Reduction In Numbers Proposal
Well, bless her heart, AOC has found another way to reduce pollution, expenses, and housing needs.
It’s called the “birthstrike movement”. This is a seminal group of 60 committed to avoiding having any offspring of any kind, to save the planet from imminent environmental destruction. They seem rather young to make such profound decisions, but it is, after all, their choice, which no one should deny them.
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2019/03/06/women-go-on-birthstrike-because-of-climate-change/
Below is the related video including AOC’s view of this idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=Fq26LPzlVsM
I’m completely in favor of this for these…. Uh, noble women. Completely.
They should have themselves spayed and their male counterparts neutered. We really don’t need feral children being dumped in cardboard boxes on some farmer’s driveway or someone’s suburban lawn. There’s plenty of room right now for everyone, but for those whose lives are so wound up in deep concerns that the planet is going to fry to a crisp within the next 10 years, I totally support their attitude. For one thing, it will very likely reduce the population group of college grads with useless degrees in advanced psychometrics and Slovenian folk dance but no real job skills of any kind. Fast food companies are moving over to kiosks and automated ordering very quickly, including McD’s. At some point, if self-directed vehicles (SDVs) become a “thing”, as is expected, the need for and expenses of cab drivers will evaporate into thin air, eliminating a way for incoming legit immigrants to find work and start being productive.
Should you run into a “birthstriker”, be sure to encourage her for the Good of the Planet, Our Noble Mother Earth, the small blue marble where all of us live. Congratulate her for her Profound and Thoughtful Decision. Buy her a drink. Then leave quickly.
The fewer children that are produced by the dedicated self-declared “birthstrikers”, the better.
You see, some day, they will die. And no one will remember their names. ?
Category: "Teh Stoopid", "The Floggings Will Continue Until Morale Improves", Darwin Awards
Like the Shakers, this group will resolve itself over time…
Easy to pledge not to procreate when no man will go near your crazy eyes to get the deed done. All I can say is Thank God.
IDC SARC would still hit it.
Apparently you still have a chance. Her standards are so low she claims Howdy Doody is her boyfriend.
Again, wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Wouldn’t brag to my friends about it, but wouldn’t kick her out of bed.
They should have themselves spayed and their male counterparts neutered…
Here…take this…..
The only consensus I find is that AOC doesn’t have the brain power to breath without thinking about it.
This does not mean DO NOT GET PREGNANT. It means to get knocked up as often as you like, keep the baby as long as it takes to get as many employment and subsidy perks as possible, then get an abortion. That is the truth of this bullshit.
I was relieved to hear we have 12 years before climate change destroys all of us. Whew…and I thought from years ago it was 2020.
I believe that originally, the Date of Doom was 1977 and that didn’t happen so it was moved to the 1980s, and that didn’t happen, from there to the 1990s and that didn’t happen, and for a while it was supposed to be 2010, but that didn’t happen, so they’ve moved it again, to 12 years out, which is obviously a flexible goal post.
Don’t give up the ship yet, Sparks. I look at it as a reduction in numbers that will sap their alleged strength over time.
I remember being told that the eco-Apocalypse was going to happen by 2000!
Don’t forget 12/12/2012, when the Mayan calendar supposedly predicted the end of the world.
But in ’77 it was suppose to be an ice age, wasn’t it?
Yep, I remember that too, some “experts”’were screeching that a Man made Ice Age was coming due to sunlight being blocked by particulates from hydrocarbon emissions, it was supposed to have happened by the mid-1990s.
Ted Danson told us, back in 1988, that all of the oceans would be “dead” in 10 years. All of humanity would soon follow, yet here we are.
All I can say is for y’all to be humane and HAVE YOUR LOCAL LIBERALS SPAYED OR NEUTERED, make them live up to their promise!
That just turns them into another vector for rabies. Like stray cats (and spay-and-release policies) it’s, ultimately, more humane to just put them down.
I’ll volunteer to do the denuttering. Gots me a real nice vintage 1830s throwing hatchet with an edge that you can shave with. Will need a qualified pecker checker to do the holding as required.
For the spading of the females, gots what we call in the industry a sharpshooter. For those not familiar with the term, it’s a skinny version of the old school e-tool without the pick on one side. Numbing of the area will be accomplished by using a 3 pound line hammer.
IDC SARC, you better hit it before I get to it.
I would like to support this movement with the motto: “It is uncaring and irresponsible not to neuter your progtards.” It is just as wrong as failing to neuter your cats and dogs. I like the idea of progs not reproducing. It has to have a positive effect on the nation and the planet.
My $ says AOC is gonna start shooting kids out like hamster.
She does bear a slight resemblance to Octomom.
I wonder how many of those 60 women are doable? Also, we need a followup in about 20 years to see how many of them actually kept their word.
For those who are truly committed to make sure that there are less people on this planet I suggest they remove themselves right now.
You know, for the children or something
I got into an argument with a guy on Facebook who said that if he could remove one thing from earth, he would remove humanity and when I suggested that he start with himself, he quickly got all pissed and tried to use me as an example of proving his point as to why humanity should be done away with even though it was his idea to begin with and was he arrogant enough to post it on Facebook (you know, a public forum).
I got into an argument with an idiot on Facebook who said that if he could remove one thing from earth, he would remove humanity and when I suggested that he start with himself, he quickly got all pissed and tried to use me as an example to prove his argument that humanity should be done away with even though it was his idea and he was arrogant enough to post it on Facebook (you know, a public forum).
The fact someone got pissy on FB and was probably SCREAMING as he typed his reply probably told you all you needed to know about him.
His initial comment was enough. It sure was fun doing it though.
This is a good start on raising the average IQ.
“… Not the first pretty young woman I’ve ever seen who has not a clue about finance, but then again, there’s Justin Trudeau…”
Stories like this are such a stretch the stink of desperation.
Tying AOC to this is ridiculous. She has said so many things in so many interviews about climate change and the future of millenials, as have many other prominent progressive activists that it is not easy to tie a bunch of clips together to support an absurdist narrative.
The effort just shows she is much more a threat to your frail ideological leanings than she should be.
As for not having children; regardless of what these 60 women have chosen to do, millenials have decided to not have children at an astounding rate. The birthdate in the US is at an all time low.
Considering most of you are boomers, a generation that has taken more and given back less than any generation in the history of human civilization and stole trillions from future generation while cutting taxes for yourselves…
Some of you all should be concerned because in your twilight years there may not be enough workers to leach off of. You assume you earned your social security but contributions only account for about 75% of expected entitlements.
But go ahead and ridicule millenials worries about and attempting to invest in the future. You have never given a shit about the future of this country after you are gone which is why you intend never to pay back the deficit spending you benefited from nearly your entire adult lives.
And you all still bitch about taxes. So much entitlement and so little responsibility among boomers.
Blah. Blah blah blah. Blah blah. Orange man bad.
There. I just said the same thing you did, in far fewer words.
You summed up in two lines everything Squidward wrote.
P.S. I think the commie cuttlefish gets paid by the word as a troll by some Soros outfit or some commie front group.
So, who’s the one that rattled their zipper and brought the commieclown out of the hookah lounge ????
AOC is crazy and the law is… NEVER stick your dick in crazy…
Been there done that.
Seriously though aocotex is so ugly I wouldn’t stick IDC’s dick in it, and I think that he might even have some serious misgivings about that one.
Seriously, this thing just cannot keep it’s mouth shut. It’s like larsy-boi, ask him what color OD Green is and they both will launch into some three page long soliloquy about how asking that question shows the weakness of all us conservative/libertarians…
As of about 2013, retirees (boomers) will be the first group since SS was enacted to collect less than they paid in. To now, most retirees have been getting paid more in SS than they paid. If you are going to bloviate, at least try to bloviate factually for a change. Oh, and as a boomer, let me say I sure wish your mother was one of the 60.
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And all of this pontification and postulation coming from someone that wants the government to do ev3erything for him, including wiping his ass for him… because he went to Bezerkeley and loves himself some Tofu Grape nuts.
How about finding a real job and contributing to the economy, Commissar Cuckold…
Babbles McButthead strikes yet again with brainless bullshit, he fails to realize that Social Security is something one pays into all their working lives. Given his attitude, personality and the bullshit he possesses in his mind that he considers knowledge, I don’t see him being anything other than just some Government Bureaucrat in a cubicle if he ever gets a job!
Hey Lars! If you, or Ojos-Locos, or anybody else is such a proponent of reducing the population for any reason, then my reply is the following:
Okay. You first. Put you money where your mouth is.
By the way, how ‘bout all that corruption Ojos-Locos has already been tied to? That sure didn’t take long!
Lead by example, Lars. Remember that expression?
And for the record, the earlier comment about guys my age (not a boomer, BTW) not getting what they pay in is spot-fucking on. Even assuming I don’t retire until 67, I’d have to live until 88 until I hit the break-even point, meaning zero fucking interest over the time my employers I actually started “contributing”.
Yet funny how it’s LIBERAL groups that piss and whine the most when any mention of even a partial privatization of SS is even mentioned in passing. Telling, indeed.
Indeed this is very true for me, and I am a boomer.
The simple reality is, had the government placed the average SS collected from employees and their employers on their behalf in something as simple as low risk secure investments most people would have nothing to worry about at retirement age and the program would remain well funded. The entire concept of Al Gore’s infamous “lockbox” was never part of the government plan.
40 years of investing 12.4% of the median income would yield a rather significant sum even at a paltry 4% return on your investment.
You are correct. That is why the non-SS collections from City of Galveston in lieu of Social Security taxes have funded a retirement program that is solvent and will not face the reductions that Social Security will face at some point in the next fifteen years. If we are lucky, we will only see our Social Security retirement benefit reduced by 30%.
FOAD, Lars.
Should have happened a generation before AOC!
She is dangerous and will need to be dealt with at some point. Even now, Pelosi won’t do anything about her. Maybe AOC really is the boss. Some pople thought Hitler was harmless too and look what happened with that. This woman is no idiot though she pretends to be one. Keep a close watch on her.
Maybe my old SgtMaj had it right after all during his weekend safety briefs, “If you don’t want the gut, put it in her bu…….”
Wow a whole 60 women have signed on thus far….
I’m betting there’s a whole lot more than 60 who will never have kids with or without this protest movement.
Statistically you are more likely to get eaten by a dog than to run into any of these people.
There are millions of people who think a second rate science fiction writer’s claims about the nature of man were accurate enough to start a religion and no one loses their shit over those assholes except poor Leah Remini….60 people starting a movement is about as meaningless as one could get.