There Is Not Enough Whiskey In the World….
I thought I had seen everything… but I was wrong. I have never seen anything like this before – ever.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/25/protester-glues-breasts-ground-outside-goldman-sachs-9318678/
Unfortunately, this benighted individual, who (I’m guessing) thought that using acrylic glue to glue her bared mammary glands to the pavement as a protest last week in London would be a high-end gesture of support for Ecohippiedom and Warmunism, did not stop to take into consideration that acrylic glue is a permanent bond, unless you have a solvent handy as a solution to dissolve it. And you can’t just get up and walk away unless you do have the solvent.
So there she was, stuck to the pavement, making a complete boob of herself in public. From the photos of what can be seen, she appears to be the human version of a somewhat low-level beached whale.
She was not the only person gluing herself to something. Other ecohippies glued themselves to public transportation to keep it from moving, or glued themselves to the iron fences around homes and to office building doors. And I keep telling myself that it’s just a phase, that it will pass, and the skies will be clear again. It’s probably why I keep going back to WWII stuff. Things made some peculiar kind of sense then.
Is there anything dumber to be seen anywhere? Anything?
Category: "Teh Stoopid", "The Floggings Will Continue Until Morale Improves", General Whackos, Liberals suck
To be fair (to be faaahhh-uuuuhhh) there was the Einstein wannabe in CA back in the 80’s who laid down in front of a slow-moving train coming out of Concord Weapons Station, thinking it was just gonna stop on a dime.
Uh, nope.
I see you’re a fellow connoisseur of the Letterkenny. That’s what I likes about you.
We, as a society or, perhaps better described, a species, seem to reach for and achieve an ever higher level of “peak loon*”. It is my opinion the species will continue this striving to the point where society is unsustainable, leading ultimately to a second Dark Ages.
However, this period will never be known as the Second Dark Ages because no one who comes out of that time will have any knowledge of the First Dark Ages or anything else that happened in our times, which is probably a good thing.
* No disparagement of Loons is intended, either the species of bird or the Canadian currency.
Gluing themselves to things? Laying down in front of moving trains? DARWIN AHKHBAR!!!
As you always say, Liberalism is a mental disorder. I think gluing your tits to the street is a sign of severe mental instability.
Did you all miss this one: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2003-jan-14-me-naked14-story.html
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/03/03/naked.protest/
A group of war-protester in Marin County, San Francisco Bay Area demonstrated against the war by laying down on the ground naked forming the word PEACE.
I was an XO of a recruiting station in Northern Cal during that time. We also had many incidents of anti-war protesting the war by sitting-in; splashing red paint and shot up the sub-station office windows; and burned a few govt vehicles.
Never like these peaceniks…SJW leftist dummies. I don’t mind donating a few hundred dollars buying one-way tickets for them to fly to third-world countries and stay there.
Code Pink used to wait in the old Pentagon Metro station entrance and splash red paint on the innocent people coming in to work. That stopped with the advent of PFPA and the Patriot Act, thank goodness.
The Stupid is strong with this one.
Stanky ass ho couldn’t even get roadkill right.
Bitch you a thot, ain’t trickin’ (thot, thot) Put her on her knee, make her lick it (lick it) Patek on my wrist, and it’s glistenin’ (drip, drip) The bitch got mad, I dissed her (hey) Shawty, you ain’t nothin’ to a rich nigga (nothin’) I put a check on a bitch nigga (brrt) Fuck your whole set and your clique, nigga (fuck) Got a gang full of dud and some broke niggas (dud) Diamonds on me, what’s the price? (price) I’m not getting involved with the hype (hype) I’m too rich to get into a fight (too rich) Fifty racks got my jeans fitting tight (fifty racks) Pay that price and them boys come and wipe ya’ (wipe ya’) We had to dispose of the diaper (dispose) Yeah we trap every week, every night (whoa) Word my move, we too smooth, no indictments (hey) Yeah, freakazoid lightning (lightning) Fifty-seven ninety in this Breitling (Breit’) When I got a mil I got excited (million) For the cash I’ma turn to Michael Myers Baguettes keep dripping, dropping (drip) My wrist all liquid watches (watch) Told the bitch “Jump on my dick and pop it” (yeah) Get a little bitch a deposit (hey, brrt) When the whore who wrote those lyrics is being recognized as an award winning artist I’d suggest that while we aren’t necessarily seeing the 5th sign of the apocalypse it can’t really be that far away. Millions of adoring fans listen to those words and think it’s “cool” to be an ignorant, cocksucking, whore as long as you end up rich. It’s little wonder when that passes for your culture that fucktards will glue their tits to the pavement. My uncle rode with Patton across Europe, he built a house with his bare hands and raised seven kids one of whom served in Vietnam and the other a twenty year Army lifer…their music was clear and understandable and was a celebration of the best aspects of us as humans. Now the music of the era celebrates the basest, foulest aspect of humanity. It’s reflective of our society in… Read more »
Ex-PH2, on your link was this one:
https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/02/burglar-stabbed-pensioner-protecting-wife-lawfully-killed-9392697/
Remember this? The 78 year-old pensioner who was arrested for murder because he killed the drugged-up gypsy [okay … “Traveler”] who invaded his home. The court ruled that the burgler was ‘lawfully killed.’
Home invader: ‘Get out of my way or I’ll stick you with this [screwdriver].’
Osborn-Brooks: “I think you’re wrong because mine’s bigger than yours and if you don’t leave my house you will be sorry”.
Great photo of the hero being feted by his neighbors: 2 pints of Guiness in his hands:
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I did see that, and if you recall the Lion of London Bridge a couple of years ago, who took on three wankers attacking people at a restaurant, he was so popular afterwards that no one said a bad word. I think the ‘don’t hurt/kill the bad guy’ theme is coming to an end over there.
Let sleeping pigs lie.
A box of snakes/scorpions/spiders inadvertently released next to the protester would have been a glorious sight.
Now that I come back to this, after letting this marinate, I have only one question. What was her exit strategy here?
They should have just left her glued there. Like you tell a kid, you got yourself in there, now get yourself out.
I think a casein based adhesive would have been more appropriate.
Any way that I can be put in touch with
“Stretch” Mai Nip-Pole ?
This crap glue that I have been using around the house to repair things, apparently doesn’t hold a candle to the holding qualities of the glue she used. (smile)
I really think this was a case of road kill?
Naw. She didn’t have tire tracks on her back from buses running over her.
She didn’t have a Glue that the Glue would be permanent