Charles Hill – Phony 7th SFG SGT and Fake Purple Heart

| May 29, 2019

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Charles Tobia Hill who is 48 y/o and lives in Reno, Nevada.  Hill attended a wedding recently where he dressed up in his Army dress uniform.  He had a tab that said “SPECIAL FORCES” along with a parachutists badge, a Combat Medical Badge, Sergeant stripes and service stripes designating 6 years of service.

To top it off – he had a Purple Heart on his ribbon rack.

This next photo is merely a zoom of the one above…

In this photo, you can clearly see the “SPECIAL FORCES” tab and Parachutist Badge along with the Bronze Star Medal with one cluster designating a second award…

Hill also made a Facebook post detailing all of his medals…

Here is a detailed list of the medals on his uniform…

Hill also has Special Forces, a Combat Medical Badge and Parachute Badge on his Facebook profile…

Various people asked Hill about his military service through Facebook Private Messages (PMs) and he spoke of his time with 7th Group (Special Forces)…

In another conversation, he explained his move from Green Berets to 1st Cav…

In yet another conversation, he spoke about his Purple Heart and combat wounds as well as his “6 tours in 3 wars”…

But once you make it out of “the suck” there’s a whole world that embraces you…

Charles Hill’s official military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request:

DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE MANPOWER DATA CENTER (DoDMDC/SCRA)

NATIONAL PERSONNEL RECORDS CENTER (NPRC)

Hill was in the Army Reserve/California National Guard but enlisted into the regular Army from 04 OCT 1990 to 16 NOV 1991 in support of Operation Desert Shield/Storm.

He was with 1st CAV but was not with 7th Special Forces Group and was not a SGT in spite of what he had engraved on his bottle-openers…

Hill got out as a PFC (E-3) vs. his claim of SGT (E-5).  He did a little over a year active duty and a little over two years combined active duty and reserve, but not the 6 years that are claimed by nature of the service stripes on his sleeves.

He also appears to wear the bling with civilian clothes…

Just to help with a quick comparison, medals Hill claimed were placed alongside the medals that were actually listed in his military service record…

Perhaps the most egregious is Hill’s Purple Heart and combat-wounded claim.  This is not supported by his official military records.   Maybe he shouldn’t park at the Purple Heart – Combat Wounded spot at his favorite restaurant anymore.  After all, he could be denying someone from parking there that was… I dunno… combat wounded and has the documentation to prove it.

Would love to see the X-Ray of “bomb fragments in my knee” because they are most likely not bomb fragments if they are even there at all.

Still puzzled over the claim of 6 years of active duty, 6 tours and 3 wars.   Which three US of A wars could one be in during a span of six years?

There’s only so much lethality that the US Army can stuff into one package, but on paper, Hill has it all – only it’s not on the paper that it counts – official military records.

It also appears that in spite of Hill not wanting to go to the jungle again – the only bush he got close to is right under his nose.

Shut up. Just shut up.
You had me at "Hooah!"



Soon after Military Phony published the blog on Charles Hill – his Facebook page lit up like a Christmas tree since his page was open for comments.

This was his first response:

But then, he deleted that post and deleted all photos of him in uniform with the Purple Heart, as well as deleting the photo of all his medals on the desk.

Category: Army Poser, Iraq, Kuwait, Phony soldiers

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  1. 5th/77th FA says:

    I FIRST saw this tool on the MP Linky last night. Have been anticipating dipshit showing up ever since. Even made comment that the Troops of TAH were going to have fun with the lying, embellishing, Valor Stealing POS named Charles Tobia Hill today. Baby Sister got me on the Fake Book Page and I read with great glee as the piling on began. Noticed FIRST thing this morning that the scrubbing had already been done. I do hope someone will go and rescue that poor mule from the jackass known as Charles Tobia Hill.

    I know that ChipNASA’s trigger finger is getting real, real itchy. May I be the FIRST to call for the deployment of the Hemisphere of Insults? Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

    Get ready to enjoy your new found Google Fame, Dippy!

    • Frank Kapaun says:

      He looks like 10 bags of shit in a 5 bag container wearing that dress uniform. He gets style points for the ‘stache though.

    • The Stranger says:

      SEGUNDO!

    • Josey Wales says:

      Charles Tobia Hill – *PTUI*

      Aye.

    • ChipNASA says:

      OK,
      I see you guy shave beat me to the punch.

      Charles Tobia Hill,
      You wanted attention? You wanted Fame? Well you’re not going to get any fortune from us here, but you’ll certainly get the other two, along with GOOGLE FAME!!!

      We have met the Robert’s Rules of TAH to ON WITH THE SHOW!!!

      The Hemisphere of Insults®™
      (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
      FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
      TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
      THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
      DANGER CLOSE!!!!
      MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
      TAKE COVER!!!!!
      …. Charles (Fucky Chucky) Tobia (Tobia? TOBIA? What the fuck pussy ass name is Tobia? Your parents should be slapped) Hill (Dill-D’OH!) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, NOT Special Forces, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Fuck you Fucksicle, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf,

      • ChipNASA says:

        you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop,

        • ChipNASA says:

          you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P.) NOT Special Forces, but definitely special feces, NEVER was awarded the Purple Heart, did NOT earn the Bronze Star Medal, Doesn’t have the Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal, did not attend training to earn the Army NCO Professional Development Ribbon and buttcheese is NOT an NCO, but a PFC, E-3, is NOT eligible to wear the US Army Overseas Ribbon, did not earn the US Army Combat Field Medic Badge, not should he be wearing Jump Wings, did have a little over a year active duty and a little over two years combined active duty and reserve years of honorable service BUT YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER THAT PAL!!, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle,what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
          If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
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          FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
          Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
          Here endeth the lesson.

          Oh and one time Blake Morgan said: “ I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “

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          • 5th/77th FA says:

            AMEN, AMEN, and AMEN!!!!!!!!!

            Anyone with a spare hanky? My eyes are leaking…again.

            Let me be the FIRST to say…Bless you ChipNASA…and your Hemisphere of Insults.

          • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

            CHARLES TOBIA HILL is so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him!

            • ChipNASA says:

              You just earned another entry on the The Hemisphere of Insults®™

              “You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him!”

            • Thunderstixx says:

              And “A Proud Infidel” makes the big time with an insertion in the “Hemisphere of Insults” !!!
              Another Bravo, bravo !!!
              You buy the beer tonight !!!

          • Toxic Deplorable B Woodman says:

            I giggle like a little schoolgirl every time I read through the Hemisphere of Insults. And I always find something new to laugh about. I don’t tell my wife (of my life), she’d banish me from reading TAH. She has no appreciation for the finer humors of life.

          • Thunderstixx says:

            Chip NASA, you are a true artiste in every sense of the word !!!
            Bravo, bravo !!!

  2. USAF RET says:

    I will use a pohrase from his awards/decs order….”prongless”. This asshole is a prongless lying piece of crap

  3. Jay says:

    Army Commendation as a PFC? Legit question: Is there award criteria for ArComms or what? Don’t think i’ve ever seen a Marine E-3 running around with a Navy Comm.

    That is a pretty legit stache though….

    • AnotherPat says:

      Jay:

      Yes, it is possible that he was awarded an ARCOM.

      Perhaps he received that Award for Desert Storm/Desert Shield.

      Army Regulation does not dictate Rank for an ARCOM for a Soldier.

      • Hondo says:

        That would make sense as a EOT award if he’d done a good job as a medic during a combat tour. In that case, apparently his unit did him a disservice by not also awarding him the GCM on REFRAD.

      • Jay says:

        Fascinating. Thanks for the gouge.

    • Wilted Willy says:

      That is just a shock absorber for a high speed cocksucker! That stogie his has in his mouth looks like something my cat left in the litter box today!

    • 11B-Mailclerk says:

      No rank requirement for ARCOM. Rare for a PFC, yes.

    • Andy11M says:

      I got an ARCOM as a PFC. I was my PSGs driver at gunnery and we were the only 1000 point crew in the battalion. It was standard for all members of a 1000 point crew to get an ARCOM.

    • timactual says:

      ” The Army Commendation Medal (ARCOM) is a mid-level award that is granted for consistent acts of heroism or meritorious service. The award is given by local commanders, allowing for generous interpretation of the criteria for which the medal is given. For actions where such performance was in immediate contact with an enemy force, the Valor device is approved as an attachment to the decoration. The ARCOM is frequently given to enlisted members and junior officers as an end-of-tour award. Additional awards are denoted by oak leaf clusters.”

      https://www.usamilitarymedals.com/products/army-commendation-medal

      Note;
      “…allowing for generous interpretation of the criteria for which the medal is given….
      …The ARCOM is frequently given to enlisted members and junior officers as an end-of-tour award. ”

      In the 1st Cav., long ago, it was part of the standard issue of decorations for E-4 and below at the end of your tour. E-5 and above got Bronze Stars. Everyone got one.

  4. HMC Ret says:

    Any pics of him on a Harley, with a service dog in a side car, and him wearing a vest? This guy isn’t trying. Also has quite a pompous, holier-than-thou smirk on his face. I have a feeling after a few entries on Google, that smirk will disappear. You done hosed yourself, hero.

    • Mustang Major says:

      He has earned some poser credibility for buying an extra-large set of blues. Gotta give him that as far as trying goes.

      • rgr769 says:

        His blues look like they are the 0bama regime version for pregnant female to male trannies.

  5. AnotherPat says:

    Charles Tobia Hill is not an Embellisher.

    Charles Tobia Hill is a LIAR.

    Charles Tobia Hill has a Personality Disorder.

    Charles Tobia Hill is another “LOOK AT ME!”

    Charles Tobia Hill lives in an Alternate Reality World.

    Charles Tobia Hill most likely has Low-Self Esteem issues combined with Narcissism.

    Charles Tobia Hill has insulted those who actually received the Purple Heart, Special Forces Tab, Jump Wings, the Good Conduct Medal and the Bronze Star Medal.

    Charles Tobia Hill obviously does not know the Chapter in Army Regulation 670-1 that addresses wearing US Army Medals and Ribbons on civilian attire.

    Charles Tobia Hill has embarrassed his Family, unless they are in denial.

    IF Charles Tobia Hill DID receive any Awards after he was discharged that are not documented on his FOIA, then Charles Tobia Hill may have been ignorant of updating his Military Records via Army Board of Corrections and obtaining a DD215 to reflect those awards.

    Another case of a Self-Centered Sad Sack who may have a Brain Hiccup.

    • AnotherPat says:

      Charles Tobia Hill wanted to be in the Spotlight with his Attention Seeking behavior.

      Well, Charles Tobia Hill got it.

      Be careful what you wish for, Charles Tobia Hill.

    • xyzzy says:

      AnotherPat, I copy:

      Charles Tobia Hill is not an Embellisher.

      Charles Tobia Hill is a LIAR.

      Charles Tobia Hill has a Personality Disorder.

      Charles Tobia Hill is another “LOOK AT ME!”

      Charles Tobia Hill lives in an Alternate Reality World.

      Charles Tobia Hill most likely has Low-Self Esteem issues combined with Narcissism.

      Charles Tobia Hill has insulted those who actually received the Purple Heart, Special Forces Tab, Jump Wings, the Good Conduct Medal and the Bronze Star Medal.

      Charles Tobia Hill obviously does not know the Chapter in Army Regulation 670-1 that addresses wearing US Army Medals and Ribbons on civilian attire.

      Charles Tobia Hill has embarrassed his Family, unless they are in denial.

      IF Charles Tobia Hill DID receive any Awards after he was discharged that are not documented on his FOIA, then Charles Tobia Hill may have been ignorant of updating his Military Records via Army Board of Corrections and obtaining a DD215 to reflect those awards.

      Another case of a Self-Centered Sad Sack who may have a Brain Hiccup.

  6. Roh-Dog says:

    Turd.
    That poor donkey…

    • AnotherPat says:

      Roh Dog, GDContractor and 5th/77th FA:

      That 4 Legged Critter depicted in the picture with Charles Tobia Hill is his Service Donkey/Mule…unless he is also claiming to be a West Point Graduate…

      😉

      What a waste of a Cigar.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        That’s not a cigar… Charles Tobia Hill loves to smoke dog turds.

        A turd smoking a turd…

        • Roh-Dog says:

          Nailed it.
          I want the sock puppet(s) to come hither and attempt to defend this overflowing toilet of a human being.

          • ChipNASA says:

            *Faces the Mirror*……SOCKPUPPET!!!! SOCKPUPPET!!!! SOCKPUPPET!!!!

            “Come Out, Come Out Wherever you are!!!”

            (He won’t show, he’s sanitized his Book of Face and turned tail and run)

            Pussy

            I miss the good old days of threats and whimpering and name calling and abuse and then over a few days or a week, a 1,000+ thread because these deluded narcissistic assholes just can’t help themselves.

            Most of all, I miss JONN. Boo Hoo. Really.
            I’m just thankful TAH is still here.

        • AFCombatCAM says:

          That has to be one of the funniest things I’ve read on here in a long time. I’ll have to add that to my repertoire. “That’s not a cigar.. Loves to smoke dog turds”

          • Hondo says:

            I once told Jonn that I was so ignorant about cigars that someone could probably wrap a dried dog turd in a tobacco leaf and convince me it was a fine cigar. He got a good laugh out of that.

            RIP, amigo.

      • rgr769 says:

        I hope you aren’t implying that our POSer has been servicing his service mule, because that would just be wrong, for the mule, that is. Maybe he has a side job like that character in “Clerks II.”

  7. GDContractor says:

    Perhaps he can get a letter from Frank Viscunti’s doctor stating that the bomb fragments are in the lower leg above the knee.

    And thanks Dave for blurring out the face of that innocent mule. You’re a real gentleman.

  8. Hondo says:

    FWIW: while not on his official records, he likely rates the KLMs and the OSR from his deployment during the Gulf War. I’m pretty sure both the Saudi and Kuwaiti KLMs were accepted by DoD after this guy was REFRAD, and if memory serves the OSR was retroactively authorized for that deployment years afterwards. They aren’t in his records because he’d been discharged and his records sent to NPRC well before either occurred.

    He also should rate the GCM unless he had disciplinary issues while serving on active duty during the Gulf War. He served for over 1 year, and if he was REFRAD for other than disciplinary reasons that should qualify him for the GCM.

    I’d be interested in knowing the story behind his REFRAD after enlisting in the USAR in 1990, though. I don’t think the Army had any 13-month enlistment options in 1990. That sounds like either (1) a 1-year mobilization/voluntary AD tour from the USAR with additional time added for inprocessing and redeployment, or (2) a Regular Army enlistment cut short for some reason (which could explain no GCM). Since the entry on his record of assignments is REFRAD vice discharge, I’d guess the former – but I’d love to know for certain which it was.

    It also looks like he kinda “disappeared” after REFRAD. He was still under his initial 8-year MSO, so under normal circumstances he should have returned to the USAR (to either a TPU or possibly to the IRR) until his MSO was complete. I don’t see anything indicating that happened in the records above.

    • AnotherPat says:

      Hondo:

      That is why I made this comment in my previous post:

      “IF Charles Tobia Hill DID receive any Awards after he was discharged that are not documented on his FOIA, then Charles Tobia Hill may have been ignorant of updating his Military Records via Army Board of Corrections and obtaining a DD215 to reflect those awards.”

      Again, he was either ignorant on updating his records…or knew about it
      and chose not to do it.

      Easy fix.

      IMHO, don’t think he was Combat Wounded. Based on that opinion, find it disturbing he claims and wears the PH.

      • Hondo says:

        Missed that in your earlier comment, AP.

        Like you, I also seriously doubt a PH would be missing from his records if he’d earned one. The Army only had 354 personnel WIA non-mortally during the Gulf War (another 98 were KIA or later DOW). See Table 8 of

        https://fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/RL32492.pdf

        I’ll go out on a limb here and say that I’m reasonably sure a PH was properly processed, recorded, and awaraded for each of those 354 individuals who were not mortally wounded – and for the 98 who received it posthumously as well.

    • Steve Balm says:

      Along this same subject, someone made a comment over at Military Phony:

      “If an individual was deployed to Turkey for Operation Desert Storm, they’ll rate the SWASM but would not rate the KLM or LKM, due to Turkey not being in the UAE. I’m in this boat with my awards and decorations, and get questioned quite frequently over it. I was with the 39th SOW deployed to Incerlik AB Turkey during ODS.”

      “Individuals serving in Israel, Egypt, Turkey, Syria and Jordan (including the airspace and territorial waters) directly supporting combat operations between January 17, 1991, and April 11, 1991, are also eligible for the award of the SWASM.

      The criteria of the two Kuwaiti Liberation medals was awarded to members of the Military Coalition who served in support of Operation Desert Shield or Desert Storm in one or more of the following areas Persian Gulf, Red Sea, Gulf of Oman, Gulf of Aden, that portion of the Arabian Seathat lies north of 10 degrees north latitude and west of 68 degrees east longitude, as well as the total land areas of Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Bahrain, Qatar, and the United Arab Emirates.”

      So, this may be another possibility along with awards not catching up with individuals.

      • Hondo says:

        Almost certainly not the case here, SB.

        The 1st Cav was VII Corps Reserve during Desert Shield/Desert Storm. They were deployed to Saudi Arabia and moved into Iraq during the Gulf War’s ground phase. 1st Cav personnel who deployed and were in Saudi Arabia or Iraq during any part of the period of active hostilities (17 Jan – 28 Feb 1991) would thus meet the criteria to qualify for both KLMs.

        I don’t think the 1st Cav had anyone in Turkey during the Gulf War, though I suppose attachment of individuals/small detachments from 1st Cav to one of the units deployed to Turkey is a possibility.

  9. 26Limabeans says:

    Inflatable Beret?

  10. Mike says:

    Fake jump wings and SF tab. Let us start with a 34 foot tower ejection suspended by the scrotum and escalate from there.

    • Hondo says:

      Since he claims he’s jump qualified, I’d suggest that he be given the opportunity to

      Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door
      Jump right out and count to four

      After all: if he’s jump qualified, he knows what to do afterwards – right?

    • AnotherPat says:

      “Fake jump wings”…

      He probably will tell Folks he took the Airborne Correspondence Course…or he is wearing it in honor of a friend or relative who earned the Jump Wings…

      😉

      hoo-aahh

    • 26Limabeans says:

      “Fake jump wings”

      They don’t look “thick” and dull like the real thing. Never seen shiny ones like that.
      But then again, I didn’t earn them.

      And if your gonna pose..don’t do it Blues.
      It will cost you big dollars and you will look like a clown with your fat gut and baggy trousers.

  11. Dustoff says:

    “Now I Train Doctors”….how?, as an example of a morbidly obese head case.

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      I’m sure he means that he likes “playing Doctor” in the back of a windowless van in highway rest areas when he isn’t blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.

  12. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Another graduate of the “Junior Associate Apprentice Towel Boy” training program at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).

  13. sj says:

    Thank you for pixelating the donkey and saving him the shame of being pictured with a jackass.

  14. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER a member of US Army Special Forces according to records found.
    Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
    Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star Medal according to records found.
    Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal according to records found.
    Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Army NCO Professional Development Ribbon according to records found.
    Charles Tobia Hill looks like a VERY experienced Buffet Assault Commando.
    Charles Tobia Hill looks like yet another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
    Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Overseas Ribbon according to records found.
    Charles Tobia Hill would look like Jabba the Hut with Downs Syndrome if it weren’t for that ugly haircut an cheesy mustache.
    Charles Tobia Hill chomps on that cigar like he’s practicing for another night in the alley behind The Blue Oyster.
    Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Saudi Arabia Medal for the Liberation of Kuwait according to records found.
    Charles Tobia Hill looks like one who would cruise in highway rest areas looking for a date.
    Charles Tobia Hill ETS’ed as a PFC according to records found.
    Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Combat Field Medic Badge according to records found.
    Charles Tobia Hill will now wallow in The Power of Google®™️ For all to see and now Charles Tobia Hill Will discover what wallowing in a pool of lies brings because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How Copy, Please Relay.
    Commo Check,
    ((((OVER)))

    • A Terminal Lance Coolie says:

      Solid copy, API. I read back:

      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER a member of US Army Special Forces according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star Medal according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Army NCO Professional Development Ribbon according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill looks like a VERY experienced Buffet Assault Commando.
      Charles Tobia Hill looks like yet another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Overseas Ribbon according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill would look like Jabba the Hut with Downs Syndrome if it weren’t for that ugly haircut an cheesy mustache.
      Charles Tobia Hill chomps on that cigar like he’s practicing for another night in the alley behind The Blue Oyster.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Saudi Arabia Medal for the Liberation of Kuwait according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill looks like one who would cruise in highway rest areas looking for a date.
      Charles Tobia Hill ETS’ed as a PFC according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Combat Field Medic Badge according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill will now wallow in The Power of Google®™️ For all to see and now Charles Tobia Hill Will discover what wallowing in a pool of lies brings because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      How Copy, Please Relay.
      Commo Check,
      ((((OVER)))

    • Commissioner Wretched says:

      Roger, copy. Repeating for clarity:

      Did you know …

      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER a member of US Army Special Forces according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star Medal according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Army NCO Professional Development Ribbon according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill looks like a VERY experienced Buffet Assault Commando.
      Charles Tobia Hill looks like yet another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Overseas Ribbon according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill would look like Jabba the Hut with Downs Syndrome if it weren’t for that ugly haircut an cheesy mustache.
      Charles Tobia Hill chomps on that cigar like he’s practicing for another night in the alley behind The Blue Oyster.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Saudi Arabia Medal for the Liberation of Kuwait according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill looks like one who would cruise in highway rest areas looking for a date.
      Charles Tobia Hill ETS’ed as a PFC according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Combat Field Medic Badge according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill will now wallow in The Power of Google®™️ For all to see and now Charles Tobia Hill Will discover what wallowing in a pool of lies brings because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      Now, you know!

      How copy? Over.

    • xyzzy says:

      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER a member of US Army Special Forces according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Bronze Star Medal according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Army NCO Professional Development Ribbon according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill looks like a VERY experienced Buffet Assault Commando.
      Charles Tobia Hill looks like yet another reject Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Overseas Ribbon according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill would look like Jabba the Hut with Downs Syndrome if it weren’t for that ugly haircut an cheesy mustache.
      Charles Tobia Hill chomps on that cigar like he’s practicing for another night in the alley behind The Blue Oyster.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the Saudi Arabia Medal for the Liberation of Kuwait according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill looks like one who would cruise in highway rest areas looking for a date.
      Charles Tobia Hill ETS’ed as a PFC according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill WAS NEVER awarded the US Army Combat Field Medic Badge according to records found.
      Charles Tobia Hill will now wallow in The Power of Google®™️ For all to see and now Charles Tobia Hill Will discover what wallowing in a pool of lies brings because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

  15. The Donkey says:

    Even I gotta say, this guy’s a real jackass! Thanks for protecting my privacy. Now I’m off to give a swift kick to the next goat I see. Go Army, Beat Navy!

  16. Claw says:

    This will be a three pronged comment:

    “Hey, Chunky, (Oops, Chuckie) nice set of Moobs you’re rockin there.”

    Just a little inside info for ya. Since you’re a double violator of the Stolen Valor Act (PH and CMB), here’s hoping all those Russian Book of the Face Friends you had yesterday (before the great purge) can help you out monitarily cause you may be looking at about 10K in fines if proscecuted.

    Lastly, there is a five gallon can w/spigot of Burn Cream (FSN 8510-237-3429) sitting on the counter in the TAH supply room. Apply it liberally, cause by the end of the day, (once the TAH Miscreant Dickweeds/Weedettes get done with you,) your ass is gonna be burnt to a crisp.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Could any of these douches claim to have been with the 7th Sustainment Bde or a 42A? Just sayin’.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Sorry, hit the wrong button.

      42A?

      42A Army Adjutant General, General Officer
      42A Army Human Resource Specialist Enlisted

  18. Locutis Borg says:

    His girlfriend on Face book – Coral Ops, blocked and deleted post from others calling him out on her page as well…..he claims in his earlier post that she’s assigned to DHS……wonder if her supervisors would be interested. Especially if she really works for them and hold a security clearance?

  19. Andy11M says:

    You know what I always find funny about these phonies? The Jacobs ladder of qual bars. Why? Just why? I never wore more than just my rifle bar, even when I was a SAW gunner.
    Oh yea, fat ass lying shit bag never was.

    • SSG Kane says:

      I keep it to two, machine gun and rifle (or pistol and rifle if we didn’t have a 240 qual that year). But that’s just because I’m proud of my ability to shoot.

      Its funny, those actually mean more to me than my ARCOMs or CAB.

      • Andy11M says:

        I did rock out with two bars on my drivers badge, wheel and track. 11M! Why walk when you can ride?

        • SSG Kane says:

          I would have totally rocked the expert drivers badge…but I got a speeding ticket at FOB Speicher eight months into my deployment.

          It was then I knew the war was over.

          • 26Limabeans says:

            The 3/4 tons in Germany had speed recorders that used a pen chart in a locked box. One day the CO nailed a guy that maxed out on the Autobahn and held it there.

            • SSG Kane says:

              The image of a 3/4 ton hauling ass down the Autobahn with a PFC driving and belting out “God Bless America” has made my day.

          • Andy11M says:

            lol. OIF II, I was on FOB Normandy, just my BN TF and nobody else. I know on at least two occasions Brad drivers in my platoon crushed parked cars. One guy hit one and dragged it down the street forcing it into other cars. And then there was the guy that squashed a donkey with his Brad. They all got their drivers badges at the end of the deployment.

            • SSG Kane says:

              I spent a bit of time at Normandy, Warhorse, Cobra, Hammer, and Balad and even in 2008-09 it was still the wild wild west out there.

              I watched a Stryker driver inch his way over and force a bicyclist into a HESCO. It was hysterical.

              I mean its not funny now, but at the time?

              Speicher was just a different world.

              • SFC D says:

                I was on Speicher 2008-2009. It was a morass of unnecessary SGM’s tirelessly enforcing needless restrictions in the name of “safety”.

                • SSG Kane says:

                  The MND-North flag pole was right there. So glad I only ever had to visit.

                • Comm Center Rat says:

                  I was at Speicher from 2008-2009 with an Army Reserve unit assigned to the 25th ID. I still remember the worst sandstorm in recorded Iraq history that ravaged Speicher on July 4th, 2009. There were about as many SGMs there as we had total sandstorms throughout the entire deployment. I remember one SGM committed suicide at Speicher while he was under criminal investigation.

                  • SSG Kane says:

                    I remember my first real sand storm out at Hammer. The air was red. Literally. Not just that the air was bad for flying, but it was actually this burnt red color, and we could feel the wind stripping the paint off the MRAP, as we sat and waited it out.

                    Don’t remember the date though.

              • Andy11M says:

                when I was on Normandy we were definitely “farthest from the flag pole” which sucked, but we were generally left alone. After the rotation got rolling, you only ever saw the BDE commander or the DIV commander out there when someone died, and then they were only on the FOB as long as they needed to be and then they dipped. Warhorse was Disney land with a PX and our BDE CSM putting in speedbumbs

                • SSG kane says:

                  Other than the trip to Spicher the closest I ever got to the flagpole was when the 25th commander came through the area on a “battlefield circulation”.

                  Did have a chow hall SM turn us away from surf and turf on Warhorse once. Said we could come back after we’d showered, shaved, and put on clean uniforms. We went to Pizza Hut instead.

                  Deployments are weird things.

    • Milo Mindbender says:

      If I remember correctly AR 670-1 only allows 3 bars per badge. I had to wear 2 badges along with my drivers badge to cover my qualification bars.
      Its been 19 years since I left the Army side so I may be wrong

      • SSG Kane says:

        I’ve always heard that, but much like the regulation that supposedly exists and says soldiers coming off a profile have 2 days for everyday they were on profile before they can be giving an APFT, I can’t find it.

        • Claw says:

          DA Pam 670-1, dtd 25 May 2017, Page 260, 20-15 (c) states “No more than three marksmanship clasps may be worn on each marksmanship qualification badge.”

          Hope that helps./smile

          • SSG Kane says:

            Thank you. This is what i get for not look8ng through the PAM.

            So you could still rock nine? Three expert, three sharpshooter, and three marksman?

            • Claw says:

              “so you could still rock nine?”

              I guess so, as long as a skill badge doesn’t take up one of the three allotted spaces and only marksmanship badges are displayed.

              I see that as a real bitch to keep track of, though./smile

            • 11B-Mailclerk says:

              As I understood it from the Regs, and my Adjutant concurred, you could wear up to three Expert badges, and three bars each. Case that brought it up was a kid who had four expert quals, two each on a pair of Expert badges, and a driver badge. It was correct.

              None of the gripers had even one “expert” , which might possibly have been the actual gripe.

              I wore one with three bars, and no one ever said a thing negative. Not once.

  20. Mason says:

    Dave, not sure you read this far down the comments, but what program/website you guys using for the ribbon racks? That’d be a nice addition to the Valor Friday posts. I’ve been looking for something to build that out, but everything I’m finding comes up short.

  21. Doc Savage says:

    Total turd nuzzling anal wind tunnerl….He didnt just go CMB, looks like he latched onto a CMB 2nd Award.

    • Claw says:

      “Total turd”

      Yep, but unfortunately many of the 52 Medics who have received the MOH could not be reached for comments concerning Chunky’s wearing of a 2nd award CMB.

      • Hondo says:

        That claim is actually consistent with his tall tale of derring-do. He claimed to have been a medic in “three wars and six deployments”. Since Afghanistan and Iraq are in the same CMB period, that would be correct – IF he’d earned one in the Gulf War and in either Afghanistan or Iraq (prior to 3 June 2005 – SF Medics lost CMB eligibility on that date and became eligible for the CIB instead).

        https://www.hrc.army.mil/content/Combat%20Medical%20Badge%20CMB

        He doesn’t have documentation for one in either CMB period, so the point is moot. But give him +1 for having that part of his BS story right, even if by accident – though he still rates -10,000 for being a LSoS.

  22. SSG Kane says:

    I’ve gotta give the guy some credit here. His rack wasn’t totally implausible.

    Two BSM, not for valor in six years is doable, gotta be a fucking hard charging team leader, but it could be done.

    Purple heart, across six deployments? Sure.

    ARCOM, only one makes sense if two were upgraded to BSM

    Good Cookie, one in six years? Maybe not so much.

    NDSM with star, plausible if there was a break in service (I have one from enlisting in 1991 and again in 2007).

    AFEMR, not sure about the arrowhead on this one, not when it likely would have been covered by other awards.

    SASMR, again not sure this wouldn’t be covered by other awards, but its plausible.

    NCO ribbon, one for a SGT is right.

    Army Service Ribbon, feel like this should have something on it.

    Army Overseas Service Ribbon, so he did a 30 day training rotation someplace.

    Saudi Liberation of Kuwait

    Liberation of Kuwait, that would be gulf one

    So if he enlisted in the early 1990s, served in Desert shield and desert storm, then re-enlisted after 2001 and deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan his rack would be unusual but not implausible. That would also give him his 3 wars and six tours…

    But since he didn’t do all that, fuck that guy. Plus 1 for being more plausible than most of the assholes we see, but minus several thousand for being a lying POS, just like all the other assholes.

  23. Even at being 48, Hill still looks like he is over the hill and H’ill always be a B.S. Artist.

  24. Mustang Major says:

    If he has any regular acquaintances (I initially typed in friends), it would be interesting to hear what they have to say about this clown by posting here. I am sure they had it up to their ears with his BS. I assume he ran his mouth about his exploits whenever he was around anyone.

    • A says:

      There is another questionable character associated with him. They both were in Ukraine as mercenaries (medical, not combat).

  25. thebesig says:

    Charles Hill, phony Special Forces guy, that’s not what the Army meant by, “Be all you could be.” 🙄

  26. 26Limabeans says:

    Just wait until Hank and Little Bobby find out about this. They will have restrain Cotton.

    • Comm Center Rat says:

      To paraphrase that great American, Hank Hill: That boy Charles Tobia Hill ain’t right, I tell you u-what.

  27. rgr1480 says:

    Man! I used to love this guy! Along with his team leader Grandfather Clock, and their assistant detachment commander Mr. Greenjeans.

    Cartain K's Rack

    Captain Kangroo Link

    • The Stranger says:

      Yeah, except that Captain Kangaroo served honorably in the Naval Reserve and didn’t go around claiming false honors…

      • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

        Whatever happened to Captain Kangaroo? All I heard were rumors that he got promoted to Major and given a desk job assignment!

      • The Stranger says:

        Correction…apparently it was the Marine Reserve.

      • 3/10/MED/b says:

        My apologies to all. I had to pull my sorry ass off the floor from a laughing fit worthy of possible further medical assistance.

        Man, that is funny.

  28. 3/10/MED/b says:

    Enough about this sorry waste of space sucking up oxygen.
    Anyone heard from Wilting Willy?

    • ChipNASA says:

      “Wilted” and yep, he just posted at 1:58 a few minutes ago 😉

    • Wilted Willy says:

      I’m still here sucking air! Been a little busy with work today, I’ll check in tomorrow if I get the chance.
      Take care all,
      Willy
      Out

      • 3/10/MED/b says:

        Willy,
        Hang in there. All the DW’s and DW’esses care, and want to know you’re doing. Do not worry about your brother. His time will come. Take care of yourself. b out.

  29. 3/10/MED/b says:

    My thoughts on Wilted Willy have not changed.
    But this fucker sporting a Combat Medic Badge?
    With a Star?

    I will stand back and hope Chip NASA (and the rest of you,no disrespect intended) shows him the joy’s of Googlehood.

    (If it wasn’t a word, it is now. Damn Skippy.)

    • ChipNASA says:

      Oh we did that a few hours ago…..

      The The Hemisphere of Insults®™ has been deployed.
      Use appropriate gear to measure background radiation and expose yourself in minimal time limits as guidance allows, until radiation and such have dissipated.

      (I’m never thought about the half-life of the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ . Probably minimal, a day or so.

      • Claw says:

        “I’m never thought about the half-life of the HOI®™”

        Probably 15 days, considering that since the Change of Responsibility, comments on a post are being closed down at the 30 day mark./smile

      • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

        Has anyone ever studied the fallout from the Official TAH Hemisphere of Insults®™️?

  30. JURRASICHM says:

    Why yes Charles, some people do have better things to do than post Real information about you. But you are so deserving of the attention.

  31. Sandman says:

    He was deleting photos faster than Hillary did with emails!

  32. rgr769 says:

    Yay, Army. IIRC this is the first Army SF faker we have had after about 9 or 10 fake Navy SEALs. This lying SOS POSer can’t even represent the truth about the marksmanship medals he earned. He is sporting an Expert Marksmanship Badge with four weapon ladders, when his records show he only earned a Sharpshooter qual with the M-16 and Marksman with grenade launcher. Also, his “foreign” jump wings look exactly like the Navy/Marine jump wings. I would like to know how he earned a combat medical badge with a star (two wars) when he only served about a year on active duty, except for a few months of AD for training during his time in the reserve components.

    • rgr769 says:

      I might also add it takes a whole year of training to become a fully qualified Special Forces Medic. And I have never heard of one who was only a PFC after being fully qualified.

  33. Claw says:

    Comment #100.

    Congratulations, Chunky Butt, you’ve made it half-way to the Big Show.

    • Roh-Dog says:

      This motherf*cker ate the show,… and the circus animals, eyeing the zoo for dessert.

  34. Claw says:

    Posted two minutes ago on Chunky Butt’s Book of the Face page:

    “I apologize for all my lies.”

    “Everything I said about my military service is a lie.”

    Entry is open for anybody to comment.

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      Gee whiz, he gave up without even thinking of launching a sock puppet!

      • The Stranger says:

        They just don’t make phonies like they used to!
        *Cries into 🍺*

        • rgr769 says:

          Yes, back in the day we had real determined ones who refused to abandon their fakery despite all the irrefutable evidence that exposed them.

          • AnotherPat says:

            rgr769:

            You mean Forgin Frank?

            He NEVER gave up.

            Poor Jonn had to finally close the comments on that thread.

            RIP, Jonn

            • rgr769 says:

              He was one of them. SluRPeR41 was another. There were over a dozen of them a few years ago. Never apologized or admitted their fakery, just kept attacking TAH, like the ones claiming to be secret squirrels and their records were sealed and/or they were “sheep dipped.”

      • IDC SARC says:

        He scrubbed his page/contacts prior to the apology….my guess is he’s popping apology smoke and running for cover, hoping to return later.

      • Ex-PH2 says:

        “Everything I said about my military service is a lie.”

        Well, then stop lying, you moron!!

        That’s simple enough, isn’t it?

    • Mustang Major says:

      I bet he threw in the towel early to save the mule from further embarrassment. It was the least the clone could do.

      • rgr769 says:

        I suspect he has a very close personal relationship with his mule. Perhaps that is a DHS mule. One never knows who works for America’s Stasi these days.

  35. 3/10/MED/b says:

    Oh, Hells No. (Not Hell, No, HELLS NO!) Sporting that shit with that shitty grin, (I am almost tempted to go to CHIP NASA territory, but I will refrain.)

    I can spot a CMB from a mile away.
    …with a star…

    planets are aligning in the midst of such a rarity…

  36. Ex-PH2 says:

    Every time I see one of these Fat Basterds, it’s a clear signal that I need to do a few more food photos. You all may enjoy what I posted for this afternoon, especially if it’s raining and cold (or snowing) where you are.

  37. Keepin' It Real says:

    Metaphorically speaking, this is how it all played out from the boot drop (posting) to the EMP shield (apology). Even though Hill did not delete his Facebook account, he scrubbed it so much it does not even resemble what it was… thank goodness.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq8IGIQWpOc

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  38. Carlton G Long says:

    The closest this turd burglar came to earning a Purple Heart was when he threw his back out trying to suck in that gut.

  39. Daisy Cutter says:

    Charles Tobia Hill has now deleted his apology.

    I think he is checking off the boxes:

    * Delete all friends
    * Issue an apology for 24 hours
    * Take apology down
    * Keep head down for a week
    * Start to add friends back
    * Claim you had the flu

    For everyone else, the message is clear – Charles Hill has forgiven himself – why can’t you. He most likely also concluded that he has suffered enough – so others need to move on.

    If he were a Hollywood celebrity, he would check into rehab for a week and it’s yesterday’s news. But since he isn’t, he has to follow a game plan he laid out for himself.

    • ChipNASA says:

      I just left him a love note…

      ” Hey Chucky? what happened to your apology? This isn’t going away and the Internet isn’t going to forget or be deleted.”

    • AnotherPat says:

      Daisy Cutter:

      So…Charles Tobia Hill is sweeping this all away, yes?

      Hmmm….looks as if Charles Tobia Hill is displaying signs of guilt.

      Well, he can’t sweep away TAH/MP or GOOGLE…even with a Floor Buffer (Jeff, I think TAH’s resident Floor Buffer still posts on TAH…just under another Handle).

      Hopefully, exposing Charles Tobia Hill will stop his not desirable behavior.

      timewilltell

    • Mason says:

      You’re forgetting one step; “All my social media accounts have been hacked! I would never say or do anything like what I’ve been accused of. This hack has been reported to the FBI, who are investigating.”

      • Daisy Cutter says:

        You know, if you apply logic to this situation, as weak as this sounds it may be the only “go to” he has left and has to use it.

        Faced with the possibility of committing federal crimes, everything else may take a second seat.

  40. An Old Arty Sgt says:

    Seems the people over at Guardians of The Green Beret left him a note to get in contact with them before they post their article on him. They wanted to post both sides of the story.. That’s gone from his FB page too.

    • Hondo says:

      GOTGB? Oh, Charlie’s just gonna love their attention. (smile)

      • The Stranger says:

        Yeah, this is going to look like a love tap once The Guardians go after him…well, tomorrow’s payday, time to get a nice bottle of sippin’ rye, sit back, and watch the fireworks!

    • Eden says:

      Grabbing some popcorn and soda. . .

      • An Old Arty Sgt says:

        Have to say, GOTGB really wants to hear from him before posting their article. It would serve Charlie good if he spoke with them. Not saying anything will go away. Just at some time old Charlie Tuna needs to stand up and say he screwed up.

  41. 3/10/MED/b says:

    It is the late hours, and I have finished the hourly ‘rise and fall’ check on my Father.

    He does not need to know what I have been through.

    And I am pretty sure I don’t want to know what shit he has been through.

    Peace to all.

  42. 3/10/MED/b says:

    My apologies to all. I had to pull my sorry ass off the floor from a laughing fit worthy of possible further medical assistance.

    Man, that is funny.

  43. Eden says:

    He needs to lose those EMS patches and insignia, too. Near as I can tell, his certification expired in 2008.

  44. ChipNASA says:

    His book of Face is still up and a few of us are still lighting him up and sharing his info and many organizations have been contacted.
    He keeps deleting stuff like his apology and the invite from the Guardians of The Green Beret, but he’s being told that this isn’t going away and that it’s only going to get uglier going forward.
    What. A. Dumbass.
    If it were me, I’d be doing the biggest Mea Culpa and groveling and apologizing one can do but…

    I’M NOT STUPOD ENOUGHT TO TRY TO PULLE THIS SHIT. I’m proud to say I was a box kicker and label licker (Of was it label kicker and box licker?? 🙂 and a Mode Toad and a Baggage Ape and a Passenger Hearder and a Pallet Pusher.
    So there.

    Chuckles is soon to be an a *major* world of hurt.

    • ChipNASA says:

      If this fuckstick didn’t annoy the piss outta me, I *may* just be able to type. Christ almighty.
      Ignore my fat fingers.

    • Morgan Blake says:

      The only fragments he should have in his knees are from the gravel due to getting down on them to apologize…

      … or to do whatever he does behind the dumpster.

    • RGR 4-78 says:

      I wonder what “Chuckey’s Bride” has said to him about his lies?

    • ChipNASA says:

      Well I checked his Book of Face page and he’s still deleting our posts.
      He’s backed his post off all the way to April 2018 BUT THE STUPID FUCK STILL HAS COMMENTS OPEN!!!
      Jesus, I mean he has certainly proved that he *IS* as stupid as he looks.

      Well, just keep pounding his silly ass as long as he allow us to.

      I think I’ll post a link to this thread again and ask him to come here and have a kindly chat.

      • ChipNASA says:

        I left him a little invite.

        ” Hey Charles, Maybe you can come visit your blog post that, 1 Is not going to go away and 2. Try to man up and explain yourself and address the situation rather than deleting posts and trying to hide.
        https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=87454

      • 26Limabeans says:

        He can always have his lawer appear here wearing a sock. That would help.

        • rgr769 says:

          Yes, we all love sock-puppets purporting to be lawers, especially when they threaten defamation lawsuits.

  45. Keepin' It Real says:

    Ironically, to be ‘defamed’ you would have to have fame in the first place.

    I bet years from now people will not be able to name Charles Tobia Hill but will remember the donkey.

  46. PRCS (Ret.) says:

    That posture…a serious gutboy. They hand him a menu and he just says yes.

  47. HM3(FMF) says:

    So what is this guys actual job in the real world, he said he trains doctors, is he a senior Dr. training Jr’s or what? It seems like the people he works with need to be notified of his lies ASAP. I wouldn’t want someone in the medical field with his type of integrity treating me, or training those who would treat me.

  48. ChipNASA says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Buttcheeks here changed his Book of Face page name to “Smith Smith”, and pretty much gutted it.

    WAY TO GO DOUCHE.

    1. We won?!?!?

    2. Welcome back to the main page.

    3. PROFIT!!

    😀 😀 😀