, Dick Fitzwell, it was learned that Swallowswell will devote his time to felching and belly flaking.
Buh-bye, so long, Puke Nuke’em. Shoulda stayed in Romper Room (aka congress), perhaps you ought to start practicing for your next career after politics, learn this line and use it often – would you like fries with that? That’s really all you’re qualified to do, because I wouldn’t hire you to clean up behind the elephants in a circus parade – sorry Mr. Swallowswell you’re just not smart enough to work as a pooper scooper…
Just glad to see his sorry ass going OUT the door, and I sincerely hope that he will NOT try this stunt again.