Joe Foti – Fake SEAL, No Silver Star, No Purple Heart, No CAR

| May 14, 2019

The folks at Military Phony sent us their work on Joseph Guy Foti, who claims he retired from the Navy as a Navy SEAL and earned the Silver Star, Bronze Star Medal with “V,” the Purple Heart and a Combat Action Ribbon with a star denoting a second award.

Foti’s Facebook profile says Navy SEAL all over it…

He elaborates on his Facebook photo saying it was from the Gulf of Tonkin during “Operation Enemy Helicopter.”

In a cached version of a LinkedIn profile he has since deleted, he listed three (3) tours of Vietnam and one tour in North Korea…

On Instagram, he confirmed those missions…

On a previous Facebook profile, he listed SEAL Team 2 and had a Purple Heart patch that said “Combat Wounded Veteran”…

Here is the large version of the Purple Heart patch…

Here he wears a Military Order of the Purple Heart cap…

This is significant, because he served as Chapter 366 Commander of the Clifton NJ Military Order of the Purple Heart…

A SEAL at Military Phony checked the SEAL-BUD/S database and determined that Joseph Foti was not listed.  Foti claimed to be retired, so his records were ordered through both DoN and NPRC.

Then through the National Personnel Records Center…

Here is SN Joe Foti from the USS Constellation (CVA 64) 1969-70 WestPac Cruise Book…


Joseph Foit’s official military records show that he was in the US Navy for for about two and a half years active duty. He was enlisted and got out as a SN (E-3) vs. the officer LCDR (O-4) that he claimed.

Since he was separated at a Navy Hospital, he was either medically separated or was in the hospital field. Probably the former vs. the latter.

He was in during Vietnam, it appears he was on a ship that was close to Vietnam.

There are no schools or assignments that would support Foti’s claim of being a Navy SEAL.

Joseph Foti’s records do not support his claim of having been awarded a Silver Star, a Bronze Star with “V,” a Purple Heart or a Combat Action Ribbon. These awards put Foti in direct conflict with Stolen Valor laws.


If any of these claims were used to leverage work or promotions or anything else of value, Foti may be in violation of Stolen Valor laws. State laws may also apply.



Category: Fake SEAL, Navy, Navy Poser, North Korea, Phony SEAL, Stolen Valor, Stolen Valor Act, Viet Nam

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  1. Mason says:

    Piece of shit. Way to take a dump on your perfectly honorable service when most didn’t want to. Jackass.

  2. 5th/77th FA says:

    Lying embellishing POS Joseph Foti. You did serve when others didn’t. Coulda, shoulda, woulda, had oughta been proud of that service, but nooooooooooooooo. Had to lie! Do you kiss your wife, children/grandchildren with that lying, full of sh^t mouth? Medical discharge? Yeah maybe from some serious d^ck stepping.

    I would be proud to call for the deployment of the Continent of Insults on the lying, embellishing POS Joseph Loti! Can we get an Second and an AYE?

    ChipNASA stand by to be cleared HOT! Mick, be ready for a BOOOOOM and a SHAAAAAAACK.

    • ChipNASA says:

      I knew it. Yep.

      We have a request for deployment of the The Continent of Insults®™

      Do we have a “Second”?

      • The Al says:


      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        DO IT!

        • ChipNASA says:

          OK We have an “Aye” and a DO IT! so that should suffice.

          1. I reported myself because the comments were swirling and not posting so that’s why there are three of the same thing. Guys, delete the unnecessary repetition.

          2. Well Joey Faggotry, your one Superhero Book of Face was removed but now that you’re google famous, you may as well man up and suck it up and apologize. Deleting your social media shit and hiding is going to do you no good now that you’re out there on the Intrawebs.

          Oh and please, PLEASE come here and sockpuppet or try to defend your asshattery.
          We haven’t had a good chew toy in months.

          *NOTICE. I just tried to post the CoI and either the new TAH server restrictions were over loaded or we have passed the critical size limit to no have to upgrade to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (YAYYYYYY!!!!) I think the later.

          I’ll now try to have to submit this in three posts and see if that works.


          The Hemisphere of Insults®™
          (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
          FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
          DANGER CLOSE!!!!
          MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
          TAKE COVER!!!!!
          …. Joseph (Jerkoff) Guy (Gay) Foti (Fuckery) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, NOT a Navy SEAL, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes,
          This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter,

          • ChipNASA says:

            Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
            Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you,

            • ChipNASA says:

              you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P.) NOT a Purple Heart recipient, NOT a Navy SEAL,NOT a recipient of the Silver Star , Same NO Bronze Star with “V” device, Yep you guessed it, NOT awarded the Combat Action Ribbon with star to designate second award and Nope, never earned Jump Wings. Did NOT have three tours in Vietnam and No, not one tour in North Korea, not Combat Wounded, also he’s NO secret squirrel covert operations dude, discharged as a SN (E-3) vs. the officer LCDR (O-4), yeah he *IS* a fecal discharge, it’s very possible if any of these claims were used to leverage work or promotions or anything else of value, Harwell may be in violation of Stolen Valor laws. State laws may also apply,
              did have about 2 and a half years of honorable service BUT YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER THAT PAL!!, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle,what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
              If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
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              FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
              Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
              Here endeth the lesson.

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          • Wow knocked that out the park. No universe!!

  3. ChipNASA says:

    Good job Google Fucker.
    You just fucked yourself 65 ways until Sunday and beyond.
    I think a few folks are going to be poking into your background for Law Enforcement purposes.

    Your Book of Face claims:

    Former County Police Officer at Essex County Police Department
    Former Patrol Officer/ Detective at West New York Police Department

    Well if these claims are true, maybe we want to see if you used your false military service claims to gain employment, you would them be guilty of Federal Stolen Valor and possibly State laws as well.

    Hmmmmmmmmm…..*puts thumb to chin and finger to mouth*…

  4. 26Limabeans says:

    Legit Viet of the Nam vet and he has to go full potato phony SEAL.

  5. ChipNASA says:

    The site is being laggy from time to time but I have the CoI set up and prepped. It may be posted tomorrow cause I have to hit the road shortly so no worries. It would just delay the BOOMS

  6. ChipNASA says:

    The site is being laggy from time to time but I have the CoI set up and prepped. It may be posted tomorrow cause I have to hit the road shortly so no worries. It would just delay the BOOMS

  7. ChipNASA says:

    The site is being laggy from time to time but I have the CoI set up and prepped. It may be posted tomorrow cause I have to hit the road shortly so no worries. It would just delay the BOOMS

  8. Daisy Cutter says:

    He’s from Nutley. That’s all you need to know.

  9. Keepin' It Real says:

    What is interesting is that Jonn Lilyea wrote about another sailor that falsely claimed he had a Purple Heart. He also worked for the Military Order of the Purple Heart in… you guessed it… Clifton, NJ.

    I guess these two sailors show that you don’t have to have an actual Purple Heart to rise to great heights in an organization that requires a Purple Heart to join it.

    After all that exposure, Joe Imperato is still a high ranking regional commander of some kind for the American Legion. Hmmmmm. Stolen Valor didn’t seem to phase him a bit.

    • Duane says:

      Minor correction – the Military Order of the Purple Heart is NOT the same as the Purple Heart association. The MOPH used to do claims for vets much like the DAV and VFW, but anyone could join and be a member of that group – nothing else required (they used to be my rep for the VA until they quit doing claims). He’s just a shitbag, pure and simple.

  10. Ex-PH2 says:

    In the 1960s (maybe earlier, too) through 1970s, you went through testing in boot camp to qualify for the Navy’s “A” schools. If you qualified, you received a striker’s badge for your designated rate just before graduation. The striker’s badges are no longer handed out.

    He does not have a striker’s badge above his E-3 rank patch, therefore, he did not qualify for any school the Navy had to offer, and was in OJT instead. And any “medical” training he might have received was most likely basic first aid, because Hospital Corps “A” School required a qualifying score.

    I believe that, at the time, to qualify for BUD/S, you had to be an E-5/PO2 in an applicable rate, in addition to the physical tests. The PH rate included the Combat Cameraman designation.

    He was, basically, a deck hand and that’s it. I doubt that, based on his not even getting to PO3/E-4 within 2 years, he even did the correspondence courses for anything. He seems more like someone who drifted through things, looking for something that would “stick”, and didn’t find it until he started puffing himself off as something he was not.

    I think he’s an enormous waste of time and energy, but if you guys want to nail him, that’s up to you.

  11. GDContractor says:

    I’m going to go the other way on this one. Given the option of photoshopping his ugly mug on top of someone else’s medal festooned chest, my boy Joey showed true initiative. He apparently got online and ordered himself a flag, a uniform, and 6 pounds of Flair. It’s actually refreshing. Way to go Joey! I, for one, appreciate your hard work!

  12. Martinjmpr says:

    “Operation Enemy Helicopter?” Sounds like something a 6 year old would come up with.

    This guy may not have been a SEAL but I think he would fit right into the “VERY SPECIAL FORCES.”

    • rgr769 says:

      He was/ is clearly qualed as a short bus 🚌 window licker. So he has that going for him. Got to wonder who had the misfortune of dealing with him if he really was a LEO.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      “Operation Enemy Helicopter” is Seekrit Code for Man Love Thursdays at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear).

    • Daisy Cutter says:

      “Operation Enemy Helicopter” ranks right up there in the annals of history with “Operation Shootie Bangs.”

      Did I say “annals?” I meant “anals.”

  13. GDContractor says:

    His Instagram profile is a scream. He claims participation in Vietnam, North Korea, Panama, Grenada, “and other missions remain classified”. He also claims to be retired LEO.

  14. IS2 (SW) says:

    What a fucking assclown.

  15. 26Limabeans says:

    That cruise book photo.
    What’s with the pretty long hair?
    OJT indeed.

  16. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    Joseph Guy Foti WAS NEVER A USN SEAL.
    Joseph Guy Foti was never awarded The Purple Heart according to records found.
    Joseph Guy Foti was never awarded The Silver Star.
    Joseph Guy Foti was never awarded The Bronze Star.
    Joseph Guy Foti NEVER served in North Korea.
    Joseph Guy Foti WAS NEVER a USN Officer.
    Joseph Guy Foti left the USN as an E3.
    Joseph Guy Foti looks like the type who prowls highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date where he would be the catcher.
    Joseph Guy Foti is another reject Apprentice towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in Rear).
    Joseph Guy Foti looks like he should NOT be left alone around children.
    Joseph Guy Foti likely NEVER served in the Gulf of Tonkin.

    Joseph Guy Foti can wallow in what he’s done as The Power of Google®™ grows within Joseph Guy Foti because Joseph Guy Foti will soon learn that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

    How copy,

    • 5th/77th FA says:

      API….Firebase Magnolia Copies your traffic

      Joseph Guy Foti WAS NEVER A USN SEAL.
      Joseph Guy Foti was never awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
      Joseph Guy Foti was never awarded the Silver Star.
      Joseph Guy Foti was never awarded the Bronze Star.
      Joseph Guy Foti NEVER served in North Korea.
      Joseph Guy Foti WAS NEVER a USN Officer.
      Joseph Guy Foti left the USN as an E3.
      Joseph Guy Foti looks like the type who prowls highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date where he would be the catcher.
      Joseph Guy Foti is another reject Apprentice towel Boy at Brucies Bath House (entrance in rear).
      Joseph Guy Foti looks like he should NOT be left alone around children.
      Joseph Guy Foti likely NEVER served in the Gulf of Tonkin.

      Joseph Guy Foti can wallow in what he’s done as the Power of Google grows within Joseph Guy Foti because Joseph Guy Foti will soon learn that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      Relay to next Station on this net.

      How copy?

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I say again and please relay:

      Joseph Guy Foti WAS NEVER A USN SEAL.
      Joseph Guy Foti was never awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
      Joseph Guy Foti was never awarded the Silver Star.
      Joseph Guy Foti was never awarded the Bronze Star.
      Joseph Guy Foti NEVER served in North Korea.
      Joseph Guy Foti WAS NEVER a USN Officer.
      Joseph Guy Foti left the USN as an E3.
      Joseph Guy Foti looks like the type who prowls highway rest areas in a windowless van in search of a date where he would be the catcher.
      Joseph Guy Foti is another reject Apprentice towel Boy at Brucies Bath House (entrance in rear).
      Joseph Guy Foti looks like he should NOT be left alone around children.
      Joseph Guy Foti likely NEVER served in the Gulf of Tonkin.

      Joseph Guy Foti can wallow in what he’s done as the Power of Google grows within Joseph Guy Foti because Joseph Guy Foti will soon learn that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.

      Relay to next Station on this net.

      How copy?

  17. streetsweeper says:

    What a world class f&^k up you are, Joe Foti. A real champeen. POST would be very interested in his shit. His honorable discharge from POST would be yanked quick like.

  18. RichG says:

    I’m a little pissed right now because this f@$kstick claims he was awarded a Bronze Star, something my friend who served twenty plus years earned by dying in Afghanistan.

    Every time I see one of these subhuman bastards claim that medal it makes me want to hunt them down and make them earn it the way a real man did, with Honor and Pride.

    Go to Hell Foti, you human sized sack of excrement.

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I know what you mean, Joseph Guy Foti is claiming a Purple Heart, a Medal awarded to more than one of my Buddies who came home in a Flag-draped coffin, Joseph Guy Foti and his bogus claims make my blood boil!

    • 26Limabeans says:

      Just raised my flag back to the top after being flown half staff for a childhood friend KIA after two weeks in country.
      Fifty years ago, 13 May 69 at Tah Ninh.
      New flag every year on that day.
      He is not forgotten.

      Hopefully Google will not forget JOE FOTI.
      JOE FOTI phony SEAL

  19. Mike Kozlowski says:

    “Operation ENEMY HELICOPTER”….

    My God. That’s beyond amazing.

    • GDContractor says:


      “Seal Team 2 Bravo” is pretty damn good too.

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Maybe Joseph Guy Foti is a member of MEAL Team 2 Bravo, the second string of Buffet Commandos who come for sloppy scraps at a buffet after the ones like Round Ranger get their fill!

  20. Bubble Soldier says:

    Dropped the team picture in the water (Gulf of Tonkin, he claims) into the Google Image Search thingy. Seems to actually be a photo of Seal Team 6? Surely they were nowhere near existing in 1968.

    • Martinjmpr says:

      That can’t be a 1968 photo anyway. Note the guy on the right with the H&K MP5: I’m pretty sure the SEALs were not using the MP5 in 1968. My Google-fu shows that the MP5 wasn’t even invented until 1964 and I don’t recall any US forces using it until well into the 1980s.

      • rgr769 says:

        No US forces in the Viet of the Nam had MP5’s. The Swedish K was the only newer foreign sub-gun available to spec ops units. CCN teams had some of them.

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      That is a Navy PR photo shot somewhere near the BUD/S training center. And this old coot is not in that photo.

  21. It’s only Tuesday and we got our first phony Seal today. I see he was in G-Div. Did G Div. replace Fox Div.

  22. Jay says:

    Between flag, whites, and medal mouting/festoonery….thats a shit ton of money to spend on dress up time.

    • RGR 4-78 says:

      It looks like he jumped on a military surplus grenade to save his fake buddies from shame.

  23. Sarge says:

    and his book of face just went kaput.

  24. SFC D says:

    Sock puppets! I want sock puppets! Nobody ever wants to play anymore, buncha candy asses!

    • Morgan Blake says:

      Where’s Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole when you need it?

    • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

      I personally don’t think that Joseph Guy Foti has the balls to even think about launching sockpuppets.

  25. cptsmith2 says:

    He can Joe Foti himself.

  26. Morgan Blake says:

    Turns out he’s a Nutley boy.

    You can take the boy out of Nutley, but you can’t take Nutley out of the boy.

  27. Comm Center Rat says:

    Why do these phonies always overdue the medallic fuckery? A Silver Star is never enough so they feel compelled to add a BSM with “V” device and a Purple Heart. Several years ago I attended a wedding and one of the guests was an E-6 Navy SEAL in uniform. He wore several ribbons but none for valor. Perhaps a new SEAL in the teams but my point is this was the first living, breathing SEAL I ever saw in person. Seeing a SEAL with a Trident up close was the highlight of the wedding. There must be hundreds if not thousands of phonies for every man who actually earned the Trident.

  28. OWB says:

    The “Less than ninety days” entry is curious. Would time in hospital, injured, sick, whatever, be noted that way, or could it be confinement?

    What does “Overall Military Trait Average” indicate?

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Overall Military Trait Average is from his evaluations as a Sailor – overall mark on his annual/semi annual evals.

    • Hondo says:

      Conjecture: at the time, 90 days might have been the minimum valid rating period. If he transferred to another unit or duty station and didn’t/wouldn’t have 90 days rated time, that kind of entry would make sense.

      One of our Naval types, please enlighten if you can.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        His command didn’t do an evaluation on him because he was onboard less than 90 days.

  29. Morgan Blake says:

    “I’d like to speak up on behalf of Joe Foti. He almost single-handedly put my kids through college.

    Barry Goldstein
    Barry’s Army-Navy Store”

  30. JimmyB says:

    Good one Morgan!!!

  31. Peter the Bubblehead says:

    Wow! He was one of them fabled hard-charging 2.5 year Seaman types!

    I made E-3 (SN) within 6 months of joining the Navy. I made E-4 (PO3) just 9 months later!

  32. OldManchu says:

    He has a purple bunghole award from poking himself with his unearned trident.

  33. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Since the “Phony SEAL” community is a large one, I wonder if he knows Phildo?

  34. Eden says:

    Just found this:


    Joseph Foti, a former County Police Officer with Essex County, represented by Timothy R. Smith, Esq., petitions the Merit System Board for enforcement of its decision, In the Matter of Joseph Foti (MSB, decided September 21, 2005), with respect to the award of back pay, benefits and seniority.

    ACTION: The Merit System Board granted $26,047.43 in back pay and $10,625.08 in reimbursement for healthcare premiums. The Board also granted payment for 2005 and prorated 2006 vacation leave.”


  35. Dustoff says:

    And here I was thinking North Korea was “denied area”.
    I guess I’ve got a lot to learn.

  36. thebesig says:

    Discharged as a Seaman.

    As was mentioned above, honorable service. He’s also sporting Vietnam related awards. That alone would give him plenty of “creds”. No need to add the other stuff.

  37. CCBill says:

    Nutley: patriotic and proud.

  38. T1B says:

    I miss sock puppets…

  39. HMC Ret says:

    Dimwit: You served honorably but then screwed yourself for eternity on Google.

  40. Just An Old Dog says:

    Watched “the Hair” dismantle him over the phone on his site.
    The guy was a lying unapologetic piece of shit complete with forged documents. Someone from one of the organizations was listening in and after Don finished with him he told the guy he was coming to get his Purple Heart License Plates….