Daily FGS- Blue Lives Matter Update
The latest from Blue Lives Matter.
STOP what you’re doing – we have a pretty huge update and confession about this whole “Report ICE activity hotline” situation.
By about 1am, we had reports come in from numerous states that there had been “incidents” at a number of biker bars last night. ??
It turns out that “report ICE activity hotlines” had received “tips” about “off-duty ICE agents” drinking at dozens of bars. Those bars just so happened to be biker bars owned or frequented by individuals who haven’t always been on the right side of the law.
ICE protestors were alerted and given the addresses of these bars. According to friends of ours across the country, beta soy boy, gender-fluid communist Meal Team Sixers showed up with their “F-ICE” flags and tried barging into the bars.
Except… there were no ICE agents drinking there. As a wise man once said… “now you’s can’t leave”.
To clarify, WE absolutely did NOT report those addresses to the “Report ICE activity hotlines”. That’s ridiculous, guys. What kind of people do you think we are?
Nah. We simply provided the “Report ICE activity hotlines” to the good ole’ boys that DRINK at those bars and asked them if they wanted to have a fun night.
Hey leftists… we’ve been warning you… there would be a time when the people who just wanted to be left alone get off the sidelines.
Keep going, children. We’re in this for the long haul… and we’re really, really good at it.
If you have a phone or fingers to type… you can get in the fight and help protect ICE and law enforcement. Below you’ll find the “report ICE activity” hotlines.
Have fun and blast this thing all over the internet.
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Next up, ICE officers spotted at The Blue Oyster. No, really.
I begin to grow heartily tired of the etiquette and nonsense so fashionable in this city.
-George Mason
Category: Feel Good Stories
Excellent!
A good solution and a good laugh combined!
Yes, because OMC’s love federal agents.
They also don’t like the dyed hair club much either.
Pics?
Do you really think bikers would film themselves making the reports to the anti ice web site or the interior of their own bar should idiots show up?
Personally, I think it’s just a funny story especially since there have been zero reports of anti ice folks being given treatment after visiting a biker bar.
I’d think that the anti-ICE would have their phone cameras out as they approached the biker bars, all set to record their “mainly peaceful” protests…..and that the cameras would continue recording through the FAFO dildo of Unintended Consequences (which never arrives lubed)
I think this was a humor item, not a news item.