David Bennett – Phony USAF Fighter Pilot & Navy SEAL Co-Commander

| April 30, 2019

The folks at MilitaryPhony.com sent us their work on this David Stephen Bennett fella.  David, or “Hawk” as he prefers, lives in Houston, Texas. He’s 64 y/o.

David is a unique blend of warrior – both a US Air Force fighter pilot flying the F-14, F-15, F-16 and the F-111 AND was a US Navy SEAL Co-Commander in charge of all SEAL units globally at the behest of then-President Ronald Reagan.

But that is not the end of Bennett’s war-fighting, he’s a Facebook scrapper and gets quite combative when his claims are questioned, especially the SEAL claims.

He even challenges people by freely offering his home address…

At 64 years old, Bennett shows us that he still has one good a$$ whoppin’ left in him.

Bennett makes similar claims across all of his social media accounts.  The following is from his LinkedIn account…

A SEAL at Military Phony checked the BUD/S-SEAL database and David Stephen Bennett was not listed.  His military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request…

David Bennett’s official military records show that he spent six months in the US Air Force. He was discharged as an Airman First Class (E-3) which is enlisted vs. the Colonel (O-6) officer rank which he claimed.

There were no schools, qualifications or assignments that showed fighter pilot training.

There were no US Navy military records located for him but in all fairness – we are not quite sure he was claiming to be a Navy SEAL, or if the claims were that he had worked with them as their Co-Commander, which certainly implies he was a SEAL.

Military Phony summed this up well so I’ll just quote them…

BEHAVIOR

We think there is a larger issue at play here. Mr. Bennett has and holds an impressive string of jobs. He just seems to have an issue with DWIs and perhaps drinking in general. That said, he has to be of sound mind and body sometime to know that these claims are all over his Social Media.

It does not stand to reason that this was one or two isolated incidents. The claims seem purposeful. Maybe there is another underlying reason for his behavior.

Here is another post he made out of defiance to someone questioning him. He claims he sent SEAL Team One to Beirut in 1983, along with some other claims.

We are not psychiatrists or therapists – we simply point out what may be Stolen Valor regardless of the underlying reasons. If Mr. Bennett needs help, we hope that he is able to get the help he needs.

Well, maybe the help he needs is to open the doors and windows and bring a little sunshine into the room?  They say sunshine is the best disinfectant.

This Goofy Bastard could be a prime example of what happens to someone when they lick too much bat shit off cave walls.

In any case, Mr. Bennett is the second “Twofer” in a week.  Maybe there’s a “Trifecta” around the corner?  Or a “Grand Slammer” just down the road?  I hope not because I’m still trying to internalize this one.

Category: Air Force, Air Force Poser, Bin Laden, Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, WTF?

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Combat Historian

Me thinks this individual is a nutjob with all too many screws loose and lost. Time for Mr. Straitjacket to be employed on said individual…

A Proud Infidel®™️

Not just loose screws, IMHO David Stephen Bennett has a stripped gearbox!

Ex-PH2

Try the term compulsive liar. Fits everything he’s got in his made-up history and real history.

MI Ranger

Yeah, yeah…I had flashlight so bright that it turned night into day, and when I was in the Marines I had this Corporal named Christ…yeah, yeah and we were at the Red Sea and I felt like I did not want to be in Egypt anymore so I parted it and someone said “Hey Moses!!!”

Mason

We can send them to his place right after they get Der Commissar.

FC2(SW) Ron

C’mon, cut this fine warrior some slack Jack! He fucking finished a 12 week Air Force basic training program (not boot camp-that’s Navy) in 11 days! I think the USAF needs to up their game!

Promoted 3 times in 90 days as an Officer! (Well that’s not really an accomplishment now is it?)

And a fucking USAF Associates Degree in Computers! Now that’s something to be proud of along with 18 battle commendations (probably play station or something)

And, he was ordered by Uncle Ronnie to be a co-Commander of the Seals…… Just saying. If women can’t smell this guys credentials from 10 feet away I don’t know what else to say….

Fucking jerk-off psycho nut that he is….

USAF RET

Nice he’s flying F-14s with the Air Force. Must be his SEAL cred that allows cross-servicing. What a maroon.

Retired Grunt

How dare you question this fine Cocommander’s creds. I served with him while I was any army marine force recon ranger in the SEAL division under the command of Captain Corporal “Radar” O’Reilly of the green berets. I stepped on a fruit cake though and slipped and broke my leg so I didn’t get to go.

Mick

Oh yeah. Those were the days, back when the Air Force was flying F-14s…

L. Bennett

I just found this. David Bennett is my uncle and was diagnosed around 17 years old with schizophrenia. So, that’s what is going on. I think a lot of his delusions stem from that fact that my grandfather (his father) was in fact a major in the army.

Mason

Thanks for sharing. From what we can see, mental illness is obvious. Hope you can help him get the help he needs. In the mean time he needs to quit with the made up stories. Eventually he’ll tell the wrong person and get his ass beat.

26Limabeans

Thanks for the info.
How did he enlist after being diagnosed, if that is the sequence of events?

L. B.

Honestly, I have no idea.

Harry

He’s a real Jackoff-all-trades. I wonder if he got shot down over Nacho Grande then rescued himself?

Combat Historian

Shot down while flying a USAF F-14, then rescued himself in his capacity as an Air Force SEAL Team “Co-Commander”…

Harry

😁

A Proud Infidel®™️

And he was chosen to be a SEAL from his outstanding performance as a Door Gunner on a USAF Submarine!

Mayhem

(Shudder) Nacho Grande. Who can forget Nacho Grande?

UpNorth

You never get over Nacho Grande!

Anonymous

Don’t forget the drinking problem:

The Bowzer

I like the door gunner on a USAF submarine. That’s him.
What a worthless piece of donkey shit. A fool.
Ass hamster.

Retired Grunt

Sometimes, I just think about Nacho Grande and I find myself in the bathroom for hours literally sick over it.

3/10/MED/b

Those wounds run…
pretty deep…

Sapper3307

The Training ribbon is that the equivalent of the Army’s Fireguard ribbon?

Dan Johnson

It’s firewatch.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Expert Floor Buffer Operator Ribbon!

Thunderstixx

I got one of those !!!
I’m so special !!!

Mason

No, the expert floor buffer ribbon is the Military Outstanding Volunteer Service Medal. Or is that the ass kiss award, because you have to put yourself in for it?

P.S. I got one.

Tallywhagger

Kind’a looks like a damned ol’hawg, instead of Hawk.

If Ned Beatty had not done such a fabulous acting job, this fella, Hawg, might have been up to the role:

http://collider.com/deliverance-rape-scene-explained/#burt-reynolds

Daisy Cutter

I think his brain may be pickled from years of too much alcohol.

The “Grand Slammer” reminds me of something.

I was driving past a Denny’s restaurant the other day and a sign out front said “Free meal on your birthday.”

My first thought was that was nice. Then I thought “Wait a minute. If it’s your birthday, and your in Denny’s… your life has to suck.”

Retired Grunt

Its called wet brain, unfortunately, a very real condition.

HMC Ret

Yes, and he certainly meets the criteria. I feel for him if that is what he has.

HT3 '83-'87

Go to his Book of the Face page…he’s going Stolen Valor on his Dad’s obituary…that has to be a first, right?

This must be what happens when you live to close to power lines or left kids eat lead paint chips…what a tool.

Comm Center Rat

Bennett’s Book of Face page lists this employment info:

Maverick Recruiting Inc.
Sr. Recruiter & Business Development Manager · January 2010 to present · Houston, Texas
Oil & Gas Operations Personnel

Can’t imagine a private employer would want this unhinged liar being the public face of the firm, especially with those 1970s era colored sun glasses.

Time to quit Hawk (ptui), and rehab is the best place for quitters.

The Al

I love him signing all his post as a Colonel in the US Navy SEALS

A Proud Infidel®™️

As prestigious as being a US Army Chief Petty Officer, one of the few things he DOESN’T claim!

David

Or Retired MIB. Maybe he knows Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?

CHARLES BENNETT

This is what amazes me. The VA has been dealing with his medical issues. But what shocked me is the VA address him as Col. Bennett. They are just enabling him!!!

Keepin' It Real

Alcohol

Morgan Blake

Cut the man some slack – getting old is a challenge.

He may have gotten confused with his meds and got Preparation ‘H’ mixed up with his Poli-Grip.

Now he talks like an A$$HOLE but at least his gums don’t itch.

rgr1480

Okay … ya made me chuckle out loud, you did.

(^__^)

Poetrooper

As self-appointed spokesman for the geezer contingent here at TAH, I fail to see the humor.

Last time I did that, my lips didn’t unpucker for three days…

Green Thumb

Yeah.

I imagine he keeps his ass clean being that he looks like he is into dick in a major way.

GDContractor

He had me at “Whooyaaa”.
LEGIT!

(PS- he looks a lot like an assclown that was featured in a Doomsday Preppers episode, that also lived in Houston).

A Proud Infidel®™️

That guy’s corn bread ain’t cooked all the way through!

JacktheJarhead

If he is a longtime alcohol abuser he may be in the early to middle stages of Alcohol Dementia. I have a BIL who has been a heavy drinker/Alcoholic since he was 13. He will do things like this and then fight you tooth and nail telling you how wrong you are. Not rational, that is what this guy sounds like.

Anyone with half a brain would not believe any of these fairy tales, but he has convinced himself that it is true. No talking to someone like that, because he has ingested the cool-aid and there is no going back.

Like it has been said before, usually stolen valor is just the tip of the iceberg.

JacktheJarhead

Also, that picture, was he trying out for the road company of Deliverance? Or is he the cowboy in a Village People tribute band?

sj

Per his Book of the Face, his dad was amazing too: as a Quartermaster Major, he was 2nd in Command under MacAuthur:

“MAJOR JAMES H. BENNETT
My Father was Second in Command to General Douglas MacArthur.

James H. Bennett was the Quater Master to the South Pacific. A Logistical Genius and Native American Warrior and was in Command on the Ground at the Battle of Leyte Island. In 11 hours he personally killed approximately 450 + Japanese In that Battle Single Handedly. He also was the 1 st. Man in Japan in General MacAuthur’s Airplane with His own Personal Staff to Request the Emperor of Japan to Surrender at the Emperor’s Palace in Tokyo in World War II.”

A QM Major commanded at Leyte. Who knew.

CHARLES BENNETT

I am the Brother of David Bennett. My father was not what my Brother states! My Brother’s mental illness is the cause of his actions. Sadly he refused to take medication and has used alcohol to combat his illness. The army didn’t catch the issue. It was later he was Diagnosed with schizophrenia as well as our Mother too had the illness. It has torn my family apart. They were both Functional schizophrenics. They felt “if I take the medication then I’m crazy. If they did not take the medication they felt they were sane”. So sad.

OAE CPO USN Ret

Not sure if you’re a real family member that doesn’t know the differences between the branches of service or a sockpuppet.

The FOIA shows that David was in the Air Force. Yet you’re saying that the Army didn’t catch his issue.

So which is it? Real family member, or David?

CHARLES BENNETT

Air Force. Sorry my Brother use to say Army.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Talking about Leyte, The last US Naval battle where the crossing of the “T” tactic was used occurred as the Japanese Naval ships were coming up the Suragal Straits. Tactic goes back to the days of sail.

Keepin' It Real

Pump the brakes. Someone has now come forward and said they saw David Bennett in the cockpit of an F-14 fighter jet.

I was skeptic until I saw his photographic proof. Oh ye of little faith.

F-14 Fighter Jet

Mick

“I’m in the need for speed!”

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW!!!

Mick

Oops; sorry.

That should read: “I feel the need for speed!”

Dammit. I can’t believe that I actually got a Top Gun quote wrong.

The shame is overwhelming.

AW1Ed: please forgive me.

Ex-PH2

This may help you.

CHIpNASA

I have it on good authority that he was in Top Gun as a quiet professional flying in the scene where Tom Cruise is zooming down the runway on his motorcycle.

Lookie here.

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Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Nice flight trainer. Bet it costs a quarter to operate. I think Hawk forgot to add in the Republic F 86 fighter and the Sop worth camel.

Daisy Cutter

If anybody has a tiny bit of sympathy for Mr. David Bennett, just take a look at what he wrote on a eulogy wall for somebody that just died.

https://integrityfuneral.com/book-of-memories/3598459/Welshe-Danita/view-condolences.php?fbclid=IwAR3fvkq8XHCevlSYrYPFvKIf0gFM7LA_B3VHRxje_mUI0_o12Qxu6iKsv68

Jay

What the FUCK is he talking about?

Mason

Did he stab her with it?

Ex-PH2

Well, he certainly DOES have an issue. He is SUCH A JERK!!!!

A Proud Infidel®™️

SWEET HOLY BEJEEZUS, I think I lost IQ points from reading that, David Stephen Bennett has a stripped out gearbox!

Jay

Holy Fuck….this might be the GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ON HERE!!!!

“Passed the 12 week Boot Camp USAF in 11 days.”

You had my interest. Sir, now you have my ATTENTION.

Promoted THREE TIMES in 90 days as an Officer. Well hot damn!

Lthrnck1775

Officers “typically” don’t go to boot camp…. just sayin’

Lthrnck1775

Daisy Cutter

On top of that – he did 77 missions and took 4 bullets.

BUT, he got the highly coveted Training Ribbon. Seriously, how many of us can say that?

The upside to getting only one ribbon is you do not have to figure out the order of precedence.

Mason

Yeah, and it’s one of those ribbons that doesn’t have a left and right like the CAR. So no orientation issues.

Ex-PH2

I give him until about 12 noon EDT to show up and start making incoherent threats.

Get out your Space Shuttle Doorgunner quals book and start boning up on “Responses to a Surprise (Not) Attack”. It’s Chapter 14B, Sec. 1 through 1A.

Mick

You beat me to it, Ex-PH2!

I agree; this steaming hot mess has HUGE potential for some great sockpuppetry!

Ex-PH2

Should be good.

I’m sure he has plenty of “backup” stuff to throw at us.

sgt. vaarkman 27-48thTFW

I’m 64 years old, I was in the USAF 74-80 and around the F-111 for most of that time and don’t recall them being at Lowery other than maybe a static display or a worn out YF-111A airframe for training purposes, the F-111’s were at Cannon, Mt. Home, Nellis, Pease and Plattsburgh AFB’s in CONUS and of course lots of F-4E’s,A-7D’s & T-38’s transient everyday, never saw an F-16 till after I got out, F-14’s were transient once in awhile thru Cannon AFB and bought the flight line out to watch them put on a max take off show, didn’t see an F-15A till with the 48th in NATO, once again they were transient and gave us a take off show….this turd got kicked to the curb as a newly minted A1C(E-3) surprised he wasn’t busted to a airman basic(E-1) cause he had to be a maximus phuck up, he as sure shit didn’t learn anything about the USAF while there for a cup of coffee did he now
And what is a training ribbon ? I never received one of those ? and I trained whole lot

Steve Balm

From Wikipedia: “The Air Force Training Ribbon is the lowest military award of the United States Air Force, ranking only above foreign military awards.”

USAF Training Ribbon

Comm Center Rat

Established: October 12, 1980
First Awarded Retroactive to August 14, 1974

OK so the training ribbon is not as prestigious as the NDSM but hey, it’s coveted nonetheless and almost as purdy as the Army Service Ribbon.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66 A Gang Snipe

If Hawk was legit in being awarded the training ribbon, he shouldn’t have to take a “ribbon” over it.

OldManchu

I want one!

A Proud Infidel®™️

David Stephen Bennett might have been such a human dud that he wasn’t even considered worthy of an Article 15 before being jettisoned from the USAF!

Ex-PH2

A training ribbon is what you give kids when they are being potty-trained.

sgt. vaarkman 27-48thTFW

Something else I don’t get about this wierdo.
How did he, a phuck up, make E-3 in 6 months ????, it took me a year to be promoted to A1C(E-3) at 6 months I was promoted from airman basic(E-1) to airman(E-2) or a mosquito wing in the parlance of that era ?

A Proud Infidel®™

When I joined in the early 90s, one could Enlist at a certain rank due to Education. For instance I enlisted in the Army as an E3 because 1) I had taken three years of JROTC 2) I had just over 90 Credit Hours of College Classes and 3) I had taken two years of College ROTC, any of which would guarantee E3 upon Enlistment and in that day anyone Enlisting with a Bachelors Degree automatically came in as an E4, it could have been something like that when he came in.

Drag Racing Maniac

I read somewhere that Lowry AFB’s runways were no longer being used after 1966… maybe this dude landed his F-111 on Colfax Ave and taxied to the base.

26Limabeans

Training ribbon? That’s it?

Well, at least he got fly an F-111.
In his head.

A Proud Infidel®™

HEY, he could have spent MANY hours “flying” a plastic model of an F-111 around his house after he snapped it together!!!

5th/77th FA

David Bennett, lying embellishing Valor Stealing piece of sh^t. I FIRST read of you on evening past and was FIRST to help start your new Google Fame on the MP site. God Bless the ninjas of Military Phoney.

Since it hasn’t been brought up yet, let me be the FIRST to call for the deployment of the Continent of Insults. And since he had two claims of derring do, let’s make two (2) passes.

Can I get SECOND and an AYE?

Mike Kozlowski

…As a proud holder bolded of the USAF training ribbon, I second the call for the Continent of Insults!

This is gonna be GREAT.

Mike Kozlowski

…’holder’.

Damn autocorrect.

A Proud Infidel®™️

AYE!!!

Ex-PH2

What about waiting to see if he shows up here?

A Proud Infidel®™️

I hope so, we haven’t had a new chew toy in ages!!!

ChipNASA

OK, as another fine individual holding the coveted USAF Training Ribbon AND the prestigious NDSM Times 2!!) I certainly hope he does come here and assault us with his intelligence… CoI Inbound!!! The Continent of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! …. David (How DARE you sully my given name) Stephen (Steve Wonder) Bennett (Bend Over, here it comes..) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, NOT a Navy SEAL, never a USAF Pilot, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into… Read more »

ChipNASA

I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid,Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding… Read more »

5th/77th FA

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

I’d suggest those puny biceps of his have never lifted a thing heavier than whatever drink that drunk piece of crap is funneling down his gullet.

As a guy very close to this assclown’s age it’s not that hard to have arms that can still lift some weight…

There’s nothing in that tank top photo that suggests that body has ever done anything except be a lazy drunken clown.

Probably has baby soft hands as well…fucker.

Tallywhagger

He’s probably related to Elizabeth Warren.

Cameron Kingsley

About 1/1024 related.

11B-Mailclerk

M.I.B.

Wow. Agent Kay was correct. Those brain-zorch Neuralizer things can lead to issues. Maybe Agent Zed can get him assigned somewhere nice and quiet.

HMCS(FMF) ret

I’m guessing that the alien anal probing sessions got a little out of hand, IYKWIM.

Ex-PH2

Everything this guy says and does indicate clearly that he is one of the following:

A – From another planet in a distant solar system

B – Someone with a severe case of Walter Mitty by Proxy

C – A quarrelsome, belligerent, fabricating, SOB whose life is so full of failures that he has to make up a new one every chance he gets.

A Proud Infidel®™️

David Stephen Bennett WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
David Stephen Bennett was Discharged from the USAF as an Airman First Class, Pay Grade E3.
David Stephen Bennett runs around like he’s dodging Debt Collectors from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
David Stephen Bennett was never a Commissioned Officer in the US Military.
David Stephen Bennett looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas looking for a date.
David Stephen Bennett was never in Command of US Navy SEALs.
David Stephen Bennett was discharged from the USAF after a little more than six months, likely a total DUD in training.
David Stephen Bennett was never a USAF Pilot.
David Stephen Bennett is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle.
David Stephen Bennett smiles like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
David Stephen Bennett is more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar on Valentines Day.
David Stephen Bennett claims friendships with everyone but the Mayor and the Dog Catcher.
David Stephen Bennett is reputed to have had multiple DUIs.
David Stephen Bennett claims to have completed USAF Basic in eleven days.
David Stephen Bennett was never an Officer in the USAF.
David Stephen Bennett is very Bernathian when he makes threats.

David Stephen Bennett will soon wallow in The Power of Google®™️ as David Stephen Bennett gathers fame for his claims!

How Copy,
((((OVER))))

UpNorth

I copy,
David Stephen Bennett WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
David Stephen Bennett was Discharged from the USAF as an Airman First Class, Pay Grade E3.
David Stephen Bennett runs around like he’s dodging Debt Collectors from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
David Stephen Bennett was never a Commissioned Officer in the US Military.
David Stephen Bennett looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas looking for a date.
David Stephen Bennett was never in Command of US Navy SEALs.
David Stephen Bennett was discharged from the USAF after a little more than six months, likely a total DUD in training.
David Stephen Bennett was never a USAF Pilot.
David Stephen Bennett is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle.
David Stephen Bennett smiles like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
David Stephen Bennett is more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar on Valentines Day.
David Stephen Bennett claims friendships with everyone but the Mayor and the Dog Catcher.
David Stephen Bennett is reputed to have had multiple DUIs.
David Stephen Bennett claims to have completed USAF Basic in eleven days.
David Stephen Bennett was never an Officer in the USAF.
David Stephen Bennett is very Bernathian when he makes threats.

David Stephen Bennett will soon wallow in The Power of Google®™️ as David Stephen Bennett gathers fame for his claims!
Anyone copy, Over?

Tallywhagger

Did you say:

“David Stephen Bennett WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
David Stephen Bennett was Discharged from the USAF as an Airman First Class, Pay Grade E3.
David Stephen Bennett runs around like he’s dodging Debt Collectors from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
David Stephen Bennett was never a Commissioned Officer in the US Military.
David Stephen Bennett looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas looking for a date.
David Stephen Bennett was never in Command of US Navy SEALs.
David Stephen Bennett was discharged from the USAF after a little more than six months, likely a total DUD in training.
David Stephen Bennett was never a USAF Pilot.
David Stephen Bennett is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle.
David Stephen Bennett smiles like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
David Stephen Bennett is more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar on Valentines Day.
David Stephen Bennett claims friendships with everyone but the Mayor and the Dog Catcher.
David Stephen Bennett is reputed to have had multiple DUIs.
David Stephen Bennett claims to have completed USAF Basic in eleven days.
David Stephen Bennett was never an Officer in the USAF.
David Stephen Bennett is very Bernathian when he makes threats.

David Stephen Bennett will soon wallow in The Power of Google®™️ as David Stephen Bennett gathers fame for his claims!”

If so, yes, I copy. Moreover, I think David Bennett looks like a hawg.

I’d pay $10 to see Don drop kick the dog shit out of the flabby ass poser.

Tallywhagger

Haha, and to top it off, David Bennett is a worse pilot than Dan Bernath!

Daisy Cutter

Some think it’s crazy while other call it thinking out of the box.

He either needs a check-up from the neck-up

or…

David, put the crack pipe down. Just put it down and walk away.

Skippy

Another one year wonder
Filing a bogus VA Claim
So they make up a crazy story

Stacy0311

The potential Grand Slam:
USMC Force Recon
USN SEAL
USAF Para-rescue
USA Ranger/Green Beret.

Actual Grand Slam
USMC Water Dog
USN Cook
USAF Buffer Repair Technician/BOQ concierge
USA 5 ton mechanic

Eventually someone will step up to claim the Grand Slam title

Ex-PH2

Is there an honorary title for 5 ton Mechanic?

I’ve been posting so many tanker videos that I’m beginning to think I almost know a smidge or two about them.

rgr769

Wrenching on a 5-ton cargo truck is not for pussies. Those wrenches don’t twist themselves.

SgtM

Called 3522 in the suck,That was me…..

NHSparky

Yup. It’s official. Cranial sciuridae fecal legume syndrome.

Translation: Boy’s brains are nuttier than squirrel shit.

JURRASICHM

If this guy is in fact schizophrenic some folks did a good job of hiding his mental status to get him in the AF. Schizophrenics can have long periods of lucid behavior until something sets them off. Then they go off the rails and start believing all sorts of crap and even hallucinate. Could have taken six months for the AF to figure out he was nuckin futs.

Daisy Cutter

Bennett claims as Co-Commander of the SEALs, most of the missions were made into movies:

“Navy SEALs” with Charlie Sheen & Michael Beihn
“Act of Valor” with real Navy SEALs

Rumor has it that Hollywood is going to make a movie about the exploits of David Stephen Bennett.

It will be called “Hawk Hawk Ptooey” and here is the trailer.

sbalm

Over on Military Phony, Charles Bennett, David’s brother commented:

“I am David Bennett’s Brother. He has schizophrenia since he was in high school. In the 70’s schizophrenia was not treated for most people due the times. David has battled this all his life. Sadly I have confronted him on his military claims. He just says it’s true and goes on. He is the kind that feels if he takes meds he is insane. If you don’t take the meds you not crazy!! Hence the alcohol was used as medication which is why he has DWI’s. I apologize to all he has offended. His is just in his own world where no one else exist except those he puts in it. So sad.”

Ex-PH2

Well, then let’s just let this go. OKay?

rgr769

Yeah, we should stop exposing the mentally ill posers. But, of course, if we did that, we would have to give a pass to most of the posers we highlight, since the majority have a screw loose.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

That is all well and good, but he caused a shit storm over on LinkedIn and pissed on about 150 SEALs, CIA Operators and supporters.

I suspect the scitzo is in for a possible reality check in Texas!

HMC Ret

This was true of my sister, the one I related died in December of an (intentional ?) overdose of street drugs. She was dx as a paranoid schizophrenic in her teens but was able to get in the Navy. How? I have no idea. She got pregnant and was released from AD. When she was on her mental health meds, she was OK and didn’t believe she needed the meds. Then when she was off the meds she was nuts and didn’t want to go back on the meds. That is often typical of the cycle these folks go through. She eventually turned to about every drug imaginable and died in December. The explanation given above for Bennett is not unusual. If they stay on their meds, they often do well. If not, well, then, anything is possible. His mental health status may explain his behavior. Or, it could be he’s just an asshole. Perhaps a combination of both. Standing by for a sock puppet who served with him and can vouch for multiple acts of heroism.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Davie Boy went after MoH recipient MCPO (SEAL) Edward Byers, Jr. over at LinkedIn.

I lit his ass up and David Bennett went dark on LinkedIn and pulled most of his BS material there.

I sent him a message too.

I look forward to hearing from his lawyers.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Whoa, going after an MCPO (SEAL) who is a MoH Recipient? That’s a special brand of 24K batshit crazy!

Dennis - not chevy

He has provided us with a new question to be used when confronting wanna-bes. How do you spell that base’s name? Up until it closed, it was Lowry AFB. One would think a fighter pilot would know how to spell his own base.

Martinjmpr

Well, according to his CV posted above, he only has an associates degree, so maybe that explains his poor spelling skills.

akpual

I dont got any deegree
and i stille spel gud

IDC SARC

I dunno…I look at him and I all I see is a heavy bag that’s ready to be hung up in my workout area.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Are the Seals in the lead at the end of April?? Yes/No

A Proud Infidel®™️

Likely so, I don’t think we’ve seen a bogus Ranger, SF or PJ in the longest!

Tallywhagger

Would a schizophrenic be able to purchase firearms?

If his brother’s claim is legit then there may be some meaningful misrepresentations at the federal level.

Feeling kind of sorry for his children and hoping that they are exposed to some regular adult male role models.

IDC SARC

If any mental illness by its nature precludes owning a firearm it would be Schizophrenia. It is by definition a chronic incurable psychotic disorder.

PTBH

Eddie Ray Routh, the Marine Corps veteran that killed Chris Kyle and Chad Littlefield at the gun range, was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

rgr769

Without involuntary detention or commitment to a mental facility, a schizo can purchase firearms, if not disqualified on some other basis.

3/10/MED/b

Sir,
Please vet me out, to forever disacioatiate from this man.
(appropriate spelling would be appreciated…over…;)

Kenneth Taylor

This bloke must have two dicks. He can’t be that silly just playing with one.

Green Thumb

I would keep my pants up around this dude.

And I would keep hum away from kids.

It appears we have a felcher in the house…

Just An Old Dog

I may be in the minority here but these Mentally ill posers need to have a different type of post. Once it’s apparent someone’s cheese has slid off his cracker I think the post should be modified by an admin,
Post up his claims, rebuff them with the facts that just say he is a mentally ill person who shouldn’t be believed and lock the thread. One single comment by Admin and that’s it. By piling on someone who is mentally ill we become the assholes in my opinion.

26Limabeans

“I may be in the minority here”

I suspect not.
Highlighting the fact that the poser is mentally ill and that their delusions cause much grief for the veteran community should be the focus of such cases. Don’t hold back on pointing out the discrepencies in their story, just keep in mind the underlying mental issue.
Sad case.

HM(3FMF)EricKerns

When is a new one coming out, site was shut down for so long feel like their should be a lot of new one’s on the loading dock ready for release.